A capitalized word "dirty" in one of the comprehensive fairy tales
Chapter 1: Extra Story Let's unpack Xipi together
Gu Nan'an took Ye Yuxin out for a trip, and the big red hat followed behind them, occasionally deviated from their route and ran to nowhere, but would come back soon.
But this time it was really too long.
Gu Nan'an looked behind Kong Kong, it was autumn now, and the maple leaves were falling leisurely from behind her.
"Big Red Riding Hood won't be carried away by wolves?"
Ye Yuxin gave her a look like you don't want to be funny.
"Mom, mom, I found a beautiful person." The big red riding hood ran back, his hands still covered with water.
Gu Nan'an looked around the big red hat, then looked back at Ye Yuxin, and conveyed the message with his eyes, "Is our child stupid?"
Ye Yuxin leaned down and asked her, "Tell mom, where is she?"
"Here it is~" Big Red Riding Hood handed over his hand with a smile. There was indeed a beautiful little figure in Big Red Riding Hood's hand, about a few feet tall. "I'm not wrong, she's just beautiful~"
#Feel like my daughter is laughing more and more mentally retarded and swollen#
When Ye Yuxin looked at that person, she was still asleep. It seemed that she was woken up by the action of the big red hat, so she opened her eyes and looked at them blankly.
"You... okay?" Gu Nanan bent down to look at her.
The person in the hands of the big red hat didn't respond, Gu Nan'an changed the language, "hello?"
She still looked blank, "こんにちは?"
"?"try again.
"Tropico?"
Gu Nanan pointed at her, with a bitter face, "What should I do? I can't communicate."
Ye Yuxin really laughed this time, "Maybe it's because your voice is too loud and she didn't hear it clearly, or she responded but you didn't hear it."
Gu Nan'an: "..."
"Hello," while they were talking, Big Red Riding Hood made a small trumpet out of leaves, and her voice could be heard if you listen carefully, "I'm Thumbelina, thank you for saving me." Thumbelina expressed her gratitude Sometimes his face looked shy.
"You're welcome." Big Red Riding Hood, who had been silent all this time, smiled, "Isn't it unworthy of you to be so cute to marry that, who is that?"
Gu Nanan pulled out the fairy tale about Thumbelina from the corner of his memory, and continued to communicate with Ye Yuxin with his eyes, "What about Thumbelina? Are you going to give her the peas of...Princess and the Pea?"
Ye Yuxin: "..."
The autumn dew was deep, and soon it began to rain again.
Ye Yuxin pulled Gu Nanan and ran to the nearest cave. The rain wet the fallen leaves under his feet, and when he stepped on them, it was no longer the usual crisp sound of leaves breaking. Ye Yuxin's hand holding Gu Nanan was very warm. .
In order to prevent Thumbelina from being drenched, Big Red Riding Hood took off her hat and wrapped her around her.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier. Fortunately, they had already arrived in a cave that could shelter from the rain. Gu Nanan suddenly looked at the cave with a strange look, and Ye Yuxin subconsciously comforted her, "Calm down, there won't be any fairy tales about caves." ,Apart from……"
"...Alibaba and the Forty Thieves." Gu Nan'an looked desperate.
"Maybe it's Aladdin's magic lamp?" Ye Yuxin was already convinced by her lover's imagination.
"Don't tell me this is Aladdin's magic lamp." Gu Nanan touched a tattered thing that looked like a urinal and came out. "Namo Amitabha Buddha" Gu Nanan touched it three times.
"Why do you say Namo Amitabha?"
"It looks pious." Gu Nan'an said with a serious face.
After touching it three times, Gu Nan'an finally found a little... girl.This little is really not derogatory, because she is really about the same size as Thumbelina.
"Ni Meng, a group of fish-lipped mortals, tell me, what do you want me to do with this lamp god?" A certain lamp god looked at them domineeringly.
