[Three Kingdoms][Guo Xun] On the correct posture of chasing male gods

[Guo Jia Notes P14: All through the night, how I wish you were by my side.]

Sitting down, Guo Jia and Cao Zhi were studying with a menu, while the other was holding a drink with eyes staring straight.Cao Zhi casually ordered a few dishes, put down the menu, and looked at Guo Jia expectantly.

Guo Jia directly ordered two bottles of liquor with a high alcohol content.

Lu Xun, who was holding a small notebook, looked at him, hesitant to speak all over his face.But Guo Jia misunderstood what he meant, took out all the cash in his wallet and threw it on the table, glaring at Lu Xun with a gloomy expression.

Lu Xun was frightened by Guo Jia, who was overflowing with evil spirits, and immediately withdrew from the scene, obeying honestly.

Cao Zhi, who has thick lines, still hasn't noticed anything wrong!His eyes sparkled and he was full of joy—this time, finally, no one cares about my drinking!I want to drink enough!

Before the dishes were ready, the wine was served first.

Guo Jia opened a bottle of baijiu, even saving the cup, just picked it up and drank it.

Cao Zhi hurriedly followed, imitating Guo Jia's informality, opened the remaining bottle by himself, and went directly to it boldly.

Drinking half a bottle of white wine, it's easy to talk even if you're not a real brother.

Guo Jia's slightly long bangs covered his eyes, and even Cao Zhi, who was sitting across from him, couldn't see his decadent expression clearly.

Cao Zhi praised: "It's cool... really cool!"

Guo Jia suddenly asked softly: "Cao Zhi, do you have someone you like?"

Cao Zhi with flushed cheeks said with a smile, "Yes... yes!" He hiccupped a little and proudly said, "My brother!"

Knowing this was the result, Guo Jia didn't even have the energy to roll his eyes.

Cao Zhi thought for a while, and then said loudly: "I also like Mom and Dad, my aunt, and... and... Sister Zhen!"

"Why do you like Zhen Mi?"

"Because...because..." Cao Zhi hugged the wine bottle and entered the stage of answering every question: "Sister Zhen is pretty! You are also kind to me. In fact, you are also pretty, but you are still my brother... ... the most handsome!"

"I'm good-looking." Guo Jia repeated indifferently, and then clutched his stomach, and it took a long time to endure a sharp pain: "It's good... what's the use? He doesn't like it, and he... doesn't look at it either. "

Guo Jia's bitterness and sourness could not be suppressed.He threw it out affectionately, with nowhere to put it, feeling extremely wronged and in pain: "What... what should I do?"

"Who...who?" Cao Zhi asked with his tongue out.

Guo Jia didn't answer, but raised his head and drank the remaining half bottle of liquor in one gulp.

Cao Zhi cheered and said: "Good!" Then, not to be outdone, he blew it himself.

Guo Jia beckoned, Lu Xun cautiously approached, saw him pointing to the empty bottle in his hand, and said darkly, "Here, four more bottles!"

Cao Zhi's eyes circled, he didn't know where he was, and the parrot said: "One more - four bottles! Aha!"

Lu Xun quickly ran away in a stack of small steps in horror.

After the second bottle was eaten, Cao Zhi had already got his head up, and he held up an empty wine bottle, pretending it was wheat, and sang: "Whoever abandons me, don't keep the day of yesterday. Whoever messes with my heart, there are more days today." Worry!"

Guo Jia hasn't eaten for a long time, so he should be very hungry, but looking at the table full of dishes, he doesn't have the desire to take a bite.

Gradually, Cao Zhi’s channel on the other side didn’t know where it went: “Ask how much you can worry about, but you say it’s a cool autumn...Life is not satisfactory in this world, it’s better to hang the southeast branch yourself!”

The guests in the hall looked at Cao Zhi at this table in horror, but Guo Jia, the only one who could stop him, had no intention of rescuing him.

"You are my little one, little Apple~ I can never love you too much!" What Cao Zhi started this time was not a single loop, but a random play.

Lu Xun hid in the corner, covering his face with deep remorse. Was he kicked in the head by a donkey just now?It's normal to think that Cao Zhi who came in with the strangely dressed Guo Jia...

Cao Zhi heard his mobile phone ringing, and took out a mobile phone from his pocket in a daze. After pressing it for a long time, the screen was still black, but he heard that the phone was still ringing.

"Is the phone broken?" Cao Zhi thought in a daze, completely unaware that what he took out was Guo Jia's dead phone.So he reached into his schoolbag, explored for a long time, and found out the mobile power bank that Cao Pi bought for him not long ago, and charged Guo Jia's mobile phone.

That's right, the screen lights up and the bell doesn't even ring.Cao Zhi faintly felt that something was wrong, but he didn't care about such details.He felt that he was hungry, so he started to eat with chopsticks.

Cao Zhi was full and opened his third bottle of baijiu.After the third bottle, he completely changed from "drinking high" to "drinking too much".

Guo Jia has a good capacity for alcohol, but he has almost reached his limit after drinking the third bottle. His sharp stomach pain stimulates his mind all the time, preventing him from allowing alcohol to dominate his body and mind like Cao Zhi without hesitation.

Cao Zhi sang when he drank high, and became quieter when he drank too much. He became very clingy, catching and hugging anyone.

For the third time, Guo Jia pushed away Cao Zhi's little friend who ran over to beg for a hug with indifference.

Cao Zhi didn't even sit in his own chair. He squatted next to Guo Jia, looking at Guo Jia with his red face and wet eyes, and persistently tried to squeeze himself into Guo Jia's chair for the fourth time.

