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Tian Feng is dead?

Wu Zhenzhen's body froze, and that weird nightmare appeared in his mind without warning, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter how he shook it.

Chang Ziya took a pair of scissors and was cutting something by the bed, and took the time to ask, "How did you die?"

Li Yu bit a dried egg, thought for a while, and replied: "It seems that he choked to death while eating. I heard from his roommate that he was fine when he died. When it was dinner time, he went to call for someone, and then he realized something was wrong. "

Chang Ziya silently glanced at the dried eggs in Li Yu's hand.

Li Yu didn't notice something was wrong, and continued: "And after he was choked to death, he still had a smile on his face. His roommate thought he was taking a nap with sugar in his mouth, and his body stinks in just one afternoon. It seems that there is hope for an air conditioner this year. .”

"What did you eat to choke to death?" Wu Zhenzhen interjected and asked.

Li Yu swallowed the last bite of dried eggs, and smiled wickedly: "Want to know?"

Wu Zhenzhen stared at Li Yu with sincere eyes, and nodded obediently.

Li Yu revealed the answer with a smile: "Ask him yourself, who would open his mouth in such a free time."

With a twitch on Wu Zhenzhen's forehead, he took a bag from his side and threw it at him, but it was a pity that he became a meat bun and beat a dog.

The package hit Li Yu's head softly, and Li Yu took it off and took a look: "Ouch, seafood-flavored Mimi!"

Wu Zhenzhen went back to inspect his food storage, and there was really a pack missing!This is not something that can be resolved by fighting.

Chang Ziya finished cutting the yellow talisman papers, stuffed them into several small cloth bags, and drew complex texts and talisman pictures on the cloth bags, one for security and the other for driving away ghosts and gods.

One of the cloth bags is used for stability, and can drive away diseases after wearing it. She hung this cloth talisman on the door of the dormitory.

The remaining ones are for avoiding ghosts and subduing demons. She plans to give them to Li Yu and Wu Zhenzhen, especially Wu Zhenzhen.

Chang Ziya is not good at physiognomy and divination, but after studying talismans for so many years, she still has a little understanding of the similar phase reading.

After discovering that Wu Zhenzhen had fallen into a nightmare today, she researched Wu Zhenzhen's truth and found out that this roommate who was conceited and beautiful is now haunted by love affairs.

She took two steps forward, grabbed one with each hand, and threw the two beaten people back to their respective beds.

"You must carry these two talismans with you at all times," she urged.

Li Yu took it and sniffed it: "There is no smell at all."

Wu Zhenzhen also took it over and sniffed it: "There's no smell at all... Huh?" She took another breath, familiar, so familiar!

After confirming the smell, she looked at Chang Ziya in great disappointment, "Xiaoya, I didn't expect you to hide snacks."

Chang Ziya staggered.

Wu Zhenzhen threw the cloth talisman on her body, and said sadly: "Don't pretend to be garlic! I know everything, this is the smell of meat floss!"

Anyone who does good deeds can be cheated.Chang Ziya knew that the meat floss was not guaranteed, and her heart felt ashamed. This dog|day's foodie...

Wu Zhenzhen shook his head and began to reveal the brand and taste of the dried meat floss.

Chang Ziya: "...that's enough."

Li Yu took advantage of this gap to climb onto Chang Ziya's bed, and she lay on the bed with her hands on her stomach, acting innocently: "Intestines, what is this white ball on your bed?"

A balled kitten yawned and let out a soft meow.

Chang Ziya's heart suddenly softened, and she took the initiative to hand in the floss: "I picked it up."

Li Yuxiao's eyes were clear: "Oh~ I picked it up~" Then he turned over the kitten, "It's still the mother's."

Wu Zhenzhen also leaned over: "Wow, blue eyes."

Li Yu moved his head forward: "Pink nose."

"Upholstered cushions."

"Big long tail."

The kitten looked at a large shadow that was getting closer and closer, its two big blue eyes were full of panic, it screamed "Aw", curled up and covered its face with its small paws, it sounded like it was whimpering.

Chang Ziya lifted the two of them out of the bed with a cold face: "Get out of here." Then he threw Li Yu on the next bed, "Clean up the bed and make it out."

"Ah?" Li Yu's eyes widened in confusion, "What are you doing cleaning the bed?!"

Chang Ziya turned around and replied solemnly: "Of course it's for Mibao."

Li Yu was extremely shocked: "Why did you give it such an ugly name?" After thinking about it, it was wrong: "What? A cat wants to sleep in a bed by itself?!"

Chang Ziya nodded: "Hurry up." She turned around and lowered her head, reached out and pinched the kitten's paw, two red clouds appeared on her face.

The standard configuration of the Kangda dormitory is a four-person room, and their fourth roommate has never appeared.

Therefore, the three of Wu Zhenzhen and the others enjoy a more spacious dormitory than others, and throw all the sundries and the like on the empty beds.

