Count the romantic figures, but also look at the young men in brothels

"Hey! Late! Late!"

But I saw a romantic young man, carrying a big book case, panting, three steps at a time and two steps towards the front, shaking his hands to wipe his sweat, and lifting his shoulder straps, his running was so funny, he muttered: "Time will not wait for me." ! Time waits for me!"

What do you judges think?Is the young master's urgency to attend the banquet for the exam?

No!No!Let's see what people say to the young master.

"Young Master, it's too late. The drunken beauty Xiaonan has already married someone, and I'm afraid there will be no young chicks who have not yet broken up." A romantic hand with the appearance of a businessman, when he saw this young master, he knew what he wanted to do, and he waved his fan. And shook his head.

The young master didn't think so, but he bowed and thanked him: "Thank you, brother, for your suggestion, but Xiaosheng has made up his mind, and he must find one this time, so let's just leave it."

The man just said it casually, never thought that the young master was so polite, and he laughed a little, thinking that the young master might not understand the Taoism, so he covered his sleeves and whispered to him: "Young master, please remember, this little Nanhou. The most interesting ones are those who are thirteen or fourteen years old; those who are under twelve and drooping can't stand it, can't stand tossing over, and are born to cry a lot, and get upset; Tossing and tossing, but the bones of the body are so stiff, not as good as that thirteen or fourteen-year-old child."

After finishing speaking, he patted the young master on the shoulder, showing a smile that only people in the same way know.

The young master shuddered, and then asked: "This 13-year-old boy, may he carry this big book on my back?"

The businessman looked at it, supported it for a while, and then slapped the young master with his palm. The force was so great that the young master couldn't help but staggered a few steps forward, and then he heard him laughing and scolding: "Young master, it doesn't make sense. After a lot of love from you, the daytime is when you are weak and embarrassing, how can you be so unsympathetic and make him bear some heavy burdens?"

The young master beat his head like a clock, and thought, "I just need to find a fifteen-year-old boy."But he said to the businessman: "Thank you, kind man, for your suggestion. I'll go now. I have to find a good one."

"Hey!" The businessman said with a smile, "Go ahead, forget-me-not."

The two let it go.

The young master was running all the way again, and when he arrived at the door of the drunken beauty, he saw a sea of ​​people, upstairs and downstairs, and under the trees, there were people watching the excitement. He stopped immediately, unloaded the book case, and sent it to a merchant.Then he pulled off the bronze mirror, flicked the crown hat against the mirror, and pulled the clothes, which removed the dust and sorrow, and added a bit of handsomeness.

The young master looked him up and down, couldn't help shaking his head and said: "There is such a romantic young man in the world, who is better than Song Yu and Pan An. Sigh, such a talented person still has to take the imperial examination, the sky is jealous of the talented, and the mother of the earth has no eyes!"

The young master straightened his clothes and lamented his miserable life experience, then took out a fan, brushed aside the crowd, and walked in leisurely.

Zui Hongyan is the top Nanguan Building in Wuxian Town, which is equally popular with the well-known No. [-] brothel in the world. It accommodates the wandering beauties of the Daxing Dynasty. It spread from two places.

Since last year, Drunk Beauty has declared: On Chinese Valentine's Day in the coming year, we will sell a batch of youngsters who have already grown up but have not been humanized. If you want to hurry up, the one with the highest price will get it.

The young master was eighteen years old, and on his way to the township examination, he died of a sudden illness due to Shutong.There is no other way, this young man who has been provided with delicacies from mountains and seas since he was a child, had to be patient and carry his suitcase. Within two days, he felt that his eyes were dark and he had no way to live, so he had to buy a bookboy.

On the way, I accidentally bumped into Yijuzi and his book boy doing the cloud and rain, and felt itchy for a while, so I thought: This book boy has never been done before, and I am not familiar with this way. The □□er's Nan Guan can kill two birds with one stone.

