This anchor is not sick GL

Wu Zhenzhen put on her aunt-colored lipstick, admired herself for a while, and then poked open the game icon.

At this time, a red barrage rushed out——

"Appointed duel, it seems that you are going to live broadcast your embarrassment?"

After reading the game, Wu Zhenzhen emptied his mind and began to think about what to eat at night.

"Don't pretend to be dead, I know you can see it, get out and fight!!"

After reading the game, Wu Zhenzhen began to choose a hero.

"Think I won't recognize you after I take off my makeup? Little bitch, if you don't compare, you will surrender by default. You are not qualified to interact with Xiaojin's Weibo in the future!"

Wu Zhenzhen glanced at the barrage area, and the word "makeup remover" stabbed her heart hard. Do these superficial humans think that she looks ugly without makeup!She is perfect!

Wu Zhenzhen was furious, and a few red bullet screens rolled over. She immediately thought of the match with a person on Weibo a few days ago.

What is it? ...

Wu Zhenzhen calmed down his anger and racked his brains.

However, in the eyes of others, her confused expression at this moment is contempt, and her silence is disdain in the eyes of others.

Xiao Su was enraged: "You arrogant thing!"

Wu Zhenzhen: ... I Cao?

Before she could react, the fans on both sides pinched first. Xiaosu's fans pinched Wu Zhenzhen because he was ugly (Wu Zhenzhen drank three glasses of water when he saw this, and wanted to pinch him himself), Wu Zhenzhen Real fans pinched Xiao Su's hot face and stuck his cold butt (Xiao Su's red bullet screens were all garbled, it seemed that she was out of breath).

Finally, the two sides reached an agreement, let's fight.

Wu Zhenzhen:? ? ?

It feels like... this is a fart agreement!

What the hell is a duel?

There was not much time for Wu Zhenzhen, and the duel was about to start vigorously——when Wu Zhenzhen was "invited" to a voice room, he remembered that there seemed to be a tearing incident on Weibo before.

At that time, she just became interested and responded casually. After that, she attacked metaphysics just because of interest. In the process of browsing the forum, Wu Zhenzhen learned a lot of gossip.The person who keeps challenging her is Xiao Su, who writes a book on the same website as King Kong Livestock, and is the number one poster of King Kong Livestock.

Although King Kong's novels are aimed at romance, they are often more like an ethical blockbuster.Coupled with the fact that King Kong's livestock is low-key, it is either retweeted or linked to new chapters on Weibo, giving a group of hungry colleagues a subtle fantasy.

As long as he can be tied to the Vajra beast, he must be popular too. — Thoughts from the number one tipper.

So CP was established, and the CP building was built. When Xiao Su was watching the CP text of herself and King Kong livestock contentedly, Wu Zhenzhen suddenly appeared! wtf?

No one can bear it.

Fighting is unavoidable, and the fighting has officially begun.

Wu Zhenzhen looked at the increasing number of people on the voice channel, and then at the barrage that flew up in his live broadcast room.

The bullet screen was full of words: I beg you to slap your face in the live broadcast, begging to tear you up in the live broadcast! !Seek live broadcast Seek live broadcast!

After Wu Zhenzhen watched the barrage for a while, the corners of her mouth raised, and she leaned back in her chair: Look, this is her passionate people.How could she not grant such a tiny wish.

"No problem," she said.

The content of the metaphysical skill test that Xiao Su came up with is very simple, at least for Wu Zhenzhen.

The first item is a mere endorsement.

Xiao Su said: "I'm ashamed that I didn't find Xiao Jin as a referee, but the referee is also a very great teacher of metaphysics."

Wu Zhenzhen watched the screen refresh in the live broadcast room and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

The referee was very objective and fair, completely ignoring Wu Zhenzhen, and the referee only spoke on the mic after the competition started.

I don’t know who decided the title, but he came up and said: “Laozi says: to the extreme of emptiness, to keep quiet, and to create all things together, and I will restore them through observation. Every thing returns to its root, and returning to the root is called tranquility, and tranquility The day returns to life, and the life returns to the daily life. Knowing the daily life is bright. If you don’t know the constant, you will act recklessly, and you will know the constant tolerance. The tolerance is the public, the public is the whole, the whole is the sky, the sky is the way, the way is long, and the body is not perilous. Please explain the meaning of this passage. "

As one of the most important basic textbooks of metaphysics, "Lao Tzu" will become an exam question and it is not hard to guess.It is not difficult to translate this passage of classical Chinese, the difficulty is to explain the truth.

In order to hold her thighs, Xiao Su has not been studying metaphysics for a day or two. Now she has brought up a set of insights from the encyclopedia to talk about it: "Everything grows with movement and stillness, and Yin and Yang. The world is empty and peaceful, and life grows from nothing." Yes, from flourishing to fading, and finally returning to the source, so the source is nothingness.”

After she finished speaking, she said to Wu Zhenzhen triumphantly, "Please advise."

Wu Zhenzhen snorted. She had read a lot of metaphysical books these days, so she naturally understood this kind of words.It’s just that understanding is understanding, and it may take a lot of effort to compile it.

