A capitalized word "dirty" in one of the comprehensive fairy tales

Gu Nan'an woke up again in a blue and purple room.

Gu Nanan tried hard to stand up, but found that her legs had disappeared, replaced by a beautiful purple fishtail.

#Why would she think of gay purple#

She gently stroked her smooth fish tail.

It's cold, but pleasant to the touch.

This time... wearing a mermaid?

Gu Nan'an tried to control the fish's tail, and the tail fin slowly swung, causing ripples around it.

After several attempts, Gu Nan'an stood up, to be precise, started swimming.

The room Gu Nanan lives in is made of shells, stones, kelp, coral, etc., and occasionally a few clownfish swim past and get into the coral fleece.

Gu Nan'an tried to touch the clownfish with his fingers, but the clownfish didn't know if it was shy or not, so he never dared to approach her. Gu Nan'an tried several times, but the clownfish still didn't intend to touch her, so he had to give up.

Except for a bed, a mirror, a table, and some strange things on the table, there is nothing else in the room.

Gu Nan'an wanted to swim to the front of the mirror, but accidentally swam too far and hit the wall with a small cut on his forehead.

Gu Nan'an swam to the mirror again, and saw that the mermaid in the mirror was very beautiful, that kind of enchanting beauty.A pair of peach blossom eyes are breathtaking, but... the wound on his forehead just now disappeared at some point.

The recovery ability of the mermaid... is too good, right?

Gu Nan'an poked her wound with her finger, it hurt!Taking off his hand pitifully, he remembered that the mermaid's fingernails were very long and sharp, and poking his own flesh was undoubtedly an act of death.

Gu Nan'an ran to the table farthest from her after looking in the mirror.

The table is huge, taking up about two-thirds of the room, and it is filled with all kinds of colorful things.Served in various glassware.

Speaking of the seabed... why are there glass instruments?

This unrealistic thing was automatically ignored by her, and Gu Nan'an began to check the test tubes.

The words on the first test tube are strangely similar to the characters of dog crawling. Gu Nanan barely recognized it as "grow hair". The second is a green test solution, which says, "aphrodisiac )".

#春-药What the hell is hey! #

Gu Nan'an looked at all the test tubes on the table, and then realized that the original owner should be a pharmacist. If this world is the daughter of the sea, then she should be the witch Ural.

#heart tired#

"Ariel, it's not good to come here, is it? Father said... there is a scary witch here." A soft voice came into Gu Nan'an's ears.

"Shh~ what are you afraid of, she won't... ah!" The other girl seemed to be frightened by something, and suddenly screamed.

"It's just coral, don't be afraid, Ariel."

#My behind-the-scenes boss hasn’t come out yet, what are you afraid of#

Ariel took a few breaths heavily, "Sixth sister, you said that the house is not really lived by witches, is it?"

"No, no, maybe it's the house of some stray mermaid." Although the girl was comforting, there was still a trill in her voice.

#Am I so scary? #

Gu Nan'an walked out of the house, wanting to say hello to the two girls, but the moment she saw her, the two little girls disappeared, leaving behind only a string of bubbles and two screams.

Gu Nan'an pinched her own face, it's still normal, and not too scary.

It's strange, why do I feel that pinching my face is the same as doing it to someone often, it must be her illusion, haha.

Gu Nan'an was still curious about the underwater world a few days before living under the sea.

Every day I go out to catch a few fish to eat, but because I don’t know whether some fish can be eaten raw, and whether the meat is poisonous if eaten raw, she brought a cookbook with her.She managed to find this recipe from many books about potion magic under the bed.

The recipe has a strange name called, "Teaching You How to Bring Up Your Child Hands-On".It is obviously a cookbook, but it has the name of a parenting book.

When she had a certain understanding of the food and drink in this world, Gu Nan'an discovered a terrifying fact that the original owner had no one to accompany her in this world. She only showed her face when the heroine needed it, and spent the rest of her time studying and researching.

If this kind of spirit appears in real life, I am afraid that it is also the position of a graduate student or a doctorate.

But this kind of spirit is completely impossible to appear in her body!

After living under the sea for a few days, Gu Nan'an felt that life... had no light.

Although... there is really no light at the bottom of the sea.

Gu Nan'an finally decided after feeling empty and lonely that she wanted to find an apprentice!An apprentice who can be cute, flirtatious, and have sex!

#The brain hole seems to have strayed to some strange place#

"Ariel, I heard...the witch has recruited apprentices." The sixth princess Linuo whispered in front of her.

"Recruiting apprentices?" Ariel seemed to feel that her body was getting cold, "If you go to her place, you won't be able to come back, right?"

"It is said... to choose among the seven of us." Linuo added fire.

Not far away, Joan (the fourth princess) paused when she opened the door.

The mermaid's hearing is very good, and she can hear every move around her clearly. She can naturally hear the conversation between Lino and Ariel clearly.

