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Wu Zhenzhen was educated by the chief and deeply understood the hard work and frugality of civil servants. In order to express her sincere repentance, she donated ten tables to the local police station in her own name.

After finishing everything, Wu Zhenzhen ran back to the dormitory and opened the door. Unexpectedly, two roommates were discussing around the computer.

It's not normal to talk about it, because only Li Yu is speaking unilaterally.

Wu Zhenzhen stood outside the door and glanced at it, only to see a faint white light on the webpage, with a few large characters hanging on it - Anti-University Knowledge Contest.

The person who was used by the school's official website for publicity was the champion of the first session. That senior entered the entertainment circle after graduation, and now she has become a well-known little queen. She was still the champion of the knowledge quiz competition back then. An integral part of being complimented.

Li Yu heard the noise outside the door, turned around and greeted Wu Zhenzhen: "Come here soon."

"Hmph, why didn't you say that when you left the police station?" She snorted and walked to the chair.

Li Yu chuckled: "Isn't this just to surprise you?"

Wu Zhenzhen glanced at the webpage and asked angrily, "What kind of surprise is this?"

Li Yu whispered into Wu Zhenzhen's ear, and said secretly: "I will give you a lot of money for winning."

Wu Zhenzhen disdains: "I'm not short of money."

"But she will be worshiped by others.—Miss Wu, she is a goddess with both beauty and wisdom." Li Yu imitated the posture of a passer-by in a drama.

Wu Zhenzhen's eyes lit up.

Li Yuxiaozhi persuaded Wu Zhenzhen to join the gang with emotion and reason: "How about we form a team? The upper limit is just three people, and Changzi and I are short of money."

Wu Zhenzhen raised the corner of his mouth: "No."

Li Yu has long been accustomed to Wu Zhen's duplicity, and resorted to tricks of playing hard to get: "Without you, we may not even pass the primary election. After all, without you, this team will have no soul. What do we have?" To compete with others?"

Chang Ziya quickly covered Mibao's ears to prevent Xiao Mibao from hearing these disgusting words.

Wu Zhenzhen listened to this sentence with tears in his heart, and imagined how the two roommates without him would be bullied and withered in the wind and rain.

"Okay, I'll go." With tears in her eyes, she felt pity for her roommates, agreed and said, "Although the champion is ours, you should dress brightly, after all, my light is too dazzling. "

Li Yu withdrew his crying face, and pulled his clothes with a playful smile: "Don't worry, my white T-shirt belongs to Givenchy."

"Oh? Really?" Wu Zhenzhen looked around Li Yu for half a circle, and his brows became more and more wrinkled: "The material of your clothes is too rotten, so you won't buy fakes?"

Li Yu looked down and saw that a pure cotton T-shirt was crumpled by himself, and Wu Zhenzhen could tell whether the material was good or bad.

She pretended to be deep and said, "Oh, indeed."

Wu Zhenzhen asked with deep regret: "You also found out? You... spent a lot of money."

"Not many." Li Yu raised his head, grinning and laughing, "Three pieces cost 50 yuan, and I took a dozen or so pieces in no time. You can't miss it when you pass by..."

After Wu Zhenzhen froze for a moment, she jumped up and beat him up. After being at ease for a long time, she actually forgot Li Yu's slut nature!

And these big white teeth are really an eyesore, damn it, if I can't beat the people's police, I can't beat you?watch out--

"Ouch." Li Yu fell down covering his eyes.

Wu Zhenzhen expressed his thoughts arrogantly: "Hmph, weak chicken."

With the roommates fighting as the background, Chang Ziya and Mibao looked at each other, one confused and the other gentle, one person and one cat had a mysterious and idealistic conversation.

Chang Ziya asked: "What's the name of the team?"

Mibao tilted his head: "Meow?~"

Chang Ziya said: "One word is too short."

Mibao raised his neck and yawned: "Meow~~~"

Chang Ziya patted it on the head: "No waves."

Mibao froze for a moment, and shrunk himself into a ball again, Chang Ziya asked patiently: "What's the name of the band?"

"Meow—" Mibao gently scratched the back of Chang Ziya's hand with her small paw.

Chang Ziya: ...There is such a foul thing in the world.

After Wu Zhenzhen heard the conversation between Renmao and Mao, she got up from the ground and shouted: "If you want to come up with a name, come to me. I am the best at naming names." She held her chest and folded her arms, and said sonorously, "Fugui! How about this name?"

Li Yu lay on the ground and laughed loudly: "Isn't this my old yellow dog raised at grandma's house?"

Wu Zhen was really angry: "You have the ability to do it."

"Of course I'm capable. The most important thing about this name is that it's cute." Li Yu got up from the ground, brushed off his clothes, touched his chin, and said with a fairy-tale gesture, "The three rich and noble sisters .”

"What's the difference from mine." Wu Zhenzhen scolded, "Shameless!"

Li Yucai ignored her, and leaned over to ask Mibao: "Which name does the baby like, it must be the three sisters, right? You just need to meow meow and lick me."

"My Cao, you are so disgusting." Wu Zhenzhen was startled, she almost jumped up rubbing her goosebumps.

Luckily she wasn't the only one who couldn't stand it.

