Harem · Hundred ♀ He ♀ Biography

After eating, Mu Youlan sat down and chatted with the three masters in Jianshan Palace, and then walked back to Kunhe Palace in a leisurely manner.

Afterwards, Xiao Xuanzhi disguised himself as a man, and went out of the palace with Yaoyue in the attire of a court lady.

After leaving the palace, Yaoyue found a place where no one was around and took off the maid's clothes that were covering the outside, wrapped it in a bag and stuffed it for Xiao Xuanzhi to carry, while she was wearing a bluish-white long gown, Xiaoxiao Sasha, walking there with ease.

After coming to the market, Xiao Xuanzhi made an appointment with Yaoyue to meet at a restaurant called "Baiweilou", and then they parted ways and went their own ways.

Yaoyue first went to talk to the engraving workshop about making engravings, then took out a small account book the size of a palm from his pocket, and went to the various bookstores and book stalls listed on it to "collect the accounts" .

After going to a book stall and two bookstores to collect the bills, Yaoyue came to a bookstore called "Wen Xin Zhai".

This is the last place for her to collect the bills on this trip.

The name "Wen Xin Zhai" comes from "Wen Xin Diao Long".

So elegant, but the shopkeeper here does not have a "literary heart", nor does he "diaolong", he only sells pornographic books such as Pan An Songyu, Xishi Diaochan, and he is also a small, stooped and wretched old man .

Obscene words and pornographic songs, erotic scrolls, and those pictures of people, ghosts, fairies, and demons are all available here.

Even if it is because of this, he is always poked in the back by others in secret, and teaches the neighbors there to damage him with all kinds of ugly and vulgar language, but his family's business is the most prosperous in the whole market and even in the whole capital.

Without him, it's just because those hypocrites and hypocrites who accuse him on the surface and call him a gentle scum, a beast in clothes, will avoid people's eyes and ears and give him money in private without exception. His family's business takes care of him a lot.

What's more, under the guise of a pseudonym, they will draw erotic picture scrolls or write erotica, secretly put them on consignment with him, and chat for some money, and take them back to subsidize the family.

This is also tacitly understood by the public.There should be scolding on the surface, and buying and buying in secret, so there will be no delay between the two parties.Therefore, the wretched shopkeeper of Wenxinzhai has been extremely magnanimous since the beginning, and listened to those vulgar words as fart.

"Yo~~Yuenushi, what kind of good wind brought you here?" As soon as Yaoyue came to the door, the wretched shopkeeper stood up and greeted him with a smile on his face.

Yaoyue cupped her fists with both arms, and bowed humbly: "Shopkeeper Jiang, business is booming."

"Thanks to you." Shopkeeper Jiang clasped his fists in reply, then stretched out his hand to make a "please" gesture, leading her to the door.

Yaoyue smiled and said, "Shopkeeper Jiang, but I don't know, can the three volumes of books I placed here for consignment be sold?"

Shopkeeper Jiang clapped his palms and said with a smile: "Yuenushi is modest. Your excellency has superb painting skills, why can't you sell them? Among the erotic albums, your calligraphy is the best seller. Now the second volume has already been sold. Out of stock, even the first and third volumes, there are only a few copies left."

Yaoyue nodded and smiled, and said softly: "That's very good. —— Shopkeeper Jiang, please tell me the number, and I will teach the engraving workshop to print and send it to you later."

Shopkeeper Jiang nodded and bowed hurriedly, his wretched old face was almost wrinkled into a big chrysanthemum: "Okay, Yuenushi, don't worry about it. If that's the case, print another [-] copies of each volume and send it to me.

To be honest, the calligraphy of the history of the moon girl is bright and snowy, and the color is not lewd. Therefore, not only the daughter's family, but also the men's family will buy it for appreciation. ——

Well, that's the little brother over there.Yesterday he came to my place to buy books, and asked me to recommend three or two volumes of erotic pictures of my daughter swimming in the water, so I recommended the remaining two volumes of your calligraphy to him. "

"Hiss... this child... doesn't seem to be very old..."

Yaoyue pursed her lips and smiled, lowered her eyebrows and eyes, and looked leisurely at the young man with his back on his back who was bent over to pick up a book in the distance, then stroked his palm as if amused, and said softly: "Oh? That's interesting Now, I'll go meet him for a while. Shopkeeper Jiang, please be busy first, and I'll talk to you later."

Shopkeeper Jiang nodded: "Please." After saying this, he bowed and bowed, then turned around and retreated behind the counter, and continued to read at his desk.

