Xiaobai's world is full of joy

At 05:30, I was forced to brush my teeth, wash my face and eat breakfast in a daze that my mother pulled out of the quilt.Looking at a certain one that was still awake, Gu Ma snorted coldly and took out her big move, "Yeah, who is that guy downstairs from us? He's wearing a blue coat with a hood, and he's carrying something on his back. , I don’t have good eyesight, so I don’t know clearly.”

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." but I didn't even see half of a human figure. Looking at his mother with resentment, "Mom, you lied to me again."

Gu Ma didn't reply, she tapped the phone, Gu Tai looked carefully for a long time but found no difference, and asked in surprise, "Mom, did you change the film?"

"My old lady told you to watch the time, you pig." Gu Ma roared. Gu Tai wanted to complain that I am not a pig. Hearing what Gu Ma said, he looked at the time honestly. People are all bad, "Ah, Mom, I'm already 50, why didn't you call me earlier." After finishing speaking, he hurried back to the room, changed his clothes in 5 minutes and ran out.Naturally, although Gu Tai's home is very close to the school, it still takes 10 minutes to walk, and at least four to five minutes to run, not to mention that the playground is three to four minutes away from the school gate, so Gu Tai's tragedy, When Gu Tai was looking for his 5th company in the vast crowd, the chief instructor noticed the late kid with sharp eyes, and was worried that no one would come to warn him. Now he is catching up, the chief instructor suddenly He became happy, and walked to Gu Tai's side with a smile, "Student, where's your company?"

"Yeah, Eleventh Company, uncle, help me find the Eleventh Company. I can't tell if they all wear the same clothes." said the instructor.Hearing that uncle, a certain chief instructor was startled, then said through gritted teeth, "Very good, very good, from the eleventh company. What's your name?"

"Hey, uncle, are you bothering me? It's fine if you don't help me find it. I'll look for it myself. Uncle, get out of the way." A certain uncle... oh no, a certain chief instructor silently looked at the man who pushed himself away. The boy who opened the door showed a bright smile and slowly walked onto the stage.

"Today is the first day of military training, and I don't like to punish people. But, you have to know that every second on the battlefield may be the key to victory. The army is the most taboo for this kind of timeless concept. And everyone did a good job today, if I was late for less than 1 minute, I just turned a blind eye, but that classmate..." As he spoke, he glanced at Gu Tai's place, and Gu Tai Looking at the old uncle with a confused face, the expression on his face that the uncle was talking about the horse made the chief instructor even more angry, and he stared at Gu Tai bitterly, "That's the one over there, the boy standing next to the rostrum , come up to me."

Gu Tai looked left and right, but he didn't seem to see any other boys beside him. After thinking for a while, could it be me?Then he silently pointed to himself.Then I heard the chief instructor say, "It's you, that boy over there, come up to me quickly."

Gu Tai let out a yell and stepped onto the stage. After taking the stage, he heard the chief instructor say, "Stand at attention, take a break." Gu Tai reacted quickly, stood at attention, took a rest, and shouted, "Report to the instructor, Doraemon! Dream arrived safely."

After speaking, there was a burst of laughter from the audience, and the chief instructor's face turned green instantly.There were desperate expressions on the faces of those who knew this guy, and they really wanted to show that they had nothing to do with this guy.There are also children who know the source of the words and smile at each other, knowing it in seconds.

As for the origin of this sentence, it can be traced back to Gu Tai’s military training in high school. Their instructor at that time was an animation fan. Of course, Gu Tai’s confusion has not changed. I remembered it, I practiced them every day, I was so cute by this little guy, I like to tease him from time to time, watch him make a fool of himself, and add a touch of fun to my boring life.As for the origin of the Doraemon meme, it’s because every time military training, Gu Tai always seizes the opportunity to be lazy and pulls out all kinds of food from his pocket, enjoying it while eating, it’s really eye-catching yes.But the instructor turned a blind eye to this cute animal.Later, a girl fainted due to hypoglycemia. This guy took out about eleven or twelve kinds of snacks from the bag. The instructor and the people around were dumbfounded. , your boy is a Doraemon." When he was late again the next day, he was asked by the instructor to come like this, so, Mina-san understands, conditioned reflexes, everyone who was training with him at that time was really a hundred It's not good to try.

Well, now let's talk about the reaction of the chief instructor. At first, the boy called him uncle three times in a row, and the chief instructor was full of anger. Now this kid came to play tricks for him, even more so Let the chief instructor be stunned to death.He gave Gu Tai a hard look, who didn't understand what everyone was laughing at, and shouted at the bottom, "What are you laughing at, what's so funny, please be quiet." Those who didn't laugh laughed unconsciously. The chief instructor was completely angry. As for the anger, do you think this group of guys will end well?The answer is so obvious.

"You guys like to laugh so much, don't you? Then I'll let you laugh as much as you want. Today's training is to laugh all day. If you can't laugh anymore, I'll tell your school directly and tell them to figure it out." The hand left, and Gu Tai was in a state of confusion from the beginning to the end. He hadn't figured out what happened, and it was very helpless to receive such an order.Looking at the chief instructor who left angrily and Gu Tai who looked blank, the people below laughed even more.But this day was enough for them. I thought it was not difficult to laugh, but later I realized that I had to maintain the expression of laughing all the time, and my face was stiff. uncomfortable.And Gu Tai stood alone on the rostrum and looked at the group of people below with a stiff smile. The smile on his face had already stiffened, but his brain circuit still couldn't keep up. He still didn't understand what happened. , shouldn't it be trained?Why is it now a practice of laughing?Don't you have to pay attention to a smile formula when you join the army now?And that uncle, why are you so angry? If he didn't say that at the beginning, the instructor would be angry?

Various questions occupy Gu Tai's thoughts, of course his thoughts are never on the point.

Since then, Gu Tai has become famous, and many instructors are discussing Gu Tai's idea below. It's amazing. I think they also thought of various ideas to anger the instructor when they joined the army, but none of them achieved this effect. of.Of course, they would not have thought that Gu Tai did not do this on purpose, but just a conditioned reflex. Even if everyone finally understood that Gu Tai was not a black belly but a real idiot, it would be halfway through the military training. I will not mention it now.