Harem · Hundred ♀ He ♀ Biography

"I heard that the emperor recently got an excellent counselor in the previous dynasty. He named him 'Xiaoyaogong', and he was also called his brother, and gave him the title of 'Xiaoyaowangye'."

"It's just that I heard that this 'Happy Lord' is used to idle clouds and wild cranes, and he doesn't like to be restrained. Therefore, he always sees the head and tail in the court hall. When he is happy, he comes to the court; when he is happy again, he goes to court. I don’t know where I hid in a chic and romantic way.”

"It is said that this Xiaoyao prince was born like a beautiful young man, handsome and star-like. He knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. He knows the past and the present from both sides, and he can predict the future!"

"Yes, yes, the emperor also granted the permission for Prince Xiaoyao to enter and leave the palace at will."

"I don't know if I can meet him..."

"Hush! Are you going to die?! How dare you say such outrageous words?!"

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, let's say... Today the empress went to Jianshan Palace..."

"The nobleman Xiao who lives there recently seems to be in better condition and has started to make some moves."

"That's right, the empress said clearly that she was here to see her illness, but in fact... maybe she was there to demonstrate."

"Recently...Your Majesty seems to be a little strange...every morning after the morning court, I would go to the Jianshan Palace to look for the nobleman Xiao. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do until noon. It’s time to get up and drive back to the palace. ——From July to now, it’s been like this for more than a month.”

"Could it be... that Xiao Guiren actually knows some kind of seductive magic tricks?..."

"Well... that's not sure..."

At this time, see the mountain hall, in the main hall.

Empress Mu was sitting in the upper seat, and nobleman Xiao was accompanying her in the lower seat.

Empress Mu's two maids and Xiao Guiren's two maids stood on both sides.

There are many large and small gift boxes piled up on the long table by the wall, which were sent by Empress Namu.

Empress Mu took a leisurely sip of the tea that Lian Xing brought up, and said slowly: "Sister Xiao's tea is quite delicious."

Xiao Guiren covered his lips with a coquettish smile, bowed to give him a blessing, and thanked him: "Thank you, Empress, for your love, and my concubine is terrified."

Empress Mu raised her eyes leisurely, and glanced at Xiao Guiren indifferently: "But I don't know, my sister may tell me, how did you make this tea?"

Xiao Guiren covered his lips and smiled, shook his head slightly, and said softly: "This matter alone, my concubine can't agree to it~~——If you tell the Queen Mother about the recipe for making tea, then, Your Majesty will not agree to it in the future." I won’t come to my concubine’s place anymore.”

Empress Mu stared straight at Xiao Guiren, then narrowed her eyes slightly, and said slowly, "Oh?...So, His Majesty comes to you every day just to drink tea?"

Xiao Guiren giggled: "What if not?"

Empress Mu gritted her back molars and forced a smile, and said slowly: "This tea is really delicious, and it's not in vain that His Majesty is thinking about it, and every day after the morning court, he would 'cross mountains and mountains' to come here for a good tea. Woolen cloth."

Empress Mu deliberately bit the words "over mountains and over mountains" a little bit harder.

Xiao Guiren nodded, smiled softly, and said in a gentle voice: "What the empress said is very true. That's right, that's the case." With a sigh of relief, Xiao Guiren faced the murderous Queen Mu without hesitation. With similar eyes, he smiled narrowly, and said softly: "Empress, it seems that you hate concubines."

Empress Mu suppressed the trembling of her fingertips, and the smile on her face seemed to be a little more icy: "Why is this, sister Xiao is paranoid. My visit today is only to see a sick person."

Xiao Guiren panicked and suddenly realized, and clapped his hands and said: "That's how it is! Sin, sin... I hope the Empress will forgive me. I thought that the Empress came here to protest, but I didn't expect it to be a villain. The heart measures the belly of a gentleman.

To be honest with the empress, this tea is made by taking the morning dew from the flowers, plants and leaves in the imperial garden, and cooking it with pine needles, mint, red dates, and freshly picked green tea at dawn.

When it comes out of the pot, add a bowl of juice squeezed from celery and a cup of honey. It is astringent but not bitter, fragrant but not greasy, with a hint of sweetness and a long aftertaste. "

Empress Mu smiled slightly, nodded and said: "That's how it is. I really need to teach Sister Xiao to worry about it. This imperial garden is indeed far away from the main palace. In this way, I know the ingredients. Sister Xiao's tea, my sister really It’s also impossible. ——In the future, I will ask my sister to take more care and cook fragrant tea to relieve His Majesty’s fatigue.”

