[Three Kingdoms][Guo Xun] On the correct posture of chasing male gods

Lord, I am obviously a man, so how can such an unreasonable name be applied to me? "

Xia Houyuan raised a question mark: "...Huh? What are you talking about?"

Zhang He said with disgust: "Zhu Gusheng! Goodbye!"

He walked two steps, came back and grabbed Xia Houyuan, and said angrily, "I almost forgot! You pay me for my clothes first!"

Time flies, two years have passed.Although Cao Cao and Xun Yu are very low-key, the relationship between them is no longer a secret.

As Cao Cao himself promised, he really took it easy, which made many people feel unbelievable.

Although there was no news from Xiahoudun for many years, with the company of his lover, the missing part of Cao Cao's heart was finally filled with steady flow.

Just looking back on the past, I still feel ashamed and regretful.

But unsatisfactory things in life, after all, out of ten.How can fish and bear's paw have both?

On Cao Cao's 35th birthday, he didn't do much.Cao Chong, who turned seven not long ago, underwent a major operation because of a congenital heart disease.With a 30% chance of success in the operation, luck came to Cao Chong.

Cao Chong is still in the hospital waiting for recovery, but he insists that Cao Cao's birthday is not allowed to spend with him in the hospital.

However, Cao Cao didn't have much in mind, he just wanted to spend his birthday quietly with Wen Ruo'an, he even sent Cao Pi to find Sima Yi, who had just gotten married recently, and kicked a shining light bulb out of the house himself.

Cao's house has its own chef, and Xun Yu is usually busy with a lot of things, so he doesn't have many opportunities to cook, but for Cao Cao's wish, on his birthday, he still cooks a few dishes himself.

Seeing that Xun Yu had prepared the dishes, Cao Cao quickly put down his mobile phone and graciously helped serve them to the table.Xun Yu glanced at his mobile phone, saw the sports news page, and asked, "Are you still playing football?"

Cao Cao said with a smile: "No, you said two years ago that you don't want me to be a bad player, so I quit completely. Just follow the progress of international competitions casually."

The two had dinner quietly, but Cao Cao suddenly said, "Wen Ruo, before I met you, I haven't felt so peaceful and happy for a long time. I'm really... grateful to you."

Xun Yu smiled softly: "Without you, I would not have the life I have now, and I also want to thank you."

Cao Cao's cell phone rang. He glanced at it and said with a smile, "Ziwen's WeChat, wish me a happy birthday."

"What about Zijian?"

"Zijian hasn't sent a message yet, but it's probably just now. Zijian... well, I think back then, when this kid left, he tugged at Zihuan and my sleeves with snot and tears. Weeping and crying, he said that we should wait for him to come back. But these years have grown up, and his mind has changed. He is no longer as sticky as before. It seems that he may also be like Ziwen, planning to stay in the abroad."

Xun Yu held his hand comfortingly: "It's okay, Zihuan is still by your side, and...we still have Chong'er."

"Yes...Chong'er. He survived the operation smoothly. I really, really... have to say thank you to God."

The conversation between the two was interrupted by the ringing of Cao Cao's mobile phone. Cao Cao and Xun Yu said something, got up and walked away to answer the phone: "It's Zijian's call, I'll answer it."

The phone call between Cao Cao and Cao Zhi was a bit long.

Xun Yu piled up the used tableware in the kitchen, went back to the living room and turned on the TV. The current channel of the TV was City A News.

"...a ten-year-old boy died tragically on the street. The police have cordoned off the area. The cause of death was violence. Further investigation is still in progress."

Sitting on the sofa, Xun Yu stared blankly at the picture on the TV screen, and suddenly shed a line of tears.

Cao Cao, who just hung up the phone, was very surprised when he saw this scene. He walked back to the living room, held his shoulders, and pulled him into his arms: "Wen Ruo, why are you suddenly unhappy?"

However, Xun Yu also seemed very surprised: "I...cry? I didn't even notice it myself. Just now...what happened?"