Therefore, under Wu Zhenzhen's decision, he returned to the basics and said four words: "Start again and again."

The microphone was closed, the surroundings were silent, and even the comments stopped scrolling.

After about five seconds, there was Xiao Su's gnashing of teeth voice: "It's gone?"

Wu Zhenzhen also found that this was a bit perfunctory, and was about to add when he turned on the microphone, when the referee suddenly heard an earth-shattering sound.

"It's gone! It's good if it's gone! It should be gone!" the referee yelled crazily.

Wu Zhenzhen was speechless, so he said along the way: "Yes, it's gone."

"These four words, the essence, are too essence!" The referee was tearful, "Taoism emphasizes returning to the origin, but we have been using piles of rhetoric to explain it. Why? I really can't understand it, knowing that I heard the truth today Miss's explanation, I suddenly realized that there is such an idiom that can concisely and completely summarize the meaning of this sentence, the previous explanations seem so weak, ah, yes, yes."

Wu Zhenzhen shouted at the other end: "Hey, is it good that I don't have a surname?"

Xiao Su's voice came out from between his teeth: "It's agreed to praise me... Do you still want money?"

Wu Zhen said honestly, "Miss Su, you are still playing tricks."

Xiao Su immediately stopped talking.

The referee praised Wu Zhenzhen there, and the shady scene was like a joke.Wu Zhenzhen was a little happy, thinking: There is no way, God will always support good-looking people.

The comment area is more exciting than the feature film——

For the first time, I knew that I really understood metaphysics.

First time know +1

Leave me alone, let me brush up the real Su faction silently, love and kill each other, don't be too interesting.

There is a rebellion upstairs, the Jinzheng Party is passing by next door, and the friendly army still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

These days, cp pulls too fast and weeps.

……

A few people who ate bread chatted in the button group.

"Hey, last time I said that the true hero I was looking for was this woman?"

One person typed: "No, although they are all anchors, that one is an 80-year-old man."

"Oh, I also want to say that this person is also very powerful."

"Hahaha, isn't it just an endorsement? It's okay to fuck me!"

"..."

A few people obviously didn't take the content of the first level seriously.

After Wu Zhenzhen passed this level, the referee proposed to practice.

And this round of practice was just a coincidence, it was a random fate push for a spectator.

Although it is random on the surface, Xiao Su still made some tricks in it.

Wu Zhenzhen doesn't often participate in this kind of tearing activity, so naturally she doesn't know the way of it. After she got the basic information of the audience, she lowered her head to write the equation, and by the way, she also did some popular science in the live broadcast room. Of course, there was no People understand what she is popularizing.

After 5 minutes, she gave her life to push.

Xiao Su's pretentious disk almost fell to the ground, who is he to lie to, ordinary celestial masters would have to push their lives for an afternoon to get the result, but you are lucky, it will be done in 5 minutes.

Could it be that Wu Zhenzhen also played a secret operation?

The more Xiao Su thought about it, the more frightened he became. Combined with the referee's relentless praise just now, he felt that Wu Zhenzhen must have bribed the referee and the audience.

No, I can't give up yet.

Xiao Su thought: Maybe she was fooled.

Wu Zhenzhen knew what Xiao Su was thinking without using her brain, and she directly said the horoscope she released: "Ugly earth, born in winter, there are two fortune stars in the tomb, and the fate of two wives. The two are not one People, it shows that there are lovers outside..."

The spectator who was killed almost exploded on the spot: "What the hell are you talking about!" Then he chatted wildly with Xiao Su: "This is different from what you said!!"

Xiao Su was also very helpless, thinking that it would not be easy for her mother to arrange a care, so why didn't she go according to the script?

Wu Zhenzhen continued: "Wutu's official is in a partial position, and the wife's palace is not peaceful. It looks like a shady tree is burning, and there are peach blossoms. It means that your wife also has lovers outside."

The spectator clicked, and the phone fell to the ground: "What, what?"

Wu Zhenzhen lowered his head, looked at the last set of equations and said, "Although the position is off, the palace is not broken, and we won't leave. Don't worry."

The audience's mouth twitched a few times, and suddenly burst out: "Damn it, that little girl is stealing people behind my back, I said why is she so obedient recently! Ge Laozi..."

The cursing sound faded away, only a burst of electric sound came through the headset.

This act also shows the accuracy of Wu Zhenzhen's push. If it weren't for the audience's personal experience of the previous "external lover", he would naturally not believe what he said later.

Among the crowd who came to watch the play, there were a few spare trustees, all of whom signed up tremblingly at this time, and really believed in the existence of masters in the world.

After all, the original words of communication——are not so terrible!If you let acquaintances know about it, you can still get along.

After Wu Zhenzhen finished showing off, he turned off the computer.

But those who watched this duel were deeply moved.

One of them watched her live broadcast, glanced at her ID, and instantly recalled the help post on the Zodiac homepage, and all the melon seeds in his hand fell to the ground.

The man picked up the phone in his hand, swallowed his saliva and said, "Boss, I found the master—yes, that’s the true hero—no, no, no, she doesn’t have a beard or gray hair...it’s as if she’s more beautiful than the Zodiac. The boss is still young..."