Xiao Guiren lowered his eyes and said sincerely: "It should be. The ministers and concubines serve the king, and they should do their best."

Empress Mu smiled noncommittally, and said softly: "I just hope that you 'do your best' and use it on the right way, and don't talk about those sided ways."

Xiao Guiren lowered his eyes and narrowed his eyes, and said respectfully: "The empress is very right."

Suddenly, Xiao Guiren's fingertips trembled, and he supported his forehead as if in pain, frowned slightly, and said in a trembling voice: "Oh... If you talk too much, this concubine will feel that your brain hurts." Well...it seems a little staring at me...

The empress forgives the sin, the concubine is weak and sick, and cannot stay here for a long time-- Lian Xing, send the empress to the empress quickly.Invite the moon, help me back to the house to lie down. ..."

Yao Yue respectfully stepped forward and said, "Yes."

So he carefully helped Xiao Guiren up, took care of her carefully and walked out of the house.

Empress Mu stared closely at Xiao Guiren's back, with a cold light flowing in her eyes.

These small emotions were naturally seen by Lian Xing, but she just didn't realize it, saluted respectfully, and said in a calm voice: "Empress, I will send you off."

After entering Xiao Xuanzhi's bedroom, Xiao Xuanzhi became alive and well.

I saw her spread her legs carelessly, and she seemed to be sitting on the stool heroically, she didn't see the reserved appearance before.

Then, she poured herself another bowl of tea, then raised her neck and gulped it down.

Then, she pulled off the collar of her splendid palace dress again, raised her right hand to fan the wind there, panted heavily and said: "Fuck...you scared me to death...you said Why did she come here so contemptuously as the queen?

Really... If Xiao Fangfang and the others hadn't sent someone to inform me in a hurry, I would have dressed up as a prince and gone out to roam around by now! ...

What a blessing... what a blessing! ……well!Why don't you say~~ In this harem, it's best to have a few eyeliners who work together! "

The little Fangfang Xiao Xuanzhi was talking about was Hu Qingfang.

Relying on Xiao Xuanzhi's behind-the-scenes planning, she has now been promoted again and has become the fourth-rank Hu Ronghua without showing off.

Zhang Wuyue, who was previously promoted to a nobleman of the sixth rank, has now become Zhang Shunyi of the fourth rank.

In addition, Xu Niangzi and Xu Yongrong, who were at the seventh rank at the beginning, have now become Xu Concubine, the fifth rank.

Before, they were Sun Xuanshi and Sun Chunxiang from the seventh rank, and now they have become Sun Guiren of the sixth rank.

Wang Cainu and Wang Yuehua, who were at the eighth rank before, are now also Wang Guiren at the sixth rank.

Although their status is equal to Xiao Xuanzhi's, and even much higher than her, but these children still respect her as their elder sister in front of her, and they only look to her as their leader.

Xiao Xuanzhi's plan for them before was like this -

Find one of the most favored and caring ones to accept grace, and then guide the other sisters, and by the way, be carefully promoted to the "noble concubine" who is the lord of the first palace.

At that time, close the door and block the windows, and surround yourself in a room in your own palace. Four people cross each other and one person watches.Let's not ask about the harem dispute anymore.

If the emperor thinks of them, then go and pretend to deal with it; if he doesn't think of them, then it's just right, just play with yourself.

Anyway, the status is so high, but I don't have to worry about eating and drinking.

In addition, there was no burial system in the current dynasty, so their family could end their lives happily and happily.

Yaoyue sighed, shook her head and said, "Since you had a showdown with Haozi, he has come to you every day to discuss state affairs...

Xing'er and I knew about it, so we realized that you two are friends of gentlemen.If they don't know, don't they think that you are longing for grace? "

Now, Xiao Xuanzhi, Yaoyue, and Lianxing have already obtained the permission of Emperor Yuanhao, so they don't need to pay him respectful words in private.

Not only that, Emperor Yuanhao also enshrined the three of them as "History of Moon Girl", "History of Star Girl" and "History of Xiao Girl" in private, treating each other with respect and reverence with the etiquette of teachers.

Xiao Xuanzhi pursed her lips, and said with a snort: "But... I don't have a promotion right now, do I? According to the regulations, a concubine can be promoted after she goes to bed.

