[Regiment] Pure Levi and pure Erwin

On that day, after four hours of cleaning without eating and resting, Levi.His new home finally has a new look, and it has a bit of a "Levi's house" look.It wasn't until 5:00 in the afternoon that the people from the moving company moved Levi's furniture and reassembled them before leaving, and his nerves slowly relaxed.

——Although the window without a shield gave him a subtle sense of fear of being peeped at, but in terms of his current physical energy consumption, his body no longer has enough energy to supply the cells to continue to be active——the last living One percent of his physical strength has already been used by Levi to clean himself.I have no choice but to force the purchase of curtains into tomorrow's arrangements.

Levi looked at his soft and white bed, rubbed his dripping hair roughly with a towel, and seriously considered whether to ignore the wet hair and simply lie on the bed.After hesitating for a while, just as he tore off the towel, covered the quilt, and put on the SpongeBob SquarePants blindfold to fall asleep, there was the sound of woodpeckers pecking wood above his head.

Levi rolled over and buried his head under the pillow, trying to fall asleep quickly to ignore the sound.However, the creator of the sound is really unyielding, and has been persistently producing this sound, and gradually developed the woodpecker into a taiko master.

Levi lifted up the blindfold angrily and sat up, his eyes that were about to close together fixedly stared at the ceiling that made the sound and was speechless.After a while, the people upstairs stopped knocking, so Levi stretched his expression, put on the blindfold again and fell back on the bed.

For a moment, drowsiness hit... But Levi heard the sound of wood pecking again - not the ceiling, but the wooden door.And unlike the hum of knocking upstairs, this sound has a bit of wanton sharpness, which makes Levi very displeased.

He groaned and thumped out of bed twice.Then panting heavily, kicked the quilt away, struggled to get up from the bed and opened the door.

Levi tore open the not-so-strong door, and when he saw who was coming, he became even more angry, "I, fuck you, mother's Hanji!"

Standing outside the door was a dusty brown-red-haired woman, holding an ipad in her hand, with a tired and organic smile on her face - she had directly knocked on the door with the ipad before.

Hanji smiled obsequiously at Levi while struggling to squeeze into the room.

"Ah, dear Levi, I finally see you! Let's go into the room." Damn, don't say anything about moving!

Levi stares at her muddy twelve-centimeter snakeskin fish-toe high heels and doesn't answer.Just blocked the door.

Han Ji followed his eyes all the way from his chest to his feet, and immediately discovered the problem, "Oh! I'll fix it right away!"

She kicked off the high heels casually one by one, not minding that her stockings were torn by the metal objects on the shoes, revealing a tender white ankle.

Levi raised his eyebrows and said nothing, still leaning lazily against the door.

Seeing this, Han Ji expressed that he could not understand.

"The price agreed last time." Levi reminded.

"What's the price"

"……"Oh shit.Play stupid with me, don't you plan to pay back the 3000 yuan I lent you for traveling last time?

Han Ji stared at Levi's nose and thought, then took out his wallet with a smile on his face, and counted 10 of them from Grandpa Mao and handed them over, "That's all for now, I have to save 100 yuan to take a taxi Let’s go home.” The rest will be paid back to you after the salary is paid.

Levi took the money, and it seemed that man and nature had fought for several rounds in his heart, and finally gave way to Hanji.When Han Ji entered, he followed and closed the door.

Because the cover manuscript of this issue was not relevant, Han Ji went to Levi's original residence to look for him but couldn't find him, and made more than N calls—but unfortunately, Levi set her to reject calls.As for WeChat, WeChat, etc., she has been on Levi's blacklist for a long time and cannot stand up.

Editors, writers, and painters are always in a delicate coexistence relationship of natural enemies.No matter how taboo, intimate, and insane relationship two people have without this attribute, once they adopt this attribute, they will evolve into wolves and sheep—naturally not Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is always just a heavy-handed idea, which cannot exist in reality.

For the cover matter, Han Ji searched for the typesetting Petola, Elder, and the later Oluou and Gerda, but unfortunately no one could contact Levi.The only ones who can get through to him are his hot buddies—it's a pity that Levi wisely chooses someone they don't know as the first person, which breaks Hanji's heart.Thanks to Levi’s post on Weibo later—through the panoramic view of the downstairs he took down, Hanji probably knew where it was and which floor it was, so he took all his life to stay in all the streets of the city’s custom industries He ran all over the sixth floor of the building, and finally found Levi here and now.

Then, Levi's new home makes a strange noise:

"Ah! Levi, hurry up, hurry up." The heavy woman panted.

"Crackling" the scream of the bed board.

"Shut up, it's too noisy." The man reprimanded patiently.

"Ahhh, Levi, it's over...you're such an annoying little thing, hurry up, I can't wait!"

"crunch"

"Hey, let me say..." Levi, who was sitting on the side drawing pictures, gritted his teeth gloomily with a cigarette in his mouth, "My bed is about to collapse."

"Ah?" Han Ji, who was having a good time alone on Levi's bed, didn't realize it for a moment, then subconsciously pushed himself up from the bed with his butt, and it turned out...

"Boom! 』

Hanji, who was forcibly thrown from the bed, lay on the ground and said to Levi, "I feel like all my love for you has been shattered."

"There is tape in the convenience store downstairs, and with your current funds, you can still buy 100 rolls." Levi didn't turn his head.

Hanji stood up, came to Levi's side and walked back and forth twice, "Hey, Levi," she grabbed the paintbrush in Levi's hand, and asked, "You must be on your period recently, right?"

"Huh? What the hell are you talking about?"

"Usually you wouldn't be so rough." Han Ji turned around and smoothed out the wrinkles on the bed.

"Is there?" Levi raised his eyebrows, "Probably because of the disharmony in his physical life recently, the newly replaced men are looking more and more sissy now, and they can't straighten up at all."

Although Levi has never been in love, there are still hot friends.In his opinion, the setting of Gongshou is nothing to be concerned about, as long as it can be done, it seems to be the same, anyway, isn't it the same as the ultimate goal of falling in love?Who can tell the difference between active and passive as long as they are on the bed.

Han Ji was stunned for a moment and said, "Really, this is not good for your health."

"So what?" Levi snatched back his brush, adding one last touch to the painting.

"However," Han Ji bent down and leaned in front of the computer screen, "The cover of this redraw is very good, where did the inspiration come from?"

Levi looked at the man he had unconsciously drawn on the screen, and smiled rarely: "This, it's my new goal."

The man on the screen has short blond hair, and his blue eyes are tinged with lust.A strand of tulle wrapped the man's naked muscles.