Yaoyue walked to the young man's side lightly, picked up an album and flipped through it leisurely: "Young man, did you choose this stack of albums?"

The young man continued to flip through the book, only nodded, and said in a muffled voice without raising his eyes, "Well, I chose well."

Yaoyue said softly, "Can I have a look?"

The young man nodded: "Please go ahead."

So, Yaoyue held the stack of albums in her hands and flicked through them.

After a while, he put them all down, and snorted contemptuously: "Hey, after all, they are all men's houses, no matter how old they are, they are all so virtuous. Damn it!"

The young man put down the book in his hand, turned to Yaoyue suspiciously, and said hesitantly: "Eh?...but I don't know...what does this elder sister mean? A man...what kind of virtue should be damned? "

Yaoyue folded her arms in front of her chest, leaned slightly, narrowed her eyes, looked at the young man for a moment, then lowered her voice in a secretive manner, clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Young man, your beard has fallen off."

"Hmm?!——" The young man was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and he immediately raised his hand to wipe the area around the person under the tip of his nose, then his scalp exploded, his whole body was sifted, and he looked at the person opposite with a horrified expression.

The young man's beard has not fallen off.

Not only did it not fall off, but it was still stuck there tightly.

After a long time, Yaoyue lowered her voice, and said in a low voice with a sweet smile: "My good sister, how old are you, and you actually come to buy these picture albums that adults read? What can you do if you read them? But you will feel comfortable. post?"

The "young man" disguised as a man sifted the chaff all over his body and carefully swallowed his saliva. Just now, he lowered his eyes slightly, and said tremblingly like a mosquito: "I...I..." Finally, she still took a deep breath. , forced himself to calm down and said in a muffled voice: "This...to tell the truth...I am...I am trying to learn to please my sister..."

Yaoyue raised her arm to support her chin, squinted her eyes slightly, looked at her with interest, and couldn't help but laugh: "Oh? To please your sister? Could it be...you are so young, you are actually a hatchback Fall in love?"

The girl blushed suddenly, then lowered her eyes and remained silent.

Yaoyue pursed her lips into a smile, continued to lower her voice, and said in a manly voice: "If the two of you fall in love with each other, then these albums will be unreadable."

Hearing the words, the girl couldn't help raising her head to look at Yaoyue with a blank face, and said hesitantly, "I can't see it?...Why, what is this? Why can't I see it?"

Yaoyue covered her lips with a smile, put down her arms again, straightened her expression, and said softly: "It's a good thing you met me today, otherwise, if your good sister doesn't keep it all together, I'll hate you for the rest of my life." ——I just heard that Shopkeeper Jiang told me that he sold two volumes of the album I drew yesterday to you, is there such a thing?"

The girl suddenly looked at Yaoyue with a look of astonishment, and said in a trembling voice: "You?!... Are you, the artist of the album, Yuenushi?"

Yaoyue nodded calmly and said in a low voice, "Yes, it's me."

The girl hurriedly folded her arms and bowed in salute, Qiqi Aiai said: "Yue... Yuenushi... Disrespect, disrespect..."

Yaoyue waved her hands and said softly, "No need to be polite."

The girl said again: "Then...you just said that you can't see it, why?"

Yaoyue smiled calmly, then casually picked up the four volumes of erotic albums that the girl had selected beside her, flipped through them leisurely, spread them out in front of the girl, leaned over the pile of books and pointed to her: " Well, look, these albums are filled with stuff.

——Tut tsk tsk, look, what the hell are these things... this bracelet, this gold bar, this paperweight, this jade ruyi, this sausage, this writing brush, and this, my God... how can this be done? There are cucumbers and eggplants... I'm not afraid that they will be broken inside and I won't be able to take them out...

They really dare to think... Could it be that they used their daughter's body as a trash can? ...How can you squeeze all the messy things into someone's body? ! ... If I catch the painter who painted these shit, I have to hang him up and beat him up, and then dump all these worthless things into his asshole!This damn plague! ..."

The young girl looked at Yaoyue blankly with a face full of incomprehension: "Yuenu Shi...what do you mean by this...my sister really doesn't understand..."

Yaoyue sighed, and said in a muffled voice: "You can tell at a glance that these albums were drawn by men, and the paintings are also for those men who want to enjoy the blessings of everyone. Therefore, this daughter's family is determined Can't see it anymore."

The girl looked bewildered, shook her head and said, "Um... don't understand..."

Yaoyue lowered her voice, and said slowly: "Here, these various household items, after all, aren't they still a substitute for sex? They're here to look at you in vain!" As she spoke, Yaoyue frowned, With a heavy snort, he closed the picture albums in front of him, "Bah!... It's as if the daughter's family can't live without that rafter!"

