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Chapter 7 We probably misunderstood a bit!

"IronMan, I think we've probably... probably misunderstood."

Because of Tony's unremitting trouble, Steve had no choice but to walk quickly to the door of S.H.I.E.L.D. with Nick Fury's angry expression of "whoever caused the trouble he will fix it himself".

At this time, Tony was wearing steel armor, on the roof of the Aegis, half crooked, holding the donut with metal fingers and biting it bit by bit, his lips and delicate mustache were stained with white syrup , and there was a half-drunk bottle of mineral water beside him. Before that, he just drank his saliva and yelled twice, as if he was "prepared".

When Captain America finally appeared, he immediately perked up, activated the thrusters on his legs, and landed on the ground coolly.

"Unfortunately, I only have misunderstandings with beauties." Iron Man strode forward, relying on the current armor height of 2 meters, looking at the rival in his heart-CaptainAmerica.

He probably didn't want to lose his demeanor (although he didn't have that stuff when he rapped at the gate of Aegis), deliberately put on a nonchalant look and said, "Don't quibble, Cap, I saw you with my own eyes last night Went into Steve's house for the night, and Steve was my boyfriend."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a sound of metal machinery clicking, and he was fully armed like a hedgehog, with arc pulse guns, cluster guns, miniature armor-piercing projectiles, heavy missiles, laser weapons, and air-to-air miniature missiles...

The mask was also pulled up, and Tony's metallic voice sounded coldly: "Cap, if you dare to do it, you must dare to admit it, stand firm, and fight like a man!"

Steve didn't dodge, didn't even bother to raise his shield.

This incident made him feel uneasy, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

'How do I explain, a question of Steve coming into Steve's house for the night? '

While thinking to himself, he tried to explain, "Uh...Actually, staying overnight doesn't mean anything, Tony."

Tony looked at him blankly, the mask suddenly rose, bared a row of white teeth, and showed a standard social expression with a half-smile: "Do you want me to buy you a bottle of Viagra?"

"What?" Steve thought he had heard wrong.

"I didn't do anything overnight. Besides that, do you have any other explanations?" Tony sneered, "Do you think I'm stupid enough to believe your ridiculous words?"

"Tony!" Steve said in embarrassment, "I didn't, I couldn't be with Steve...in fact..."

He resigned himself and said, "I didn't think you...uh...Steve is so attractive, we're just...uh...just good friends, and he's a man!"

Tony tilted his head slightly, looking at him suspiciously and scrutinizingly, but the weapons were finally withdrawn slightly.

So, Steve had an idea, thought it seemed very useful to say this, and decided to continue to 'self-hacking'.

Although he is really not good at lying, in a way, he is also telling the truth.Before the Super Soldier Serum, the ever-thin Steve wasn't a very popular guy.

"...Steve has a very boring temper. Apart from drawing and exercising every day, he doesn't understand all fashion things...He is like an old man who lived four or fifty years ago..."

Tony's expression softened a little from the moment he heard him say bad things about Steve.

However, when he heard Steve's 'self-defense' getting worse, he couldn't help but start to refute: "I just like how pure and unaffected he is, completely different from those coquettish sluts out there!"

"…uh, Steve didn't do a good job at school."

"When I was in school, I didn't study well. During the exam, I never bothered to paint those black frames."

"Steve is always a wallflower when it comes to socializing, and the girls like his friends more every time."

"Nonsense, he has big breasts, beautiful face, strong body, and all the female employees of Stark Industry voted for the man they most want to have a one-night stand with."

"Steve is not good at relationships, stuffy, boring, dogmatic."

"Areyoukiddingme? His shy look is so cute that you want to swallow it!"

"...In short, he doesn't have that much charm at all, and he doesn't have any advantages. He has a simple mind and well-developed limbs..."

"Oh my god, isn't that enough? What limbs? He's super hot in bed!"

"..." Steve stared at him dumbfounded, his ears were red with embarrassment, and he murmured in his heart 'How can you mention something about your bed in public?Children of this era are really too open...'

Probably because Steve's expression was a little too exaggerated (old people are not used to topics with too high a scale), Tony felt guilty for a moment and misunderstood something.

He hastily moved his footsteps a little bit, adjusted his standing posture, and brought his legs together a little, so that others would not guess anything embarrassing from the 'outside horoscope'.

When he finished adjusting, he saw CaptainAmerica wearing a helmet staring at him strangely (Steve: I am concerned).

He immediately shouted angrily: "Look at what? An old virgin like you won't understand Steve well. Do you know how sticky his ass is, and those two long legs are wrapped around my waist, Like a goblin, when I fucked him, he made me almost cum..."

Steve was dumbfounded again at this open-eyed nonsense.

He couldn't help muttering weakly to himself, and stammered: "It's...not...it's not the case at all."

It's a pity that President Stark seemed to be high and didn't hear this rebuttal at all.

There, he improvised endlessly, and the scene was an [-]-character Xiaohuangwen Tiedun, a magical realism work after "attacking and suffering from heterotopia".

Probably because it was too fake, as simple as Steve couldn't continue to be shy.

His expression throughout the whole process was: What else can I say. JPG Dumbfounded. JPG.

"...We did it many times, I made him unbearable, and finally he begged me not to do it." Tony said as coolly as a little cock showing off: "I have to stop here regretfully."

"Not so many times... I remember only three times." Steve couldn't help recalling it with a voice that only he could hear, very softly, and said with a little bit of meaning that he didn't realize: "You later I was crying a little bit, it scared me..."

Tony didn't hear what Steve was saying at all.

He licked his dry lips from talking too much, blinked his big caramel eyes, and announced proudly, "Anyway, Steve's awesome!"

"Uh...thanks." Steve replied subconsciously.

"It has nothing to do with you." Tony gave him another hard look, and continued: What do you think I'm talking about?Be warned, we two are very much in love. Cap, don't do shameless things. "

After finishing speaking, there were two clicks, and he erected the weapons around him again, arc pulse guns, cluster guns, miniature armor-piercing projectiles, heavy missiles, laser weapons, air-to-air miniature missiles, aim!

"Stay away from Steve! Stay away from Steve! Stay away from Steve!"

After repeating it three times with that mechanized metallic voice, he added coldly: "Otherwise, no matter whether you are a super soldier or not, next time, I will blow you to pieces!"

After the harsh words, he activated the leg thrusters again, and the golden-red figure quickly rushed into the air, as fast as it came, and disappeared into the sky in a hurry.

Steve rested his hand on his forehead, his expression broken.

But while he was speechless, he didn't know why, he couldn't control the corners of his lips that were slightly raised.

"Tony Stark's corner, how does it feel to dig?" Natasha walked over coldly and asked openly.

Steve turned his head and looked a little far away, and sure enough, he saw not far behind Natasha, a group of gossiping S.H.I.E.L.D. agents poked their heads and looked curiously at this side.

He tried his best to restrain his smile, and replied, "It should be... pain and happiness!"

Natasha's eyes widened in shock: "Are you really Cap?"

Steve couldn't help but smile back at her, his blue eyes narrowed under the helmet.

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