The protagonist is blocked by me [Quick Transmigration]

I always thought that I would be the protagonist of this world.

Because I was born well.

I was an orphan since I was a child without father and mother, and my background was pitiful but my talent was extremely high. Coupled with my fat body, I always thought that what I was performing was the kind of story that a waste wood counterattacked and became a god, and I would eventually become Jiuyuan The most powerful monk on the mainland.

But God gave me a loud slap in the face when I was seven years old.

I met the evil star in my life.That person is also the evil star of many people - of course, at that time, I was not smart enough to know the foresight.

I just simply hate him for stealing Master's favor.

I am obviously the cutest and smartest of all Master's disciples.

So I decided to fix him.I used to take the whole class, ah bah, the rest of the disciples on Feiyang Peak, to find his bad luck together, but I didn’t expect that the end result was that my friends and I were dispatched to the trial tower together Do not leave the tower for ten years.

So I knew the first truth in my life.

Never go head-to-head with a backstage opponent who is tougher than you.

So the first thing I did when I came out of the trial tower was to secretly trick the water and let the evil star go to Kangyang Peak to find the master.

In fact, I just want the ancestors on Kangyang Peak to repair him.

But I didn't expect that the ancestor on Kangyang Peak fell in love with him irresistibly, and even refused Yingying Yanyan on Kangyang Peak for him. At that time, I thought that the ancestor's head was kicked by a donkey.

But no matter how I didn't believe it, things just happened like that.

Then I understood the second truth of my life.

It's useless to treat people with golden thighs on the side.

Later I decided not to have sex with him, because I couldn't match him no matter which aspect, but fate didn't favor me because of this. I obviously wanted to please him and took him out of the fire pit, but unexpectedly I offended that old ancestor , forcing me to watch the bloody Tumen massacre.

I have never had chicken drumsticks since then.

And so I understood the third truth of my life.

Killing people is a particularly bad habit, and my wish is world peace.

Later, I felt that the matter was almost over, that Xie Xing and his two loyal dogs could almost live happily together, and I could also earn some hard-earned money by taking advantage of my status, but unexpectedly, I was brutally beaten by that Xie Xing again. Played hard.

Of course, there was no winner in that gamble, because no one expected the evil star to go out of this door and into that door, killing this person and killing that person.

I have never understood why Xie Xing killed his two loyal dogs, but I will never have the chance to know in my life.

Because the evil star is missing.

It is also because of the disappearance of the evil star that the end of our gamble of the century was that everyone lost money, and everyone's bets were forcibly confiscated by the head of the house and used to build various public facilities.

Then I understood the fourth truth of my life.

Never be superstitious about inside information.

Otherwise, you will be a pauper like me.

However, this state did not last long, and I soon found a new way to get rich and reach the peak of my life.

That is to marry Bai Fumei indiscriminately.

That's right, relying on my prosperous beauty, I threw down the peak lord Hua Jian of Jianyang Peak, and she gave me all her belongings the day she and I became Taoist couples.

I am rich again.

And so I understood the fifth truth of my life.

Don't choose to rely on strength when you can rely on face to eat.

Okay, let’s stop talking, I have to wash the diaper for the child, if I don’t go, the mother of the child will whip me again [manual goodbye] [hehe face]