A capitalized word "dirty" in one of the comprehensive fairy tales

Gu Nan'an was horrified to find that she only ate and slept all day long, and only went out when she was sleeping.

So going to see Snow White became her only entertainment.

Cough cough, as for how to entertain.

This point... the centipede on Snow White's drawing board can illustrate this point for us very well.

Snow White: Damn retarded!

Snow White has gradually gotten used to the feeling that there is a human next to her watching her draw every day.Although that person often falls asleep, and although she doesn't like that person, she likes the feeling of being accompanied.

So when Gu Nanan woke up, what she saw was Snow White smirking at the painting.

#as if I saw Ye Eucalyptus, this little evil pen#

"What did you draw?" Gu Nan'an walked over to look at her painting.

Snow White hurriedly tried to cover her painting, but it was too late.

"Who is Bai Xue drawing? He looks so ugly." Gu Nan'an almost laughed.

"It's the queen mother." Snow White said quietly.

Gu Nan'an's smile instantly froze on his face.

So Gu Nan'an didn't come the next day.

The reason...of course, is that Gu Nan'an found out that there are chickens in the back hill of the palace.

Before entering the back mountain, Gu Nan'an solemnly told the guards around him that they must stick to the back mountain and not allow anyone to enter the back mountain without her permission.

She's going to eat roast chicken haha!

When she returned to the palace contentedly, she saw Snow White eating scone muffins on her sofa, like a lazy cat.She looked up at Gu Nan'an, "Mother, where have you been? You got a mouth full of oil."

Gu Nan'an coughed in a disguised way, he couldn't say that he was going to steal something.Wait, why is the word stealing strange?She just can't get used to the British diet.

At this time, Snow White had already walked around the small dining table, walked up to her, stood on tiptoe, wiped the corner of her mouth with a handkerchief, and softly called, "Mother Queen."

"Yeah." Gu Nan'an responded with a smile in his eyes.

Sure enough, the daughter is the mother's caring little padded jacket.There is a faint sense of relief that is swollen.

It wasn't until after Snow White left that Gu Nan'an realized, wait, why did she remember that one of the court etiquette is not to use a handkerchief or something to wipe the corners of her mouth.

Ah, that's not the point. The point is that she hasn't gone to play with the magic mirror yet.

Gu Nan'an: "Mirror Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Mirror: "Queen Queen, Snow White is the most beautiful person in the world."

Gu Nan'an (with tears in his eyes): "Have you finally admitted that you are ugly?"

Magic Mirror: "..." Damn mentally retarded!

After dinner in the evening, "A Midsummer Night's Dream" will be staged at the Opera House, which is the queen's favorite opera.In order not to ruin the character design, Gu Nan'an still put on a shawl and got on the carriage and hurried away.

Princess Snow White was waiting for Gu Nanan to have dinner in the palace when she heard the news that the queen was going out to watch an opera.

A small bone china spoon was gradually deformed in her hand, with an innocent smile still on her face.

"Since the queen mother is gone, we might as well go and have a look." Snow White put down the spoon, sat up and laughed.

"Yes." The maid on the side answered.

When he arrived at the Opera House, Gu Nan'an was completely shocked.

She never thought that a queen could have such a big show, which was comparable to that of Queen Elizabeth I when she went to the opera.

"You..." Seemed to be an extraordinary person, the guard at the opera house smiled flatteringly when the guard next to Gu Nanan showed his seat sign, "Your seat is on the second floor, please."

Gu Nan'an looked at the scene where there was only one luxurious seat on the third floor, and his eyes were full of inquiries.

"Ahem, that's the seat reserved for Snow White." The doorman's expression has changed from flattery to yearning for the sacred. "Our manager also just found out that Snow White, who has never been to the opera house, plans to come to our opera house. The red carpet outside the door is also laid out for her."

Gu Nan'an still had the same smile on her face, until the manager came out to greet her, the expression on her face softened a bit from the rigidity.

snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮It seems that I still know that I will come out to meet me!

"Queen, you are here. The red carpet and flowers outside the door are all arranged for you." Seeing that the queen's expression did not turn from cloudy to sunny because of this sentence, the manager caught a glimpse of the doorman who was already in a cold sweat. I understood that the guard should have leaked something.

"Please, please..." The manager glared at the guard a few times, then turned around and smiled awkwardly, "The best seat on the second floor is reserved for you."

Noticed the Queen's gaze towards the third floor.The whole manager is going to be bad.I heard that the queen is a jealous person, and it is not terrible to cause trouble for herself. What is terrible is whether it will bring trouble to Snow White.

Snow White is like a little angel in their minds!

Unexpectedly, the queen just seemed not to care, "Let's go."

Alas, this world really is a world that depends on appearance.The queen is not as good as the princess! !

When Snow White came to the opera house, the overture had just started, but the cheerful tone of the overture did not change Snow White's slightly depressed heart.

There was still a soft smile on the manager's face, "I don't like the seat on the third floor, the view may not be very good there, please change my seat to the third floor, please?" There is an undeniable aura in the air, with a faint indifference and aloof aura.