"Deng Shen, can I ask why you have become so small?" Gu Nan'an tried to hold back his laughter.
"This..." Deng Shen tried his best to pretend that everything was under control, "This is just a lack of mana caused by the last spell cast, ah no, it's just a sequela, so there's no need to make a fuss?"
"That's not the point. Come on, mortals, tell me what you want to achieve, so I can satisfy you and go back to sleep." The lamp god also had a confused expression after waking up.
Big Red Riding Hood opened his eyes and watched the two of them communicate for a long time, and finally fell down on the stone wall and fell asleep slowly when he couldn't hold on anymore.Thumbelina inside the red hat is also exposed because of the momentary relaxation of the big red hat.
"Hey, is there a person my age in this world? How amazing?" The lamp god ran to Thumbelina and poked her nose. Thumbelina seemed to notice something, waved her paw, and turned over again. .
#I don’t know why I feel that I am inexplicably naive#
Gu Nan held his forehead.
"Genie, she is Thumbelina."
"Yeah, it's pretty." (⊙v⊙)
"My first wish is that she and I will be safe for the rest of our lives." Gu Nanan looked back at Ye Yuxin, who also gave her a warm smile, and squeezed her palm gently.
"Yeah, it's pretty." (⊙v⊙)
"The second wish is...Deng Shen, are you listening?"
"Seeing that you have found such a cute girl for me, I won't make any wish for you." The lamp god had an expression of thanking me soon.
"Why?" Gu Nan'an suppressed his desire to beat the lamp god.
"Whatever wish you make, you will definitely lose something." Since the lamp god saw Thumbelina, his eyes were almost glued to her body, "For example, my last host Aladdin, the wish he made The result is that his and his wife's souls are used by me to replenish energy!"
"The soul is used to replenish energy?"
"That's right~ In other words, they won't even have reincarnation." The lamp god still smiled innocently, "If you want to get something, you must pay something."
"Okay. The lamp god, should you go back?"
"Why? The world is hot and cold, I want to see it."
#Who is the god who just said that he was going to sleep? #
#Women are fickle#
#Wait, she must have fallen in love with Thumbelina at first sight, right? #
Gu Nan'an suppressed his growing imagination and asked a serious question. "Deng Shen, may I ask you a question? Why are you... a woman?"
"I've always been a woman, what's the problem?" The Genie looked at her with a strange look, as if asking why she asked such a stupid question again.
"What a lovely girl, isn't it?" The Genie didn't wait for her to respond before pinching Thumbelina's face, which was still sleeping, "No, no, I will wake her up." The Genie grabbed her paw.
The Genie stared at Thumbelina for nearly an hour, until Thumbelina was awakened by the fiery look.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Thumbelina, I am the cute and cute lamp god, the legendary lamp god who is wise, powerful, and Yushu Linfeng~~~"
#Feeling that the lamp god is so stupid that I can't bear to look directly at it#
Thumbelina smiled softly, "Well, hello Djinn."
The rain outside did not know when it had stopped. After rubbing his eyes, Big Red Riding Hood found that the little girl in the red hat had been abducted by some cheeky lamp god.
"The rain has stopped, Ma Ma, let's go." Big Red Riding Hood looked at the lamp god with a disgusted look, and after he left, he would probably be able to get rid of the lamp god.
I am the lamp god! ! QAQ Ni Meng actually dislikes me.ying ying ~
The Genie grabbed Thumbelina's hand, as if I want to live and die with her, and no one can separate us.
#What to do, I am getting more and more disgusted. #
"Take me away. I can be cute, coquettish, and make a wish. I can do anything. Can't you take me away?"
"No." Gu Nan'an and Ye Yuxin said in unison.
"Why?" QAQ
"Deng Shen, can't you go out by yourself?" Thumbelina took her hand.
