Accidentally married a male god
Chapter 1
Fang Jia arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau 10 minutes earlier.In the scorching sun, the hall was bustling with many couples.
Fang Jia took a closer look, and there were more men and women together than men and women together.
At the beginning of this year, the same-sex marriage policy was just launched, which really set off a wave of marriage.
Unexpectedly, in only half a year, there have been quite a few divorces. In the past few days, he really caught the tail of marriage and embarked on the wave of divorce.
When the weather is hot and stuffy, people's hearts are easy to be impetuous.Fang Jia received the divorce number plate, and heard a couple next to him start arguing.
Feeling annoyed, he moved towards the door.A handsome guy is usually like a luminous body when he enters the crowd, and people will pay attention to him wherever he goes, even such places are no exception.
Fang Jia is good-looking, with sharp and distinct features, and a pair of peach blossom eyes that are always seductive when looking at people, but when they are cold-faced, they look very attractive and cool, so most people would not take the initiative to strike up a conversation.
Gradually, I heard that someone had a dispute because of Fang Jia.
"What do you look at? You want to hook up with someone before you get divorced! Think I'm dead?"
"You can see, why can't I? Don't think I don't know about your crap. Your face looks like a rotten pumpkin, and you're flirtatious."
"You look good, try it and see if people care about you? I'll take you as a fucking treasure."
The flames of war suddenly spread to Fang Jia.The two people who were arguing had already cast their gazes over. For the sake of face, it was obvious that someone was already eager to try.
Beside them, there were those who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal. They seemed to have forgotten such a big event as divorce, and began to look at Fang Jia and the couple with relish.
"Fuck"
Such bad things can also be found on him, and even a divorce is not safe.Fang Jia was not a good-tempered person in the first place, so he pushed the door open and walked out without even giving them a look.
The heat wave hit, and it was hard to breathe.Fang Jia became impatient, kicked the stone pier at the door, and looked to both sides.
There are few vehicles on the road, and even fewer pedestrians.A few girls hurried past wearing short skirts and holding umbrellas, but not far away was a fellow man, an uncle with bad legs.
No matter how much he drank, it was impossible for him to tease an old man.Fang Jia laughed to herself, and then remembered that she still didn't know the face of her marriage partner.
The two got their marriage certificates on Magnetic Drum Island.At that time, I was drinking too much, thinking that the wedding office was an entertainment project on Drum Island, so I got the marriage certificate.
Fang Jia didn't think about it for two days after that, until he received the marriage certificate sent by the Civil Affairs Bureau, and was reminded by a friend that he realized that this certificate was actually legally binding.
Some inexplicable things happened, Fang Jia was very annoyed, and she didn't even want to see the marriage certificate.He found the phone number of the other person on the marriage certificate from a copy of the form signed at the office, and made an appointment with the Civil Affairs Bureau, planning to divorce directly.
Fang Jia was about to take out the marriage certificate from his pocket when he saw a man walking from the east by mistake.Under the sun, his figure was tall and straight, his eyebrows were handsome, and the tails of his eyes slightly raised looked a little alienated and cold.
It looks exactly the way Fang Jia likes it!Fang Jia watched the man get closer and closer, only to realize that this man also came for a divorce.
What kind of idiot would divorce such a handsome man?Such a thought flashed through Fang Jia's mind for an instant, and he secretly felt it was a pity.
They are all here for divorce, it seems a little inappropriate for him to strike up a conversation at this time.Thinking of this, Fang Jia rolled his eyes and took out the marriage certificate from his pocket.
At this time, the man had already walked beside him, and his footsteps suddenly stopped.Looking at it from his angle, Fang Jia lowered his head and was looking at the marriage certificate.
The hot sun shone on his fair face, and the fluff was clearly visible, and the slightly curled long eyelashes covered the expression in his eyes.
"Fang Jia." Gu Yuan called his name, the voice was exactly the same as yesterday's phone call.
Fang Jia looked at the marriage certificate, then at Gu Yuan.Oh, he's that idiot who's going to divorce the handsome guy.
Fang Jia closed the marriage certificate, straightened her expression and said, "Here we are. There are quite a lot of people. I got my number."
Gu Yuan said, "Why are you standing outside? There are so many people inside that you can't stand?"
On such a hot day, instead of staying in the air-conditioned room, but waiting outside, it does look a little silly.
