The protagonist is blocked by me [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 26 Martial Arts Grand Alliance Leader
This brat is really lingering.
Zha Yu stood at the door of the dining room with his hips akimbo, not afraid in his heart, isn't there a god beside him!No matter what, you can't deal with a brat, right?
"Cupid, Cupid... Hey! Cupid, what's wrong with you!"
Zha Yu originally wanted to ask Cupid if he had any good tricks to take him away, but he never expected Cupid to faint quietly!Isn't this a trainee god?Why is the combat power so weak!Zha Yu quickly knelt down on the ground and hugged the fainted Cupid in his arms.
"Why are you hugging him? You haven't even hugged me!"
what?
Before Zha Yu figured out what happened, he was blown up by a gust of wind, and when he reacted again, he was already in the arms of the brat.
"boom--"
"..."
This is the sound of Cupid falling to the ground for the second time.If Zha Yu read it correctly, it should be head down.
"Throw that fur doll to me in the dungeon!"
"..."
Uh... fur doll?It seems that Cupid is about the same age as you, right?
Zha Yu complained in his heart, completely forgetting the environment he was in now.The bear kid was very happy, because Zha Yu didn't struggle while lying in his arms this time. Does this mean that Zha Yu had acquiesced in their relationship?
Thinking of this, the bear child immediately showed a smile on his face, but he didn't want to show it too obviously, so he held back with all his might.
"Look at you, naughty!"
That's right, the brat scratched Zha Yu's nose with his index finger again.
"..."
Zha Yu looked at the bear child blankly, what kind of trouble was he trying to do with that doting tone!A little fur doll scratched his nose and said he was naughty...is that so plausible?Is it plausible!
"Why are you looking at me like this? Oh... I see, you want to sleep with me tonight, right? Well, although I'm used to sleeping alone, who taught me to love you the most? I really can't help you , ok ok, I will let you go to bed tonight."
"..."
Zha Yu wanted to spray this son of a bitch to death with a sip of salt soda!
Who the hell wants to sleep with him!
Even to sleep, he still wants to find a muscular man like Edward, okay?Also, what is bed-serving? Is it possible that he, Zha Yu, wants to be pampered by a brat?
For some reason, Zha Yu suddenly started imagining how she was wearing heavy make-up and crying in the palace wearing the clothes of a concubine from the Qing Dynasty...
This is too scary!
Zha Yu said that he must not let himself be reduced to such a state!
He stretched out his hands and pushed the brat desperately, don't let this brat lead him astray!
"Hey, why are you so impatient, the public is going to take off the clothes of the leader."
……Uh-huh? !Undress!
Zha Yu stared at the bear with wide eyes, why can't this guy go to heaven!
Just when Zha Yu was extremely shocked, those congregants who were holding torches suddenly turned their backs in unison, and then yelled in unison again.
"The subordinates didn't see anything!"
"..."
It is true that if there is a leader, there must be followers. Zha Yu feels ashamed and admires him.What the hell are they talking nonsense with open eyes!
Zha Yu was so angry that he was about to lose his soul.
But before Zha Yu's soul came out of his body, his heart was about to come out!The bear kid didn't even say hello, he grabbed Zha Yu's waist and started flying around the walls.
This convertible plane is so cool!
Zha Yu didn't dare to pretend to be a master anymore, he held onto the bear's clothes tightly and wouldn't let go, his eyes were tightly closed, he didn't dare to look down at all, the sound of the wind blowing "swish" was all around his ears .
Seeing that Zha Yu hugged him tightly, the bear boy was also very happy in his heart, so he flew faster.
So Zha Yu hugged him even tighter...
The so-called virtuous circle is probably the case.
Just when Zha Yu was about to vomit due to airsickness, the bear boy finally brought him to the ground safely.
But Zha Yu didn't have the strength, he was light and light, and with the force of inertia, he threw himself on the bed all at once.He was wearing a bright red robe, and he looked like a blooming peony when he fell on the bed.