Cao Cao put his arms around him, and kissed his forehead distressedly: "Don't look at this, it makes you feel bad. Let's go upstairs and rest early today."

Xun Yu nodded obediently, but when he walked up the stairs, he stopped again and turned his head in a sense of loss.

However, the news report has ended and has automatically switched to advertising.

On the stairs, Cao Cao held his face in his arms, pushed his head back, and kissed him tenderly.Xun Yu closed his eyes and responded gently.

After a while, Xun Yu moved a little away and said with a smile, "Meng De, happy birthday."

"With you by my side, it's my best birthday. Now... I'm going to accept this birthday present." Cao Cao picked him up and walked back to the bedroom.

In the early morning of the next day, Cao Cao's cell phone vibrated, he opened his eyes, and got off the bed lightly.

Cao Cao walked out of the bedroom and answered the phone: "Is there a result?"

"Mr. Cao, according to our investigation results, Mr. Xun should not know the victim in the news report last night."

Cao Cao replied in a deep voice, "I see", and then put away the line.He looked at the sky outside the window, shook his head and smiled: "It seems that I think too much. Wen Ruo is sometimes sentimental, and it's... really cute."

He walked back to the warm bedroom and lay back on the bed.Xun Yu was awakened by his movement.

Cao Cao smiled, held him in his arms, kissed his bare shoulders that were exposed outside the quilt, pulled the quilt for him, and said softly: "I was tired last night, it's only six o'clock, you can sleep a little longer."

Xun Yu closed his eyes as he said, Cao Cao propped himself up on the pillow, watched his defenseless sleeping face for a while, and suddenly asked, "Wen Ruo, are you asleep?"

Hearing Cao Cao's voice, Xun Yu opened his eyes in a daze.

"When we are free, let's go abroad to get married."

Xun Yu woke up suddenly, he was stunned for a while, and then he smiled and said: "We can just live our own lives, and we don't need this false name."

"Wen Ruo, do you know? That guy Miaocai has already opened his mind. Two days ago, he told me that he has fallen in love with one of Yuan Benchu's subordinates. How can I fall behind him? Let's talk about my love for you." Feelings, it's time to need a proof."

"..."

"Zhang Yun has surrendered to me. As for me, I have also connected to an insider named Xu You. We have a very important insider, we must act first, and we will fight from Yuan's house in two months."

Cao Cao leaned over and kissed him: "I know, you don't have to worry, we will settle the Tang family sooner or later."

"...Xu You may be useful for a while, but in the long run..." Xun Yu didn't like others talking behind their backs, so he just shook his head when he said this.

"Well, I believe you. You see that people are always accurate. When this person comes, we will see each other again. Besides, with you here, what are you afraid of?"

"……it is good."

"Also, Cao Pi's little boyfriend, Sima Yi, is quite capable. He is currently studying how to hack into Dong Zhuo's database. Let's take down Yuan Shu first, and then take Dong Zhuo down. After the southwest is calmed down, we will deal with the ones in the north. The Tang family."

Xun Yu was silent for a moment and said, "I really... lost to you. These few battles are not easy to fight, I don't want you to..."

"So...you have to promise if you promise, or you have to promise if you don't." Cao Cao triumphantly interrupted him: "If you get on Cao Mengde's pirate ship, you, Xun Wenruo, don't even think about getting off. If there is anything wrong, it's natural. We have to face it together.”

"...Okay. Anyway, let's face it together." Xun Yu smiled quietly.

The sunshine outside the window spilled into the room, and it was another new day.

The road ahead is long, but fearless.

Because there will be two people, shoulder to shoulder.

【IF Line-Cao Xun Wan】

The author has something to say: this IF line is the product of Liangfen’s brain opening.

If Pi Shao had chosen to go left back then, he would have met Sima many years in advance, and then Cao Xun would have become acquainted, Yuan Die would have had the chance to meet, Cao Chong had survived, Guo Jia had never appeared, Xiao Zhizi and Pi Shao regretted no later....

