When technology looks at home

That's right, it's still brother, and brother is Heng Xu.

I'm in a really good mood today, so I won't insult you scumbags who call me gay [Tan Shou]

Brother just now, that's right, just now, brother hacked my sweetheart's computer, okay, I'm so shy. 【o(*////▽////*)q】

Damn, dare to say that brother is a pervert! ?Black you did not discuss o(￣ヘ￣o#)

What do you scumbags know? Brother Hei loves him. Brother not only patched four loopholes for him, applied three patches, but also optimized the system and strengthened the firewall... By the way, he pressed a monitoring and positioning [Shy] cover face]

Don't say brother pervert!The little yellow and big yellow brothers in your computer have been deleted for you, everyone is responsible for the greening of the network! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Patronizing to tell you that brother's rippling, brother has business!

business is.

Brother hacked into Dear Da’s computer, dug out Dear Da’s life and hobbies, and prepared to install it in Dear Da’s computer by the way, and boiled a fish in warm water. Brother is so smart.

What, didn't you understand?It’s fine if you don’t understand, as long as you know how to do it, hahahaha!

By the way, from the monitoring frame, it is really cute to see my dear who is clumsily manipulating the mouse, poking here and there【(/▽╲)】

Lick lick.

Oh, business matters, brother lost in the brilliance of my dear again, forgetting the direction of life.

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Heng Xu wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, stared at the screen with an idiotic face, and quickly swiped his hands on the keyboard. Then, a dialog box similar to his screen popped up on the opposite monitoring screen. Look at the mouse for a long time. She didn't move, she was probably scared.

The eyes of Xu Jiu next door exuded the brilliance of maternal love (?), and he piously checked his things, oh, my link, my Baidu cloud, my game, my information... this is in the USB drive ==

I am relieved to see you healthy and lively.

Aww, you are still as blue and crystal clear as before, yes, you are fine today too... damn it! 【Are you scared?】

Xu Jiu looked at the dialog box, and then at the desktop, as expected, the icon appeared on the desktop with a thick line that lingered again, swaggeringly occupying the most conspicuous position, highlighting his presence, almost kneeling, 360 What did you do to fall!

Fuck!In the dialog box, there are no Chinese characters in thick lines!

[Hi, hello, my dear, master, don't panic, I am your dearest, computer, please give me a nickname you like~]

Believe in ghosts, okay, Xu Jiu secretly said that it must be that hacker who wants to trap him in injustice, cheat him out of money, and play with him in the palm of his hand, so I won't just give in like this , Go to 360! ... 360 can't save me QAQ

Xu Jiu gave in aggrievedly, and touched the keyboard with both hands: [Then, let's call it a computer. 】

Heng Xu in front of the computer next door: "...fuck you have a personality, I like it."

[Nickname confirmed: "Computer", please Master Xu Jiu set a nickname for you. ps: Computers are welcome to take nicknames (love)]

Fuck, this hacker already knows his name and pretends to ask him for a nickname, Xu Jiu is angry, Xu Jiu angrily typed two words: 【Xu Jiu】

I'm desperate for my soft egg_(:зゝ∠)_

QAQ QAQ

[Okay, dear Xu Jiu, let me introduce myself first, maybe you have many questions, but don’t doubt it, I am really your computer, at 7:36:08 this morning, I was dropped by a virus from an unknown region, The system automatically turned on the firewall and anti-virus software. When the firewall was about to collapse, thank you dear Xu Jiu for turning on the computer, and I was born due to an unknown reason.

My system is not yet perfect, so I didn't explain it to you, dear Xu Jiu, at the beginning. The system will be improved automatically in the future, and I will try to appear in front of you, dear Xu Jiu, to serve you more. 】

Xu Jiu scratched his head, if he was swearing that it was a hacker's work just now, now he is really a little confused, after all his knowledge of computers is limited to downloading, installing, deleting_(: зゝ∠)_

【Well, how do you know my name? 】Xu Jiu asked the biggest doubt, and what the hell is that "Dear Xu Jiu".

[I am my dear Xu, your computer, you are my only master, I dedicate everything to me, and know everything about you. 】

Madan, this means that all his privacy is gone, and what the hell is "Dear Xu Jiu".Xu Jiu's face turned dark.

[You are not allowed to read my files privately! 】

[Follow the instructions, and all permissions to monitor viruses, view files, and prevent malware installation are all turned off. 】

【etc! 】Xu Jiu frightened his finger, it was a standard orchid finger, 【Monitoring virus and so on are turned off anyway! ?I just don't let you see my files! 】

【Dear Xu Jiu, if you can't check the files freely, you won't be able to search for the virus hidden in them. 】

"..." Xu Jiu felt that in the future, such things as privacy can be far away from him_(:зゝ∠)_

[You can read the file, let's open it. 】

[Privilege is enabled, viruses, etc. are automatically scanned and killed. 】The technology leader next door is smiling secretly.

[What function do you have? 】Xu Jiu felt that if he knew himself and the enemy, he would never be imperiled in a hundred battles.He wants to explore the bottom of this computer.

[Existing functions: automatically protect the computer and complete all user instructions. 】

Xu Jiu: "..." Is there any difference between saying and not saying.

【Then, I want to watch the recently banned "Attack on Computer" in the island country】

[The order is accepted, the order has been completed! 】

Then Xu Jiu saw an extra folder on the desktop, and he clicked on the complete works of "Attack on Computer"!

Thank goodness!Now Xu Jiu looks at his computer like a mother with a baby waiting to be fed, he loves to rely on me!Can't leave me! !

The hacker next door touched his chin, he wanted to make the nerd opposite him unable to leave him!

The author has something to say: Well, my computer skills are on the same level as stupid Xu Jiu_(:зゝ∠)_