The truth came to Wuxian Town, the audience shook their heads and fanned their fans and talked about the drunken beauty's affairs today, the young master was startled, and smiled and said: "God help me!" Then he rushed over in a hurry. Having finished their talent show, they are standing in a row with their faces covered, waiting for guests to bid for the first night.

As soon as the young master entered the arena, he felt that the stage was full of flowers and flowers, and all the charming flowers secretly looked at him with a smile. , walked up to the stage with big strides, bowed to everyone, and said: "Thanks to the gentlemen for not giving up, let's listen to Xiaosheng's words, today the drunk girl is going to sell the little girl with great fanfare, but we really don't know what her appearance is like, even if it is I have watched it a hundred times through the curtain, but there is nothing wrong with it. Xiaosheng is arrogant. I would like to touch Xiaoerlang and other bones with my own hands, and be judged by the gentlemen. I have nothing to suffer, and I have lost money. What do you think? ?”

This is a good idea. Since ancient times, it is impossible to touch the prostitute before he is ordered. The whore officer really doesn't know what is going on under the skin. Hearing the nonsense of this turtle man, he can't do anything. Today, someone is risking the world. It's a big mistake to try it yourself. Although it seems a bit of an advantage, it is true.

"You can still give it a try."

"Yes."

"Very good!"

All the prostitutes laughed strangely, clapped their hands, snickered, and erupted in joy.However, the drunk and red-faced Turtle was so angry that his face turned blue, he turned his green face, and scolded the demented thugs in the hall: "Hurry up and tear him down, what do you do? You are so ignorant!"

The thugs rushed forward, seeing that the situation was not right, the prostitutes were full of loyalty, and some people shouted: "Don't sit on the sidelines, my brother, you have worked so hard, we also need to help him to repay his great virtue!"

"Of course! Of course!"

"I'll wait and see for my brother's comment, you don't have to worry about troubles in the audience."

The young master laughed, so Dayi blindfolded his eyes with a fragrant handkerchief, and walked up to the leader of the row, Nan Guan'er, and said solemnly: "I offended you so much, please don't take offense." Feeling that the thin waist in the hands is no different from that of a woman; the hands slide to the double mounds again, and when touched slightly, they are elastic.In the end, I traced the facial features with my hands, the eyes, nose and mouth are all in order, and there is no squinting of the eyes, so I said to the audience in a loud voice: "This girl is genuine, all gentlemen, please bid quickly."

Immediately, there was another commotion in the audience, vying to shout the price to Mr. Gui, "I will pay you five taels of silver."

"I'm twelve."

"20 taels."

"35 taels, not too much, I hope you gentlemen will be careful." Someone maturely advised, fearing that the prostitutes would fall into a competition, which would make Mr. Turtle cheaper.

In the end, the little boy who was originally priced at 20 taels was ordered by the 35 taels merchant.Mr. Gui didn't throw things anymore, he turned his head and snickered, and played tricks on the thugs in the arena, telling them to take it easy, and don't delay the young master's evaluation.

"This boy's body is a little weak, and he needs to be raised for a few more months. Don't miss that brother who loves the fragrance and cherishes the jade." The young master commented on another person, and the audience scrambled, and he had to snatch the title of "love the fragrance and cherish the jade". Can't do it.

"This little boy is wonderful..."

"This one has icy muscles and fine bones... It's just that there are some scars on this little face, you can do it yourself."

"..."

When it came to the last one, the young master touched it up and down twice, the tip of his nose could not stop sniffing like a dog in spring, he was concentrating on touching the third time, the young man couldn't bear the shyness, so he backed away repeatedly. Far away, the two unknowingly hid behind the crowd.

The young master touched the double mounds of his waist and cheeks, then lifted the silk handkerchief, casually sniffed at the beauty spot between his eyebrows for a while, then scented his mouth, and said with a smile: "This can be regarded as A marriage made in heaven, the little beauty will go with my young master now."

