Professional chow mein for 30 years
Chapter 46
"Oh." Gu Jun responded, and suddenly came to his senses, "The kind of danmei she was talking about is two homosexuals dating?"
Bo Huan clicked his tongue, "You just know."
"I don't read articles." Gu Jun said, "I only read movies."
Bo Huan laughed muffledly, pushed him into the car and drove, and went up to disassemble the "Male God, Don't Run Away" by himself.Speaking of which, Bo Huan had read one or two books of this kind and they were all read by Chen Yuanyuan. Chen Yuanyuan was a psychopath. After knowing that Bo Huan liked men, she once wanted to abandon Guo Peilin and let Bo Huan be her gay honey. Anything other than hard looks like a straight dick.
Bo Huan lost interest after turning two pages, so he found a place to throw the book in.
After dinner, Gu Jun also took out "God, Don't Run" and brought it home.Bo Huan connected Gu Jun's home TV to the Internet, played two games and found it boring, so he changed to a movie to watch.
Since Gu Jun came back, he has devoted himself to studying "The God, Don't Run", laughing from time to time, the only difference between him and the second idiot is that he is not drooling.
"You can read all of this." Bo Huan pulled the book in his hand dissatisfied.
"I haven't seen anything like this before, it's quite interesting." Gu Jun laughed, thinking that I am the one who can read Zhen Huan's biography, rubbed his eyes and said, "Suddenly I want to read Chen Yuanyuan's novel about the two of us. text."
Bo Huan was speechless, feeling a little aggrieved in his heart, "Chen Yuanyuan is so fucking awesome, how big is she that she still thinks you are a straight man?!"
Gu Jun laughed, "How did she know that you like men?"
"I didn't figure it out myself," Bo Huan said, "She dragged Guo Peilin to confess to me, but I didn't agree to anything, so she just said, 'Bo Huan, are you gay?', which stunned me for a moment. I was taken aback."
Gu Jun turned over and lay down on the sofa, "She must feel that something is wrong if you are stunned for a while. If you scold her directly, she might think you are straight."
Bo Huan also lay on the sofa, recalling what happened at that time, "It was a nightmare."
"What's wrong?" Gu Jun turned to ask him.
Bo Huan clicked his tongue, "Do you know how studious Chen Yuanyuan is? Ask me how it feels to sleep with a man..."
Gu Jun laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and Bo Huan continued to explain the painful memories, "You don't understand what I said, but she insisted on telling me, and I said it was cool, and she asked me how it was cool..."
Thinking about it now, Bo Huan thought it was quite funny. He covered his face, Gu Jun was already laughing and tears came out.
"Holy shit, she also discussed with me the physiological structure of a man. When it's soft, it's like an eggplant, and when it's hard, it's like a cucumber..." Bo Huan sat up, took a sip of the sleep on the coffee table, and sprayed it out first, "She If I can’t find the film myself, I have to ask for it…”
"You said that next time I see Zhang Chenguang, I don't know what expression to use." Gu Jun patted Bo Huan on the back and gave him a soft smile, "Should I sympathize with him or envy him?"
Bo Huan sat cross-legged on the sofa and said with a smile: "Please sympathize, after all, not everyone's boyfriend is as handsome as me."
The two played a few games and cooked dinner together in the evening.When Chen Yuanyuan came back in the evening, she sent a file to Gu Jun. Gu Jun found out his iPad and opened it. It was a txt file. Even if it was not the first time he heard it, the title of the file still shocked Gu Jun three times.
The best counterattack: The small vendor mistakenly provokes the domineering president.
When Bo Huan came out of the shower, he came over with the ipad and took a look. He saw that he was not well.
"She used to say that I should pair up with the urban management, but now they are domineering to the president."
"Steady." Gu Jun raised his hand and opened the document with admiration.
"Heh..." The man let out a mocking laugh, his brows were as sharp as knives, his thin lips were drawn into a line, and he said coldly: "Do you know how much my suit is?"
Bai Huan snorted: "Do you know how much it costs me to fry a serving of noodles?"
"Interesting." Gu Jun suddenly smiled, his cold face blooming with brilliance, "You have successfully caught my attention."
Gu Jun put the ipad on the coffee table, and didn't know what to say to cover up the shit in his heart.Bo Huan was happy instead, "I just said what she can write, you have to read it..."
