This anchor is not sick GL

"What a broken store! I'll kill you with a bad review!"

Wu Zhenzhen flicked the mouse, and quickly scolded people in the comment column of a certain treasure with both hands.

Fans in the live broadcast room brushed up gifts one after another.

Momo~ I'm really angry~~ These fortune tellers are all cheating paper~ cheating money~

Am I the only one who puts the emphasis on really calling myself →_→

Upstairs you are not alone!It's so cute when it's really rough o(*////▽////*)q

Wu Zhenzhen clicked to send the bad review, and took a look at the comments on Taobao store while dragging the webpage, and was immediately taken aback.

All positive reviews, and almost all positive reviews changed from bad reviews, mostly in the form of scolding first and then boasting. No matter how harsh the previous scolding was, the additional comments will be as sincere as possible.

Wu Zhenzhen's comment was hanging on the top floor, as if foreshadowing something.

She gritted her teeth and thought: I will never compromise with the evil forces!

These bad reviews were changed to positive ones, don't think she didn't find out, isn't she just being threatened by the shop owner? !

Wu Zhenzhen said magnificently in the live broadcast room: "Report! I want to report this black shop!"

Fans cheered.

There are also a few who jumped out to oppose——

Bridge bean sack, I remember that the owner of this store is really a bit powerful.

...Don't get excited!I just saw that this is the Zodiac! !Zodiac!You can actually buy their fortune-telling!Their fortune-telling master is really super accurate! !

Yes, and the shopkeeper is so nice_(:qゝ∠)_

I digressed upstairs, okay!

Wu Zhenzhen is a sophomore at the Anti-Japanese University. She has long legs, big breasts and good skin, but she is an Internet addicted girl.

In her spare time, she played video clips and published various game live broadcasts. Later, she discovered a big money-absorbing business, and devoted herself to the industry of game anchors. While quietly enjoying the praise of everyone, she was happily corrupted by money.

This happiness was maintained until she read a certain web article.

It was a novel about the love between humans and ghosts. The love affair between the hero and heroine lasted for 5000 years, which promoted social development and sublimated human civilization.

So after outsmarting and fighting the biggest boss, the heroine's soul was scattered and the hero's soul disappeared.

All readers: ?

Wucao has more than 200 million words, and I just want to see two groups of air fall in love?

A group of readers cried and scolded the author's mother. The author was very upright, and discussed the possibility of humans and ghosts being together from a debating point of view, and finally came to the conclusion: if humans and ghosts are together, it can only be written as a short story.Then sincerely said: If friends want to read it, they can leave their names in the comment area of ​​the new book.

Too shameless!

...However, once you accept this setting, it still feels a little bit emotional.

Moreover, this book is not actually an emotional drama. It is important to learn the metaphysical knowledge in it. The plot is even more amazing. It doesn't matter if the ending is miserable... Damn it! ! !

Wu Zhenzhen couldn't accept the fact that the book she had read for a year turned out to be a tragedy. She ran to the comment area, found every layer of the author's reply, and cursed fiercely: The author is terrible!

Then copied "Shabi, perverted, garbage, garbage, no base" hundreds of times, exasperated like a massacre, the boss of Literature City almost thought that the hostile company sent a navy.

A row of black mines gleamed on the right side of the web page. In order to express her hatred for the author, she directly poured 2000 yuan into the book.

See if I don't blow you up, you little trash!

She threw mines one by one like venting her anger.

In the next few years, the author named King Kong Livestock wrote a few more books, from the little transparent back then to the real giant, Wu Zhenzhen also persevered in smashing landmines, from brainless black to rational black.

Now it's useless to just paste the words "author trash author trash". All Wu Zhenzhen's comments are just picking typos and punctuation.

As for why not pick plot bugs?there is only one truth--

The plot of this product is so beautiful!

Every time he sees King Kong's animal posting a new chapter, Wu Zhenzhen tears and worships, while biting a handkerchief to find fault.

While prprprprpr licking the plot, licking the protagonist and supporting roles, while criticizing this and that and the spicy pot with the keyboard.

Wu Zhen felt bitter.

She secretly poked at the villain in her heart, making you write tragedies without changing your mind!As a person who seeks vengeance, no matter how good your writing is, she will definitely carry out her dark deeds to the end.

After going all the way to this year, she suddenly realized that picking up wrong words was no longer enough.

The fans of King Kong's livestock became a little strange. They were able to discuss more mysterious things while discussing the plot.

For example, one person left a message: "The xx family is coming to the door, and it seems that a disaster is about to happen. If the person behind this incident is not him, it will be the person who caused the next case."

Downstairs a string of "The handsome guy said so."

"The handsome guy is right."

"Handsome brother, this sentence is really the finishing touch."

……

What are these things? !Why is her black comment so weak! ! !

For a moment, Wu Zhenzhen was angry from her heart, and the evil turned to the gallbladder. She set her life goal as "fighting against the idiot fans of King Kong and livestock", and then embarked on the road of studying, preparing to learn Fengshui in Metaphysics and Yi Wait, wait, show off your ambitions.

As the saying goes, if you know yourself and your enemy, you will win every battle.Before spraying King Kong's animal articles, she must know what the hell these "Lizhen", "Ninety Two" and "Six Five" are written by this guy!

In order to experience metaphysics for herself, she got up early this morning to search for the Yixue store with the highest praise rate on a certain treasure.