But you don't have to take it seriously, the future plot will still follow the previous plot line.

Except for the age difference between Guo and Xun according to the historical facts, Mr. Cao’s age was randomly set by me...well...Cao Cao is 35, Xun Yu is 18, so Cao Cao is almost a generation older than Xun Yu ORZ

The original Gudan jelly has just started to be updated....As I said before, I will suspend the update of this article after I finish writing the episode, and write original ones. o)

I swear this is the last time I lose my address, please don't bother me, just get out

"Three Points to the Bone"

Guo Xun-You are in my palm (1)

The senior executives of Dawei Pharmaceutical sat around in the conference room, looking at each other, without speaking for a moment.

Boss Cao felt that something was wrong in the company today.

Xun Yu didn't come to work again.

If he asked for leave last week, it can be understood that on Guo Jia’s 20th birthday, he was too crazy to get out of bed with his ancestor.Then after a weekend, he continued to be absent from work today, which finally made Cao Cao suspicious.

Today, the company's internal meeting will release a new drug, which is the result of Xun Yu's hard work for half a year.No matter how much he let Guo Jia go, he would never allow him to mess around like this.

And what Cao Cao didn't expect was that Guo Jia actually appeared in the meeting room in a suit and leather shoes.

Guo Jiaqing cleared his throat and said, "Wen Ruo is not feeling well, so I won't be able to come today. I will host this exhibition in his place."

Everyone looked at Guo Jia in horror.

Boss Cao has known Guo Jia for almost ten years, but he has never seen him wear formal clothes.He was wearing a white suit and a wine red shirt with a coquettish high collar, two buttons were deliberately undone, exposing a small piece of chest, and a light gold tie of the same color as his hair, which he casually tied in a knot and hung on his chest.

Is this guy really here for work and not for the catwalk?Boss Cao recognized that this suit belonged to Xun Yu. He had only seen Xun Yu wear it once, because the effect was so outstanding that everyone stared at him, which made Xun Yu very uncomfortable. Never saw him wear it again.

It's not the scariest thing, though.

It's only been a weekend - Guo Fengxiao has long hair!

I don't know what he was thinking, but suddenly changed to such a unique hairstyle.His long, light-blond hair was combed into a thick braid from the side, and hung softly on his shoulders.This outfit is already coquettish|too bad, and with long hair...

This is simply a violation of the rules - Xun Yu doesn't care? !

However, Uncle Dun was sitting on the left hand side of Boss Cao, with one hand already touching the boss's thigh with a hint of warning.Cao Cao had no choice but to look away from Guo Jia with difficulty, and smiled at the wall behind him, "Then let's start."

Guo Jia directly moved a chair, sat lazily on it, opened the PPT, and began to talk.

The wording of the PPT is rigorous and well-conceived. Based on Boss Cao's understanding of Xun Yu, this PPT must have been done by him.It's just that at such a formal occasion, if Wen Ruo comes in person, he must be neatly dressed and meticulously standing in front of the projection screen and talking, instead of sitting on a chair with his legs crossed like Guo Jia, with a face like "I'm condescending!" Let's play with you" uncle.

Since Guo Jia worked under Cao Cao, he has been in charge of network technology and information security. As for replacing Wen Ruolai in charge of the development and release of physical products, it is really a bit of an overreach.Cao Pi, who had always been at odds with Guo Jia, frowned when he saw his lazy appearance.However, in view of his relationship with Xun Yu and Cao Cao, no one would say anything clearly.

The exhibition went smoothly in a strange atmosphere. While looking at Guo Jia, Boss Cao wondered suspiciously, "Where did Wen Ruo go?"

After the meeting, Guo Jia ignored Cao Zhi who wanted to talk to him, and walked into Xun Yu's private office.As soon as he entered the room, he locked the door. He walked to the single bathroom in the office, looked in the mirror, and brushed away the braids on his shoulders...

"Wen Ruo, are you okay?"