It's wonderful.
Oh no.It was delicious.
But at this time, the bear boy, like Cupid, can't speak yet.
He will only kiss and rub.
So he went for a kiss.
The bear child then threw Zha Yu onto the bed, lay side by side next to him, and then stared at Zha Yu's face.
This made Zha Yu a little... Uh, sorry.
Zha Yu, whose skin was thicker than the city wall, actually blushed when a brat saw it.
"@*#%#&$@!"
Zha Yu wanted to say something.
"Look at what labor and management are doing! I've never seen anyone get airsick!"
Even the gods couldn't understand these words, and the bear boy naturally couldn't understand them either.
But the bear boy didn't intend to understand.
He felt that the person in front of him was more beautiful than peach blossoms and more fragrant than gardenia, so he wanted to hug this person tightly and never let him leave.
"You're so pretty, um...you smell good."
The bear boy looked at Zha Yu seriously.
Zha Yu... also looked at the bear seriously.
He is neither good-looking nor fragrant.
He is ugly and smelly.
Like the guy said, he's ugly and stinky.
Zha Yu straightened his body, folded his arms under his head and looked at the ceiling above his head.
No matter how hard he tried this time, he couldn't laugh anymore.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?"
The bear child pushed Zha Yu's arm.It's just that Zha Yu still didn't move.Then the bear child seemed to remember something, and ran out of bed with a "thud, thud, thump", and then ran back with a "thump, thud" not long after.
"Hey, look!"
The little bear has an extra row of dolls in his hand.
These two dolls are both wearing bright red clothes, er...it should be happy clothes, each doll has nine, one has light eyebrows, the other is handsome and handsome, the expressions on their faces are either happy or sad, angry or angry, and A doll with its hips on it yelled and cursed, but looked very gratifying, even Zha Yu smiled softly when he saw it.
"You also think this doll looks like you?"
Zha Yu was stunned.
He just laughed, how could he think this doll looks like him!He won't take the blame!
"Look, look! You have this expression now! You still have your hips on your hips!"
Zha Yu looked down and found that he was really on his hips...
"..."
So embarrassing!
"Actually, I'm annoyed by these gadgets the most. What's the fun? I'm not a three-year-old baby, and it's not because you like it that someone ordered these..."
I like?
Zha Yu pointed at himself with a finger, with an expression on his face that could be tolerated or could not be tolerated.
He couldn't take it, absolutely couldn't take it!
I can't stand being blamed every day!Why is he dumb and not deaf?How he wished he could not hear the voice of this brat!Where is Fahai, quickly put away this pot thrower!
"Okay, okay, it's all yours, why are you in a hurry."
The bear boy held Zha Yu's finger with one hand, preventing Zha Yu from pointing at himself, and arranged the dolls one by one for Zha Yu to see.
"Look behind them."
Zha Yu slowly withdrew his hand and looked at the dolls suspiciously.
I found that there is a word written on the back of each doll, and when you read it together, it is...
"Little Lu Xiao's favorite Meng Ziheng" and "Mencius Heng's favorite little Lu Xiao".
Who the hell wrote those two stupid sentences!
"It was all engraved on it according to your instructions."
The bear child's tone was full of invitation to pet.
hehe.
This pot is the freshest.
Zha Yu grinned reluctantly.
What he asked for... well, what he asked for... How could such a stupid thing be asked for by him!
This brat must have done it again!
Tired... Tired.
Zha Yu didn't intend to spend any more time on these trivial matters, he took the bear's hand and wrote on his hand.
"Where did you get that guy just now?"
But the bear kid didn't answer Zha Yu, he just kept staring at his hand, with an uncertain expression on his face.
Zha Yu felt that this was not a good start.
Sure enough, when the bear raised his head again, his expression had changed.
"Why, you still don't want to talk to me?"
Uh-huh?
Zha Yu didn't understand what was going on, wasn't he dumb?How can he talk?It's not about whether he wants to, but whether he can!