When a witch chooses an apprentice, she will naturally choose the steady eldest sister Susan or the lively and lovely Ariel. This kind of work must not be her turn. Why is she still worried about something?

The witch came to the palace the day after the news spread.

She is the last mermaid witch in the mermaid kingdom, so naturally she received a good reception.

But in the final stage of selecting apprentices, the king stopped talking.

Who knows that there will be a bad woman (?) who wants to abduct her own child, she won't be mad, right?

The place where Joan stands is in the middle of the seven princesses, unobtrusive, and the sense of presence is weak enough.Her only thought at this time is to finish the selection quickly, and go back to sleep after the selection is completed.

Gu Nan'an looked over at this moment, causing Joan to stop halfway through her yawn, neither up nor down.Finally, he put down his hand in embarrassment.

Gu Nan Anzai looked at the seven princesses carefully for a few times, and finally his eyes stayed on one of the mermaids for a moment.

"Are you...Ariel?" The king caught Ural's gaze on Ariel, and winked at the mermaid queen next to her, implying that she should calm down.

"No, I want Joan."

Joan?The king was taken aback for a moment before he remembered that he had such a daughter.On weekdays, he is very silent, and his relationship with them is not very good.Ranked fourth again, it belongs to the kind of dispensable role.

Knowing that the witch did not choose his most important princess and favorite little daughter, the king relaxed a lot, fearing that the witch would change her mind in the next moment, "Joan, are you willing to leave here with the Ural witch to learn magic?"

Joan froze for a while, the king was thinking about how to send Joan to Ural when Joan refused, Joan replied, "Yes, Ido."

The king didn't know how to describe his feelings at this time, but he touched Joan's golden hair with all kinds of pleasure, "Thank you for your hard work."

Gu Nan'an: "..." It was as if life and death were parting.

Joan smiled and said nothing.

It was only after Gu Nan'an took him back that he realized that this girl was silent and terrifying.Along the way, in addition to "um", it is "oh", and "..."

And... don't like to laugh.

If I knew it earlier, I would have chosen a more lively one.This one is kind of boring.Gu Nan'an looked at Joan's paralyzed face and thought.

Gu Nan'an: "Joan, have a smile." Niu~ give me a smile.

Joan "..."

Gu Nan'an: "Joan, how old are you?" Changing the subject awkwardly.

Joan: "Ten years old."

Gu Nan'an: "Joan, what do you like to eat?"

Joan: "Jellyfish."

Gu Nan'an: "..." I always feel that we can't find a common topic. Is this the power of the generation gap?

Before Gu Nan'an could chat with Qiong for a while, the coral forest in front of Gu Nan'an's house arrived.

To be honest, if she didn't have a map, she would have lost her way in the coral forest.And...she sometimes knocks down the map.

#IQoffline#

This time Gu Nan'an led Joan to his house with a very serious face.This time, she was extremely lucky, and she managed to walk three times around the coral bushes before walking to her room.

Facing Qiong's questioning eyes, Gu Nan'an just said indifferently, "This is to test your patience."

Joan: "..."

Gu Nan'an walked to her room and took a book from the bookshelf. Originally, there was no bookshelf here, and all the books were placed under her bed.Gu Nan'an made this bookshelf in his spare time.

The book she took down was Introduction to Magic Potions.

In fact, she doesn't remember how to make magic potions at all, so... Before her status as a witch is abolished, she must cultivate the next generation of successors as soon as possible.

Gu Nan'an handed the book to Joan in awe, "After reading this book, come to me after memorizing it."

"Yes, teacher." Joan took the book obediently

Gu Nan'an stared at Joan reading a book, silently in a daze.

Is the apprentice too obedient?

A small theater full of words: (heavy)

Gu Nan'an: Is the apprentice too obedient?

Joan: Good boy, are you still not satisfied?Then I have no choice but to behave. (Blackening ING)

Gu Nan'an: No! Teacher QAQ was just joking just now.

Joan: Huh?I think... this place can just play captivity PLAY, and no one will come.

Gu Nan'an: Why did my apprentice suddenly become such a ghost~

Joan: Teacher, this is my new aphrodisiac, do you want to try it?

Gu Nan'an: Teachers and students, mermaids, captivity, aphrodisiacs, do you want to be so harsh! ! !

The author has something to say: If you look carefully, Gu Nan'an actually lost his memory.

I don't want to explain the ending of Little Match Selling Girls.Heart tired.

Let's just pretend it never happened~ Go straight to the next mermaid world~

It is also possible to explain later. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The mermaid's names are all random, except for Ural and Ariel, which seem to be real, and the others are made up by stupid authors.

I'm wondering whether to write the king as a scumbag, or whether to write a pair of sub-cp.

Yesterday I typed a leave note in the copywriting. I don't know if anyone has seen it.It was the stupid author's birthday yesterday, and I went to the birthday party, so I'm not more sorry.

Those people in the group said that it doesn't matter even if you don't update it, because no one will watch it anyway, which deeply hit my self-esteem. QAQ