After finishing speaking, he sighed before speaking to the crowd who were listening to his comments with their necks stretched: "Hey! I forgot to click on the beauty in front of me. It's not cheap, gentlemen. Xiaosheng Yousha has no one to accompany you tonight. This last one... Hey, if you gentlemen feel pity for his loneliness, you should order him yourself, so that he will not be punished by the tortoise. I really don't want to hurt Lang'er's mind like this, but I dare not deceive you, if you gentlemen If you don’t give up, Xiaosheng will send Buddha to the west, give him twenty silver coins to redeem him, and put him in my door to settle down as a school boy."

After speaking, he pulled off the blindfolded silk handkerchief, pretended to wipe the weasel tears from the corners of his eyes, shook his head and stepped off the stage, and never looked back at the masked little girl.

"Hey! Why is it so unbearable, the redemption is only worth 20 taels!"

"Isn't it the appearance of a yaksha? From my perspective, its appearance is also very good."

"No! From my point of view, this little boy is afraid that he can't bear that thing, or he has a hidden disease. The young master can't bear to be treated as an outsider, and he feels sorry for his loneliness, so he wants to redeem him to be a servant, serving tea and water. It’s all about dragging.”

"Young Master is really a kind person! I will wait and do my best to pity that young lady once, accumulate some blessings, and meet a kind person like Young Master next year. Choose a good one!"

"Very good! Very good," everyone readily agreed.

Mr. Turtle gritted his silver teeth, and spat on the ground bitterly. His hard-working little boy, 20 taels of silver, was coaxed by the crowd to redeem himself.He said angrily to the chief culprit: "The officials are so unscrupulous. I have worked hard to cultivate them for ten years. I have nothing to lose. I have a lot of money. I don't say anything, but I really can't bear to lie for you. Now I swear to this, and a hundred taels of silver will be enough." Redemption is a lot of money."

"Hey? It's interesting to have annoyed the bustard."

After hearing this, the young master turned Yushu Linfeng's body around and said with a loud smile, "Come on, if Mr. Gui insists on this, then it will be regarded as a small mistake, and if you donate a hundred taels of silver, it will be regarded as a seven-level pagoda. "

"You——" Mr. Turtle was so angry that he didn't come up at a stretch, coughed loudly, and glanced across the audience in a blink of an eye, but seeing everyone whispering, they seemed to be mocking him, a fish and meat boy, playing with a bunch of customers.Everyone was indignant, filled with righteous indignation and wanted to seek justice for that unreasonable person, and suddenly became more angry, wishing to take off the silk shoes under his feet, and smell him faintly.

"Take someone and get out!" Gui Gong roared at the young man, he had no time to look at the different faces of the young men on the stage, he was afraid that this apprentice would talk again and provoke the other young men to redeem themselves Ji's mind.

"No! No!" The young master shook his head when he heard the words. He went up to the stage with a fan, led the young lady down, went to the bustard, took out something from his bosom and handed it to him, vowing: "Since In this way, I will give you one tael of silver more, and please ask Mr. Gui to give me his contract of sale."

Mr. Gui immediately cast his furious white eyes at him, but he could only smile at the spring breeze to himself, but he had no choice but to vent his anger on the idiot in the hall, the thug, and said angrily: "Go find it soon, and you will be a prick." Do you want to watch a monkey show?"

On the face of the young master, there was no difference, but he smiled in his heart and said, "Isn't this time just playing with a monkey?"

He said a few words back and forth, but it caused the audience to burst into laughter. Everyone praised him: "Young master's heart is comparable to Bigan, with that extra trick; but he is also like that boudoir daughter, as thin as a hair, I really admire him! "

Not long after, the young master took the deed of prostitution and put it in his arms, leading the masked young men, bowing to each other and saying goodbye to the prostitutes with smiles.

Wouldn't it be nice not to see each other from the corners of the world, and no one could understand his outrageous lies?

I never thought that the young master would be smart for the rest of his life, but he missed out on this young man alone. He made people watch from the beginning to the end, and he had already laughed countless times in his heart. His bluffing trick.

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