"I can't." The lamp god looked at her with a depressed expression. "This place was cast by my previous host. Unless someone takes me out, I will be trapped here, and I will never be freed, and I will be buried here with his soul." When the lamp god said these words, his face There is a bit of sadness on the rare area.
Thumbelina felt pity (?), she looked at Big Red Riding Hood, Big Red Riding Hood looked at Gu Nanan, Gu Nanan looked at Ye Yuxin.
"Okay, then... let's go together."
#两人世界有一个多少喜欢#
#喜欢哪个大红船养失, Thumbelina stuffed to the lamp god, and then the lamp god stuffed back swollen what broken#
For the rest of the time, the Djinn and Thumbelina chatted inside the Red Hood, and the Big Red Hood watched the two of them chatting, occasionally interjecting a word.Gu Nan'an and Ye Yuxin fell in love behind them and spent their time flirting.
"Deng Shen, can you hold up this hat by yourself?" Big Red Riding Hood finally couldn't bear the atmosphere.
"Yes, what's the matter?" said the Genie, and propped up the hat with all his strength. Although the red hat looked very strange floating in the air, the Genie was immediately satisfied with Thumbelina's adoring eyes.
"Yeah? Big Red Riding Hood, you don't chat with them anymore?" Gu Nan'an stopped kissing Ye Yuxin in order not to spoil the children.
"Their vibe is weird!"
Gu Nan understood in no time, this was the legendary couple atmosphere of a single dog who suddenly died, fortunately, he didn't have to endure that.
Feeling that he was being watched kindly (?) by Gu Nanan's eyes, the big red hat finally rushed to the front of the line.
The atmosphere between Ma Ma and mother is also very strange. QQ
Small theater (about wishes):
Genie: Can I grant you three wishes?
Thumbelina: OK!
Genie: For fulfilling these three wishes, as a reward, you will be my wife! (⊙v⊙)
The author has something to say: I just found out today that I am the only one using the small theater to fill up the word count of 233333.
Don't ask me why my style of writing is so happy today, because if I don't, I won't be able to fill up the words and go to do my homework.
When I write [-] by myself, [-] is so long:
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When I look at three thousand by myself, three thousand is so long:
----
qaq
But this time it was really too long.
Gu Nan'an looked behind Kong Kong, it was autumn now, and the maple leaves were falling leisurely from behind her.
"Big Red Riding Hood won't be carried away by wolves?"
Ye Yuxin gave her a look like you don't want to be funny.
"Mom, mom, I found a beautiful person." The big red riding hood ran back, his hands still covered with water.
Gu Nan'an looked around the big red hat, then looked back at Ye Yuxin, and conveyed the message with his eyes, "Is our child stupid?"
Ye Yuxin leaned down and asked her, "Tell mom, where is she?"
"Here it is~" Big Red Riding Hood handed over his hand with a smile. There was indeed a beautiful little figure in Big Red Riding Hood's hand, about a few feet tall. "I'm not wrong, she's just beautiful~"
#Feel like my daughter is laughing more and more mentally retarded and swollen#
When Ye Yuxin looked at that person, she was still asleep. It seemed that she was woken up by the action of the big red hat, so she opened her eyes and looked at them blankly.
"You... okay?" Gu Nanan bent down to look at her.
The person in the hands of the big red hat didn't respond, Gu Nan'an changed the language, "hello?"
She still looked blank, "こんにちは?"
"?"try again.
"Tropico?"
Gu Nanan pointed at her, with a bitter face, "What should I do? I can't communicate."
Ye Yuxin really laughed this time, "Maybe it's because your voice is too loud and she didn't hear it clearly, or she responded but you didn't hear it."
Gu Nan'an: "..."
"Hello," while they were talking, Big Red Riding Hood made a small trumpet out of leaves, and her voice could be heard if you listen carefully, "I'm Thumbelina, thank you for saving me." Thumbelina expressed her gratitude Sometimes his face looked shy.