To become the store with the highest rating, the name of the store must have a gimmick: [I can count what others can't count, three orders a day, until the count is exhausted].

Click on the webpage, there are two pieces of jade in the baby description, and a baby link is attached.

Pull down again, and there is nothing.

Wu Zhenzhen's eyes instantly became sharp: very good, this store has successfully caught her attention.

She glanced at the price and bought one directly.

After payment, it will show that the transaction is successful.

... Ma Dan, did you say that rare things are more expensive?

She immediately opened the boss chat window sarcastically.

"Isn't it three orders a day? How can I place an order directly? Are you deceiving people? You just do this when no one comes to buy it?"

"It's still the first place in the praise, it must be done by you yourself."

"Garbage store, hurry up and refund the money, or I will report it!"

There was no response from that end.

Wu Zhen was really ready to order a direct return, and there was movement in the chat box.

"it is good"

Wu Zhenzhen in big characters: What is so good!

Another line was slowly typed out: It's so troublesome, let me show you more.

trouble?What trouble?

Wu Zhenzhen read the context together, and then suddenly realized.

This Dogecoin shop owner thinks it is troublesome to refund the money?

How can such a lazy shopkeeper open a shop.Thinking about it this way, it is almost certain that this store cheats money. The kind of real outsider must treat money like dung, how can it be like this store.

The more she thought about it, the more Wu Zhenzhen felt that she was at a loss.

She was very unhappy in her heart, but her body typed honestly: "Then it's already agreed, you'll make a calculation for me, and you are not allowed to go back on your word, when will it be counted?"What do I need to do?

The hair sent a message: Let's go this afternoon, look at the face and test the characters.

Wu Zhenzhen agreed, she ate a meal, read King Kong's livestock novels, and went to take a nap.

By the afternoon, she had completely forgotten about the fortune-telling, boarded the live broadcast room, and started to play a popular game called "Hero's Butt" live. She chose a jungler to keep poking people's butts While talking and laughing with fans.

When she poked No.13's ass, the owner of the Feng Shui shop knocked her.

It was only then that she remembered that she had an appointment with a fortune teller, and she wanted to open the window to let the boss wait for her for a while, but unexpectedly, in the game interface, the enemy surrendered without warning, and the game ended.

The army of fans posted a red barrage.

lie win lie win lie win~~

It's really true that it's the mvp, and you can beat your sister!

May I ask what are you doing now, Q friends in the live broadcast?

Wu Zhenzhen said on the microphone: "I made an appointment with a fortune teller this morning, but I forgot, so let's end the live broadcast today."

no no no!Really live fortune telling!

Zhenzhen actually believed this, hahaha, I actually burst into tears.

Pindao settled down in Qingyun gymnasium, do you want my little sister to make an appointment?

Seeing a group of people asking to watch the live broadcast for fortune-telling, Wu Zhenzhen thought for a while that it must be something deceptive anyway, and there was nothing to care about, so he continued to open the live broadcast and chat with the shopkeeper.

Shopkeeper: Look at the face, it is best to look at the camera, photos are also fine, as long as they have not been uploaded.

Wu Zhenzhen directly clicked on the video invitation, and when the green light came on, she proudly raised her chin and said, "Have you finished watching?"

A female voice with a slightly hoarse voice came from the other end: "Keep your head down, the light tone is normal."

Wu Zhenzhen snorted, turned off the sunlight above his head, and asked, "Can I see it?"

The other end was silent for a moment, then said, "Wash your face."

wash your face?Is the face very oily, with pimples and eye mucus?

Wu Zhenzhen turned pale with fright, quickly took out a small mirror from the drawer, looked at her face carefully, her perfect makeup was reflected in the mirror.

She asked a little puzzled, "Why do you need to wash your face?"

The other end chuckled, and after a while he said slowly, "The makeup is a bit heavy."

щ(゜ロ゜щ) is going to die, this shopkeeper? !

Wu Zhen smashed the mirror into the drawer angrily: "Mom, can you look at it? If you can't look at it, you will get your money back!"

Not long after the voice fell, a line of approval appeared in the chat window:

There are many rotten peach blossoms, the marriage is not going well, and there are no children and grandchildren.

After seeing it, Wu Zhenzhen broke out a motto without a teacher:

Day your sister!

After that, I didn't even bother to calculate the second hexagram, so I closed the page directly, cursing to report this broken store.

The majority of fans were still licking the shopkeeper's alto 1 minute ago, and sympathized with Wu Zhenzhen 1 minute later.

No children and grandchildren, although the society has developed now, the concept of having no descendants is still rooted in the hearts of some parents, and it is really cruel to cut off children and grandchildren.

Within 5 minutes, even the colleagues who were doing the live broadcast together knew about it, and comforted her on Weibo.

It's not bad to have no offspring~ raising a dog is the same.

Hey, I have been doing a lot of basics in the past few years.

My marriage is not going well and my children and grandchildren are cut off, but I am very happy now. ps My friend and I received a certificate in the United States (*′艸`)

Wu Zhenzhen glanced at Weibo, and was so angry that she vomited blood. With red eyes, she insulted the shopkeeper in the comment column, and wrote the most literary words in her life, then turned off the computer and threw herself on the bed.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he touched the pillow, there was the sound of kicking shoes at the door.

She stood up and looked in confusion, only to see the girl in the next dormitory wearing a mask and kicking open the door of her dormitory, holding up her mobile phone, and yelling when she entered the door:

"Really, are you Lace?!"

……

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