Bo Huan thought he would stop watching it, but Gu Jun continued to watch it with his ipad in his hand.
You know what, I'm someone who can even recite The Legend of Zhen Huan fluently.
Bo Huan had to go to work tomorrow, so he went to bed early today, woke up in the middle of the night and found no one on the bed, went to the bathroom and came out to have a look, Gu Jun was still reading a novel on the sofa with his ipad in his hand. The ipad emits a faint blue light on his face, and the corners of his mouth are grinning like a ghost about to eat people.
When Bo Huan turned on the light in the living room, Gu Jun was startled, and the smirk on his face froze for a long time without taking it back.Gu Jun laughed a couple of times at the beginning, and when he came out of the shower and saw that Bo Huan had fallen asleep, he kept holding back.
"Are you still reading here?" Bo Huan came over with a yawn, took a cup from the tea table to drink water, "What did Chen Yuanyuan write that fascinated you so much?"
"It's not too bad." Gu Jun pinched his face to make sure his chin wasn't crooked, "Isn't it written by a fan, I just compared it in my heart."
Bo Huan drank his saliva and asked, "How's the result of the comparison? Did you grab your crazy and cool writing?"
"That's it." Gu Jun put down the ipad, feeling very stiff, and felt sleepy when he got up and moved around.He usually has a regular schedule, so he occasionally stays up late, runs to the kitchen to drink some water, and then goes to the bathroom before going to the bedroom.
Bo Huan turned off the light, saw that his ipad was still glowing, picked it up and looked at it, and couldn't help cursing "Damn it".
"What kind of eyes is Chen Yuanyuan looking at?"
Bo Huan flipped through a few pages with his ipad, and found that apart from the plot at the beginning, everything else was sex.The office slap, the bathroom slap, I played all kinds of games, and every time the routine is the same, even the words are the same.
At first it was "I said no, my body is still very honest", then it became "You miss me too", and after that it was "You are so tight" BALABALA...
Anyway, it's just how dirty it is.
Chen Yuanyuan, does your boyfriend know about writing this kind of thing? !
And Gu Jun is obviously the one below! !
Now that Bo Huan thought about it, Gu Jun's smirk was not a smirk, it was obviously a lewd/laugh!No wonder it's so mesmerizing.
Bo Huan clicked his tongue, turned off the iPad, and went back to sleep.
When going to work, Gu Jun yawned.After waiting for a week, Xue Group's bidding results came out, and Kailiang's proposal was rejected.This result was also expected by the company, except for the cynicism of the group that failed in the internal competition, no one cared.
Sister Liang reassured everyone that it didn't feel good to fail after working hard for so long.Bo Huan was also a little uncomfortable, feeling that the year-end bonus was gone.
the phone is ringing.
It was a number Bo Huan didn't recognize, and when he picked it up, he didn't expect it to be Li Yunlong.
"Why do you have my phone number?" Bo Huan asked while hiding in the tea room, turned his head and saw He Geng walking by with an air of two to five to eight thousand on his face, and only gave Bo Huan a corner of his eye.
Like bastard.Bo Huan clicked his tongue, and then heard Li Yunlong over there say: "Your plan has failed."
"Well," Bo Huan agreed, and hearing that Li Yunlong hadn't spoken, he couldn't help but ask, "You have to tell me about this? Are you a consultant anyway? The Xue Group is so close to the people?"
Li Yunlong over there couldn't bear it and said: "Shut up!"
Thinking of his expression, Bo Huan couldn't hold back a good laugh.After the fun, he said, "May I ask which company won the bid?"
"No one won the bid." Li Yunlong said.
"Huh?" Bo Huan was surprised.
Li Yunlong cleared his throat and said a long sentence, "This phone call is not personal to me. The group has abandoned all other plans because of your plan, but your plan still has a certain distance from our needs..."
Bo Huan suddenly felt that the halo of the protagonist above his head was bright, and Li Yunlong didn't even have time to be surprised when he said such a long sentence, "So..."
"If you want, you can join us and make another proposal. The Xue Group will give you a generous design fee." Li Yunlong's voice was very cold, but Bo Huan could only hear the great temptation.
An engineering student is not bad at mathematics, and quickly made a calculation in his head like a charterer. Generally, architectural design is calculated according to the building area. This kind of landmark building must have at least tens of thousands of square meters...
Fuck it fuck it.
developed.