But I'm still a nobleman of the sixth rank... You said, if they use their brains a little, they should be able to realize that I have never served in bed? "

Yaoyue spread her hands: "They are trying to prevent problems before they happen.~~ Think about it, the emperor runs to you every day, isn't it sooner or later that you will be favored?——

Teach me, Hao Zi is still too diligent to run to you.If I were an ordinary palace man, I would also think that you have won his special favor.

In the harem, the more favored the emperor was, the more they lived like walking on thin ice.What's more, your status is still low, and you are only at the sixth rank.

Don't say it's a queen or concubine, just any noble concubine or Ronghua, if you want to clean up your noble lady Xiao, wouldn't it be a matter of raising your hand? "

Xiao Xuanzhi rubbed his nose, drooped his face, and said in pain: "Sister Yaoyue...you...you are going to let me go to court every day, right?..."

Yaoyue nodded indifferently: "That's right. If you go to the court to discuss matters with Haozi, or go to the study to discuss matters, then he doesn't have to travel across the mountains every day.

After all, you are still Haozi's concubine in public, if the limelight gets too big... Aren't you afraid that other concubines will send people to see you near Jianshan Palace, and watch you in some dark place?

Let me tell you, our family only has three heads and six eyes. If someone comes to watch you, they are in the dark and you are in the light, but can we guard against it?

——Besides, when the time comes, you won't be able to guarantee that your identity as the 'Lord Xiaoyao' will be exposed at the same time? "

Xiao Xuanzhi couldn't help but shuddered with fright, with a dignified expression.

Just a moment later, she changed into a mournful face again: "Sister Yaoyue... I really can't bear to be wrapped up in a chest cloth every day into a big meat dumpling!... I was fine when I was young, there was nothing My son's chest, just wrap it around.

But now, I will be 20 years old in a few months, and even though I try my best to avoid touching those fatty things on a daily basis, my breasts are still bulging more and more... I really... …Carry, no, live, ah! ..."

Yaoyue raised her brows and jokingly said, "You are plump~~"

Xiao Xuanzhi's pretty face flushed, and she lowered her eyes and said, "Don't make fun of me...I hate it!..."

Yaoyue smiled slightly, and said softly: "Xiao Xiao, I remember, Haozi once told you that if you want to belong to him one day, he will let this 'Nobleman Xiao' die of a sudden illness, and then, quietly Let you go out of the palace, and be reconciled with your golden jade and harp, and go to be that idle cloud and wild crane at will—now, have you ever touched the hearts and minds of your daughter's family?"

Xiao Xuanzhi covered his face with his hands, stomped his feet shyly, turned his head away, and snorted: "Shut up! Just make fun of me! I... Even if I want to marry, I want to marry that well-educated and gentle man!

Take a look at this vulgar, savage bastard with a dirty mouth all over the street, I feel sick just looking at it!It also affects the mind and feelings of the fart!I'm disgusted that they are too late!vomit! -"

Saying that, Xiao Xuanzhi frowned, bowed down, and pretended to be nauseated.

Yaoyue couldn't help laughing until she fell down.

After a while, Yaoyue regained his expression, stared at Xiao Xuanzhi, and said softly: "Xiao Xiao, gentle men are rare in this world, but there are quite a few gentle women, why don't you?"

There seemed to be some unexplained tenderness in her eyes.

Staring at Xiao Xuanzhi made her whole body go numb, with goosebumps all over her body.

"No! Of course it's okay!!—Why not?! Who said it's okay?!——This combination of yin and yang is the eternal way of the world, the law of heaven and the law of ethics!... If... If you let me face a woman naked, Doing that upside-down thing... Hey! You really might as well kill me with one knife!

Rather than this, I'd rather catch a bastard and a big bastard to come to the house and make a mess of it! ..." Xiao Xuanzhi felt nauseated while talking, and seemed to really want to vomit.

This time, she didn't seem to be pretending anymore.

Yaoyue leaned back and laughed for a long time, until tears filled her eyes.

After a long time, Yaoyue looked at Xiao Xuanzhi amusedly, while shaking her head helplessly and tearing with her fingertips, she said in a half-hoarse voice, seemingly puzzled, "Xiao Xiao, you don't always take pity on women, Are you willing to get close to a woman? How can you still make such a fuss?"

Xiao Xuanzhi raised eyebrows and eyes, and said seriously: "Pity is pity, closeness is closeness! Who said that pity and closeness are going to do things with that person?!——

You see, I pity and get close to you and Sister Lianxing from the bottom of my heart, but I never thought of having those kind of love affairs with you! "

Yaoyue smiled tactfully, and hooked her eyes: "But I don't mind~~"

Xiao Xuanzhi's scalp exploded, and he stared and said, "I mind!"

