my girlfriend is lily

Product shelf life! "The plot flies aimlessly towards the sky.

Drenched in the indoor rain, her bangs are as wet as seaweed. Zhiying in a puppet costume points to the date on the package, which shows the date of manufacture: 1960S.

The End

Moderator: "The above is the No. 08 work of the Micro Film Contest".

The judges coincidentally wrote such comments: the content of the work is chaotic, the crew is poor, the props are simple, and only two actors starred.

"Haha, I was quite sober when I acted, but now I really don't understand anything!"

"Yes, yes!" said the hero and heroine heartlessly.

My entry into the tea art club made the president's ambition pop up like a balloon, and he decided to vigorously recruit members.

In order to check the quality of the applicants, Jiashu didn't plan to reveal the interview location. Taking advantage of the administrator's inattention, he posted more than 50 signposts in the school, which were taken as small advertisements, hoping that those who want to join the company will be open minded. Find the interview location (the president thinks he is the emperor's daughter and will not worry about marrying).

Just in case, Jiashu asked me to play the role of a guinea pig to test whether the road signs he designed could be understood.

I accepted the first errand task since joining the company with a sense of shame.

I started from the apartment, and the first thing I saw was a large, pale piece of paper on the bulletin board that was very conspicuous. When I walked closer, I saw clearly that the words "go straight for 100 meters and turn left" were printed on the paper.

After doing so, I found the words "Cross the road, please take the zebra crossing" on the fence gate, and "Go, go forward, Fighting!" on the trash can.

Whoops, what, this is it.

With my patience exhausted, I naturally doubted life, and I tore off all the big white paper that Jiashu painstakingly pasted on.

Fortunately, my intelligence is still alive, so I dialed Chun, and Chun said to me: "The interview location is Room 103, Block J, you can go there quickly, oh, by the way, don't tell the president that I told you." Yours, tell him that you found it yourself."

Chun on the other end of the phone seemed to be in a good mood, "Don't worry, I will keep it from him."I promised Chun said.

Jia Shu was sitting in a crowded interview room and sulked, it seemed that he was in a petty mood.

My presence added fuel to his fire, "Look, if you want to look for it, you can still find it! It's so strange, why is no one coming?"

What's so strange, people don't want to come here at all!I thought to myself.

In classroom 103, Block J, I listened to heavy metal and was bored flipping through a novel on the table. In the novel, it was written that the boy’s apartment is opposite the girl’s apartment. No matter whether men or women, telescopes are their necessary equipment. When the sky gets dark, everyone sets up the binoculars The quest for the unknown begins...

At this time, the person who urgently needs a telescope is right in front of Dong Yu. Sitting on the chair, Jiashu’s upper body is tilted at 45 degrees, intending to rush towards the galaxy like a rocket about to be launched. When there is any disturbance in the corridor, his anticipation for the coming person will grow desperately. It’s a pity. His wishes came true again and again.

His anxious mood is like entering a long list of formulas into an Excel cell, like sumifs, a lot of roundifs, and a lot of roundifs. No matter how you press the Enter key, you will be jingling and reporting an error.

I was hungry and was planning to persuade the president whose heart was broken into a QR code to announce the disbandment.

Then a miracle happened, and a voice said timidly: "That..." A petite girl with a ball head appeared at the door. The ball was too high, especially like the red Xiaobo in the Teletubbies.

The little girl was dressed as if she had stepped out of an anime. She was wearing an A-line fluffy floral gauze dress, snow-white pantyhose, and college-style platform shoes with round toes and bows.

This girl has an angel face and an angel figure, and her development is not as good as her younger sister who is in elementary school. Her chest is as flat as a chopping board, and her legs are as thick as toothpick fishbone, which is in stark contrast to Zhiying with elephant legs.

When Jiashu and I heard the voice, we immediately turned our heads and pricked up our ears to hold our breath. The little girl said, "That..." Jiashu encouraged her to continue bravely with his eyes, "That, this is the classroom of our class. , I have to clean up, you guys go out!"

I thought the heavens would open their eyes, and the cold bench club was about to open, but I didn't expect this kid to come to be on duty. Alas, Jiashu's brain circuit is really weird, and the road signs he made were brutally ignored by the general public.

Jiashu suddenly burst out with his dantian: "Student stay away!" (Hey, they are obviously driving you away, you are the one who wants to leave) I seem to know what he is going to do, he is different from ordinary people My brain was about to work again, so I quickly covered my face with my hands and looked out through my fingers.

Jiashu squeezed out a smile so sweet that his throat hurt, and the insurance salesman started to talk eloquently.

