Today I was entangled by non-humans again

The female ghost was crying with snot and tears. Although she had no body, it was sad to see, as if Xue Qisi was about to send her down to the [-]th floor of hell.

Seeing this, Xue Qisi touched his nose helplessly, and said innocently: "I didn't want to make you lose your mind."

The female ghost stopped crying, raised her head sobbing, and said pitifully: "My lord, I really don't have any malicious intentions. I just attached to this painting to borrow a little bit of purple light. Please, my lord, please forgive me. Just once."

Sheng Jue asked, "What is Purple Qi?"

"It's a kind of auspicious aura," Xue Qisi said. "Ordinary people who get it can prolong their life and everything goes smoothly, and ghosts who get it can bless their next life with a good pregnancy."

The female ghost nodded again and again: "That's right. I died a week ago. When I was wandering in the street, I was attracted by the purple air here. I wanted to take a couple of breaths and leave, but this little brother came back suddenly. I was attracted by the purple air here. The purple pressure on his body made him unable to breathe, so he had to hide in the painting."

Sheng Jue said strangely: "Then you can leave while I'm not at home during the day."

The female ghost smiled embarrassingly: "I'm too greedy, I want to take two more puffs, and, besides, I recognized you as Sheng Jue. I was your passer-by fan before I was alive, and I want to see you more before reincarnation." Two eyes."

Sheng Jue: "..."

A little touching, and a little penetrating.

Xue Qisi said: "Then why do you want to change the portrait to scare people?"

The female ghost's face turned redder: "I didn't do it on purpose, I just couldn't control my smile when I looked at Brother Xiaoyu, and I ran out of the storage room because I wanted to spend more time with you, I didn't expect to scare you, I'm really sorry."

Sheng Jue suddenly felt that the fright he had received was all in vain.

He originally thought that the most terrifying thing in this world was fanatical illegitimate fans, but he didn't expect that ghost fans were the ones with the highest skills!

Sheng Jue couldn't help but support his forehead: "Then can you leave now? This is my home after all."

Although the female ghost was reluctant, she still nodded and said, "I'm sorry, I will."

Then he glanced at Xue Qisi cautiously, seeing that he had no objection, he shrunk his neck and floated away from the window in despair.

Sheng Jue waited until she was completely out of sight, then stroked his chest and said, "She won't be coming back, right?"

Xue Qisi said: "That's not necessarily true."

Sheng Jue: "..."

Seeing Sheng Jue's expression about to cry, Xue Qisi couldn't help but put him together with the little boy from 13 years ago who could only hug his thigh and cry, and said with a broken smile, "Just kidding, As long as I'm here, they won't dare to come."

Sheng Jue said cautiously: "Mr. Xue said that, is he planning to stay at my house?"

Xue Qisi smiled and said: "If you mind, I can live nearby. As long as you have anything to do, just call me and I will be there immediately."

"I don't mind, I don't mind!" Sheng Jue waved his hands again and again, with an uncontrollable smile on his face.

He was originally worried that Xue Qisi would not want to live with him, but now that he got the approval of the male god, he was so happy that he wished he could dance on the spot, so he wouldn't mind it or not.

Xue Qisi stayed in Sheng Jue's house just like that, and even brought Chai Tingzhuo, the Shiba dog monster, with the opportunity to live in the "mansion". He was so happy that he howled at the moon at night, and was beaten by Xue Qisi mercilessly After a meal.

So passed a peaceful night in the apartment.

The scene in Sheng Jue's dream was the scene of Xue Qisi rescuing him from the hands of ghosts like a god descending - even though Sheng Jue's memory of that year was extremely vague.

The next day, Sheng Jue, who had never been in bed before, woke up early and planned to have breakfast with Xue Qisi.

Unexpectedly, when he walked out of the room, he saw Xue Qisi wearing shoes at the entrance.

Completely different from the homeless and elite outfits of the past, today's Xue Qisi is wearing a casual summer suit, looking like a big brother next door.

The male god is really handsome no matter what he wears!

Sheng Jue was intoxicated for two seconds, then woke up suddenly: "Mr. Xue, are you going out so early?"

"Yes, I have accepted a new order." Xue Qisi put the two sneakers on his feet, held the doorknob and said, "After all, I also want to support my family. How can I do it if I don't make more money."

Sheng Jue was surprised and said, "But I've already hired you as my bodyguard. Could it be that you're not satisfied with the salary?"

Xue Qisi was also taken aback when he heard the words: "Salary? What salary?"

Sheng Jue opened his mouth, said silently three times that he couldn't laugh at the male god, and then said: "Mr. Xue thinks I let you be a bodyguard for free? How is that possible? I will pay you a salary."

Xue Qisi immediately said: "How much?"

Sheng Jue held out both hands.

Xue Qisi twitched his forehead and guessed: "Five thousand?"

Sheng Jue shook his head.

Xue Qisi swallowed hard, and continued to guess: "Fifty thousand?"

Sheng Jue still shook his head, and said, "It's [-], but it's just the basic salary, the other additions mainly depend on how often I go to hell."

Xue Qisi gasped heavily, pressed his chest against the door, and said, "Little friend, my old man's heart cannot withstand such a big stimulation. Please say hello next time."

Sheng Jue couldn't laugh or cry.