Yaoyue smiled: "Oh? You hate me? Think my body makes you nauseous?"

Xiao Xuanzhi lowered his eyes slightly, raised his forehead and said: "Well...not really... In short, it's... 噫! In short, it's just too weird!..."

"Oh? Strange? Could it be that something strange has entered the room?"

This is Lian Xing's voice.

Xiao Xuanzhi looked at the door anxiously, Lian Xing was leaning against the door frame and looking at her with a smile: "Xiao Xiao, did I miss something very interesting?~~"

Xiao Xuanzhi's scalp was numb, and he held his nostrils and said bitterly: "I didn't miss it! You came just in time! Hurry up and tie up Sister Yaoyue for me, shut the door in the firewood room and think about it behind closed doors! ——This damned pesterer ! All the nonsense and frivolity of me here!—

alright!Get out of here quickly!The king is going to change clothes!Men and women can't kiss each other! "

Talking there bluffing, Xiao Xuanzhi got up and pushed Yaoyue towards the door.

Lianxing pursed her lips and smiled, and said softly: "You are the 'Prince Xiaoyao' in front of others, but you are 'Sister Xiao Xiao' in front of us.——

My Xiaoxiao, you said, you and I are both women, and I also have the flesh on your body, how can you be afraid of showing others? ~~——Thinking about it this way, it seems that we have never served you to bathe and change clothes? ~~”

Yaoyue nodded, and echoed: "It's just~~ the day I just entered the palace, I was still thinking about feasting my eyes~~

As a result, who would have thought that as soon as our family Xiao Xiao entered the bathing room, he blocked us out.Not only that, but she closed the door and unbarred it.It's really unreasonable to hide and tuck it up there, without letting anyone see it~~"

Xiao Xuanzhi gritted her molars, her face was swollen, she held her nostrils, pretending to be angry and said: "Shut up! I hate it! Get out! If you talk nonsense, I will ignore you!—"

"Suddenly" the door of the palace was closed with a sound, and the latch was dropped.

Xiao Xuanzhi leaned back against the palace door and sighed heavily, then staggered and walked towards the room there.

After standing there in a daze for a long time, Xiao Xuanzhi murmured in a daze, "I... don't hate it... huh... how could I hate it?... It is said in the book that my daughter's exquisite body It's all made of water. I...I always want to get close...

Sister Lian Xing, do you know that I...I really wish I could be born as a man, give you a title, love and cherish you...I just..."

Xiao Xuanzhi slowly took off his clothes in front of the bronze mirror with a blank expression.

In the mirror, a huge scar extending from the left armpit to the right chest can be seen impressively.

It lies there horizontally like an ugly and hateful long snake, which is disgusting and shocking.

Not only that, her limbs and torso were also covered with many scars of different lengths, as if they had been cut open by the sharp knife and then grew fleshy scars.

"Heh... I just... think my own body is too ugly..."

With trembling fingertips, Xiao Xuanzhi gently stroked the scar on his chest.

In the voice, there was a trace of choked sobs.

After drooping his eyes and sighing, Xiao Xuanzhi took the folded chest cloth on the table, wrapped it tightly around his upper body, and then joked with himself: "If such an ugly body is given to some man Look, it doesn’t matter. They are born rough and careless. I don’t think he is unshaven and covered in monkey hair. Why should he think I am covered in scars?  …

If... If a good girl from some family sees my appearance like a living ghost... Heh, wouldn't that scare her to death? ... In this case, it is better to take this ghost-like body to the eyes of some man. Anyway, it is not a hindrance if it hurts the eyes of a man.Anyway, I won't feel sorry for him, if he looks itchy, then go away~~ hee..."

After getting dressed, she put on her makeup, put on a mustache stretched across her upper lip, changed into men's clothes, and put on the prince's badge——

So, under the cover of Lian Xing, she, Xiao Xuanzhi, slipped out of the mountain palace from the secluded backyard as usual, and took a detour back to the imperial garden, and immediately, swaggered and slapped her hands Fan, walking on the corridor facing the water.

The meandering stream went further away, Xiao Xuanzhi had just dismissed a little eunuch standing by the roadside, showed him his badge, and sent him to get a sedan chair for himself.

In the sedan chair, Xiao Xuanzhi hummed a little tune, and swaggered out of the palace to watch plays and listen to books.