Chang Ziya stood up and lifted the pollution source away, and asked Mibao calmly, "Do you like these two?"

Mibao straightened his body lazily under the stares of the three of them.

Chang Ziya's eyes suddenly filled with tenderness.

Wu Zhenzhen suggested: "Xiaoya, you can take it."

Chang Ziya's only eyes are Mibao's pair of blue eyes, which are so cute and charming, and that pink and tender little nose, why is it always wet, it looks like it can always arouse people's appetite.

After thinking for a while, she blurted out: "Strawberry pudding..."

"Take it as your online name!" Wu Zhenzhen jumped up uncontrollably.

The three of them beat each other back and forth, and after negotiation, they finally settled on a screen name—Bai Pei Meow.

Wu Zhenzhen smiled excitedly: "Haha, I finally have a normal name... I, Cao, why are we starting an online name?"

Chang Ziya spread her hands, and Li Yu yawned and wanted to fall asleep: "Then call them the three sisters."

Wu Zhenzhen was dissatisfied: "Why are they three sisters, who is your sister?"

Seeing that another unilateral beating was about to happen, Chang Ziya was moved with compassion, and said softly, "Let's make a compromise." Then he made a ruthless and cruel decision, "Three brothers."

Wu Zhenzhen was scratching her hair like crazy, how could the naming level of this group of people be so bad?She wouldn't go to a team with such a name.

So, under Wu Zhenzhen's strong opposition, a campus quiz team was born, and it was called Tough Guys.

With the help of Chang Ziya's yellow talisman, Wu Zhenzhen's spirit has improved a lot recently, her mind is clear, her limbs are strong, and she has never been depressed again.

She tied the yellow talisman on a red thread and hung it around her neck.

In order to repay Chang Ziya's kindness, Wu Zhenzhen decided to share half of her snacks with Mibao.

A large bag of snacks was thrown at the cat's feet.

After Mibao glanced at the snacks on the half of the bed, he let out a meow, groaned and pulled the quilt, and covered all the snacks, swearing that he had accepted this generous gift.

Wu Zhenzhen: =口=

Give it back, give it back, I just wanted to bully you for being a cat...

Li Yu snatched a pack and was about to open it to eat when a yellow talisman whizzed by his ear.

Chang Ziya said gloomyly: "Give back the food...to Mibao."

Li Yu petrified, screamed "Ah", and rolled onto the bed.

No more nightmares, no lack of energy.Wu Zhenzhen sat on the computer chair, thought deeply about the major events in his life, and then became angry in his dantian, and then scribbled down two names-King Kong livestock and Zodiac.

With a "snap", she pasted the paper in the most conspicuous place.

The sea of ​​blood and deep hatred must be avenged!

She thought of the harm King Kong's livestock had caused her when she was young, and also thought of Zodiac's unscientific methods of destroying his reputation.Wu Zhenzhen gritted her teeth and broke the plastic fountain pen in her hand. She hated it, she hated it so much!

How could such ants be allowed to get away with it.

Wu Zhenzhen tactfully set a long-term plan for himself: one, three, five, black twelve palaces, two, four, six, black king kong and livestock, and play games on Sundays.As for that Zhuang Qingtian?Hehe, she never wanted to hear these three words again.

Today is Wednesday, Wu Zhenzhen glanced at the calendar and decided to be an activist.

She logged on to Taobao to observe every comment, and took screenshots of some comments that were more than [-] cents, and saved them.

These [-]-cent comments are all crimes. It won't be long before she organizes these comments into Weibo and makes them public!

But fifty cents comments alone are not enough, Wu Zhenzhen searched for the three words Zodiac on Baidu, in an attempt to find more criminal evidence.This search is incredible, it is densely packed with believers worshiping.

Wu Zhenzhen clicked on a post, which was full of gratitude, and clicked on a blog, which was full of kneeling and licking one after another.

Wu Zhenzhen organized his central idea angrily.

She first posted on the post bar and scolded: Black shop!Blind fortune telling!It's a scam!

Then post on the forum: I have never seen such a cheeky Feng Shui shop, you are all cheated!

Someone from below came to smash the field, and Wu Zhenzhen said blindly: I am a real person on Baihu Mountain. I watched the stars last night and calculated it with my fingers. I found that there are evil spirits here. The owner of this store!

Onlookers who don't know the truth: The real person stutters?

Some onlookers with higher IQs: Hehe, then you might as well try fighting with the Zodiac.

Fighting skills?Why don't you say bucket pen!

Wu Zhenzhen directly closed the webpage. As a rational hacker who has hacked King Kong's livestock for four years, of course she would not be provoked by such words.

When she is stupid?If she could fight, she would be a keyboard warrior.

This hatred must be avenged.She stared at the signs of the zodiac, clenched her fists and said to herself: One day, I will expose your ugly face!

So she took out her computer, went to Taobao, and bought a bunch of books on Fengshui and Liuyao, but she didn't think it was enough, so she looked for a copy of "Book of Changes" on the Internet.

……

I don't understand, Keke.

Let's read King Kong's novels. Wu Zhenzhen suddenly felt tired: After saving for so many days, he must be fat and oily.