Professional chow mein for 30 years

Gu Jun found a restaurant for dinner, rested for a while, and then drove to the cemetery in the suburbs.After leaving the urban area, Bo Huan asked Gu Jun to stop on the side of the street, got out of the car and went to a paper money shop to pick up a small bag of incense paper money, and then went to the cemetery.

The cemetery is very large, and Bo's father is buried not far from the entrance. There is a small square tombstone with a photo of Bo's father when he was young.

Gu Jun didn't go over to disturb Bo Huan, he stood not far away and watched Bo Huan lower his head silently burning paper incense, the surrounding air seemed to be low.Bo Huan took out a small bottle of Red Star Erguotou from the big red plastic bag, opened it and gestured at Bo's father's photo, drank most of the bottle in one gulp, which shocked Gu Jun greatly.

"Take it easy, don't send yourself in to accompany your father!" Gu Jun stomped his feet and shouted at Bo Huan.

Bo Huan turned his head and smiled, "How can it be!"

The wine was very choking, half a bottle down, it was as if a knife had been scraped across my throat, it was both uncomfortable and refreshing.Bo Huan didn't have anything to say to Bo's father, so he squatted until his legs went numb, so he just sat cross-legged in front of the tomb, and couldn't stop pouring beans into the bamboo tube as soon as he started talking.

"Old Bo, your car is broken, and I didn't fix it. I asked someone to fix this car several times, and I couldn't fix it, and it couldn't be fixed. I ran into Lao Li at the stall that day, and Lao Li didn't scold you. Me, I just say that my fried noodles are unpalatable. Hey! How can I cook compared to you! You are all from exercise. My mother’s cooking is too unpalatable. If you don’t cook, we can only drink northwest wind."

Someone walked over slowly, looked up at Gu Jun, and walked towards Bo Huan.Bo Huan was so absorbed in talking to himself that he didn't notice, and continued talking like an old lady: "You said I've been frying noodles for five years, but a few days ago I suddenly felt quite boring. There is nothing to look forward to in life, and I can understand my mother's mentality at that time. I thought about it and decided not to fry noodles."

After Bo Huan finished speaking, he turned his head and saw that the corners of his mouth froze on the spot.After a while, he patted his butt and stood up, smiled copiously, "You're here."

"Your father's memorial day, how could I not come." Mother Bo wriggled her lips and said, placing the white chrysanthemum in her arms in front of the tombstone.

Few people in modern cemeteries burn paper and burn incense, Bo Huan is an exception.He always felt that his father had gone underground, and it would be unfilial for him as a son to burn some paper for his father.

Mother Bo just said a few words to the photo on the tombstone, and ended the sacrifice.

Bo Huan didn't want to have a conversation with Bo's mother other than saying hello, because he knew that both of them insisted on their own opinions and would only break up unhappy, so he turned around and left.

"Bo Huan!" Bo Mu's voice trembled.

Bo Huan didn't turn around, only turned his head. "Is there something wrong?"

"It's rare for you to come back, why don't you go home? You haven't come back on your father's birthday these few years, have you forgotten that there is a mother like me?!" Bo mother's eyes were red.

Bo Huan took out his pocket and found that the cigarette case was empty.He let out a breath of irritability, feeling that his unspeakable depression these days was probably the same as that of a woman coming to her aunt. The double discomfort mixed with psychology is like buying one and getting one free for no money.

Gu Jun came over and touched his arm, and handed him a cigarette.Bo Huan's wrinkled heart felt hot and moist as if it had been ironed.Bo Huan took the cigarette and put it in his mouth, Gu Jun took out the lighter and lit it for him.

Bo Huan took a breath and said to his mother, "No, I still remember you as my mother."

Mother Bo looked at Gu Jun and asked, "This is your friend? Why don't you introduce me?"

Bo Huan glanced at his mother, because Bo's mother's face was as calm as water because her lips were tightly closed.The son may seldom understand his mother, but Bo Huan feels that he is an exception, he knows how to irritate his mother.Bo Huan put his arms around Gu Jun's neck, and smiled at Bo's mother: "My boyfriend." As he spoke, he pecked Gu Jun's cheek.

The blue veins on the mother's forehead were throbbing, her eyes were red, and her tone was sad and sad: "Mom is just a son like you, you can't find a man to live with me for the rest of your life just because your father is gone! You can go with your mother to see Aunt Chen." Daughter, you are so beautiful..."

"Mom!" Bo Huan interrupted her impatiently, "You're free to pimp, hurry up and be a matchmaker! Just introduce me to a few more men!" Furious, she covered her chest, pointed at Bo Huan and said, "You just want to piss me off!"

Bo Huan sneered, "You murdered your husband, and you can still be pissed off by your son?!"

Bo Huan was very tired of her mother's clichés, and she also hated her mentioning her father.The scars in your heart seem to have been uncovered, and only after they are uncovered do you find that you are unable to overcome this hurdle.Bo Huan tried to understand his mother, but mixing his father's affairs with his sexual orientation always made Bo Huan lose his mind.

It's like you can't choose in life, all the powerless things are piled up together, and you have to make a choice.The question is where the hell are you going to choose when you're locked in a fucking box.

Bo Huan greeted Gu Jun, "Let's go."

Gu Jun hesitated to follow.After walking a few steps, Bo Huan turned to Bo's mother and said, "Mom, take care of yourself."

Bo's mother stood in the wind wiping her tears, Gu Jun took a look, and found that Bo Huan was actually more like her mother, with a stubbornness.

The two got into the car, and Gu Jun drove to the hotel he booked.Bo Huan was addicted to cigarettes again, and Gu Junzheng couldn't find him while driving, so he simply found the remaining bottle of Erguotou from his bag, opened it and took a big gulp.

