my girlfriend is lily

Little Fresh Girl: "That means you have never raised a dog before."

The two of them walked a few steps away, and the terrible incident happened again.

A Samoyed dog with its back to Xiao Xian Nu and Jia Shu stood alone in the wind, and a row of Chinese pastoral dogs barked and demonstrated in front of them. It seemed that a gang fight was inevitable.

A group of dogs chased and played happily, and the lively barking was endless.The dog □□, the surrounding flowers and plants are innocent, the dog group came all the way, and the two people who were in a dilemma had to stand facing the wall in a punishing posture.

Jiashu's leg was shaking like it was plugged in, and he prayed like years: "Amitabha, Guanyin Bodhisattva..."

An aunt in her 50s fell from the sky and severely scolded the dogs. The aunt's sonic skills were so powerful that the dogs ran away in fright

escape.

An idiot in the dog pack was paralyzed by the aunt's scare, and bumped into the aunt's calf in a dazed manner. When he fell to the ground, he stood up at the speed of light with the instinct of survival. The idiot pretended that nothing happened just now, and fled away on site.

Jia Shu turned half of his face to observe the situation of the battle cowardly, and laughed kindly when he witnessed the deeds of the fool.

The dogs had already evacuated, but the little fresh girl beside her still kept her eyes tightly closed, and she didn't dare to vent her anger. Jia Shu said angrily, "You're afraid of dogs too, aren't you?"

Chapter 20

1. The adventure diary of the telephone cord:

One bright day, I'm getting ready to take a shower, wrapped around one slick wrist, another attempt at my hair since I've learned to tie it.

In the thick fog, the women's bathroom with four drain faucets was raining heavily. The strange thing was that there was no umbrella in sight.

My good friend walked around in sandals Tara Tara twice, unhappy, the faucet was either occupied or broken, or kept running cold water, no matter how I adjusted the temperature, it didn’t help, I sneezed a bunch of cold .

I picked a girl who sprayed body lotion on her neck and waited for her tap. I hoped that she would leave early.

Sure enough, soon, my bad intentions were retaliated.Zhiying wiped off the pre-bath lotion, but she started to wash her hair after rinsing, and the second hand of the three brothers on the dial was ticking away.

Wow—the steaming hot water flew down three thousand feet and washed off the white foam on her hair in one go. After the card reader went backwards for 50 numbers, our Miss Zhiying bent down and squeezed the conditioner into her hands. superior.

The baton was passed to the minute hand, and he ticked and ticked.

She finally picked up the bath towel, and this time it was the clock's turn to go away.

It is said in the book that Yan Ying sent Chu, Zhu Zhiwu retired from the Qin master, and Lin Xiangru returned to Zhao with complete jade, which means that he won over Chu Zhiran.

Zhiying usually likes to wear hot pants and short skirts. There are more than three colors on her legs. Although Zhiying takes good care of her legs, the traces of sun exposure are unavoidable. Tiramisu and walnut colors are easily identifiable. Also available in vanilla.

I waited impatiently and didn't have time to take care of her legs. The hot water splashed on my body made me anxious. I suddenly glanced at Zhiying's bath basket on the floor tiles. It's terrible!There are fat bottles and flat jars stuffed in the oversized bath basket. If I use all of these one by one, I will feel dizzy.

I was startled, no, I have to change the faucet.

"Don't go, I'm getting better soon!" Zhiying greeted me dancing, I twitched the corners of my eyes and moved my mouth, pretending that I didn't know this woman, I went to find the next faucet, and tilted my head behind me With her pouty mouth not understanding the situation, she left behind a hazy lavender memory.

2. The Train and the Affair

Chun hates taking trains.

On the seat next to the car window, a middle-aged uncle and Chun are separated by the uncle's dumplings, the uncle's beef, the uncle's side dishes, the uncle's beer and Chun's instant noodles.Chun was very unhappy.

Uncle Smelly's wife is a kind person. Uncle Smelly is very happy. He is obviously a dirty uncle who picks his teeth. It's outrageous!

Less than three years later, recalling that uncle again, Chun decided that the uncle had an affair, and the sunset was red.

3. Bottles and wrapping paper

"Why did you tear off the wrapping paper?" I asked.

The wrapping paper of the drink bottle was torn off by Jun in a spiral like apple peel.

"This way it won't be too fancy." Chun explained to me seriously, "Besides, this way the taste will become stronger, the original taste is too weak."

4. Dried fruits

"Isn't it good to eat fresh fruit? Why not eat dried fruit?" People of the previous generation just don't understand, isn't eating fruit just to replenish water?Doesn't eating dried fruit make your throat hurt?