The vacant beds have a clear division of labor: one third is used to store cosmetics, one third is used to throw away public food, and one third is used to throw away large and small bags.

In addition, Wu Zhenzhen was not happy that his live broadcast background was too simple, so he bought a series of large-scale furniture such as leather sofas, super-large LCD TVs, and Japanese teahouses in the open space in the dormitory, and replaced the four beds with soft ones. The single bed, the desk was changed to noble cypress wood, and a pot of flowers and plants and a white lacquered bookshelf were placed in the corner, which is luxurious and low-key.

When she still wanted to buy a piano, she was stopped by the angry housekeeper: "Even if I charge you money, you can't be so presumptuous!"

Wu Zhenzhen felt aggrieved, so she had to give up the idea of ​​buying a piano, and switched to other expensive and useless things.

The orderly arrangement of things in the dormitory is also due to the temporary workers who come over every week to do sanitation.So it is not particularly troublesome to get out of the whole bed now.

Li Yu swept everything on the ground, threw the quilt there, and said irresponsibly, "Okay."

"Wow, it's so fast!" Wu Zhenzhen praised the turn of the head, and almost screamed after seeing the cosmetics thrown on the ground: "Li Yu, you are going to reincarnate!"

Li Yu pointed to those things and asked, "Otherwise, where are you going to put them?"

Wu Zhenzhen didn't have a sense of space and distance. He scanned his territory, pointed to the drawer where the keyboard was placed, and said, "This, this, this."

"...Okay, I'll move it here for you."

Li Yu came over with large and small cosmetic boxes, stuffing bottles and cans into the drawer, but of course none of them could fit in.

Wu Zhenzhen, big and small, there are eight hundred if not one thousand, and everything is heavy. When gathered together, they form a force that cannot be ignored.

Li Yu squatted down and put the box on the ground, took out a bottle of lotion from it, shook it, turned to look at the production date: "May 2016, it's expired, you bought it to show off your wealth?"

"I want you to take care of it!" Wu Zhenzhen snatched the things back and looked at them, only to find that they had really expired. When he looked at the sign again, his heart choked up.Crying while holding this 100ml bottle of Terrake Ocean Energy Moisturizing Lotion Ocean Water Moisturizing Lotion, I kept looking at Chang Ziya with aggrieved eyes.

Chang Ziya's scalp was numb and she turned her head away.

Li Yu grinningly took out a small hammer and tapped it on the table——

In the end, after reasonable negotiations, the three of them made the following decision: Chang Ziya sleeps on the sofa, Mibao sleeps on the big bed, things are still thrown on the bed, Wu Zhenzhen is not allowed to cry anymore.

Wu Zhenzhen: ~(≧▽≦)/~ohyeah!

I feel as if I have stepped out of the haze of a nightmare!

Life is going on as usual, although there is an extra cat in the dormitory, but this cat is too well-behaved, except for eating, drinking, and getting out of bed, it usually rolls around on the bed, and its two blue eyes seem to be full of oceans. Dahai, just has a bit of a temper.

Wu Zhenzhen touched its ears and was scratched.

Wu Zhenzhen touched its chin and was bitten.

Wu Zhenzhen touched its little paw, and was scratched and bitten.

Wu Zhen was really angry, and ran to ask Chang Ziya: "Why do you think you raised an ancestor? Can you talk about your mental journey?"

Chang Ziya touched Mibao's back, pink love hearts radiated from her body, and said expressionlessly, "It's so cute."

Wu Zhenzhen rushed forward and pulled Chang Ziya's mouth: "Cute can be eaten as a meal!!" She grabbed Mibao's tail, "Do you know that we haven't eaten for a few days?!"

Mibao jumped out of Chang Ziya's arms with a cry.

Chang Ziya looked at her empty arms, her face darkened, she silently turned around and ignored Wu Zhenzhen.

Li Yu lay weakly on the bed and said: "I'm hungry, I'm hungry, Xiao Zhenzi, help me get that bag of cat food, but remember not to be discovered by the intestines."

Wu Zhenzhen smashed a bag of cornflakes over: "Only this, eat it or not!"

Li Yu took the corn flakes miserably, and stuffed them into his mouth one by one with tears.

The three people in the dormitory haven't been out for two days. Ever since the kitten came, Chang Ziya has become a complete cat slave, poking the pads and stroking her belly.The little kitten has no sense of being frivolous, except for hugging its own tail, everything else makes the big devil feel good.

The other two could only stare blankly, and when they came back to their senses, they realized that they hadn't eaten for two days... There was no way, Chang Ziya had to remind them to eat before!

Wu Zhenzhen just wanted to strangle this cat, which was a disaster for the country and the people.

With resentment towards Mibao, Wu Zhenzhen squandered the rest of her youth on the live broadcast.

For the next two days, I still played games quietly.

Another day later, the local police came to the door.

Several policemen in blue uniforms showed their IDs to the dormitory manager, and took the three people from the dormitory to the police station.