Gu Jun was taken aback by the smell of alcohol, "You put me in the car to drink, and the traffic police will think I was drunk and driving later!"

Bo Huan smiled very foolishly, he only drank two bottles of Erguotou, which was enough to drink, and now he used almost half of it.Gu Jun was a little worried about him, "Stop drinking, you'll have to pay for the car wash if you spit out my car later, I'm a Maserati!"

"Hey! Be careful I'll spit on you! You're not a Maserati!" Bo Huan put down the bottle.

Gu Jun raised his eyebrows rather ambiguously, "Spit it on me, will you wash it for me?"

"You have a good idea!" Bo Huan snorted.

When they arrived at the hotel, Gu Jun and Bo Huan got off the car.The weather in early September turned cold for no reason. Bo Huan was blown by the cold wind and rubbed his eyes to wake himself up.Gu Jun threw the car keys to the doorman, and went into the hotel with Bo Huan.

"You said I was your boyfriend before, but in a blink of an eye you don't recognize anyone, and you are fickle like a woman." Gu Jun and Bo Huan came out of the elevator, Gu Jun opened the door with the room card, smiled and took the Talk in the car.

The door opened, Gu Jun went in calmly and turned on the light, walked to the window and drew the curtains.This is a suite, the living room is luxuriously furnished, and the crystal lamp hanging in the center doesn't look crowded at all.Bo Huan was a little dizzy, staring at the two-meter-wide bed inside, and cursed: "Fuck!"

Once the curtains were drawn, the room was much brighter.Gu Jun turned off the light, walked to the sofa and sat down, turned on the TV with the remote control, heard Bo Huan's scolding and asked with a smile: "What's wrong?"

Bo Huan didn't know what to say, and felt that such a big bed would be comfortable to sleep on, so he simply walked to the edge of the bed and threw himself on it.The bed was very soft and bouncy, Bo Huan shook twice, turned over and lay on the bed in a big shape, tsk-tsk, "I said Gu Jun, you are so horny and thirsty, you want to be fucked by me so much?"

Gu Jun walked over, stood by the bed and looked at Bo Huan with folded arms, and said, "Whoever fucks you can't be sure! Don't you look like I've been fucked by you before?"

Today, after driving for three hours and going to City Y, Bo Huan lay in bed and didn't want to get up.He reached out and pulled a pillow under his head, making it easier to see Gu Jun, "Fuck me in this position, it looks like my waist is fine!"

"Could it be that you've only been cheated on?" Gu Jun said with a half-smile, "I don't like the lack of poses."

Bo Huandan was in so much pain that he couldn't say anything, a carp jumped up and stood on the bed, scratching Gu Jun's hair into a mess, feeling much better. "Look at your stubbornness, you call me dad if you catch the sky! I'm going to take a shower."

Gu Jun stroked his hair back to its original shape helplessly, "Do you all like to say that you are number 0?"

"I was originally 1!" Bo Huan didn't respond angrily, feeling that the quarrel with Gu Jun was not very technical, so he went straight into the bathroom and rushed out of the shower.

Gu Jun was standing by the window looking down, the sky was a bit dark, when Bo Huan looked at his phone, it was already four o'clock.While wiping his hair, he asked Gu Jun, "What's for dinner?"

"What do you want to eat? Just eat something or something? Go out to eat or have someone deliver it?" Gu Jun turned and said.

"Call me up, I don't want to move." Bo Huan sat on the bed and connected to wifi, opened Weibo and received a private message from Chen Yuanyuan, asking him when he would have time to go camping together.

Gu Jun was calling to ask the hotel to deliver food, Bo Huan asked him: "Chen Yuanyuan asked me when I have time to go camping, will you go?"

"Go." Gu Jun put down the landline and walked over to bed, staring at the phone and asked Bo Huan: "Why are you not cooking noodles anymore? Go out and look for a job?"

While replying to Chen Yuanyuan's private message, Bo Huan said, "I'm looking for a job, why, do you think I'm eating and drinking at your house?"

"As long as you want, you can spend the rest of your life." Gu Jun said with a smile.

Bo Huan frowned in disgust, "I said, Gu Jun, where did you learn these routines? We have known each other for less than half a year since we co-authored, and you still have a deep affection for me?"

Gu Jun sighed, "I failed to tease my sister again, it seems that I am not good-looking enough."

Bo Huanle said, "Okay, I'll cuddle with you for the rest of my life, but I won't be able to get in for the rest of my life."

"I'll just go in, you won't even have a chance to rub." Gu Jun put his arms behind his head, tilted his head and said to Bo Huan.

"Looks like we have to fight over who fucks who." Bo Huan clicked his tongue, "Will there be a big fight between two gays tomorrow because of the report?"

"Fighting goblins?" Gu Jun grinned sullenly.

"Can you still be better? What are you thinking about every day? No, buy a masturbation cup. President Gu can have a dozen inflatable dolls, and Sister Lolita takes turns to play with." Bo Huan said to Gu Jun who was always talking hooligan No move.

The doorbell rang, and Bo Huan touched Gu Jun's calf with his foot, ordering him: "Go and open the door!"

Gu Jun groaned, and the turtle seemed to go to open the door, it was food delivery.The waiter pushed the dining trolley in, and brought the dishes to the table one by one. Gu Jun lay down on the sofa, and the voice came to Bo Huan's ears: "I find it hard to eat now!"

Bo Huan and Chen Yuanyuan set a time to go camping, threw their mobile phones on the bedside table to charge, and walked slowly to the table.The waiter had already closed the door and left. When Bo Huan saw his favorite shrimp on the table, his appetite whetted, "You're still calling me like that! I'll help you eat!"

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