Husband and wife are also sultry

"Then why don't you two go?" Cui Hang asked.

"It's too hot, I'm too lazy to move." Tang Cheng said.

"Aren't you hungry then?"

"Hungry, isn't this just about to go downstairs, just go to the No. [-] cafeteria to eat something, anyway, there is nothing we want to eat." Tang Cheng said.

After speaking, he told Zhao Lin to clean up quickly, and then the two of them went out.

Cui Hang lay on his stomach in the dormitory by himself, blowing on the fan, and then sent Lu Zhi a WeChat message.

"They all went out and left me in the dormitory."

Unexpectedly, Lu Zhi actually called him.

He picked it up and said, "Hey, are you busy?"

Lu Zhi said: "I'm not busy, why did they throw you into the dormitory?"

Cui Hang said: "I just went to eat Northeast dumplings with my fellow villagers, and then they went to eat other things."

"You are ashamed to say that someone left you alone in the dormitory, I thought you were isolated." Lu Zhi said.

"It's called contrast. I'm so cute, who can throw me down?" Cui Hang said.

"Okay, let's change the word quickly, it's still cute, and it's cute even when it's older." Lu Zhi said directly.

Sure enough, a straight man, it's shameful to be cute.

"Okay, I'll try to restrain myself in the future." Cui Hang said.

Lu Zhi said, "Take to heart what I told you just now."

"What's the matter?" Cui Hang asked.

"Pretend to me, of course it's for you to learn..." Lu Zhi paused on purpose, making Cui Hang even more at a loss.

Cui Hang hurriedly said: "I think you are more suitable for this."

"I am suitable? If you are not afraid of getting hurt, you can let me learn. Anyway, I can only be simple and rude." Lu Zhi said.

Cui Hang had black lines on his face and said, "Is it for everyone?"

"Ordinary people don't know it, but they do it to you. The key is that you are really bad. I want to bully you as soon as I see you." Lu Zhi said.

Cui Hang said: "This reason is not valid, it is rejected."

"It's a fart for you to dismiss it, don't tell me you haven't read it."

Cui Hang said: "Speaking of this, let me tell you something, don't be shocked."

"What's the matter?" It seemed that Lu Zhi was really not busy.

Cui Hang told him that when they were in the third year of high school, they went to the Internet cafe all night. Because they were playing online games and forming a team, they all played in the lobby. But in the middle of the night, they heard an indescribable sound coming from the private room. Someone was watching that kind of movie, and it was playing very loudly. It must have been accidentally bumped into something. It lasted for a while, and then two girls with flushed faces came out of it and found network management.

At that time, Cui Hang realized that boys were not the only ones who read that kind of stuff.

After Lu Zhi finished listening, he didn't respond.

Cui Hang asked, "Are you still listening?"

"Well, I'm listening."

"Then why don't you laugh?" Cui Hang asked.

But Lu Zhi asked in turn: "What's so funny about this, girls can watch it, and you can too, so hurry up and learn."

Cui Hang felt that he was completely defeated by Lu Zhi, what kind of brain circuit is this?

It turns out that the brain circuits of straight men are all so strange?

"Okay, I'm going to be busy for a while, so I won't tell you. After eating, exercise for a while, don't go to sleep, just like a pig." Lu Zhi wanted to hang up the phone, but he didn't forget to hurt Cui Hang .

Cui Hang said: "Oh, I see."

Movement, nonexistent.