Bo Huan coughed, closed his open mouth, and said with a smile, "Let me think about it."
Li Yunlong sneered over there, "Call me back when you think about it."
Bo Huan put away his phone and made himself a cup of coffee. It was as bad as ever, but he finished it happily.After drinking the coffee, Bo Huan was going to discuss this matter with Gu Jun, when he walked to the door of the office, the assistant kept giving Bo Huan winks.
Bo Huan thought of He Geng, it must be no good for him to come, regardless of the assistant's hint, he knocked on the office door directly.
After waiting for a while, I heard Gu Jun's voice, "Come in."
Sure enough, He Geng was inside, and Gu Jun didn't expect it to be Bo Huan, so he was stunned for a while.
"Bo Huan, what's the matter?" He Geng asked with a smile.
"It's nothing." For a while, Bo Huan didn't think of anything to say to fool him, so he simply said, "I have a private matter with Mr. Gu."
He Geng continued to ask: "What's the matter? Maybe I can help too?"
"Can Mr. He help?" Bo Huan said with a smile, "My nephew doesn't want to go to university in China anymore, and he is going to go abroad. I will ask Mr. Gu about it."
He Geng paused, glanced at Gu Jun, turned his head to Bo Huan and said with a smile, "That's right, Mr. Gu came back from studying in England."
Bo Huan stuffed his hands into his pockets, "But I heard that Mr. He is also from University A? Speaking of which, we are also alumni. Next year, University A will celebrate with me..."
"That's for sure." He Geng smiled a little reluctantly, he had already figured out the details of Bo Huan's background, and graduated with a major in A, which is much better than his ignorance in economics and trade.I also entered the design institute of University A, which is the best design institute in S province, and being able to enter it speaks volumes.
Gu Jun stood up at this moment and said with a smile, "I will go back and tell my dad what you told me. This is my family's business, so I won't bother you to intervene. I'll trouble you to make this trip. Let my dad go back and accompany you to raise your salary."
He Geng's face turned pale with anger, what Gu Jun said made him look like a servant of the Gu family.But He Geng was used to it, and he didn't show any expression. He went out and stomped his feet twice, but he still didn't feel relieved.He Geng keenly felt that there was something wrong with Gu Jun and Bo Huan, but he couldn't find where the problem was.
Bo Huan clicked his tongue, "You just know."
"I don't read articles." Gu Jun said, "I only read movies."
Bo Huan laughed muffledly, pushed him into the car and drove, and went up to disassemble the "Male God, Don't Run Away" by himself.Speaking of which, Bo Huan had read one or two books of this kind and they were all read by Chen Yuanyuan. Chen Yuanyuan was a psychopath. After knowing that Bo Huan liked men, she once wanted to abandon Guo Peilin and let Bo Huan be her gay honey. Anything other than hard looks like a straight dick.
Bo Huan lost interest after turning two pages, so he found a place to throw the book in.
After dinner, Gu Jun also took out "God, Don't Run" and brought it home.Bo Huan connected Gu Jun's home TV to the Internet, played two games and found it boring, so he changed to a movie to watch.
Since Gu Jun came back, he has devoted himself to studying "The God, Don't Run", laughing from time to time, the only difference between him and the second idiot is that he is not drooling.
"You can read all of this." Bo Huan pulled the book in his hand dissatisfied.
"I haven't seen anything like this before, it's quite interesting." Gu Jun laughed, thinking that I am the one who can read Zhen Huan's biography, rubbed his eyes and said, "Suddenly I want to read Chen Yuanyuan's novel about the two of us. text."
Bo Huan was speechless, feeling a little aggrieved in his heart, "Chen Yuanyuan is so fucking awesome, how big is she that she still thinks you are a straight man?!"
Gu Jun laughed, "How did she know that you like men?"
"I didn't figure it out myself," Bo Huan said, "She dragged Guo Peilin to confess to me, but I didn't agree to anything, so she just said, 'Bo Huan, are you gay?', which stunned me for a moment. I was taken aback."
Gu Jun turned over and lay down on the sofa, "She must feel that something is wrong if you are stunned for a while. If you scold her directly, she might think you are straight."
Bo Huan also lay on the sofa, recalling what happened at that time, "It was a nightmare."
"What's wrong?" Gu Jun turned to ask him.
Bo Huan clicked his tongue, "Do you know how studious Chen Yuanyuan is? Ask me how it feels to sleep with a man..."