The very small man who was holding Guo Jia's high neckline tightly and blocked by his long hair replied: "Well, you let me down."

Guo Jia quickly took Xun Yu off his shoulders with both hands, and looked at the mini version of Wen Ruo, which was not as big as his own palm, sitting on his palm, and couldn't hide his depressed and confused expression.Seeing his appearance, Guo Jia couldn't help it, and poked his pink tutu skirt with his fingers.

Xun Yu hurriedly pushed Guo Jia's fingers away with both hands: "Don't make trouble! You know I don't want to wear a skirt [-]

"No way~ Jia will arrange your clothes for you, it's a little rolled up here."

Guo Jia did it on purpose.

In the third year of being together, Xun Yu, who already knew Guo Jia's inferiority, knew what his plans were.However, when he became smaller and no one had rights, Xun Yu tried his best to hold on to the hem of the skirt to prevent it from being exposed, and then endured it.

"I know you don't want to wear it." Guo Jia put him in the palm of his hand, and smiled without sincerity: "But you have become so small, and all the toy stores sell clothes for girl dolls. I didn't find a small one. Men's clothes, I have to wrong you."

What Guo Jia said was also true, Xun Yu, who was extremely depressed, gave up the verbal battle with Guo Jia and remained silent.

Xun Yu inexplicably became smaller, which happened to happen on Guo Jia's 20th birthday.They were fine the next day, and at night they shared the cake together, Guo Jia made his wish, Xun Yu was tortured by him for half a month, and finally agreed to play some new tricks with Guo Jia on his birthday... Who would have thought of Guo Jia Jia went to the bathroom, and Xun Wenruo, who was waiting for him on the bed, suddenly became smaller.

"Wen Ruo, on my birthday, I agreed that you would let me do whatever I want. But I haven't done anything, and you have become so small. Tell me, how will you compensate me?" Guo Jia complained coquettishly.

"...Is this my fault?" Xun Yu was calm on the face, but his heart was somewhat broken: "How did I become so small?"

"I do not know."

Xun Yu looked at Guo Jia, very serious: "You really don't know? You are not in a hurry, nor are you wondering why. Guo Jia, we have been together for three years, don't try to lie to me. You must know something, be honest with me. Confession [-]

If the usual Xun Yu looked at him this way, Guo Jia would have been scared, and before Wen Ruo gave orders, he would obediently kneel down to the computer motherboard.However, Xun Wenruo is so small and cute at this time, and he is still wearing such a cute pink tutu skirt - because he can't buy ultra-small panties, Guo Jia knows that there are bare legs under the skirt...

Guo Jia looked at the person in his hand, his eyes wandered for a moment, pink bubbles rose automatically on his head, he licked his lips, and said very affectionately: "Baby, you look so attractive now , I can't wait to make you bigger right away, and then press you on the desk to fuck| have fun~ Let's have sex with you in your office... I've wanted to do this for a long time."

"...Guo Fengxiao! Can you stop thinking about this kind of thing in your mind for a minute!"

"It's been a week! It's been a week!!! You can watch but not eat every day! Baby, are you going to suffocate your husband to death!?"

Usually Guo Jia was given ten guts, but he didn't dare to tease Xun Yu like this.However, facing the miniature version of Wen Ruo who made him so excited, his angry eyes were so cute that they were almost bubbling, which really didn't have the usual deterrent effect.

Seeing that Xun Wenruo's head seemed to be smoking when he molested him, Guo Jia finally accepted it.He pretended to clear his throat, and said, "Grab my collar. Wen Ruo, let's go home."

Although Xun Yu has only been younger for a few days, Guo Jia is still very conscientious in preparing everything for him.He opened the door of the house, put Xun Yu on the TV coffee table, turned on the TV, tuned to the documentary channel, and made sure that what Xun Yu was interested in would be shown here, and saw Xun Yu consciously sitting on Guo Jia to buy it for him. Guo Jia changed his suit and wig at ease, and walked into the kitchen.