Before Zha Yu could explain, the brat started talking again.
"Hmph, actually it's okay to tell Head Meng about this. Your little brother was poisoned by the Seven Star Grass. It's fine for a short time, but it will affect his mind after a long time. I also hate that little brother Become a lunatic, so as long as you talk to me... I will give him the antidote!"
The bear child frowned and pouted, even threatening others with a coquettish vibe.
But...but Zha Yu is dumb!
Zha Yu hurriedly grabbed Xiongzi's hand, trying to tell Xiongzi that he was dumb, but Xiongzi didn't give him a chance at all, and went straight to the ground after shaking him off.
"If you don't talk to me, I won't let him go!"
"..."
Zha Yu looked at the bear child on the ground very sadly.
He's dumb, he's dumb, he's dumb!Zha Yu felt that he had to explain this matter clearly to the brat, so he followed the brat down to the ground, and stretched out his claws to catch the brat.
But the bear boy was not a vegetarian either, he put his hands on his ears to prevent Zha Yu from touching him, and he was still running around the room to prevent Zha Yu from catching him.
Zha Yu, who has been unable to succeed, suddenly remembered a stalk of a romantic drama.
Male lead: "Listen to me explaining to you."
The heroine: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"
"..."
Zha Yu is in pain!At least the hero can still speak, but he can't even speak!
It seems that everything can only rely on action!
No longer reserved, Zha Yu hugged the bear's waist and gave the bear a deep kiss!
It is said that only this trick can calm the mad heroine.
The fighting power of this move is really strong. After being kissed, the bear boy stopped thumping, and his face became flushed.But when Zha Yu sent him over, he bent his index finger again and scratched Zha Yu's nose.
"naughty!"
"..."
Zha Yu really wanted to die.
The author has something to say: ask.Why is there a little Mencius Heng in front of Lu Xiao but not a big one?
answer.Because you have to make up nine characters!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Also, how can it be said that Blue Boy Paper is small?Not small... not small, besides Lu Xiao is small, be careful that Lu Xiao hits you!
Zha Yu stood at the door of the dining room with his hips akimbo, not afraid in his heart, isn't there a god beside him!No matter what, you can't deal with a brat, right?
"Cupid, Cupid... Hey! Cupid, what's wrong with you!"
Zha Yu originally wanted to ask Cupid if he had any good tricks to take him away, but he never expected Cupid to faint quietly!Isn't this a trainee god?Why is the combat power so weak!Zha Yu quickly knelt down on the ground and hugged the fainted Cupid in his arms.
"Why are you hugging him? You haven't even hugged me!"
what?
Before Zha Yu figured out what happened, he was blown up by a gust of wind, and when he reacted again, he was already in the arms of the brat.
"boom--"
"..."
This is the sound of Cupid falling to the ground for the second time.If Zha Yu read it correctly, it should be head down.
"Throw that fur doll to me in the dungeon!"
"..."
Uh... fur doll?It seems that Cupid is about the same age as you, right?
Zha Yu complained in his heart, completely forgetting the environment he was in now.The bear kid was very happy, because Zha Yu didn't struggle while lying in his arms this time. Does this mean that Zha Yu had acquiesced in their relationship?
Thinking of this, the bear child immediately showed a smile on his face, but he didn't want to show it too obviously, so he held back with all his might.
"Look at you, naughty!"
That's right, the brat scratched Zha Yu's nose with his index finger again.
"..."
Zha Yu looked at the bear child blankly, what kind of trouble was he trying to do with that doting tone!A little fur doll scratched his nose and said he was naughty...is that so plausible?Is it plausible!
"Why are you looking at me like this? Oh... I see, you want to sleep with me tonight, right? Well, although I'm used to sleeping alone, who taught me to love you the most? I really can't help you , ok ok, I will let you go to bed tonight."
"..."
Zha Yu wanted to spray this son of a bitch to death with a sip of salt soda!
Who the hell wants to sleep with him!
