the only fairy

There are only three things in the world that are most unbearable to look back on: the funny things in childhood, the diary in junior high school, and the story of getting drunk.

---Woz Kidd

"One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand..." Zhou Qiang counted the account balance on the laptop screen one by one, "One hundred thousand! Boss! How did you do it!"

Jun Wei was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and said casually, "Oh, yesterday when I was passing by Ping'an Road, I met an old lady who fell down. Passers-by didn't dare to help her up, and then..."

"I know!" Zhou Qiang spoke enthusiastically, "Then you helped her up, and the old lady turned out to be a rich man. In order to thank you for your help, I will give you 10 yuan!"

"Do not······"

"I know!" Zhou Qiang spoke enthusiastically again.

There were three black lines hanging on Jun Wei's head.

"Actually, this old lady is a special guest actor on a TV show looking for kind-hearted people. The purpose is to find social warmth. You must have supported the old lady, and then won the 10 yuan bonus from the show!"

Hehe, Zhou Qiang, is your brain a hole, or why is your brain so big.

Jun Wei: "...Actually, the old lady got up by herself, and then I went to the lottery station next to the breakfast shop across the street to buy a lottery ticket and won [-] yuan."

So the old lady who entered in front of me is here to make soy sauce?

"Boss, I didn't say that, it sounds like you just made it up." Zhou Qiang lay on the table and turned to look at Jun Wei, "I'm not a three-year-old kid."

"Hehe." Jun Wei sneered, "Are you the boss or I am the boss! Quickly transfer the money to the hospital, and you will go to the hospital to pick up Aaron's shift in the afternoon."

Zhou Qiang stuck out his tongue, turned his head, and said to himself: "You will bully me, and I don't see you ordering Dongzi to do this or that."

Jun Wei's heart moved a bit, what happened in the underground boxing field yesterday must have spread, and He Dong must have heard about it, then...

Jun Wei turned his head to search for He Dong's shadow, who was standing on the balcony and looking at him.He Dong's eyes were very complicated and strange, Jun Wei shivered involuntarily when he looked at him.

Hey, didn't I just give you two sleeping pills, don't use this kind of sad look to kill me!

Unexpectedly, He Dong didn't come to ask east and west as usual to break the casserole and ask the end, but went into his room without saying a word.

strangeness.

But at this time, Jun Wei didn't have the energy to think about this. The reason can be seen from the fact that he can only lie on the sofa and play with his mobile phone in the morning of the day.Nima!I didn't feel so tired after three days of coal digging in the black mine, let alone a dull pain in a certain place at this time!

The most unbearable thing for him is that what he did after drinking last night is simply unbearable to recall, but his brain faithfully violated the owner's wishes, stored the memory of last night completely, and extracted a paragraph from time to time Play it in your head.

Jun Wei seems to have seen that the mother earth is covered with broken faces and morals, and it can be said that it is really clean and yellow.

Alcohol is the beginning of all evils, cherish life, stay away from alcohol, Amitabha.

"Boss." After Zhou Qiang finished his work, he resumed his chattering nature, "There should be nothing to do these days, let's go to the bar for a drink."

After three seconds of silence...

Jun Wei: "I'll call Aaron now and ask you to pick him up."

Zhou Qiang: "TT" What did I do wrong?

Jun Wei turned over on the sofa and opened the phone's address book.You must quickly get rid of this guy who specializes in teasing pots, or else I will really disregard the brotherhood that has been stabbed for many years and stab him twice.

"Ah?" Jun Wei was puzzled, who is this HUSBAND in the address book?husband?

Jun Wei thought for two seconds, "I'll fuck your father-in-law!" With Zhou Qiang's brain that shrank into a raisin, he knew who it was. (Zhou Qiang: Please don’t make personal attacks during the monologue, please)

Jun Wei's mobile phone has a password. If Cecil wants to save his number in it, he must hack his mobile phone while he is asleep.Thinking of this, Jun Wei became even more angry, and wanted to delete the contact.However, he hesitated for a moment, thinking that one more friend in life means one less enemy, so he undeleted it and dragged it into the blacklist.

Anyone in this world can be a friend, except Cecil.

Wait, last night's bargaining chip seems to be more than money, and that scum!

Had to drag out the name again.

But always waiting for his call seems too passive.

After thinking about it, Jun Wei thought that it would be better to end this matter earlier.

"Second Qiang, go to the hospital." Jun Wei said.

Zhou Qiang was playing an online game, reluctantly said, "Boss..."

"Second Qiang, you've been very disobedient recently, shouldn't it be time to move your muscles?" Jun Wei gritted his teeth.The meaning is obvious, if you are disobedient, I will not only make you move your muscles and bones, but also hurt your muscles and bones.

Zhou Qiang closed the computer with a snap, and rushed out of the gate as if flying.

Now you are the only one left in the living room.Jun Wei took a deep breath and dialed the number.

The living room was very quiet, and Jun Wei was inexplicably nervous.

"Hello, Awei."

connected.

"Don't talk nonsense, I just want to ask..." Before Jun Wei could finish speaking, Cecil interrupted him.

"Does it still hurt? You shouldn't leave so early, at least wait until the medicine is finished. It's your first time, it's inevitable, just get used to it."

Jun Wei gritted her teeth and said, "I don't want to get used to it at all!"

Cecil smiled. If Jun Wei was a woman from sixteen to thirty-six, she would be deeply attracted, but he is not.

"What are you going to do about that scumbag?" Jun Wei asked.

"It depends on what you think," Cecil replied.

Jun Wei sneered, "Can I do whatever I want?"

"Yes, I have always promised money."

"Hehe, don't be too serious, let him be ruined." Jun Wei said.

The other party was silent for a while, and Jun Wei mocked, "Why, it can't be done?"

Cecil smiled and said, "Awei, you are too soft-hearted, which is not good for me in society."

"Hehe." Jun Wei said.

"Is that all, ruin?" Cecil asked.

"That's all." Jun Wei said, "Also, do you have anything to say about your hacking of my phone?"

You have the right to remain silent, but nothing you say will be believed by me.

"I didn't hack into your phone," Cecil clarified.

"Do you think I'm stupid! My phone has a password, don't tell me your contact information is automatically generated by the system!"

"Oh, it's like this. I asked you when you were drunk last night, and you told me." Cecil said calmly.

Jun Wei: "Haha, is that so?"

Well, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid...

"Awei, to be honest, your performance last night was really memorable and cute."

"Please die." Jun Wei hung up the phone angrily.

Smartphones are a little bad, even if they can't hang up the phone with a bang like a flip phone, it's really hard to express Jun Wei's inner anger otherwise.

This incident came to an end. According to Jun Wei's idea, Cecil would at most post the actions of the scumbag man with photo evidence on the magazine network, but the development of the later things was completely beyond his expectation.

The author has something to say:

Regarding the previous chapter, I have revised it.Excuse me, please let me cry in the corner for a while.