Faced with a handsome face that was entirely based on his own aesthetics, Fang Jia unconsciously picked up a nice saying: "You just think I'm waiting for you when I come out."
Gu Yuan: "Yeah." There was no special reaction at all, as if there was nothing special about someone waiting for him under the sun.
Such a person seems to have grown up in the praise and pursuit of others.Fang Jia knows that because he is also such a person, and he is used to being chased by others every day.
Two people came in from the door as companions, causing quite a commotion.Those with eyes almost glanced at the two of them.Sure enough, all the handsome guys went to find handsome guys.
There was no spare place in the hall, and the two found a shady corner to stand.Fang Jia turned his back to the crowd and spoke to Gu Yuan: "Have you brought your marriage certificate?"
Gu Yuan stood obliquely, and said without expression: "Bring it."
"Where's the account book?" Fang Jia asked again.
Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows and said, "You also need to bring your household registration book?"
"You didn't bring it, did you?" Fang Jia frowned, "Although we didn't have a user account book when we got married, we have to use it if we don't have divorce insurance."
Gu Yuan smiled: "Bring it."
Fang Jia: "..."
But when he smiled, the corners of his eyes were slightly lowered, and his facial expression softened three points.It just feels familiar all of a sudden.
It's not the kind of familiarity, it's the kind of familiarity that seems to have known him a long time ago.
Fang Jia stared sideways at Gu Yuan again, Gu Yuan turned his head, there was a slight fluctuation in his deep eyes: "Is there something wrong?"
Fang Jia hooked the corners of her lips and said, "It's nothing, I see you are handsome."
Gu Yuan's expression did not change, and he said lightly: "Do you usually talk like this?"
"How to talk?" Fang Jia leaned to the side and said, "Isn't there a shortage of people like me who are good at telling the truth and praising me?"
All the words he uttered were good, but his tone was hooked, and it sounded inexplicably ironic, not so sincere.
The two looked side by side at the crowd in front of them, Gu Yuan smiled lightly and did not speak.
The sense of familiarity is very strong, as if there is a broken tune in my mind, which makes people hum along unconsciously, but I still can't say the name.
Fang Jia turned his gaze away unconsciously again, the curve of Gu Yuan's side face was outlined more perfectly by the sunlight, his lips were slightly pursed, showing no emotion.
"Do you still remember what happened that day?" Gu Yuan said suddenly, "How did you get the certificate in the bar that day?"
Fang Jia couldn't remember, he seldom drank too much, that day the main reason was that his colleagues had been nagging him and suddenly abandoned his married ex-girlfriend.
Fang Jia withdrew his gaze and said, "I forgot, I already got the collar, it's useless to think about it."
I don't know whether to say that he is a big-hearted person or a person who doesn't care about anything.Gu Yuan turned his head and took a look at Fang Jia.
When the eyes of the two met, Fang Jia said first, "What are you looking at?"
Still a thorn in the head.The eyes of the two people froze, Gu Yuan said: "You have seen me so many times, I want to turn around and let you see enough."
"Say it as if you didn't look at me, otherwise how would you know that I've seen you so many times." Fang Jia turned his head away and never looked this way again.
The sun was already scorching hot, there were so many people, and there was a vague shadow in his heart that he couldn't even think about, Fang Jia felt even more irritable.
The progress ahead was very slow, and after a while there was a quarrel over the divorce certificate.Fang Jia got bored waiting, took out his mobile phone, leaned his head against the wall and played for a while, then felt exhausted.
As soon as he looked up, he realized that he had rubbed against Gu Yuan's side at some point.The arms are almost squeezed into other people's.
Gu Yuan stood still and didn't take out his mobile phone to play. He didn't know whether he was fascinated by the quarrel in front of him, or he was in a daze.But when Fang Jia raised his head, he reacted, looked sideways, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Fang Jia moved to the side, turned his neck and said, "It's okay, just a little tired. I don't know when it will be our turn."
Gu Yuan glanced at the clock on the wall and said: "It's three o'clock now, I'll do the math, we will definitely be on our turn before we get off work."
Fang Jia didn't expect that he was calculating this after watching for a long time, so he couldn't help asking curiously: "Are you a teacher? You teach mathematics?"
"Engineering Mechanics." Gu Yuan said, "You...22 this year?"
