The prince who wears the past and the present has come from afar

The [-]th Bureau is still finalizing various terms and compensations, which are not listed for the time being, but it is said that Chu Zi is here, and he is facing a glorious and inescapable task.

This task is called a sports meeting.

A 200m, a 3000m, and a 4x100 relay.

The sports meeting was held on Friday, and it was Thursday at this time, and school was dismissed early so that everyone could buy various snacks.Under this kind of temptation, the hearts of the eleventh class were fluctuating, and they didn't pay much attention to taking good classes.

Even the teachers of various subjects relaxed their attitude a little today and chatted with everyone.When the whole school enters the stadium, they have to walk in a queue. Class [-] just trained the queue yesterday, and the slogans they shouted when they walked in the queue have been spoiled by everyone.

What are "American storms, Indian tsunami, why did they come? Eleven is here.", "Hairstyles are in place, temperament is noble, we shout, 11 years old.", "High [-]th, number one in the country, dear friends, welcome [-]th! one."

Of course, Ban Ren couldn't let this kind of slogan go. In the end, he chose a well-behaved one, and made it clear that several activists were absolutely not allowed to play tricks.

The English teacher listened to the slogans originally set by Class [-], and said that you are nothing. Yesterday I heard the slogan of Class [-] in the office, and I feel that it is better than yours.

Class [-] is a famous terrorism in the whole grade. The teachers of each of the six major subjects are as severe and vicious as crazy - and they still leave a lot of homework, a lot of homework!

Everyone expressed interest in this class.

The English teacher read the slogan of high 25 to them: "Then I read it, you listen - high 25, high 25, do it again, high 25!"

The whole class: "...hahahahaha, teacher, you must be teasing us!"

The English teacher spread his hands: "I didn't tease you, the teachers in the office were all listening yesterday, and all of us couldn't be happier, why is there such a slogan?"

The head teacher was well aware of their impetuosity, so he deliberately suppressed the class for a long time after school, and babbled on a lot of matters that needed attention in the sports meeting-for example, don't run on the shot field if you don't have enough IQ.

All the students laughed loudly, saying how could such a thing be possible, teacher, you are really worrying too much, but the class teacher interrupted with a serious expression: "Don't laugh, I am not joking with you. The last time Zheng I won’t say anything about Ke Nan lying on the ground while playing football, do you know what I saw last week? Fu Bowen caught Lu Peishan’s shot put with his hand on the shot put!”

Lu Peishan is one of the only two female men in the class, the other is Ye Zi, and she is even better than Ye Zi.This girl has been learning taekwondo since she was in kindergarten, and she has been in taekwondo for more than ten years.

There are many anecdotes about this girl in the class. One is that Lu Peishan has a bad reputation, and even her taekwondo coach issued an order to the children: "If any of you can stand still and accept her kick, I will take care of you!" Call him daddy."

As for the other theory, everyone saw it with their own eyes—the shot put she threw broke the women’s shot put school record at the last sports meeting, and she was even able to score in the top three in the men’s shot put.

Dare to catch her shot put with his hands, classmate Fu Bowen is really a warrior, never afraid of dripping blood—fortunately, he didn't catch it.

There is a defender who blocks football with his body, and a weirdo who catches a shot put with his hands. Class [-] must have a bad feng shui somewhere.

"Scared me so much, you know?" Ban Ren wiped his forehead with his hand: "I saw this from half the playground, and I couldn't walk with my legs anymore. Children, that's not how you train your courage. You said that if Fu Bowen caught the shot put, or caught it with his head, what would you ask his parents to do!"

The whole class roared with laughter, and the boys around Fu Bowen's seat turned their faces towards him, and they began to tease him in a moderate voice, probably saying, "Boys still have this ability." "Okay, I'll hang out with you in the future." "Promising, really promising, but short of IQ." Something like that.

Ban Ren waited for the teasing voice to subside a little, and then clapped his hands again: "Okay, children, listen to me. The first point is that you don't have to go to the shot field, it's too dangerous. The second point is, everyone It’s best not to stick to the runway, we’d rather go a little further.”

He is a person who cares about every detail, is trustworthy and friendly, and will reason before doing things.For example, after he proposed to walk around the track this time, he immediately explained: "Our school still has a few national second-level athletes. They run beautifully and are quite entertaining-let's talk about this later. I don’t know if you have seen physical fitness training, especially in the [-] meters, it has a lot of energy, and those who stand closer know that it is like a gust of wind blowing past, and the ground trembles.”

After a pause, Ban Ren continued to analyze them in depth: "Everyone has learned Bernoulli's principle, have you ever thought about it, if someone falls on the track, a bodybuilder happens to run over and can't stop the car. Yes Yes, those who are physically fit all have spiked shoes.”

There was another small-scale commotion in the class, and a male student answered: "Then there must be a hole in the back."

"It's not just a hole." Ban Ren simply told them more thoroughly: "People rely on friction to run, and their feet have to push the ground backwards. Once they are kicked so fast, the entire back must be A layer of skin has been sliced ​​off."

The class was terrified, and they all assured the teacher that they must all walk around the track.

Ban Ren smiled with satisfaction, and continued to explain and analyze various accidents that may occur next.

The head of Class [-] has always been very careful in the activities. Fu Jinyu didn't have so many things to do there. The teacher just waved his hand and dismissed him from school. Fu Jinyu had to run upstairs to wait for Chu Zishen.

After Class [-] was over, Chu Zichen came out with a few male classmates. When they saw Fu Jinyu standing quietly at the corner of the stairs, they couldn't help whistling, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, "Yo~ "stand up.