Guo Jia really didn't have the strength to talk to him, so he moved a little to the side, so Cao Zhi was very happy to take the position.

Guo Jia felt that his physical discomfort was getting worse and worse. His palms were covered with cold sweat. He really couldn't support the posture of sitting upright. He leaned forward and lay down on the table.

Lu Xun walked to their table, turned around twice in a daze, and said without tears: "Guests! Guests!"

Naturally, no one paid attention to him.When he tried to manually shake Guo Jia to wake him up, he was nearly injured internally by the shadowless palm of the brat Cao Zhi who was holding him on his back.

"What should I do?" Lu Xun was dumbfounded, and then he saw Guo Jia's cell phone on the table.

He opened the phone cautiously, skipped a bunch of unread text messages, and opened Guo Jia's contact records, dumbfounded.

Guo Jia's phone book is empty, with only one contact on it.

Before Lu Xun finished his long mental construction, a call came in the phone.Lu Xun saw that it was the only number with a name saved in the phone book - "Wen Ruo".

Lu Xun looked at the two people spread out on the table, heartbroken, and pressed the answer button.

"Guo Jia?" A pleasant and gentle voice came from the phone. Lu Xun's tense mood relaxed a little, and he quickly explained the ins and outs to the person on the phone.

Wen Ruo, who knew what had happened, was helpless: "I'm sorry to trouble you, can you tell me the address? I'll go pick him up right away."

Lu Xun hung up the phone with gratitude in his heart, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Cao Zhi's cell phone ring.

Because of the success of the first call, Lu Xun picked up Cao Zhi's call with some confidence.

"Hello."

"……Who are you?"

The sound was definitely minus [-] degrees, and Lu Xun shivered from the cold. He stumbled and explained that he was a waiter, a passerby, and had nothing to do with customers.

The voice over there was still icy cold: "He's drunk, don't touch him, don't move. I'm already on my way, and I'll be there in 10 minutes."

Lu Xun also wanted to inquire about the specific operation instructions of "hold it still", but the line was cut with a "beep".

When Cao Pi returned home and found that Cao Zhi was not there, when the first call he made was not answered, he had already tracked and located Cao Zhi's mobile phone.So when Cao Zhi's mobile phone was connected by Lu Xun, Cao Pi was already driving on the way.

He arrived very quickly, and when he came in, he saw Cao Zhi who was hugging Guo Jia like an octopus and couldn't get it off no matter how hard he tried.

A few happy little veins popped out of Cao Pi's forehead, he strode forward, and Cao Zhi, who said "he will become a martial arts master as soon as you lick him", skillfully dismantled him from Guo Jia's body within a few strokes down.

Cao Zhi, who had lost his target, turned around in circles and finally got on Cao Pi's body.

At this point, the busy Cao Pi let out a sigh of relief and gave Guo Jia a straight look.

And Guo Jia's non-mainstream look successfully made Cao Pi's face as dark as the bottom of a pot.

"Very well, it was you who brought my brother out for a drink." Cao Pi stood there, and the temperature in the whole hall was forcibly lowered by at least [-] degrees by Cao Pi's presence.He manually smeared Guo Jia's face with the labels of "want to spoil my brother", "little gangster", and "problem youth", thinking that if he wanted to go back, he would ask Zijian to cut off contact with him.

According to Cao Pi's intention, since he took back his younger brother, he can go home. How can there be a kind heart to know whether Guo Jia is dead or alive?

At this time, Cao Zhi was clamoring to "release the water", so Cao Pi had to take him to the toilet, and when he got out, another person who surprised Cao Pi came to the hall.

Frowning, Xun Yu packed his wallet beside Guo Jia, put it in his down jacket, and paid the bill with his own card.However, when he suddenly saw Cao Pi and Cao Zhi, he was also slightly taken aback.

Cao Pi supported Cao Zhi and walked over, nodded himself, greeted his son and nephew, and praised this person who was almost the same age as him: "Mr. Xun."

Xun Yu hurriedly took two steps to the side, not daring to accept the ceremony, and replied politely: "Young Master Pi, please don't do this. It's inconvenient to be outside, just call me Wen Ruo."

Cao Pi just smiled: "How dare you discuss friendship with your husband? It is taboo to call him by his first name. If my father knows, he will definitely blame Zihuan for not being polite."

Xun Yu took a deep look at him, but said nothing.

"Just... I want to ask Mr. one more thing."

"Don't dare to take it, Young Master Pi, please tell me."

"My father thought that my younger brother was still studying finance in the United States, but I didn't know that Zijian had already returned to China. If my father didn't ask, I would trouble my husband to keep it secret."

Xun Yu nodded silently.

Seeing this, Cao Pi didn't say much, and said goodbye simply and neatly: "Thank you, Zijian is drunk, that Zihuan will go ahead."

Seeing Cao Pi leave, Xun Yu walked back to Guo Jia, shook him lightly, and called out, "Guo Jia, Guo Jia?"

Unexpectedly, Guo Jia fell down after being shaken by him.

Xun Yu was startled, and hurriedly grabbed it. Seeing Guo Jia's eyes closed and his cheeks flushed sickly, he freed up a hand and touched Guo Jia's forehead.

He immediately gave up his plan to wake Guo Jia up.With Lu Xun's help, he moved him onto his back and walked out quickly with him on his back.

The author has something to say: I don’t like to write about Guo Jia’s self-abuse, if I read the next two chapters, Guo Jia will completely say goodbye to self-abuse