A lot of people that age are pretty much just out of college.Fang Jia's flamboyant appearance is not easy to mess with, no matter how you look at it, she is not a fresh graduate.
Fang Jia understood Gu Yuan's meaning, paused and said, "Well, social idlers."
Gu Yuan smiled and said, "Oh, aren't you a diver? You showed me your diving equipment on the night of your wedding."
Fang Jia: "..." He had no impression at all.
"What else are we doing?" Fang Jia is really broken. Apart from getting a marriage certificate, he shouldn't have done any other outrageous things, right?
Gu Yuan looked at Fang Jia's face full of thirst for knowledge, and said, "There is a big contrast between the drunken appearance and the sober appearance."
Fang Jia pursed her lips and did not make a sound.
"Better obedient, good at acting like a baby, and very proactive."
Every time Gu Yuan said a word, Fang Jia's face darkened.Gu Yuan stopped his mouth decisively, obviously Fang Jia didn't want to hear it.
The two of them didn't speak again until Fang Jia's cell phone rang.Seeing the caller ID, Fang Jia answered the call in front of Gu Yuan without going out.
"It's Fang Haoyang's uncle, isn't it?" Teacher Miao said, "Fang Haoyang's stomach is a little uncomfortable, and he has been seen by the school doctor. Do you want to pick him up early?"
Fang Haoyang's choked voice came from over there: "Teacher, can you tell my uncle that I am in pain, can you tell him to come here quickly?"
Fang Jia looked at the crowd still queuing up, at least half an hour had to wait.Then he looked at Gu Yuan again.
Gu Yuan lowered his eyelids and asked, "What's wrong? You can come back another day."
Fang Jia said to the phone: "I'll go over now."
After hanging up the phone, Fang Jia didn't get angry anymore, but she felt a little apologetic for making people stand for so long.He put his phone in his pocket and said, "I'm sorry, I'll treat you to dinner next time. I'm really in a hurry today."
Gu Yuan said, "It's okay."
It seemed that he was not angry at all, but Fang Jia gave him another look, and the awkwardness just now disappeared.
Walking out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the sun was shining brightly on their bodies, and the two stood at the intersection to bid farewell.Fang Jia thought and thought, and finally asked, "Did we meet somewhere before?"
Fang Jia took a closer look, and there were more men and women together than men and women together.
At the beginning of this year, the same-sex marriage policy was just launched, which really set off a wave of marriage.
Unexpectedly, in only half a year, there have been quite a few divorces. In the past few days, he really caught the tail of marriage and embarked on the wave of divorce.
When the weather is hot and stuffy, people's hearts are easy to be impetuous.Fang Jia received the divorce number plate, and heard a couple next to him start arguing.
Feeling annoyed, he moved towards the door.A handsome guy is usually like a luminous body when he enters the crowd, and people will pay attention to him wherever he goes, even such places are no exception.
Fang Jia is good-looking, with sharp and distinct features, and a pair of peach blossom eyes that are always seductive when looking at people, but when they are cold-faced, they look very attractive and cool, so most people would not take the initiative to strike up a conversation.
Gradually, I heard that someone had a dispute because of Fang Jia.
"What do you look at? You want to hook up with someone before you get divorced! Think I'm dead?"
"You can see, why can't I? Don't think I don't know about your crap. Your face looks like a rotten pumpkin, and you're flirtatious."
"You look good, try it and see if people care about you? I'll take you as a fucking treasure."
The flames of war suddenly spread to Fang Jia.The two people who were arguing had already cast their gazes over. For the sake of face, it was obvious that someone was already eager to try.
Beside them, there were those who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal. They seemed to have forgotten such a big event as divorce, and began to look at Fang Jia and the couple with relish.
"Fuck"
Such bad things can also be found on him, and even a divorce is not safe.Fang Jia was not a good-tempered person in the first place, so he pushed the door open and walked out without even giving them a look.
The heat wave hit, and it was hard to breathe.Fang Jia became impatient, kicked the stone pier at the door, and looked to both sides.
There are few vehicles on the road, and even fewer pedestrians.A few girls hurried past wearing short skirts and holding umbrellas, but not far away was a fellow man, an uncle with bad legs.
No matter how much he drank, it was impossible for him to tease an old man.Fang Jia laughed to herself, and then remembered that she still didn't know the face of her marriage partner.