Chu Zishen took Fu Jinyu's schoolbag and said in a low voice, "Be more serious."

These boys are really not afraid of him, they all laughed when they heard this, "Chang Yuan, you are like this again.", "Are you pretending to be with us again?", "If you have a younger sister, just have fun secretly, don't think we don't know .”

Chu Zishen didn't even turn his head.

Holding Fu Jinyu's schoolbag in one hand, he told Fu Jinyu as he walked: "Next time, go downstairs and wait for me in the car, don't come upstairs again, I'm afraid it will damage your reputation - I will talk to them in the future. "

"No need." Fu Jinyu smiled a little embarrassedly: "Boys are just a little careless, we are all in high school now, these things are nothing at all, brother Jiu doesn't have to care so much .”

Chu Zishen glanced at her sideways, and reprimanded lightly: "Nonsense. My sister is not here to judge them."

Fu Jinyu stopped talking, bowed her head and pursed her lips into a smile, feeling sweet in her heart.

"Sister, is she planning to go home first today, or to buy food for the sports meeting?"

"Let's go to the supermarket first." Fu Jinyu looked up and smiled brightly at Chu Zi: "Ninth brother wants to push the cart for me!"

Chu Zishen smiled slightly: "It's all up to you."

There is a book section in the supermarket. Although the place is small and the books sold are all bestsellers, it is enough for Chu Zichen to read the book "The Unofficial History and Romance in Elaboration on Chu Zichen".Thanks to his Chinese teacher, he is now very sensitive to unofficial history.

His gaze stayed on the dazzlingly colored book cover for less than three seconds, and Fu Jinyu snatched the book down: "It looks pretty fun, brother Jiu wants to read it? I'll buy it for you."

Chu Zishen: "..." Out of sight, out of mind, sister, I actually don't want to see it at all.

However, judging from Fu Jinyu's sensitive reaction, it can be seen how she has called her second brother's veins these years.

Chu Zishen could not bear to refute Fu Jinyu's good intentions, and acquiesced in Fu Jinyu's behavior.

Later, on the way home, Fu Jinyu fell asleep with his earphones plugged in.Chu Zichen silently muted the music on her mobile phone, took the initiative to read the wild history nonsense in order to understand her fatigue, and then...

simple!straight!stop!No!Down!Come!

The author of the article has a clear mind and a solid foundation, and his skill in citing extensively from sources was first-rate at that time. He used an exquisite style of brushwork to connect two irrelevant things together—and it seemed to be very interesting. Makes sense!

The absurdity to the extreme makes people laugh.Chu Zichen is not a narrow-minded person either. After reading carefully, he really found that the paper is full of absurd words full of wit and wit. When he read it, he was almost overwhelmed. Of course, it would be better if the book was not written by him.

It can be said that the twelve golden men cast by King Zhang to sell Fengdi were cast by recruiting the soul of Chu Xiang. This author is also drunk.

What is outrageous is that this person is justified and well-founded, citing many arguments such as "Warring States Policy" and "Historical Records", he just turned black into white, and forcibly connected these two ridiculous historical fragments together.

However, Jia Baoyu's true love for Shi Xiangyun can become the mainstream view of everyone in Hongxue, and the trivial matter of summoning souls is nothing in the ancient times of feudal superstition.

Chu Zichen really had a love-hate relationship with this book. After dinner, he went back to his room and read it through. His interest was still undiminished. He simply found a piece of paper and wrote on the title page, "Once upon a time, I got a strange book. It's quite hilarious. Let's share it with you." "Twelve big characters, I took the initiative to send it to Fu Zhiyuan.

It was also because Fu Zhiyuan was unlucky, he didn't close the door of the study today, and when Chu Zishen came over, he didn't work seriously, but turned his back to the door and raised his hands and stretched his muscles.

People who have stretched their waists have this experience. After a day without stretching their waists, they tend to yawn when they stretch their waists. At this time, all five senses are almost closed, and they can't hear the footsteps and knocks behind them.

So Fu Zhiyuan's orangutan-like heroic figure was displayed in Chu Zichen's eyes.

What's worse is that Fu Zhiyuan has a habit of stretching his muscles, he likes to twist his waist.

The muscles that have been trained in the gym all year round are also expected. Men in formal suits are the most handsome, and they definitely don't look ugly when they twist their waists.Chu Zi was stunned for a second, and before turning around to apologize for seeing such a private scene, Fu Zhiyuan opened his eyes.

In front of him is a big mirror.

Fu Zhiyuan: "...Zhanghua is here."

Chu Zishen: "...Yes."

Fu Zhiyuan: "... Zhang Hua will take his seat soon."

Chu Zishen: "... I'm just being disrespectful for my kindness."

Chu Zishen's psychological quality was excellent, he pretended that he didn't see anything, and told Fu Zhiyuan about this anecdote.Fu Zhiyuan also sang together very cooperatively, and took the book from Chu Zichen with a smile.

After Chu Zichen left, he felt a little annoyed.

A man always wants to show his best side to the person he likes. Even if he can't show his best side, he doesn't want the person he likes to find himself twisting his waist... What a bitch.

Fu Zhiyuan thought silently for a long while, and decided to forget about this dark history by himself - twisting his waist is nothing!On the first day Chu Xiang came, he even looked at his chrysanthemums!

The author has something to say: Let me talk about the content of the article first: the warrior who catches the shot put in the article is real, just as real as the defender who blocks the football with his body. My high school classmates are indeed like this ==

Then at my high school sports meeting, the 25th class in high school was indeed the speechless slogan.

High school is so funny, which shows that the brain hole of the scumbag author is actually the origin of family education.