my girlfriend is lily

As soon as this remark came out, my girlfriend's desire to win was ignited again.

In order to get ahead of me, she patted the shoulder of the person in front of me and said, "Hey, do you want to watch magic tricks?"

As she spoke, she took a water-based pen and poked it into the paper towel, and then unfolded the intact paper towel to show that the performance was successful.

She quickly bought the sandwiches.

We went to see the peach blossoms. It took about an hour and a half by subway and bus. When we arrived in Dingzigu, we saw that the peach blossoms on the trees had all fallen.

The two of us stood under the tree stupidly. There were extremely sparse and small leaves hanging on the branches, and there were small gray-pink petals that had lost moisture and withered in the soil under the tree.

I held up a selfie stick to take a photo with Zhiying, who lowered her wide-brimmed sunhat so her eyes weren't showing.

The wind picked up, blowing the sand.We complain about the weather, about the early peach blossoms that we are not allowed to see.

We bought coconuts to drink, Zhiying took a sip, she frowned, and said to me unhappily: "Bitter, this."

She left me and ran to the fence alone. There was a white paper with sour plum soup on the fence, and the cups of drinks on the table showed the same light orange color as the three characters "sour plum soup".

A week later, Zhiying bought two cans of ink, Xizhaose and Tianse, and in order to make them useful, she baidued the two poems and copied them stroke by stroke.

"Smoky Temple Evening Bell"

The setting sun goes down the mountain gate, and the voiceless sound emits smoke.

A monk returned in the dark ravine, standing sideways to find his way back.

On the moon, the sky is wide, and the dew falls on the Dongting tree.

"Pingsha Falling Geese"

The frost is clear and the water falls in autumn, and the wind blows over the people.

Flying with the sun birds, calling each other down Han Ting.

Gather couples in the evening, and the moon reflects the reed flowers.

The poem is indeed beautiful, but it is extremely inconsistent with Zhiying's temperament.

Zhiying told me that her sister who sells sour plum soup recommended her ink, and she happily bought it, but later copied mathematical formulas with these two literary colors.

I was full of anticipation. For a week, I went to bed early and woke up early, and wandered in front of Zhiying when I was free, hoping to receive a love letter from Sunset or Sky, but it didn't come true until the end.

One night, I actually dreamed of so many shining peach blossoms, so many that the branches were almost broken. In the dream, I was worried about the flood of peach blossoms, which is really funny.

As soon as I entered 203, Block H, I heard Jiashu talking to Chun: "You know, the clothes hanging on the balcony must be put in the room before going to bed, and when you enter the door, you must turn the toes of your shoes outwards." Just let it go."

Chun listened with gusto, and I said with distaste, "Why are you so superstitious? Teach children badly."

Jiashu smiled and said, "I'll give you another one, don't speak ill of others (speaking ill of others in private), otherwise that person will suddenly appear behind you with a "swoosh" (there is a gesture here), You can't escape."

I didn't speak ill of you behind your back, I told you clearly!

Jiashu's life belief is that other people's misfortune is my happiness O(∩_∩)O haha~.So when he saw an acquaintance, he warmly hugged him, and showed a smile full of hope in his heart, but after a while, his hands slid up and grabbed the other person's neck, shaking vigorously, Shaking the hapless bastard into despair, he rolled his eyes, so the smile on his face became even brighter.

When the shift was over and it got dark, Jiashu suddenly said to me in surprise: "Wow, your schoolbag glows in the dark! Fluorescent green, I haven't noticed it before!" I thought to myself: What?I didn't find out whether it was true or not, and I didn't hear about it when I bought it.But I pretended to be calm and said, "Don't make such a fuss."

I walked out of Block H and rode my bicycle back to the dormitory. On the way, I saw Chun who was also riding a bicycle. I rode a few times quickly, and passed Chun's side in one go.

I deliberately slowed down, and when Chun came over, I greeted her: "Hello, hello!" But I was ignored, Chun didn't even look at me, and went straight past.

I thought to myself: Hey, what just happened? (Nothing happened just now←_←)

Unwilling to catch up with Chun, Chun Ting glanced aside: "Oh, what a coincidence (⊙o⊙)."

Me: "Ah! Did you see me just now? Isn't my schoolbag very bright?" That's right, Chun is not someone who looks around, so Chun's eyes don't have the slightest advantage in the open-book exam "Smog eye".

Chun said honestly, "I didn't see any light."

The first thing I did when I went back was to check my schoolbag, and sure enough it wouldn't shine!You are really an ordinary schoolbag without superpowers, I thought regretfully.