At this time, Gu Nan'an was still knocking on melon seeds leisurely.In her memory, it was impossible for low food such as melon seeds to be provided to nobles in the Middle Ages in Europe.Kudos to her for the service though.

She peeled melon seeds by hand. I think she had perfected the skill of peeling melon seeds silently by hand in order to eat melon seeds in class.I also give a thumbs up to my own chicken juice.

While Gu Nanan was happily eating melon seeds, Snow White came up.

Gu Nan'an didn't notice the existence of Snow White at first, until a white and tender hand, still covered in baby fat, reached out to help her peel the melon seeds. "Why doesn't the mother eat the peeled melon seeds?"

"It's always more interesting to peel it yourself," Gu Nan'an provoked a smile. Although he was talking to her, his eyes did not leave the stage for a moment.

"Does the queen mother like this drama very much?"

"Huh?" She just thought the people on the stage were funny.I sang and sang there every day.

Opera performer: This is an opera, how can you not sing and fall!

"The queen mother's birthday is a few days later, how about I play this play for her mother?" Snow White's side face was illuminated by the white candle light, reflecting two small dimples. "is it okay!"

"Up to you." Just don't sing too badly.

As if remembering something, Gu Nan'an suddenly took a closer look at Snow White.

Heaven is unfair!Why is Snow White so cute at such a young age!Also cute and coquettish! QAQ

By the way, I want golden fingers too!The golden finger of appearance!

[Someone (picking nose): Give you the colorful hair and colorful eyes in Mary Su's novel, 14 years old, 168 height, 40 kilograms, D cup, small waist that can't be held comfortably?

Gu Nan'an: What the hell? 】

I don't know if it's because the life in the palace is too boring and boring.Most of the operas that the Queen loves to watch are comedies with a fantasy background, and "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is one of the most prominent plays.

In other words, Snow White is going to wear elf clothes, haha!

#You can’t afford to hurt the girl who was brainwashed by the yellow, blue, yellow and blue Snow White in childhood impression#

Due to her age, Snow White can only play the elf in it.

It was even more because Snow White was playing the role, the opera house insisted on bringing in the original opera singers.

But Snow White tried to replace some of the unimportant roles with people in the palace as much as possible.

Moreover, Gu Nan'an was forced to play the role of Helena in the show.

Gu Nan'an: It's shameful to be cute!

Soon it was the night of Gu Nanan's birthday.

When Snow White came to the stage, she patted her hand a few times, and the lights turned on instantly.

#It's as cool as its own special effects#

Snow White winked playfully in her direction, and began to read her lines from the scroll.

"Overhill, overdale,

Throughbush, throughbriar,

Overpark, overpale,

Throughflood,throughfire,

Idowander everywhere,

Swifter than the moon's sphere;

And I serve the Fairy Queen..."

But the elf is just an insignificant little character in "A Midsummer Night's Dream".After Snow White stepped down from the stage, she gestured to her, indicating that she should perform well next time.

Someone who plays Helena literally wants to cut seppuku every minute.

Why did she take over the heroine of this show without knowing what to do (?)?

The heroine who didn't know what the hell she was playing was almost dehydrated after stepping down.

#Feeling my body is hollowed out#

"Mother, mother, have a sip of tea." When Gu Nanan sat down, Snow White handed over a cup of Ceylon tea.

Even the queen, who looks like a salted fish now, still remembers her posture when drinking tea.Pinch the index finger and thumb inside the cup ring, drag the middle finger to the bottom of the cup ring, and put the tea spoon on the farthest position on the saucer.The back is gracefully erect, like a white swan.

As Lysander in the play said, Hermia is a crow and Helena is a dove.

Although the white dove will always fly away, it will always return to its original place.

Snow White glanced at Gu Nan'an's white neck, and smiled softly.

#I don’t know why I feel cold and swollen all over my body#

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Gu Nan'an: Why can you speak English but I can't? QQ

Snow White: You can say "DON'T (don't)" "STOP (stop)" or "ONCEAGAIN (again)" in English a few more times at night, and I don't mind.

Gu Nan'an: MADEZHIZHANG!

The author has something to say: Keke, let’s continue to explain.

My Majesty's Snow White is actually a cute and loveless lolita.I believe that those who have seen Snow White know that Snow White does not love her father or mother.So Gu Nan'an will be extremely dependent on her after she appears.And the disgust is because she is her stepmother.

In fact, in the Middle Ages, girls were not allowed to perform on stage, and the roles of girls had to be played by boys. (I have already made up a bl drama in my brain lol)

As for the English...well...just ignore it.Queen Elizabeth I also watched A Midsummer Night's Dream when she went to the opera. (I don't know why when I think of Elizabeth, I think of her black teeth) So... is this plagiarism?

As for why A Midsummer Night's Dream was written, there is a reason for that!There is a reason!It was not on a whim╭(╯^╰)╮huh!

There is also the mountain behind the palace. The stupid author actually doesn't know if there is such a thing, and the stupid author doesn't know whether there are chickens on the mountain. (spread hands)

But the stupid author said it must be there!Hmph, it's that absolute!