Since the two lived together, because Guo Jia likes to eat the dishes made by Xun Yu, Xun Yu's already good craftsmanship has directly improved to the level of a chef by leaps and bounds.However, he doesn't want his lover to be too tired, so he has already mastered the proficiency in the usual tasks of grocery shopping, washing vegetables, washing pots and dishes.

Although the cooking skill points are not full yet, he has never eaten pork and has seen pigs running. He watches Xun Yu cook in the kitchen every day, and Guo Jia is not stupid. Xun Yu, it can't be called unpalatable.

An hour later, Guo Jia brought the dishes to the table.Xun Yu was also transferred from the coffee table to the dining table by him, and the two of them looked at the dishes on the table.

Rice is small rice.The vegetables were spinach mixed with sesame oil, and the spinach was almost chopped into a puree by Guo Jia.The meat is thinly sliced ​​beef minced by Guo Jia, stewed thoroughly with the prepared sauce.Dessert is mashed steamed taro with honey and strawberry jam.

All the dishes ensure that even after Xun Yu becomes a miniature version, he can definitely eat normally.It not only allows his small body to eat, but also ensures the balanced nutrition.

Guo Jia handed the small bowl and spoon to Xun Yu who had been scalded with hot water and let it cool down. Then he took off his apron, grabbed a piece of paper to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and asked: " I've been waiting for Wen Ruo for a long time, are you hungry?"

Even though Xun Yu has been depressed recently, looking at the table in front of him with carefully prepared meals for him, he has no choice but to be moved.

Guo Jia has wisdom and sensitivity that are different from ordinary people.When his clever mind is used on himself, he is surprisingly empathetic, and has a tacit understanding without words.

After Xun Yu grew up, many things in daily life became very inconvenient. With his personality, he didn't like to bother Guo Jia with everything.But Guo Jia put all his energy on him. Many times, Xun Yu didn't need to say anything, Guo Jia already knew what he wanted.

These days, Guo Jia held him in the palm of his hand and cared for him meticulously and considerately.This made Xun Yu very moved...but also very uncomfortable.

How to put it, Xun Yu used to be a healthy and normal human being, but now he has been reduced to the point where he even needs his lover to help him go to the toilet, and he has almost suddenly become a tenth-level disabled person.For Xun Yu who has a strong self-esteem, this is really hard for him.

Fortunately, although Guo Jia is much younger than himself, he is very reliable.Xun Yu never said that he was anxious and worried, and Guo Jia didn't force him to ask, but his already sweet mouth is now even more sweet talk every day.He is even more thoughtful about all the trivial things in life.This made Xun Yu feel very comforted.

By Guo Jia's side, Xun Yu felt at ease.Whether a person is reliable or not has nothing to do with age, but only with character and ability.

"Wen Ruo, is this delicious?" Seeing Xun Yu scooping up some taro paste with a spoon, Guo Jia looked at him with bright eyes, like a small animal waiting for his master's confirmation, so Xun Yu had to coax, "It tastes delicious." That’s right, Feng Xiao is really capable.”

After being praised by his lover, Guo Jia squinted his eyes with a smile, and the whole person looked radiant: "That's great, my craftsmanship is not as good as yours. I saw that you didn't eat much these days, so it's not that I dislike my cooking. , let’s eat more today.”

What he said was very good. Xun Yu's appetite has been poor these days because he was in a bad mood. Guo Jia also saw it, so he labeled himself as "dislike my cooking", Xun Yu had no choice but to force himself to eat more.

Guo Jia looked at Xun Yu with good eyes, and suddenly said: "Actually, if you keep doing this, there is nothing wrong with it."

Xun Yu was taken aback, and couldn't help but put down the small spoon in his hand, surprised that Guo Jia would say such a thing.

Guo Jia smiled: "I'm younger than you. When we first got together, they all thought that you and I must suffer... I used to live a casual and sloppy life. I really don't know how to take care of myself, and I don't blame them for it." Think like this. But these days, I have never felt... like this..."