"You're welcome." Big Red Riding Hood, who had been silent all this time, smiled, "Isn't it unworthy of you to be so cute to marry that, who is that?"
Gu Nanan pulled out the fairy tale about Thumbelina from the corner of his memory, and continued to communicate with Ye Yuxin with his eyes, "What about Thumbelina? Are you going to give her the peas of...Princess and the Pea?"
Ye Yuxin: "..."
The autumn dew was deep, and soon it began to rain again.
Ye Yuxin pulled Gu Nanan and ran to the nearest cave. The rain wet the fallen leaves under his feet, and when he stepped on them, it was no longer the usual crisp sound of leaves breaking. Ye Yuxin's hand holding Gu Nanan was very warm. .
In order to prevent Thumbelina from being drenched, Big Red Riding Hood took off her hat and wrapped her around her.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier. Fortunately, they had already arrived in a cave that could shelter from the rain. Gu Nanan suddenly looked at the cave with a strange look, and Ye Yuxin subconsciously comforted her, "Calm down, there won't be any fairy tales about caves." ,Apart from……"
"...Alibaba and the Forty Thieves." Gu Nan'an looked desperate.
"Maybe it's Aladdin's magic lamp?" Ye Yuxin was already convinced by her lover's imagination.
"Don't tell me this is Aladdin's magic lamp." Gu Nanan touched a tattered thing that looked like a urinal and came out. "Namo Amitabha Buddha" Gu Nanan touched it three times.
"Why do you say Namo Amitabha?"
"It looks pious." Gu Nan'an said with a serious face.
After touching it three times, Gu Nan'an finally found a little... girl.This little is really not derogatory, because she is really about the same size as Thumbelina.
"Ni Meng, a group of fish-lipped mortals, tell me, what do you want me to do with this lamp god?" A certain lamp god looked at them domineeringly.
"Deng Shen, can I ask why you have become so small?" Gu Nan'an tried to hold back his laughter.
"This..." Deng Shen tried his best to pretend that everything was under control, "This is just a lack of mana caused by the last spell cast, ah no, it's just a sequela, so there's no need to make a fuss?"
"That's not the point. Come on, mortals, tell me what you want to achieve, so I can satisfy you and go back to sleep." The lamp god also had a confused expression after waking up.
Big Red Riding Hood opened his eyes and watched the two of them communicate for a long time, and finally fell down on the stone wall and fell asleep slowly when he couldn't hold on anymore.Thumbelina inside the red hat is also exposed because of the momentary relaxation of the big red hat.
"Hey, is there a person my age in this world? How amazing?" The lamp god ran to Thumbelina and poked her nose. Thumbelina seemed to notice something, waved her paw, and turned over again. .
#I don’t know why I feel that I am inexplicably naive#
Gu Nan held his forehead.
"Genie, she is Thumbelina."
"Yeah, it's pretty." (⊙v⊙)
"My first wish is that she and I will be safe for the rest of our lives." Gu Nanan looked back at Ye Yuxin, who also gave her a warm smile, and squeezed her palm gently.
"Yeah, it's pretty." (⊙v⊙)
"The second wish is...Deng Shen, are you listening?"
"Seeing that you have found such a cute girl for me, I won't make any wish for you." The lamp god had an expression of thanking me soon.
"Why?" Gu Nan'an suppressed his desire to beat the lamp god.
"Whatever wish you make, you will definitely lose something." Since the lamp god saw Thumbelina, his eyes were almost glued to her body, "For example, my last host Aladdin, the wish he made The result is that his and his wife's souls are used by me to replenish energy!"
"The soul is used to replenish energy?"
"That's right~ In other words, they won't even have reincarnation." The lamp god still smiled innocently, "If you want to get something, you must pay something."
"Okay. The lamp god, should you go back?"
"Why? The world is hot and cold, I want to see it."