Gu Jun laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and Bo Huan continued to explain the painful memories, "You don't understand what I said, but she insisted on telling me, and I said it was cool, and she asked me how it was cool..."
Thinking about it now, Bo Huan thought it was quite funny. He covered his face, Gu Jun was already laughing and tears came out.
"Holy shit, she also discussed with me the physiological structure of a man. When it's soft, it's like an eggplant, and when it's hard, it's like a cucumber..." Bo Huan sat up, took a sip of the sleep on the coffee table, and sprayed it out first, "She If I can’t find the film myself, I have to ask for it…”
"You said that next time I see Zhang Chenguang, I don't know what expression to use." Gu Jun patted Bo Huan on the back and gave him a soft smile, "Should I sympathize with him or envy him?"
Bo Huan sat cross-legged on the sofa and said with a smile: "Please sympathize, after all, not everyone's boyfriend is as handsome as me."
The two played a few games and cooked dinner together in the evening.When Chen Yuanyuan came back in the evening, she sent a file to Gu Jun. Gu Jun found out his iPad and opened it. It was a txt file. Even if it was not the first time he heard it, the title of the file still shocked Gu Jun three times.
The best counterattack: The small vendor mistakenly provokes the domineering president.
When Bo Huan came out of the shower, he came over with the ipad and took a look. He saw that he was not well.
"She used to say that I should pair up with the urban management, but now they are domineering to the president."
"Steady." Gu Jun raised his hand and opened the document with admiration.
"Heh..." The man let out a mocking laugh, his brows were as sharp as knives, his thin lips were drawn into a line, and he said coldly: "Do you know how much my suit is?"
Bai Huan snorted: "Do you know how much it costs me to fry a serving of noodles?"
"Interesting." Gu Jun suddenly smiled, his cold face blooming with brilliance, "You have successfully caught my attention."
Gu Jun put the ipad on the coffee table, and didn't know what to say to cover up the shit in his heart.Bo Huan was happy instead, "I just said what she can write, you have to read it..."
Bo Huan thought he would stop watching it, but Gu Jun continued to watch it with his ipad in his hand.
You know what, I'm someone who can even recite The Legend of Zhen Huan fluently.
Bo Huan had to go to work tomorrow, so he went to bed early today, woke up in the middle of the night and found no one on the bed, went to the bathroom and came out to have a look, Gu Jun was still reading a novel on the sofa with his ipad in his hand. The ipad emits a faint blue light on his face, and the corners of his mouth are grinning like a ghost about to eat people.
When Bo Huan turned on the light in the living room, Gu Jun was startled, and the smirk on his face froze for a long time without taking it back.Gu Jun laughed a couple of times at the beginning, and when he came out of the shower and saw that Bo Huan had fallen asleep, he kept holding back.
"Are you still reading here?" Bo Huan came over with a yawn, took a cup from the tea table to drink water, "What did Chen Yuanyuan write that fascinated you so much?"
"It's not too bad." Gu Jun pinched his face to make sure his chin wasn't crooked, "Isn't it written by a fan, I just compared it in my heart."
Bo Huan drank his saliva and asked, "How's the result of the comparison? Did you grab your crazy and cool writing?"
"That's it." Gu Jun put down the ipad, feeling very stiff, and felt sleepy when he got up and moved around.He usually has a regular schedule, so he occasionally stays up late, runs to the kitchen to drink some water, and then goes to the bathroom before going to the bedroom.
Bo Huan turned off the light, saw that his ipad was still glowing, picked it up and looked at it, and couldn't help cursing "Damn it".
"What kind of eyes is Chen Yuanyuan looking at?"
Bo Huan flipped through a few pages with his ipad, and found that apart from the plot at the beginning, everything else was sex.The office slap, the bathroom slap, I played all kinds of games, and every time the routine is the same, even the words are the same.
At first it was "I said no, my body is still very honest", then it became "You miss me too", and after that it was "You are so tight" BALABALA...
Anyway, it's just how dirty it is.
Chen Yuanyuan, does your boyfriend know about writing this kind of thing? !
And Gu Jun is obviously the one below! !
Now that Bo Huan thought about it, Gu Jun's smirk was not a smirk, it was obviously a lewd/laugh!No wonder it's so mesmerizing.
Bo Huan clicked his tongue, turned off the iPad, and went back to sleep.