The two got their marriage certificates on Magnetic Drum Island.At that time, I was drinking too much, thinking that the wedding office was an entertainment project on Drum Island, so I got the marriage certificate.
Fang Jia didn't think about it for two days after that, until he received the marriage certificate sent by the Civil Affairs Bureau, and was reminded by a friend that he realized that this certificate was actually legally binding.
Some inexplicable things happened, Fang Jia was very annoyed, and she didn't even want to see the marriage certificate.He found the phone number of the other person on the marriage certificate from a copy of the form signed at the office, and made an appointment with the Civil Affairs Bureau, planning to divorce directly.
Fang Jia was about to take out the marriage certificate from his pocket when he saw a man walking from the east by mistake.Under the sun, his figure was tall and straight, his eyebrows were handsome, and the tails of his eyes slightly raised looked a little alienated and cold.
It looks exactly the way Fang Jia likes it!Fang Jia watched the man get closer and closer, only to realize that this man also came for a divorce.
What kind of idiot would divorce such a handsome man?Such a thought flashed through Fang Jia's mind for an instant, and he secretly felt it was a pity.
They are all here for divorce, it seems a little inappropriate for him to strike up a conversation at this time.Thinking of this, Fang Jia rolled his eyes and took out the marriage certificate from his pocket.
At this time, the man had already walked beside him, and his footsteps suddenly stopped.Looking at it from his angle, Fang Jia lowered his head and was looking at the marriage certificate.
The hot sun shone on his fair face, and the fluff was clearly visible, and the slightly curled long eyelashes covered the expression in his eyes.
"Fang Jia." Gu Yuan called his name, the voice was exactly the same as yesterday's phone call.
Fang Jia looked at the marriage certificate, then at Gu Yuan.Oh, he's that idiot who's going to divorce the handsome guy.
Fang Jia closed the marriage certificate, straightened her expression and said, "Here we are. There are quite a lot of people. I got my number."
Gu Yuan said, "Why are you standing outside? There are so many people inside that you can't stand?"
On such a hot day, instead of staying in the air-conditioned room, but waiting outside, it does look a little silly.
Faced with a handsome face that was entirely based on his own aesthetics, Fang Jia unconsciously picked up a nice saying: "You just think I'm waiting for you when I come out."
Gu Yuan: "Yeah." There was no special reaction at all, as if there was nothing special about someone waiting for him under the sun.
Such a person seems to have grown up in the praise and pursuit of others.Fang Jia knows that because he is also such a person, and he is used to being chased by others every day.
Two people came in from the door as companions, causing quite a commotion.Those with eyes almost glanced at the two of them.Sure enough, all the handsome guys went to find handsome guys.
There was no spare place in the hall, and the two found a shady corner to stand.Fang Jia turned his back to the crowd and spoke to Gu Yuan: "Have you brought your marriage certificate?"
Gu Yuan stood obliquely, and said without expression: "Bring it."
"Where's the account book?" Fang Jia asked again.
Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows and said, "You also need to bring your household registration book?"
"You didn't bring it, did you?" Fang Jia frowned, "Although we didn't have a user account book when we got married, we have to use it if we don't have divorce insurance."
Gu Yuan smiled: "Bring it."
Fang Jia: "..."
But when he smiled, the corners of his eyes were slightly lowered, and his facial expression softened three points.It just feels familiar all of a sudden.
It's not the kind of familiarity, it's the kind of familiarity that seems to have known him a long time ago.
Fang Jia stared sideways at Gu Yuan again, Gu Yuan turned his head, there was a slight fluctuation in his deep eyes: "Is there something wrong?"
Fang Jia hooked the corners of her lips and said, "It's nothing, I see you are handsome."
Gu Yuan's expression did not change, and he said lightly: "Do you usually talk like this?"
"How to talk?" Fang Jia leaned to the side and said, "Isn't there a shortage of people like me who are good at telling the truth and praising me?"
All the words he uttered were good, but his tone was hooked, and it sounded inexplicably ironic, not so sincere.
The two looked side by side at the crowd in front of them, Gu Yuan smiled lightly and did not speak.
The sense of familiarity is very strong, as if there is a broken tune in my mind, which makes people hum along unconsciously, but I still can't say the name.
Fang Jia turned his gaze away unconsciously again, the curve of Gu Yuan's side face was outlined more perfectly by the sunlight, his lips were slightly pursed, showing no emotion.