What is going on?In fact, it was because there was a mobile phone in the schoolbag, and a call happened to come from the mobile phone, and the magical light was sent out when the mobile phone received the call.

Because it was too embarrassing, I never told Jiashu the truth, and he always thought I had a schoolbag that would glow.

When I went to eat snow ice, I accidentally ran into Zhiying, and we sat facing each other like a couple.

I looked casually at the stickers on the wall, which had been written by someone who had been in the store.

The green sticker reads: Whoa, oh my god, I finally passed my math~(≧▽≦)/~!I am the warrior who saved the galaxy in my previous life!

The blue one wrote: It would be great if we could go on forever, even if we go to Mars.I think these two people usually go to the bathroom together.

My gaze rests on a leaf-shaped lemon-colored sticker, which reads: Wojintianhenkaixin, chitianshihenkuaile, shizhendao.The year, month and day are carefully marked in the lower right corner.

I think this person has a personality, what is he writing about? ([email protected]@=) English?Isn't that Roman?Nope, take a closer look, huh?This is not Chinese pinyin! (%>_<%)

It reads like this: I am very happy today, eating sweets is very happy, it is very true.

I remembered that when my first-grade teacher taught Pinyin, in order to stimulate children's enthusiasm for learning, he lied to me and said: "You have learned Chinese Pinyin, and you don't need to learn the phonetic symbols when you learn English in the future. How easy it is."

So there is: panda is pronounced as 'fat', onion is pronounced as 'ah year', and sunshine is pronounced as 'three sun'.

By the way, I kicked the car (teacher) and said: "I won't lie to you, I was teaching college classes, ouch, I really don't like to talk to you little brats (ˉ▽￣～)."

The precocious primary school students understood what the teacher wanted to express in seconds, and rushed to say: Teacher, teacher, I don’t lie to you. I was not born to my parents now. It was picked up in a trash can on a rainy day. "

What if a child asks 'Where am I from? 'Many parents love to use the trash can as a meme.

"In this way... (the connection is very natural and seamless) my own father is actually a rich (American) rich man who is far away from "goose wheat grains"! (→_→) Well, yes, yes, things It’s Aunt Jiang’s! ╬▔Д▔!

The number plate buzzed with a flashing red light. Zhiying took the number plate and left. When she came back, she was holding a bowl of mango snow ice.

Zhiying saw that I was still sitting with the score and said to me: "Why are you still sitting? You have to get it yourself!"

I suddenly felt very funny, really uh, what am I just sitting here waiting for!

Chapter 10

It was raining lightly outside the window, and the tiny raindrops hit the glass.Zhiying shakes the pen, writes a few lines on the peach pink post-it, and sticks it on the wall.

Zhiying hates rainy days the most, perhaps because rainy days are very cold.

Before Zhiying went to elementary school, she had never met a child of the same age who was fair and straightforward, until she met Chun.

She thought that other superficial children must not realize this point. The reason they played with Chun was that Chun was not as vain and conceited as other people with good grades.

Chun's mother's evaluation of her daughter is: Chun is very assertive and doesn't speak ill of others.

My mother thinks the evidence that Chun has her own opinion: Chun likes to eat eggs very much. When boiling water at home, she secretly puts raw eggs into the kettle to cook; Xiao Chun’s eating habits are very strange. She eats fried dumplings with fried noodles Or fried noodles, soup noodles with rice, and hamburger buns are her favorites.

Although the people around him always bluntly dissuade him, "How strange you are!", Chun still ate bravely.

At first, Zhiying thought that Chun was a strange person, and the strangeness mentioned here was not funny but a little scary.But gradually, Zhiying felt that Chun poured courage into her.

On a rainy day, Zhiying and Chun went home with an umbrella. Chun's long hair was covered with raindrops, and the shirt on his shoulders was hit by the rain.

Zhiying thought that she should be in the same embarrassment.

Chun: "Where do you live?"

Zhiying: "Sun Garden."

Chun: "Oh~, I know where it is."

Still, Chun's home was a little closer to the school, so the two friends went to Chun's home first.

This community is like a labyrinth, and Zhiying follows Chun in a daze as she walks through the buildings without a clue.

Chun: "Want to go to my house?"

Zhiying shook her head.

Chun: "Then I'll go up to get the umbrella first, and then I'll take you out of the community. You wait on the first floor, and I'll be back soon."

Zhiying was very impressed by the word 'soon' she said.

Zhiying stood in the foyer on the first floor to shelter from the rain, the closed umbrella was wet, and the tip of the umbrella was ticking toward the