#Who is the god who just said that he was going to sleep? #
#Women are fickle#
#Wait, she must have fallen in love with Thumbelina at first sight, right? #
Gu Nan'an suppressed his growing imagination and asked a serious question. "Deng Shen, may I ask you a question? Why are you... a woman?"
"I've always been a woman, what's the problem?" The Genie looked at her with a strange look, as if asking why she asked such a stupid question again.
"What a lovely girl, isn't it?" The Genie didn't wait for her to respond before pinching Thumbelina's face, which was still sleeping, "No, no, I will wake her up." The Genie grabbed her paw.
The Genie stared at Thumbelina for nearly an hour, until Thumbelina was awakened by the fiery look.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Thumbelina, I am the cute and cute lamp god, the legendary lamp god who is wise, powerful, and Yushu Linfeng~~~"
#Feeling that the lamp god is so stupid that I can't bear to look directly at it#
Thumbelina smiled softly, "Well, hello Djinn."
The rain outside did not know when it had stopped. After rubbing his eyes, Big Red Riding Hood found that the little girl in the red hat had been abducted by some cheeky lamp god.
"The rain has stopped, Ma Ma, let's go." Big Red Riding Hood looked at the lamp god with a disgusted look, and after he left, he would probably be able to get rid of the lamp god.
I am the lamp god! ! QAQ Ni Meng actually dislikes me.ying ying ~
The Genie grabbed Thumbelina's hand, as if I want to live and die with her, and no one can separate us.
#What to do, I am getting more and more disgusted. #
"Take me away. I can be cute, coquettish, and make a wish. I can do anything. Can't you take me away?"
"No." Gu Nan'an and Ye Yuxin said in unison.
"Why?" QAQ
"Deng Shen, can't you go out by yourself?" Thumbelina took her hand.
"I can't." The lamp god looked at her with a depressed expression. "This place was cast by my previous host. Unless someone takes me out, I will be trapped here, and I will never be freed, and I will be buried here with his soul." When the lamp god said these words, his face There is a bit of sadness on the rare area.
Thumbelina felt pity (?), she looked at Big Red Riding Hood, Big Red Riding Hood looked at Gu Nanan, Gu Nanan looked at Ye Yuxin.
"Okay, then... let's go together."
#两人世界有一个多少喜欢#
#喜欢哪个大红船养失, Thumbelina stuffed to the lamp god, and then the lamp god stuffed back swollen what broken#
For the rest of the time, the Djinn and Thumbelina chatted inside the Red Hood, and the Big Red Hood watched the two of them chatting, occasionally interjecting a word.Gu Nan'an and Ye Yuxin fell in love behind them and spent their time flirting.
"Deng Shen, can you hold up this hat by yourself?" Big Red Riding Hood finally couldn't bear the atmosphere.
"Yes, what's the matter?" said the Genie, and propped up the hat with all his strength. Although the red hat looked very strange floating in the air, the Genie was immediately satisfied with Thumbelina's adoring eyes.
"Yeah? Big Red Riding Hood, you don't chat with them anymore?" Gu Nan'an stopped kissing Ye Yuxin in order not to spoil the children.
"Their vibe is weird!"
Gu Nan understood in no time, this was the legendary couple atmosphere of a single dog who suddenly died, fortunately, he didn't have to endure that.
Feeling that he was being watched kindly (?) by Gu Nanan's eyes, the big red hat finally rushed to the front of the line.
The atmosphere between Ma Ma and mother is also very strange. QQ
Small theater (about wishes):
Genie: Can I grant you three wishes?
Thumbelina: OK!
Genie: For fulfilling these three wishes, as a reward, you will be my wife! (⊙v⊙)
The author has something to say: I just found out today that I am the only one using the small theater to fill up the word count of 233333.
Don't ask me why my style of writing is so happy today, because if I don't, I won't be able to fill up the words and go to do my homework.
When I write [-] by myself, [-] is so long:
--------------------------
When I look at three thousand by myself, three thousand is so long:
----
qaq
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