The girl coughed dryly, and said in a muffled voice, "Yuenushi... please explain clearly."

Yaoyue looked at her with a smile, lowered her voice, and said softly: "If my daughter's family is happy with each other, I don't need these messy things. If you buy these old books and do as they say, then, You are not pleasing your good sister, but abusing your good sister."

The girl froze all over, hesitated and said in a muffled voice: "This... how do you say it?"

Yaoyue said slowly: "That's what I heard from my sister's wife."

Hearing this, the girl couldn't help the hairs all over her body exploding, and said calmly with a tangled face: "Your sister...is...wife?"

Yaoyue smiled and nodded, and continued: "That's the case. ——My younger sister's wife was married to a man, and she also gave birth to a child, so she has a deep understanding."

The girl just nodded her head: "So that's how it is..." After pondering for a moment, she said again, "I don't think so, Yue Nu Shi is very open to these things. It is obviously a family of two daughters, so shocking..."

Yaoyue smiled indifferently: "Don't you hear that 'like a person drinking water, he knows how warm he is'? Since the hatchback has entrusted the sincere and sincere feelings, and it is still their own family affairs, why are others talking nonsense? Isn't it just annoying people for nothing? Is it?"

The girl agreed with a smile, lowered her eyes and said: "If my father... oh, I mean, if only my father and two mothers can look away like you~~..."

Yaoyue supported the girl's shoulders, and said softly, "Good girl, after all, it is 'sincerity makes gold and stone'. One day, they will recognize you."

The girl sighed softly, and forced a smile: "Well... I'm afraid I don't have enough time..."

Yaoyue frowned and said, "Huh?"

The girl waved her hand lightly: "It's okay."

Yaoyue thought for a while, then clapped her hands and said, "Good girl, let me tell you one more thing. That is to say, if you make the two of you treat each other sincerely and be considerate and sympathetic to each other from the bottom of your heart, then don't refer to these books. They can still please each other.

In fact, it is perfect for the two daughters to have sex at home, because you can explore each other with your own bodies.Your bodies are the same, so if you can make yourself feel hot, then how can you make your good sister feel hot.But you are still young now, I think it hasn't bloomed yet, you can wait for another two years. ~~"

The girl nodded thoughtfully: "Oh...Thank you for the teaching of Yuenushi..."

"Hey~~ You kid, you're really interesting." Yaoyue waved his hand, and continued: "You don't need to buy these albums in the future. If you stick to the form too much, you may lose your heart Woolen cloth.

After all, human beings are different from animals. The reason why the joy of fish and water is called "happy" is because it comes from love and pity for your lover.In this way, it is natural to put the word 'love' first, not the word 'desire'. ——It’s hard to say, if you put the word "desire" first, even a stranger like me can have no less than a thousand ways to serve you.If so, it is really no different from animals.

If the two of you fall in love with each other and are infatuated with each other, then even a word she whispers in your ear can make you feel ecstatic. "

The girl nodded with a half understanding, and said calmly: "Oh..."

Yaoyue nodded, and said with a smile: "Okay, then, put down all the books. You come with me, and go to shopkeeper Jiang to buy a set of pens, inks, papers and inkstones. ——I think you only have two books in your hand. How about drawing a picture scroll? So, later, you can sit with me in the private room of Baiweilou, so that I can draw some of the contents of the remaining picture scroll for you to see."

The girl folded her arms and bowed cautiously, "Well...thank you Yuenushi..."

Seeing her funny little appearance, Yaoyue couldn't help laughing, and said softly: "Good girl, aren't you afraid that I will abduct you and sell you?"

The girl giggled: "Don't be afraid, I have a bit of boxing skills, even an ordinary man, I can clean him up with three punches and two kicks."

Yaoyue's eyebrows were full, and she swept her a little coercively: "Coincidentally, I have it too.~~"

The girl said in astonishment: "Yuenu Shi, you are a daughter...how can you have kung fu? It seems that it has only been a little over a year since the junior high school let your daughter's family learn martial arts..."

Yaoyue pursed her lips and smiled: "It's my luck to meet a nobleman. Hee... isn't it a 'gentleman'~~" Saying that, Yaoyue smiled slightly at the girl and patted her on the shoulder lightly. "Don't be afraid~~ My sister already has her own heart, and she won't eat you up."

So, he pulled the girl's wrist and walked towards the counter, and said loudly: "Master Jiang, bring me a suitable set of pens, inks, papers and inkstones."

