[Three Kingdoms][Guo Xun] On the correct posture of chasing male gods

[Guo Jia Notes P3:

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The surname "Wen" is not common.However, in recent years, thanks to a creative and talented female singer "Wen Ji", this surname has become a household name.

And thanks to another person's blessing in Xiandi University, this surname has gained strong popularity.

What?You ask how famous Wen Ruo is in Xiandi University?

He is the only remaining one of the four major school grasses after the chairman of the student union, Cao Pi, and Sun Ce and Zhou Yu both made foundations.Single, high quality.The senior brothers and sisters who have confessed their love for so many years continue to die on the beach in wave after wave. They are known as the flowers of Gaoling, and their popularity and fame can be imagined.

Internal medicine is a three-hour class. The professor will give the students a 90-minute break every 10 minutes.

At this time, Guo Jia sat on the chair with a green face, and it was the first time he witnessed the legendary confession scene with his own eyes.

Encouraged by a friend, a female student stood in front of Xun Yu with a blushing face. Her hands trembling slightly pushed a gift box wrapped in a delicate bow tie to Xun Yu's desk, her voice trembling with nervousness: " Senior Wen, Wen Ruo! After I, I saw you a year ago, I transferred to the medical department without hesitation! Although the homework is difficult, I am very confident that I will continue to learn it! I will learn it well! Because , Because I want to be closer to you! Know you better! I, I like you! Senior Wen Ruo! I have been secretly in love with you for a whole year! Please date me!"

People around booed, applauded, and whistled one after another.Xun Yu smiled indifferently, stood up gracefully, picked up the box on the table, and said softly, "Let's go out and talk."

Everyone watched the two walk out of the classroom with ambiguous faces.

Guo Jia made a sound and accidentally broke the pen in his hand.

Before everyone in the classroom finished whispering to each other, Xun Yu had the same smile on his face as before going out, and walked back with empty hands. He had just sat down when he heard an earth-shattering voice outside the classroom: "Wow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Then she just confessed that the girl ran away crying at the speed of a [-]m sprint.

Everyone: (°Д°)

The expression on Xun Yu's face hardly changed, it seemed that he was quite used to this kind of thing.

Guo Jia breathed a sigh of relief. Although he knew that the male god would accept the passer-by girl's confession, the chances of him being bombed by an atomic bomb in the street were lower, but he still felt overwhelmed.

Because he began to realize that when the male god puts such a faint smile on his face, it means you are out of the game.

After watching a lot, Guo Jia felt a little bit different.That decent smile was almost fake.He often laughs, but it doesn't mean that he is a manly man—seeing the essence through the appearance, and there is an iceberg behind the mask.This person is friendly on the surface, but there is a sense of distance in his bones.

In the past week, in addition to shedding blood and tears as a guest star, Guo Jia also did one thing.

In his computer, he wrote a Guo's offline encyclopedia page for Xun Yu.

Regarding who Wen Ruo is, he has gone from only knowing his name to clearly listing the number of female students who have called him to give birth to monkeys.

Whether in the medical school or in the entire university, Wen Ruo is a figure of a male god.He is handsome, has a good temperament, behaves in a low-key manner, and has excellent grades.The touch is gentle and reasonable, and there are limits to advancing and retreating.But it is not grounded at all. It looks warm and cold inside, and the sense of distance is great. Guo Jia has just come into contact with it very intuitively.

All in all, if he were to be classified as an attribute, it should be classified as the high-cold type.

Guo Jia collects information about Wen Ruo mainly through two channels: the first is the school BBS, and the second is to filter out the data flow of all social software within the school through IP addresses, and search for clues about him.

These two are the birthplaces of gossip, and there is never a shortage of all kinds of information.

Guo Jia is very sure of one thing, the male god has no current lovers.

And not only is there no lover now, but there was no lover before!

The love history of the male god is actually blank, no one has ever broken the record and successfully left a name on it.What puzzled Guo Jia the most was that there was not even a suspicious person?Is it because the male god's vision is too lofty to look down on ordinary flowers and plants, or is he indifferent because of his own attachment?

Could it be that... is the naturally indifferent type?

Guo Jia is not sure.

The male god’s registered address, student registration number, email address, mobile phone number, etc. in the school system are all backed up in Guo Jia’s encyclopedia. The male god’s class schedule for this semester has been memorized by Guo Jia. Guo Jia’s class schedule It hasn't been decided yet, but he promises that if he comes to school five days a week, he must brush his face in front of Wen Ruo for five days.

But now it seems that Wen Ruo has a lot of mysteries in him, which he can't understand or figure out.

Guo Jia pulled a slow smile from the corner of his mouth.

If the opponent is clear at a glance, you can guess his next move by raising your eyelids. What's the point of fighting against such a person?

Guo Jia's heart trembled with excitement, you have to guess what's in his heart and read what's in his head.When you meet your opponent, judge the situation.

It's just... getting more and more interesting.

Guo Jia didn't intend to reveal his feelings prematurely.

If a cold-blooded male god like the girl just confessed without thinking, the probability of being out is not even counted by Guo Jia - as high as 99.99%.