President: "Hello, junior." Saying that, I was caught off guard and went 0(`0)0(wow wow)!

The school girl with the head of the ball was startled and her limbs became stiff for a moment, she was dumbfounded.I really want to call a demon for her.

Jiashu talked eloquently: "Three-fifths of our country is made up of tea. Look at the word China. Isn't it 'Cha' if you block 'in'!" Jiashu said solemnly.

Although the president is talking about brain teasers, his expression is like Xu Changjin's lines like poetry: "For me, adults must give up everything, so is it okay? For me, adults may be demoted to common people. Is it okay? For me, you Is it okay that the hand holding the pen can only dig the dirt?" ()

Jia Shu stared at the head of the ball, stars radiated from his eyes, Dun Shi said courtesy, and Mou gave food to the single dog with all his strength, so that I, as a bystander, hit the wall directly, and knocked out a big hole in the wall.

Unexpectedly, the President Jiashu used his sincerity and hard work to impress the primary school girl of Wanzitou, and the captured schoolgirl joined the tea art club with her love for tea art. In this way, President Jiashu accidentally captured the new girl One member.

Chapter 6

The ball head girl is a first-year "Xiu Xian" friend. The child is a bit arrogant and always ends the conversation with a short "hum". She is a little loli type and is often called "Little Fresh Girl Angel" by people around this nickname.

Angel hated the part of asking questions in class the most. The teacher picked up Angel's name at a glance when he held up the roster: "Xiu Xian", thinking: Huh?Isn't this OPPA from the stars? Call it up and see which follower dog it is.

Angel: Shit!Who is the follower dog!When my mother was in elementary school, she had already named me in advance!snort.

Angel's roommate, Xiaohua, has a boyfriend and goes out to press the road all day long. She can't see the end of the dragon, and can't even touch the shadow. This makes Angel a lonely left-behind child living alone.

On this day, Angel remembered that he had brought the keys to go out, but what he took out from his jacket pocket was a string of nail clippers that he even had with ear picks.

The fresh girl Angel thought to herself: I really hate it, if I knew it, I wouldn’t go out like this, how good it would be to lie on the bed and eat the stock, hum~.

Even so, she stubbornly connected to the WiFi in the house outside.Xiao Hua didn't return home for a long time, and it was difficult to call her to remind her, so Angel decided to borrow a spare key from the dormitory management room.

The dormitory aunt with a Chinese character face is extremely fiery, and she has a scorched egg roll hair permed. From the back view, she thought it was a King Kong Barbie.

The dormitory manager is the unimpeded king in the apartment area. The apartment area is under her jurisdiction. Foreigners entering the apartment area may receive a text message from China Unicom. Dear customer: Hello, your geographical location The location has been changed. Welcome to the apartment area in Building 8. If you need help, please call the customer service hotline 10010. For discounted air tickets and hotels, please call 116114......

Once Angel saw her standing on the steps with her hands on her waist, training a girl who hid a pet dog in an apartment to bow her head and plead guilty. The pet dog was sniffing the concrete floor carefully without knowing the seriousness of the situation.

Angel went to the dormitory room on the first floor. After explaining his intentions, he was scolded by the dormitory as expected, "What do you think about all day long? You can forget the keys, why don't you lock yourself into the house!" Auntie I don't know how to bring forth the new through the old, so I only have a few words in ink after turning it over and over again.

Angel saw a row of black and white photos posted on the wall while the dorm aunt was looking for the keys, and Angel jumped first.

She tilted her head, oops!I've seen the guy in the second picture on the left! Angel recalled that one day, in front of a car parked on the small road in the apartment, an ignorant stray dog ​​lay in the middle of the road. Squat down and use the branches to guide the puppy to the side of the road.

This person doesn't want the dog to be hit, so handsome!Angel, who is usually only obsessed with the young lady with blond hair who is tender and fresh, is very moved.

It is not good to get water into the mobile phone, and it is mostly caused by licking the screen.When mentioning the little handsome guy, Angel had a rotten smile on his face.

When the lights were turned off, her roommate Xiaohua told her that since it was a girls' dormitory, the boys had to stop. In order to avoid misjudging, the aunt posted a photo of the indistinguishable male and female.

From this point of view, Chun was blacklisted by the aunt, but he is a cool guy when he is regarded as a boy.

On the weekend, a large wave of ping-pong-pong "dangdang" passed through the wall one after another, and stepped on Jiashu's air-conditioning quilt covering his head hand in hand. Jiashu pretended that he couldn't sleep anymore. He used the quilt to roll his naked body into a The tube jumped into the living room one by one.The hands of the clock point to 11:30, Jia Shu is lying on the carpet bored