Even to sleep, he still wants to find a muscular man like Edward, okay?Also, what is bed-serving? Is it possible that he, Zha Yu, wants to be pampered by a brat?
For some reason, Zha Yu suddenly started imagining how she was wearing heavy make-up and crying in the palace wearing the clothes of a concubine from the Qing Dynasty...
This is too scary!
Zha Yu said that he must not let himself be reduced to such a state!
He stretched out his hands and pushed the brat desperately, don't let this brat lead him astray!
"Hey, why are you so impatient, the public is going to take off the clothes of the leader."
……Uh-huh? !Undress!
Zha Yu stared at the bear with wide eyes, why can't this guy go to heaven!
Just when Zha Yu was extremely shocked, those congregants who were holding torches suddenly turned their backs in unison, and then yelled in unison again.
"The subordinates didn't see anything!"
"..."
It is true that if there is a leader, there must be followers. Zha Yu feels ashamed and admires him.What the hell are they talking nonsense with open eyes!
Zha Yu was so angry that he was about to lose his soul.
But before Zha Yu's soul came out of his body, his heart was about to come out!The bear kid didn't even say hello, he grabbed Zha Yu's waist and started flying around the walls.
This convertible plane is so cool!
Zha Yu didn't dare to pretend to be a master anymore, he held onto the bear's clothes tightly and wouldn't let go, his eyes were tightly closed, he didn't dare to look down at all, the sound of the wind blowing "swish" was all around his ears .
Seeing that Zha Yu hugged him tightly, the bear boy was also very happy in his heart, so he flew faster.
So Zha Yu hugged him even tighter...
The so-called virtuous circle is probably the case.
Just when Zha Yu was about to vomit due to airsickness, the bear boy finally brought him to the ground safely.
But Zha Yu didn't have the strength, he was light and light, and with the force of inertia, he threw himself on the bed all at once.He was wearing a bright red robe, and he looked like a blooming peony when he fell on the bed.
It's wonderful.
Oh no.It was delicious.
But at this time, the bear boy, like Cupid, can't speak yet.
He will only kiss and rub.
So he went for a kiss.
The bear child then threw Zha Yu onto the bed, lay side by side next to him, and then stared at Zha Yu's face.
This made Zha Yu a little... Uh, sorry.
Zha Yu, whose skin was thicker than the city wall, actually blushed when a brat saw it.
"@*#%#&$@!"
Zha Yu wanted to say something.
"Look at what labor and management are doing! I've never seen anyone get airsick!"
Even the gods couldn't understand these words, and the bear boy naturally couldn't understand them either.
But the bear boy didn't intend to understand.
He felt that the person in front of him was more beautiful than peach blossoms and more fragrant than gardenia, so he wanted to hug this person tightly and never let him leave.
"You're so pretty, um...you smell good."
The bear boy looked at Zha Yu seriously.
Zha Yu... also looked at the bear seriously.
He is neither good-looking nor fragrant.
He is ugly and smelly.
Like the guy said, he's ugly and stinky.
Zha Yu straightened his body, folded his arms under his head and looked at the ceiling above his head.
No matter how hard he tried this time, he couldn't laugh anymore.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?"
The bear child pushed Zha Yu's arm.It's just that Zha Yu still didn't move.Then the bear child seemed to remember something, and ran out of bed with a "thud, thud, thump", and then ran back with a "thump, thud" not long after.
"Hey, look!"
The little bear has an extra row of dolls in his hand.
These two dolls are both wearing bright red clothes, er...it should be happy clothes, each doll has nine, one has light eyebrows, the other is handsome and handsome, the expressions on their faces are either happy or sad, angry or angry, and A doll with its hips on it yelled and cursed, but looked very gratifying, even Zha Yu smiled softly when he saw it.
"You also think this doll looks like you?"
Zha Yu was stunned.
He just laughed, how could he think this doll looks like him!He won't take the blame!
"Look, look! You have this expression now! You still have your hips on your hips!"