When going to work, Gu Jun yawned.After waiting for a week, Xue Group's bidding results came out, and Kailiang's proposal was rejected.This result was also expected by the company, except for the cynicism of the group that failed in the internal competition, no one cared.
Sister Liang reassured everyone that it didn't feel good to fail after working hard for so long.Bo Huan was also a little uncomfortable, feeling that the year-end bonus was gone.
the phone is ringing.
It was a number Bo Huan didn't recognize, and when he picked it up, he didn't expect it to be Li Yunlong.
"Why do you have my phone number?" Bo Huan asked while hiding in the tea room, turned his head and saw He Geng walking by with an air of two to five to eight thousand on his face, and only gave Bo Huan a corner of his eye.
Like bastard.Bo Huan clicked his tongue, and then heard Li Yunlong over there say: "Your plan has failed."
"Well," Bo Huan agreed, and hearing that Li Yunlong hadn't spoken, he couldn't help but ask, "You have to tell me about this? Are you a consultant anyway? The Xue Group is so close to the people?"
Li Yunlong over there couldn't bear it and said: "Shut up!"
Thinking of his expression, Bo Huan couldn't hold back a good laugh.After the fun, he said, "May I ask which company won the bid?"
"No one won the bid." Li Yunlong said.
"Huh?" Bo Huan was surprised.
Li Yunlong cleared his throat and said a long sentence, "This phone call is not personal to me. The group has abandoned all other plans because of your plan, but your plan still has a certain distance from our needs..."
Bo Huan suddenly felt that the halo of the protagonist above his head was bright, and Li Yunlong didn't even have time to be surprised when he said such a long sentence, "So..."
"If you want, you can join us and make another proposal. The Xue Group will give you a generous design fee." Li Yunlong's voice was very cold, but Bo Huan could only hear the great temptation.
An engineering student is not bad at mathematics, and quickly made a calculation in his head like a charterer. Generally, architectural design is calculated according to the building area. This kind of landmark building must have at least tens of thousands of square meters...
Fuck it fuck it.
developed.
Bo Huan coughed, closed his open mouth, and said with a smile, "Let me think about it."
Li Yunlong sneered over there, "Call me back when you think about it."
Bo Huan put away his phone and made himself a cup of coffee. It was as bad as ever, but he finished it happily.After drinking the coffee, Bo Huan was going to discuss this matter with Gu Jun, when he walked to the door of the office, the assistant kept giving Bo Huan winks.
Bo Huan thought of He Geng, it must be no good for him to come, regardless of the assistant's hint, he knocked on the office door directly.
After waiting for a while, I heard Gu Jun's voice, "Come in."
Sure enough, He Geng was inside, and Gu Jun didn't expect it to be Bo Huan, so he was stunned for a while.
"Bo Huan, what's the matter?" He Geng asked with a smile.
"It's nothing." For a while, Bo Huan didn't think of anything to say to fool him, so he simply said, "I have a private matter with Mr. Gu."
He Geng continued to ask: "What's the matter? Maybe I can help too?"
"Can Mr. He help?" Bo Huan said with a smile, "My nephew doesn't want to go to university in China anymore, and he is going to go abroad. I will ask Mr. Gu about it."
He Geng paused, glanced at Gu Jun, turned his head to Bo Huan and said with a smile, "That's right, Mr. Gu came back from studying in England."
Bo Huan stuffed his hands into his pockets, "But I heard that Mr. He is also from University A? Speaking of which, we are also alumni. Next year, University A will celebrate with me..."
"That's for sure." He Geng smiled a little reluctantly, he had already figured out the details of Bo Huan's background, and graduated with a major in A, which is much better than his ignorance in economics and trade.I also entered the design institute of University A, which is the best design institute in S province, and being able to enter it speaks volumes.
Gu Jun stood up at this moment and said with a smile, "I will go back and tell my dad what you told me. This is my family's business, so I won't bother you to intervene. I'll trouble you to make this trip. Let my dad go back and accompany you to raise your salary."
He Geng's face turned pale with anger, what Gu Jun said made him look like a servant of the Gu family.But He Geng was used to it, and he didn't show any expression. He went out and stomped his feet twice, but he still didn't feel relieved.He Geng keenly felt that there was something wrong with Gu Jun and Bo Huan, but he couldn't find where the problem was.
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