Guo Jia held the little Xun Yu in the palm of his hand, handed it to him, and touched him carefully with his fingers: "I wish I could put you on the tip of my heart, hold you in the palm of my hand, and never let you see others for the rest of my life. You, pet you, love you."

Xun Yu didn't know how to answer.Although Guo Jia's confession moved him very much, he never knew that his lover's desire for monopoly was so strong.

Guo Jia whispered: "Fuck Cao... um. You are mine, and the future will only be mine."

Then Guo Jia lowered his head and kissed Xun Yu's face contentedly.

Xun Yu wiped his face with a paper calmly: "If you bully me again, lick my face and drool, then break up."

Guo Jia immediately pushed away the chair and knelt down for him: "I am wrong and dare not do it again!"

The two of them were fighting when their doorbell rang suddenly.

"Feng Xiaowenruo, open the door."

The two looked at each other, thinking.

Really speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here.

Guo Jia jumped up suddenly, and said anxiously: "We must not let him see you like this!"

Xun Yu looked down at his skirt, gritted his teeth, and said, "Whose fault is it? Find me a more reliable set of clothes! Immediately! Immediately [-]

"No, no, no, I can't show him you. How do you explain this now!?"

"Boss Cao has come to your door, do you think you can hide it?"

"...Never mind! Think of a way for your clothes first!"

Cao Cao, who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, murmured: "It's not right, it's so wrong. I haven't seen Wen Ruo for several days, and I don't answer the phone calls. I only reply to text messages...Could it be that Guo Wuyao really treats Wen Ruo Playing Prison | Prohibition | Love?"

Xiahou Dun, who was standing next to him with his arms folded, looked at him with enlightenment and said, "So you thought about this?"

"...Yuan Rang, can you open the lock of this door?" Cao Cao silently took out his hand reaching for the key in his pocket, and decisively changed the subject.

However, this subtle movement did not escape Xiahou Dun's eyes.He reached into Cao Cao's trouser pocket, found the key for him, opened the door, and said leisurely, "You have the key with you, what do you want me to open?"

"........."

"Are you going to say 'the former predecessor but now just a friend and subordinate'? Then you have the key to the house in your pocket? Mengde, are you ready to explain?"

"Fuck - I was wrong!"

The author has something to say: I'm back!I am not pitted!sorry i was just procrastinating

This, I don’t know if anyone else watches it OvO

Today, June 6th is Xun Yu's day, so let's send this out in advance~

[Report progress: open more. 】

1. In the original pit deposit manuscript, it will be updated about a week after the hard disk is completed.

2. In the manuscript of Duncao article, this is the original post.

3. The nonsense Cao Xun Guo Xunwen of the Three Views is not correct is in the pit of random updates.

4. The second original pit gnaw data + outline.

Finally, the stalk that makes you smaller comes from a manga on pixiv by a Japanese Guo Xun/Jia Yu party angel

Pixiv send

Guo Xun-You are in my palm (2)

So just like that, Cao Cao and Xiahou Dun sat in the living room, staring at the little Xun Yu in Guo Jia's hand with big eyes and small eyes.

Feeling that he had become the focus in a strange way, Xun Yu wrapped the towel tightly around his body uneasily, covering himself with only a small face.

"...Meng De, what are you doing?"

Cao Cao pinched Xiahou Dun again, and said in shock, "Have we time-traveled? Or have we entered the setting of a sci-fi movie? Yuan Rang, tell me it's true!"

Xiahou Dun ignored him, turned to look at Guo Jia: "When did this happen?"

"Last week, it happened on my birthday." Guo Jia sighed: "We cut the birthday cake, made wishes, and ate. These are all normal. I never thought that Wen Ruo would become like this in a few hours."

"Feng Xiao, I don't think you are as ignorant of this matter as you appear to be." Xun Yu in Guo Jia's hand pulled the towel off a little, and shouted: "Since Mr. Cao found out, Then don't hide it anymore, let's find a way together."