Zha Yu looked down and found that he was really on his hips...
"..."
So embarrassing!
"Actually, I'm annoyed by these gadgets the most. What's the fun? I'm not a three-year-old baby, and it's not because you like it that someone ordered these..."
I like?
Zha Yu pointed at himself with a finger, with an expression on his face that could be tolerated or could not be tolerated.
He couldn't take it, absolutely couldn't take it!
I can't stand being blamed every day!Why is he dumb and not deaf?How he wished he could not hear the voice of this brat!Where is Fahai, quickly put away this pot thrower!
"Okay, okay, it's all yours, why are you in a hurry."
The bear boy held Zha Yu's finger with one hand, preventing Zha Yu from pointing at himself, and arranged the dolls one by one for Zha Yu to see.
"Look behind them."
Zha Yu slowly withdrew his hand and looked at the dolls suspiciously.
I found that there is a word written on the back of each doll, and when you read it together, it is...
"Little Lu Xiao's favorite Meng Ziheng" and "Mencius Heng's favorite little Lu Xiao".
Who the hell wrote those two stupid sentences!
"It was all engraved on it according to your instructions."
The bear child's tone was full of invitation to pet.
hehe.
This pot is the freshest.
Zha Yu grinned reluctantly.
What he asked for... well, what he asked for... How could such a stupid thing be asked for by him!
This brat must have done it again!
Tired... Tired.
Zha Yu didn't intend to spend any more time on these trivial matters, he took the bear's hand and wrote on his hand.
"Where did you get that guy just now?"
But the bear kid didn't answer Zha Yu, he just kept staring at his hand, with an uncertain expression on his face.
Zha Yu felt that this was not a good start.
Sure enough, when the bear raised his head again, his expression had changed.
"Why, you still don't want to talk to me?"
Uh-huh?
Zha Yu didn't understand what was going on, wasn't he dumb?How can he talk?It's not about whether he wants to, but whether he can!
Before Zha Yu could explain, the brat started talking again.
"Hmph, actually it's okay to tell Head Meng about this. Your little brother was poisoned by the Seven Star Grass. It's fine for a short time, but it will affect his mind after a long time. I also hate that little brother Become a lunatic, so as long as you talk to me... I will give him the antidote!"
The bear child frowned and pouted, even threatening others with a coquettish vibe.
But...but Zha Yu is dumb!
Zha Yu hurriedly grabbed Xiongzi's hand, trying to tell Xiongzi that he was dumb, but Xiongzi didn't give him a chance at all, and went straight to the ground after shaking him off.
"If you don't talk to me, I won't let him go!"
"..."
Zha Yu looked at the bear child on the ground very sadly.
He's dumb, he's dumb, he's dumb!Zha Yu felt that he had to explain this matter clearly to the brat, so he followed the brat down to the ground, and stretched out his claws to catch the brat.
But the bear boy was not a vegetarian either, he put his hands on his ears to prevent Zha Yu from touching him, and he was still running around the room to prevent Zha Yu from catching him.
Zha Yu, who has been unable to succeed, suddenly remembered a stalk of a romantic drama.
Male lead: "Listen to me explaining to you."
The heroine: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"
"..."
Zha Yu is in pain!At least the hero can still speak, but he can't even speak!
It seems that everything can only rely on action!
No longer reserved, Zha Yu hugged the bear's waist and gave the bear a deep kiss!
It is said that only this trick can calm the mad heroine.
The fighting power of this move is really strong. After being kissed, the bear boy stopped thumping, and his face became flushed.But when Zha Yu sent him over, he bent his index finger again and scratched Zha Yu's nose.
"naughty!"
"..."
Zha Yu really wanted to die.
The author has something to say: ask.Why is there a little Mencius Heng in front of Lu Xiao but not a big one?
answer.Because you have to make up nine characters!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Also, how can it be said that Blue Boy Paper is small?Not small... not small, besides Lu Xiao is small, be careful that Lu Xiao hits you!
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