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Chapter 4 It's time for water/milk/blending/

For the next few days, Steve felt like he was being overwhelmed by Tony.

How can someone, while praising you with all the beautiful languages ​​in the world, at the same time distort all your actions with the worst adjectives in the world?

The former is aimed at Steve, a small decoration worker, and the latter is aimed at Captain America Steve.

When it comes to Steve, the minor renovation worker, Tony is a generous and funny boss.

When he's interested, he doesn't even care about his expensive hand-made suit, rolls up his sleeves, and paints the walls with Steve (mostly messy, of course), and then praises Steve's blue eyes as the most beautiful he's ever seen The sky is beautiful, and at the same time, he deliberately told some colorful jokes to Steve.

Steve could always blush when he teased him, but couldn't help laughing.

Tony at this time always reminded Steve of his old friend Howard, who was equally smart and personable as a genius scientist.

Of course, Tony was more likable than Howard.Howard's arrogance is a bit forceful, and Tony's arrogance is mostly because he thinks 'I'm so smart, I should be arrogant'... Seriously, it's actually kind of cute.

When Tony puts down his airs and wants to please someone, it's really good.

He was candid in every action, and he had a charming charm.

This made Steve accept him quickly, and admire his intelligence from the bottom of his heart.

They became very good friends in a short time.

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However, when facing Captain America Steve, it was different.

Tony was known to be as good at pissing off as he was at people-pleasing.

No matter how hard Steve yelled over the comm channel when he got interested, 'We need a plan - plan - plan! '.

He would activate the armor unceremoniously, fly out of the window without looking back, and say "this is my plan".

Then, what should he do!What does he want to do! !

Steve, the captain of the United States, will always be pissed off by him, but he has to chase after him to help.

(Although every time Tony thinks he is meddlesome)

Tony at this time will make Steve wish he could take a time machine back to World War II, please Howard must be reborn...

Because of this one, it's just too hateful.

(Steve: Howard, are you jealous that I stole Peggy's heart, so you specially gave birth to a soulless son to torture me?)

But it doesn't matter whether Tony is cute or hateful, or both hateful and cute, or both cute and hateful.

In short, Steve, the small decoration worker, has become good friends with Tony; and Steve, the captain of the United States, has become a deadly enemy with Tony.

It's really not funny at all.

Because, Steve had to be more cautious to prevent his identity from being discovered accidentally.

At that time, he really didn't know that the 'deceived' Tony would do something earth-shattering.

At the same time, he has been committed to making Tony and Captain America Steve coexist peacefully.

(Becoming a good friend or something, the goal is too ambitious, so don't count on it).

To this end, he tried many times.

Like, recently, in Steve's apartment.

When Tony once again maliciously slandered 'Captain America wore a circus uniform all day long and walked around like a fool showing off his big chest muscles'.

The little renovation worker Steve couldn't pretend not to hear anymore, he said in a helpless and exasperated voice, "You're being so mean, Tony!"

Then, he tried his best to tell himself 'you can't kill him, because he is Howard's only son' (no, this is not captain, cross it out, start again), it should be 'Iron Man is a good man, he is just to Captain America Some misunderstanding'.

"Tony." Steve struggled to explain again, "I swear, Captain never tried to show off…"

He repeated the sentence with difficulty: "Show off... big pecs walking around."

Tony tilted his head and stared at him with those big brown eyes that were full of innocence, the long eyelashes blinked, but the expression on his face was an expression of 'I don't believe it at all' : "How do you know he isn't? Oh my God!"

He fussed and yelled: "Couldn't you be a fan of that fossil too?"

Well, his adjectives can change from 'circus' to 'fool showing off big pecs' to 'fossil'...

Enough!

Steve pulled out four times his endurance and continued, "Yes, I'm a fan of Cap. So, I'm sure Cap won't be a show-off...uh...."

However, Tony just looked at him with pity, and said unscrupulously slandering: "You've been cheated, baby! In fact, he's just like that..."

"No, you're overthinking it." Steve cut him off with more nonsense.

Then, in order to defend the 'Captain America', he did not hesitate to use his own words ashamedly, and said seriously and righteously: "Look, I too... I also have big...big pectoral muscles... But if I walk in front of you Walking around, is this also showing off?"

"You too?" Tony's eyes widened in feigned surprise.

He immediately leaned over and stretched out his two paws, trying to lift up Steve's clothes: "Quick! Show me!"

Steve immediately pressed his hand in embarrassment, trying to maintain a serious voice and said, "We're talking serious, Tony."

"Seriously, what? Oh, I remembered! Baby, you're walking around in a leotard showing off your big pecs in front of me too, aren't you?"

Tony said excitedly: "Okay, okay! This proposal is great, how about tonight? I hurry up and let Pepper order some clothes for me... I thought you were very old-fashioned before, God, I didn't expect You're hot, sweetheart!"

"Wait, what did you say?" Steve looked at him blankly.

"Didn't you propose to play uniform temptation with me?" Tony blinked his big eyes: "Or do you have any other requirements for tights...God, please..."

He wailed and said: "At this time, please don't use your fan instincts! The US team uniform can't do it, it really can't, I'm afraid I won't be able to harden it when I see that fossil thing. Besides, it's in name anyway. Teammate, if there is a real fight, I will feel awkward looking at that fossil in future battles..."

"When did I propose to play with you... to subdue temptation?"

Ignoring his bunch of inexplicable thoughts, Steve asked almost collapsed.

"Hey, stop pretending now, baby." Tony said very matter-of-factly, "I've been chasing you for two weeks (Steve: Why didn't I know?), and today you finally invited me to your house (Steve : Didn’t you pretend to be pitiful and say that you have no food at night and don’t want to continue to eat takeaway?), and then we chatted (Steve: No, you unilaterally slandered ‘me’), you took the initiative to mention that you have big pectoral muscles, Tempting me (Steve: I'm explaining.) And hinting at walking around in tights in front of me (Steve: I don't!). So, I think our relationship (Steve: No such thing.) has It's reached an important stage of development, it's time for water/milk/communication/fusion! Steve, you think so too, right? Sorry, I let you take the initiative this time..."

Steve: My God!What about the evil god Loki?Please come down again, I want to fight!

The author has something to say: spoof spoof, no serious plot, characters OOC