Facing Cao Cao's suspicious gaze, Guo Jia smiled wryly and said, "I don't have the magic to make people smaller by saying that I can make people smaller? I just..."

The six pairs of eyes of the three of them stared at Guo Jia together, Guo Jia coughed, and then confessed shyly: "I just made a promise when I was blowing out the candles, 'hold Wen Ruo in the palm of my hand forever, I love him dearly. he' wish."

Several people were stunned: "...that's it?"

"Then what else?" Guo Jia asked aggrievedly.

It took Cao Cao a long time to say: "It's not Aladdin's magic lamp. When you light a fire, you can make people smaller, so that you can hold it in the palm of your hand, and fulfill your wish for you... Are you kidding me?"

"Speaking of magic lamps..." Xun Yu said thoughtfully, "Feng Xiao, you lit candles all over your house for the candlelight dinner that night. Where did those strange candles come from?"

"... Cao Zhi gave me a birthday present."

After a quarter of an hour, the four people watched the remaining candles.

Xiahou Dun took a candle, held it up to his nose, and asked, "Paraffin, mixed with some... herbs and spices. I'm going to find out what the specific ingredients are."

Cao Cao looked at these candles molded into the image of Disney's Aladdin, with a strange expression: "Guo Jia, I have to re-evaluate your aesthetics and taste. I doubt whether we can continue to be friends."

Guo Jia was expressionless: "Your daughter-in-law chose the style, I dare not accept it."

Cao Cao paused strangely, and changed the subject with a dry laugh: "Ahahaha, Mi'er has a good eye. Where did you just say? Did Zijian give it to you? Ha, after this kid's temperament has changed, he still has When it was unreliable. But I do kind of miss when he was a silly boy, he was much cuter than now."

Guo Jia took a candle and held it between his fingers.Xun Yu dragged the towel and leaned over to check.While moving, I accidentally tripped.When she fell down, her bare feet and a corner of her tutu skirt were exposed.

Cao Cao: (°Д°)

Guo Jia quickly picked up the towel to cover him with his fingers, and then gently held him to stand still.After wrapping up in the towel, Xun Yu turned around and turned his back to the crowd.After a while, even the ears were red.

Everyone: "..."

Cao Cao had to force himself to show a very serious face: "My director has become like this, so how can we continue with tomorrow's press conference?"

Guo Jia gave a thumbs up with his free hand and pointed to himself: "Hi... isn't there me here?"

"That's really reliable." Cao Cao encouraged against his will.

Guo Jia triumphantly said, "That's that, leave it to me."

Seeing that Cao Cao was about to close the topic and prepare to leave, Xun Yu hurriedly whispered, "Mr. Cao...go back and ask Zijian about the source of this candle...I wonder if there is something strange about it."

His words became softer and quieter, and Cao Cao guessed exactly what he meant based on what he heard, and comforted him, "Okay, don't worry."

The outsiders all left, Guo Jia closed the door, and said after a while: "Wen Ruo, I decided to change the lock soon, and the two of us have the key, okay?"

Xun Yu said absent-mindedly, "It's up to you. I'm thinking now... Could it be that the problem really lies in these candles?"

"Now...you can only go to the doctor indiscriminately. You can try all the methods you can think of? Then I will light a candle and make another wish?"

"...Bong Xiao."

"Huh? If you need anything, just ask Wen Ruo."

"Don't make any weird wishes this time."

Guo Jia rolled his eyes: "Oh? No, don't worry."

"...After listening to you say that, I really feel even more worried. What did you wish for?"

"You can't say it. It won't work if you express your wish. You can only tell yourself." Guo Jia said with a smile.Xun Yu glanced at him, feeling a bad premonition in his heart.

The two of them waited quietly until night after the treatment, but nothing happened, so they had to turn off the lights, cover the quilt, chat and sleep.

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The next morning, at the public meeting of Dawei Pharmaceutical Industry, the employees who saw the long-haired Guo Jia appearing in the company again still couldn't get rid of the feeling of shock.