What's more, he is not a girl, but a real man.Although Xiandi University has a pair of BG and a pair of gays, the probability of gays being haunted is slightly higher, but under the circumstances that even the male god likes men and women, such a rash move will definitely be thrown into the cold palace, and there will be no turning back The day of recovery.

After Guo Jia witnessed a big show of confession, he had completely determined the direction of his attack - this would not be a competitive battle, but a latent battle in which Guo Jia unilaterally sounded the trumpet.

You can try to integrate into his life bit by bit, and when he realizes, he has become a different existence.In layman's terms, we start with friends.

The general direction has been decided temporarily, and the details can be adjusted at any time.

Deputy Dean Zhong of the medical school hated seeing this freshman too late, thinking that he had discovered a great horse, and wished to help Guo Jia transfer to another department himself.But Guo Jia, after all, does not want to be drunk. After several considerations, he still tactfully stated that he does not consider clinical medicine. Scared the baby to death.

So here comes the problem, if you want to get a degree in Xiandi University, you have to continue taking professional computer courses.Guo Jia looked at the get out of class timetable boredly, and after saying goodbye to Xun Yu, he wandered into the "Basic Programming" classroom with his trouser pockets in his pockets. Guo Jia was half an hour late because of the conflict between "Genyi Internal Science" and "Basic Programming" .

When Guo Jia entered the classroom, the voices in the class disappeared for half a minute.

Why don't you talk? Guo Jia didn't know, and he wasn't interested. He walked to the last row of the classroom, put down his schoolbag, took out his internal medicine notebook, unfolded it and stood it on the table, ready to cover his face and buried his head in sleep. .

However, his defiant attitude completely angered the young professor Chen Qun who was teaching.

Chen Qun cleared his throat vigorously, and stared at the arrogant student with brows erect.It's a pity that Guo Jia didn't give anyone a direct look, and Professor Chen threw all the winks at the blind man.

Chen Qun, who was completely ignored, said angrily: "The student who came in just now, stand up for me!"

Guo Jia was still very self-aware, so he stood up cooperatively.

"What's your name?"

Guo Jia yawned and said lazily, "Guo Jia."

As soon as this name came out, the class "coaxed" and exploded!

Chen Qun was so angry that he couldn't even speak: "You you...you are that Guo Jia?!?"

Guo Jia stopped in the middle of yawning, and said with a smile: "I'm exactly the elder brother Guo Jia, I love you, love you, love you, and you're free~"

Then, there is no more for this class.

Because Professor Chen didn't even attend class, he dragged Guo Jia directly to his personal office.

"Do you know what respecting a teacher means? And you are absent from class for no reason! The first week of school, I taught you three classes, but you didn't come to any class! It's the first time I've seen such a crazy student like you as a teacher! Tell me! Is it because you, a big Buddha, look down on this ruined temple? Then I will help you! Then you will drop out of school for me!"

Chen Qun has been teaching Guo Jia for half an hour with all his words, and Guo Jia is leaning against the wall with a smile on his face, fiddling with the small tablet in his hand, as if waiting for you to lose your temper, I will be ashamed The tired and lazy appearance of not entering the salt, explained by himself what it means to "have no respect for elders, be obsessed with ghosts, and never repent."

Professor Chen said hoarsely: "Laughing? Are you still laughing!? The hard-earned hard-earned money of your parents is for you to go to the top universities in China. It is so muddy that you can't support the wall, shameless, and unmotivated! I will do it for you!" Shame on your parents!"

Guo Jia stood up straight at once, and when he raised his head again, the careless smile on his mouth had disappeared. He folded his hands and looked at Chen Qun, his cold eyes made people tremble for no reason: "Your name is Chen Qun, Is it right?"

He tapped his fingers on the keyboard very quickly, and said: "The login password of your computer is Slf98s01d4La, do you think...the randomly generated password is very safe? Heh...there is an encrypted folder on the desktop...um It turns out that the professor also worked as a part-time extra money as a network security engineer in Dawei Pharmaceutical, responsible for maintaining...Dawei Pharmaceutical's network information security and...protecting the company's internal secrets. Tsk tsk, but with your technology...their boss's brains are blocked Has the donkey been kicked?"

Chen Qun's voice stopped abruptly, and he looked at Guo Jia with a ghostly expression on his face.

"...Yo~ Wait a minute~ There is a hidden encrypted folder on the C drive of Professor Chen. Ze|Ming|Step, Cang|Well|Space, Taki|Ze|Roll|La, Song|Island|Maple, Kamiya|Ji, Xiao|Ze|Ma|Li|Ya, Set|House|Yu|Clothes|Tree| Ma|Li|Zi, Xing|Ye|Guang... In terms of quantity, Professor Chen prefers Wu|Teng|Lan~"

Ignoring Professor Chen who was already covering his heart and rolling his eyes, Guo Jia dragged out his words word by word: "Of course, it may also be because Mr. Wu|Teng|Lan is more capable and has more works... Tsk tsk, professor The collection is so rich that the students are willing to bow down, I just made a copy for myself as a souvenir, thank you professor."

Then Guo Jiashi put the tablet computer into his backpack, handed the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill on the corner of the table to the professor, and said earnestly: "Professor, we still have to take the medicine. We can't give up the treatment. You are right." ?"

The author has something to say: I'm sorry.....I just blackmailed Chen Qun.....light up