Zhiying: "Because I like to eat candy, if the fruit is dried...it's like fudge, isn't it!"

This reason, you made it up now.

5. Broken Thermometer

Influenza is rampant, and the school asks every child to bring a thermometer to school to measure their body temperature.

Chun's thermometer was broken, and she used paper to chase the mercury beads that were dripping and rolling on the table.

Zhiying thought of football as a sport, she thought Chun was playing a game with Shui Yinzhu, she glanced at Chun and turned her head away.

Chun is really naive, Zhiying thinks so.

Chun suddenly left his seat and ran out of the classroom, Zhiying was stunned, why did Chun suddenly do this?Is this person stupid!

"What were you doing just now?"

"Go throw the thermometer, mercury is poisonous to people."

It turns out that the thermometer has a harmful part.

Zhiying: Chun, why are you always more mature than me?

6. Roommate Wars

Due to the poor sound insulation in the apartment, Little Fresh Girl can always clearly hear the conversations of the girl next door.

"Tell me about you, your nose is short and your eyes are high, how can you find a boyfriend?"

"Hmph, isn't this strange? Didn't you fall in love with me too!"

"Yo ho! Who has taken a fancy to you? You are the number one bragging in the universe!"

The daily life of two fans who like the same Two-dimensional male god is to diss each other.

7. The literary giants lurking around

Jiashu hoped to write a popular novel suitable for all ages, but the touching thing is that in the end he insisted on his pure style.

In fact, no matter how the novel is written, people will like it, the difference lies in whether the story is popular or small.If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. The author coded it for those who like to read it.

"People who don't like to watch stay where they are cool!" Jia Shu said domineeringly.

8. Buckets and fools

In the activity classroom of the tea art club, Zhiying suddenly said, "There is no water in the water dispenser."

Originally, I was watching an online drama, but because her words cast a spell on me, I looked through the address book to find the water delivery phone.After finally finding out the water delivery number, I heard Zhiying say, "Hi, hello, I want a bucket of water."

Why do you make me look like a fool?

9. Ducks flying in the sky

Graduation season is here, the school is full of chaos, and the skins of water balloons that burst on the ground can be seen everywhere. The students are as anxious as the weather at this time.

Zhiying worried lowly: "Can I really do what I want to do well? Can I really become the person I want to be?"

There happened to be a few patchy shadows sweeping across the ground, and Zhiying heard the sound of wings flapping above her head.

A duck fattened by popcorn flies across the sky like a wild goose.

Living things have many hidden qualities, and among these qualities, there are good qualities and bad qualities.

Some of my qualities were discovered by accident, and as the discoverer, I was sometimes not happy about it.So, should we suppress the traits that have been unearthed, or let this trait transform itself?

Chapter 21

On Monday, Zhiying worked so hard to accumulate mineral water bottles for a month to exchange for green plants, but just the day before the exchange event, Zhiying’s bottles were thrown away by the cleaning aunt as recyclable garbage, which made her feel distressed. no.

On Tuesday, in the activity room, the little fresh girl Angle told her unfortunate experience, "Listen to me, I managed to stuff half a lemon into the cup today, and I used all my energy to feed. Now Well, now the lemon is stuck in the water glass and I can't get it, huh."

Angle's narrow-mouth sky-blue frosted water glass lay quietly with half a lemon.

"Why did you have to stuff it in?" I asked.

"Drink lemonade! I want to turn white!"

"I really can't see that you are white!"

"Hey, hey! Are you trying to piss me off? Help me find a way!"

"By the way, the best way is that you don't have to do anything, just wait until that half lemon rots into lemonade!"

"Huh? Then my water glass stinks to death! I can't even ask for a water glass!"

"Oh! I thought of a way, you can find a person with very small hands, this big." Said the living person connected his thumb and index finger into a circle, "A baby of three or four months old is fine, You let him stick his hand in and dig it out for you!"

"Why are you all so unreliable? It's useless to ask, so I ignore you!"

Angle was arguing loudly, Jia Shu opened the door and walked into the activity room, he sat down on the chair with a dejected face and said: "You people, you can keep arguing about even a big mess, Young Master, my 'Love Crazy' was stolen, and I didn't call out!"

"Hey!" Everyone's eyes widened immediately, and Jia Shu cried, "It was when I took the subway that I lost my little baby 'Love Crazy'!"

On the third day after Jiashu lost his love, the courier sent him a watch with a card and a pedometer at his home. On the fourth day, a mite removing vacuum cleaner and a body fat scale were also delivered arrive.

What these products have in common is that they have been in the Jiashu shopping cart for a long time.