He is really not familiar with the industry of celestial masters at all, he has only read similar themes when reading novels.The protagonist in it exorcises demons and eliminates ghosts, costing millions at every turn. Sheng Jue once felt that his monthly salary was at the bottom line, but now it seems that this is still a huge sum of money for Xue Qisi?

Sheng Jue was just about to ask if this would save him from going out to pick up orders, but Xue Qisi beat him back to his original shape with just one sentence.

"Little friend, although your terms are very attractive, I'm sorry, I can't accept your money."

Sheng Jue asked in confusion, "Why?"

Xue Qisi said: "If you can't accept it, you can't accept it. I protect you voluntarily. If I take your money, I will be in bad luck. You don't want me to be in bad luck, do you?"

Sheng Jue naturally nodded, but he still didn't understand why he was going to be unlucky.

You know, he is a well-known little koi on the Internet, even people who are not his fans will repost his pictures to pray, and now Xue Qisi actually said that it would be unlucky to accept his money?

Sheng Jue felt very depressed.

At this moment, Shiba Inu, who had slept in the "mansion" all night, finally woke up.

He yawned, walked slowly between the two of them, and said: "The store manager accepts the order to accumulate merit, and 90.00% of the money collected will be donated, brother Xiaoyu, so don't ask any more questions. "

No wonder, no wonder I don’t have enough food and clothing, live in such a dilapidated house, and donate all the money I earned. 90.00%... Doesn't it mean that if you earn a thousand, you can only spend a hundred?It's too bad!

Sheng Jue stared blankly at Xue Qisi, and suddenly felt that he was very pitiful.

Xue Qisi was very uncomfortable being looked at by Sheng Jue, he gave his old Shiba Inu a sneaky look, coughed dryly and said, "Then what, Xiaoyu..."

Sheng Jue was sternly shocked, and hurriedly said, "Call me Sheng Jue."

"Oh, Xiao Jue," Xue Qisi said as he opened the door, "I'm going out first, please pour out Xiao Chai's breakfast, I put the dog food and the food bowl by the side of the sofa, pour half of the bowl Just do it."

"Teacher Xue," Sheng Jue called out to him, "Can I watch and study from the sidelines in the future? Just like Ling Jianfei."

Xue Qisi paused when he stepped out.

Sheng Jue looked at him expectantly: "Is it okay?"

Xue Qisi opened his mouth halfway, unable to speak.

In fact, Sheng Jue thought very simply. He hired Xue Qisi as a bodyguard for the sake of repaying his kindness and seeing ghosts. Firstly, he could get along with the male god day and night, and secondly, he could let Xue Qisi live a better life.But now Xue Qisi doesn't want his salary, it's tantamount to protecting him for free, and he still has to earn some poor living expenses by taking orders to exorcise ghosts, taking two jobs and getting one salary, Sheng Jue is really sorry.

So he thought, if he could learn one and a half moves from Xue Qisi, at least he wouldn't have to bother Xue Qisi when he met a kid like "Mona Lisa".

Xue Qisi also saw Sheng Jue's purpose, and his embarrassment also came from this.

It's not a bad thing for Sheng Jue to want to learn mystical arts, but the difficulty lies in the difficulty. Sheng Jue's identity and physique doomed him to cause great disasters before he fully learned to control his abilities once he got started. .

What Xue Qisi didn't tell Sheng Jue was that he was actually ordered to look after Sheng Jue.

It was true 13 years ago, and it will be true 13 years later.

Xue Qisi originally thought that the purple energy on his jade pendant could at least ensure that Sheng Jue's half life would be smooth and that ghosts would not invade him, but he never expected that the jade pendant would be stolen, so he had to reappear in front of Sheng Jue and guard him personally.

But even with personal protection, Xue Qisi couldn't guarantee that there would be no accidents.

Sheng Jue saw Xue Qisi's perplexed face, and the anticipation on his face faded, he forced a smile and said: "It should not be possible. I'm sorry, Mr. Xue, I have read in novels that some sect secrets are It’s my negligence that you can’t pass it on to outsiders casually. You go to work first, Xiaochai, I will take care of it.”

Just as Sheng Jue turned around, Xue Qisi said, "Do you really want to learn?"

Sheng Jue turned around suddenly, his eyes sparkled: "Yes! I want to learn!"

Xue Qisi was uncharacteristically, with a serious expression that Sheng Jue had never seen before: "Even if you might be in danger because of this?"

Sheng Jue said with a smile: "If Teacher Xue hadn't helped me over and over again, I'm afraid it would be very difficult for me to live to this day, so I want to learn!" He must not let himself become Xue Qisi's burden!

"That's good." Xue Qisi closed the door, changed his shoes, and sat back in the living room, "You tidy up first, after breakfast, I'll take you to the client's place together."

Sheng Jue was stunned for two seconds, then turned around and ran to the bathroom.

Shiba Inu looked at Xue Qisi who was pouring dog food for him without any haste, yawned and said, "Are you violating the emperor's regulations by doing this?"

Xue Qisi glanced at him with a smile, and said, "Can you say I can deduct your salary?"

Shiba Inu: "..."

The heart of the most poisonous zombie!

The author has something to say: [Xiao Meng Duan]

The landlord said that I was in my youth, and it was time to do something that adolescence should try!I felt very reasonable, so I stopped a woman that day and put forward my ideas and requirements. At first, she disagreed with life and death, but under my coercion, she finally compromised and squatted down to help me squeeze. A few pimples on my face.