"Do you still remember what happened that day?" Gu Yuan said suddenly, "How did you get the certificate in the bar that day?"
Fang Jia couldn't remember, he seldom drank too much, that day the main reason was that his colleagues had been nagging him and suddenly abandoned his married ex-girlfriend.
Fang Jia withdrew his gaze and said, "I forgot, I already got the collar, it's useless to think about it."
I don't know whether to say that he is a big-hearted person or a person who doesn't care about anything.Gu Yuan turned his head and took a look at Fang Jia.
When the eyes of the two met, Fang Jia said first, "What are you looking at?"
Still a thorn in the head.The eyes of the two people froze, Gu Yuan said: "You have seen me so many times, I want to turn around and let you see enough."
"Say it as if you didn't look at me, otherwise how would you know that I've seen you so many times." Fang Jia turned his head away and never looked this way again.
The sun was already scorching hot, there were so many people, and there was a vague shadow in his heart that he couldn't even think about, Fang Jia felt even more irritable.
The progress ahead was very slow, and after a while there was a quarrel over the divorce certificate.Fang Jia got bored waiting, took out his mobile phone, leaned his head against the wall and played for a while, then felt exhausted.
As soon as he looked up, he realized that he had rubbed against Gu Yuan's side at some point.The arms are almost squeezed into other people's.
Gu Yuan stood still and didn't take out his mobile phone to play. He didn't know whether he was fascinated by the quarrel in front of him, or he was in a daze.But when Fang Jia raised his head, he reacted, looked sideways, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Fang Jia moved to the side, turned his neck and said, "It's okay, just a little tired. I don't know when it will be our turn."
Gu Yuan glanced at the clock on the wall and said: "It's three o'clock now, I'll do the math, we will definitely be on our turn before we get off work."
Fang Jia didn't expect that he was calculating this after watching for a long time, so he couldn't help asking curiously: "Are you a teacher? You teach mathematics?"
"Engineering Mechanics." Gu Yuan said, "You...22 this year?"
A lot of people that age are pretty much just out of college.Fang Jia's flamboyant appearance is not easy to mess with, no matter how you look at it, she is not a fresh graduate.
Fang Jia understood Gu Yuan's meaning, paused and said, "Well, social idlers."
Gu Yuan smiled and said, "Oh, aren't you a diver? You showed me your diving equipment on the night of your wedding."
Fang Jia: "..." He had no impression at all.
"What else are we doing?" Fang Jia is really broken. Apart from getting a marriage certificate, he shouldn't have done any other outrageous things, right?
Gu Yuan looked at Fang Jia's face full of thirst for knowledge, and said, "There is a big contrast between the drunken appearance and the sober appearance."
Fang Jia pursed her lips and did not make a sound.
"Better obedient, good at acting like a baby, and very proactive."
Every time Gu Yuan said a word, Fang Jia's face darkened.Gu Yuan stopped his mouth decisively, obviously Fang Jia didn't want to hear it.
The two of them didn't speak again until Fang Jia's cell phone rang.Seeing the caller ID, Fang Jia answered the call in front of Gu Yuan without going out.
"It's Fang Haoyang's uncle, isn't it?" Teacher Miao said, "Fang Haoyang's stomach is a little uncomfortable, and he has been seen by the school doctor. Do you want to pick him up early?"
Fang Haoyang's choked voice came from over there: "Teacher, can you tell my uncle that I am in pain, can you tell him to come here quickly?"
Fang Jia looked at the crowd still queuing up, at least half an hour had to wait.Then he looked at Gu Yuan again.
Gu Yuan lowered his eyelids and asked, "What's wrong? You can come back another day."
Fang Jia said to the phone: "I'll go over now."
After hanging up the phone, Fang Jia didn't get angry anymore, but she felt a little apologetic for making people stand for so long.He put his phone in his pocket and said, "I'm sorry, I'll treat you to dinner next time. I'm really in a hurry today."
Gu Yuan said, "It's okay."
It seemed that he was not angry at all, but Fang Jia gave him another look, and the awkwardness just now disappeared.
Walking out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the sun was shining brightly on their bodies, and the two stood at the intersection to bid farewell.Fang Jia thought and thought, and finally asked, "Did we meet somewhere before?"
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