The shopkeeper Jiang responded, and immediately raised his eyes: "Okay~~"

In just a moment, his expression turned cold: "...Eh? This, this young man...why didn't he buy any books... I saw him pick out a dozen books just now..."

Yaoyue clasped her fists in apologetics and smiled: "It was my teacher who messed up your business."

Shopkeeper Jiang scratched his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Yuenu Shi...you..."

Yaoyue walked to the counter, propped her elbows on it, and said to the shopkeeper Jiang: "Shopkeeper Jiang, I just thought about it a little bit, let's do this, every time I finish drawing a picture album, or writing After finishing a novel, I will hand over the manuscript paper to you, and you will engrave and print it, and then distribute it to various book stalls for consignment. From now on, we will split the bill, how about it?"

The shopkeeper Jiang was overjoyed, and hurriedly agreed: "Okay! Thank you for your attention! Thank you for your attention! Don't say it's [-]% of the account, it's [-]% of the account, or even [-]% of the account!"

Yaoyue pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Master Jiang, why don't you leave some soup for me? ——I said just now that I will get [-]% and you will get [-]%."

The shopkeeper Jiang couldn't help opening his mouth to look at Yaoyue when he heard the words, and said in astonishment: "Yue...Yuenushi...you...are you right? We have always divided the bills, you six and I four. Then Let's talk about it, it should be you who are seven and three, how, how is this the other way around?"

Yaoyue smiled softly and said, "Master Jiang, everyone is a businessman, so they know the truth of 'no profit can't afford early'. Let me explain it to you. I'm not short of money, I just hope You recommend my picture album to others. If it sells well, others will use it for reference. In this way, those messy picture albums will naturally be sold out, and this book will no longer be placed. It doesn't bite or itch on the face anymore."

Shopkeeper Jiang nodded his head just now, and said with a nod: "So that's it...Yuenushi, you are brilliant!" As he spoke, he folded his arms and smiled as a salute.

Yaoyue waved her hand: "Shopkeeper Jiang has flattered you. In the future, I will have to trouble you a lot."

Shopkeeper Jiang nodded: "It's easy to say, easy to say." So, he turned out of the counter, went to the side and picked up a set of high-quality four treasures of the study, and handed it to her along with the proceeds from selling books from Yaoyue, "Yuenushi" , this pen, ink, paper and inkstone is a gift from the villain."

Yaoyue only took the handful of silver coins wrapped in red paper, but pushed away the excellent four treasures of the study: "Treasurer Jiang, I'm not trying to be polite to you, I just use it temporarily, and throw it away when I'm done using it." Yes. You just take the cheapest ones, don’t waste the good ones here. However, the paper should be a little thicker.”

Shopkeeper Jiang nodded and said: "Okay." So, he went to pick some suitable ones from the cheap goods and handed them to Yaoyue, and said with a smile, "Take it well."

Yaoyue randomly rolled them up and handed them to the girl's hand: "Boy, let me take it for you."

The girl was suspicious and wanted to say when she became her apprentice, but she still nodded respectfully and humbly: "Yes."

Shopkeeper Jiang understood it just now, and said with a smile: "Haha, interesting. It turned out that Yue Nu Shi caught an apprentice here."

Yaoyue clapped her palms and smiled, then started talking nonsense in a serious manner: "Exactly. This child has roots of wisdom. With a little reminder, he might be able to inherit my mantle."

Shopkeeper Jiang cupped his hands to congratulate: "That's really great."

Yaoyue beckoned to the back vaguely, motioning for the girl to follow, and then said to Shopkeeper Jiang, "Treasurer Jiang, take your leave."

Shopkeeper Jiang nodded, then followed Yaoyue and sent the two of them out of the shop.

After walking a little further, the girl suddenly said in a low voice: "Unexpectedly... this wretched old man is actually not bad..."

Yaoyue nodded with a smile, and said slowly: "People are not judged by their appearance. When I first saw him, I also felt itchy. I didn't want to do this business with him, but his family is the largest in the capital. A bookstore specializing in pornographic books.

In the end, after getting along with him, I found that he was a nice person. Although he didn't look like a real person, he was doing charity in private, helping more than a dozen daughters of poor families to learn to read. "

The girl clapped her palms and said, "Well...it's like this...interesting~~" After thinking for a while, she said, "Yuenushi, to be honest, our Mr. Xibin is also like this. Soudi doesn't seem like a good person, but he is full of compassion and has the heart of helping the world."

Yaoyue chuckled: "Coincidentally, my good sister is also a person like this."