Guo Jia, who was wearing a dark blue suit, stood in front of the stage. Facing the reporters' questions, his patience ran out in less than 3 minutes: "What? You asked me what to add calcium oxide to the medicine? You are stupid..."

His mouth stopped on a capital "B" that didn't make a sound, and then for some reason, he changed his lines ferociously: "...Are you here to mess things up? Give me calcium oxide and try ah?"

Then he froze inexplicably, his expression was still a "stupid human being", but his tone improved a lot in a very uncoordinated way: "A slip of the tongue? You said calcium sulfate you wanted to say? This is so... oh, okay , it is human nature, and a slip of the tongue is understandable. The reason why we added calcium sulfate..."

Cao Cao leaned into Xiahoudun's ear and whispered, "This feels like a scene where two souls compete for control in one body. Tell me... how did Wen Ruo control him?"

"After all, Guo Jia didn't follow up the research and development experiments all the way. Xun Yu, the person in charge, had to visit the site in person, so that the two of them could share information closely. I guess, Xun Yu was hiding behind his braid." Xiahou Dun's eyes were burning. , has already discovered Guo Jia's strangeness.

"Oh, I didn't realize that Guo Crow has a talent for comedy before, hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing." Cao Cao quickly lowered his head, shoulders heaving.

People who don't know the situation look at it from a distance, and it is impossible to say that they are slightly worried about the physical or mental health of the chairman of Dawei Pharmaceutical.

The morning press conference ended in an indescribably weird atmosphere.

Back in the office, Guo Jia put Xun Yu on the table as soon as the door was closed.

Xun Yu became angry as expected: "Guo Jia, can you be more serious about your work!"

"My dear, it's really hard work for you. I didn't know before that you need to deal with groups of idiots patiently..."

Xun Yu raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Guo Jia hesitated for a moment, and changed his words in a polite manner: "Hahaha, it's nothing."

Xun Yu sighed, knowing that the ancestor probably wouldn't listen.He just hoped that he would return to normal quickly, so that he would not allow him to offend people too much.

Guo Jia belongs to the type who can get on the house and uncover the roof tiles with a little sunshine. He smiled and pulled his braids, revealing his ears that were reddened by Xun Yu just now: "Wen Ruo is so heartless, for those irrelevant people, even You are willing to treat me like this."

It wasn't until Xun Yu silently ignored him, asked to go to the bathroom by himself, and refused Guo Jia's escort, that he realized that Xun Yu was really angry.

The lover has always been reasonable and generous.We have been together for three years, and we have never had a fight with Guo Jia.However, this is not a drill. Wen Ruo was really angry, and Guo Jia expressed a little panic.

He walked around anxiously outside the bathroom until he heard a muffled sound coming from the bathroom.

Guo Jia was shocked and ran over to open the door. Unexpectedly, the toilet door seemed to be blocked by something, and Guo Jia couldn't get in. He was so anxious that he pushed the door outside and shouted: "Wen Ruo! What's wrong with you? answer me!?"

No sound came from inside.Guo Jia's concern was chaotic, and he couldn't calm down to analyze and think: "Speak out quickly——Wen Ruo! If you don't make a sound, I'm going to kick the door in!"

Xun Yu's voice finally came from inside: "I'm fine...Guo Jia, wait a minute."

Xun Yu put his back against the door to stop Guo Jia from breaking in.He stood in the bathroom, frowning at himself in the mirror.

He was still on the sink just now, but in the blink of an eye, he changed back to his original appearance.

Could it really be because of yesterday's strange Aladdin candle?Guo Jia really made his wish to return to his normal appearance yesterday?But at this time, his appearance was far from "normal".

The fluffy pink lace skirt can't cover the two straight white long legs. The white and pink lace dress on the upper body and the slightly loose tube top make the waist line outlined by the pink waist even more slender. The snow-white puff sleeves are exactly the same as the doll's small dress.

Then Xun Yu saw something behind his neck.

half of him