Burial in the Ancient Tomb

The fish in the creek were unexpectedly big, bouncing hard on the sand and rocks trying to get back to the free waters, but unfortunately it was too far from the shore and all the struggles were in vain.Qilin drools when he sees the lively fresh fish, and his eyes are shining brightly. He never expected that such delicious food can be found in such nasty water!It's not that Situ has never given it fish, but Situ treats everything according to the highest quality. Qilin eats all top-quality sashimi, and this is the first time I've seen it alive.

Struggling in the arms of the little brother, he jumped to the ground, picked up a fish and ran away.

Situ was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "Fuck, it's not cooked yet, so hurry up!" But Qilin didn't understand at all, and ran away in a hurry.Speechless, Situ watched Qilin's disappearing figure, his neck got stuck before he turned around, and he was not interested in shooting any more fish, and even kicked one before landing.While Situ hollowed out the belly of the fish with a dagger and rinsed it in the clear water, the younger brother took the initiative to move all the dry firewood to the bank to build a new fire and light it.

After stringing a branch through the mouth of the fish and sticking it beside the fire, Situ felt that the pants on his lower body were still wet, and it was extremely uncomfortable to stick to his body.Situ stood up and made a gesture to take off his trousers to dry together, he thought of something and glanced at the younger brother.The little brother turned the fish in his hand to feel Situ's gaze, glanced at him, and followed his movements to see his hand holding the belt.

"Take it off." The younger brother said calmly.

Situ fucked in his heart, it wasn't that he was ashamed, he just felt that the relationship between the two of them was too embarrassing now, maybe he would set up a tent after being stared at by the younger brother in boxers for a long time. have no idea!

Situ resolutely let go of his hand and did not take it off.

"I'm too kind, I'm afraid you will see my second child feel inferior." Situ changed the subject.

The little brother snorted and continued to grill the fish.

Situ took a bite of the delicious grilled fish and felt that he had a tendency to masochistic. He hadn't noticed it before, until after the brother left, Situ suddenly realized that he could only use swear words to gain the upper hand , In fact, the younger brother broke his fingers and wrists at will, and he was as obedient as his grandson and did not resist.

But now Situ feels that he has followed in the footsteps of the past. It would have been better to just return the product from the beginning, and he always feels that something is wrong psychologically when he is with the little brother.Let's talk about superiors and subordinates, the younger brother's reflexes are so perfect that he can't help but look at him, saying that he is not so close as a friend, at most it is a partner relationship, he wants money, and I want protection.

No matter how you look at it, it's all self-abuse.

A meow was heard from a distance, and Qilin ran over like a ghost, drooling at the grilled fish. If it wasn't for the fact that the fire was too hot, he would have rushed to snatch the fish.Situ stopped thinking about it, and dangled the grilled fish in front of Qilin, wanting to tease him to relieve boredom. Unexpectedly, Qilin glanced at the tooth marks on the fish and gave him a disdainful look, then turned around and ran behind the little brother and rubbed his little head against him went.

"Fuck, it's unreasonable. It's Lao Tzu who raised you for ten years, not him!" Situ was depressed.

Qilin didn't care about Situ's glassy heart and continued to rub against his younger brother, who glanced at Situ and waited until the grilled fish in his hand was not so hot before handing it to Qilin. gone.

Situ ate the fish and said angrily, "Look, you are the only one to be bullied."

"I hate your saliva." The little brother continued to grill the fish.

Situ looked at the tooth marks on the grilled fish and fucked, this beast...

The smell of the grilled fish was so fragrant that it wafted all over the place. While eating the second fish, Situ drifted his eyes to the woods, and while chewing the meat, he asked the little brother: "We have gone quite deep into the mountains, don't you think?" Are there any blind bears in this mountain?"

"Yes, I have seen footprints." The younger brother replied.

"Isn't that fat and standing up to be about two meters tall, half of his right ear is broken, and his eyes are so small that he can't see them, they seem to be brown and dirty?" Situ continued to ask while eating fish, and the younger brother followed Situ Looking over, he saw a brown bear slowly moving over.

"Well, it is."

Silently, Situ threw away the grilled fish and picked up his backpack while scolding: "Fuck | You're too calm! Can you please!"

The little brother moved his hand back and picked up the long strip wrapped in cloth. With a shake of his hand, he revealed an ancient black gold knife, and he retorted without showing any weakness: "You are too loose."

"Fuck, I'm asking you to be a bodyguard, not an escort!" He hooked his foot on the little brother's backpack and carried it over his shoulder: "Climb the tree!"

The little brother gave up rushing up to PK the brown bear and went up the tree with Situ. The brown bear first glanced at the delicious grilled fish, but couldn't pass because of the fire, so he vented his anger on the two of them, roaring and ran to the tree. He slammed into the tree violently.

"Little bastard, I let you go with great mercy, and I'm shameless." He picked up the shotgun, which Situ bought from the villagers hypocritically. It was an old-fashioned double-barreled shotgun. It blew itself up.Situ aimed at the brown bear's hind legs and fired a shot, trying to scare it away, but the brown bear was frightened and slammed into the tree more violently, causing the leaves to fall straight down.

"Specially?" The younger brother asked slightly mockingly, Situ looked at the younger brother with a white look, and said, "Is it okay to call you uncle, no matter how you look at it, I am too kind and don't want to bully the weak, okay?"

"Is it."

Seeing that the little brother was very energetic and wanted to continue hurting others, Situ quickly crossed his hands and made an X, and said: "Stop, stop, stop, aren't you called Poor Oil Fucking, you don't have to reply to me every sentence!"

The little brother shut his mouth and looked at Situ.

"I'm not called Poker Bottle."

"Yes, your name is Menye!"

The brown bear bumped into the tree for 5 minutes and saw no effect, so he hugged the tree and roared to the top. Situ suddenly remembered something, elbowed the little brother and said, "Hey, I remembered when Qilin was at home. I just like to dig into cardboard boxes, and I don’t like to go into cat litters, so why don’t you give Little Bear a cardboard box to play with?”

"..."

Seeing the little brother looking at him with contempt, Situ clicked his tongue resentfully: "I can't make a joke."

Let's not talk about where to get a cardboard box for the "little bear" in Situ's mouth to play with. Let's say that unicorns are cats and bears are bears, and their habits are different. Who knows whether unicorns like cardboard bears? Do you want to carry a cardboard box for self-defense?

After about a minute of silence, a pleasant meow accompanied by a few full belches came from a distance.Situ was stunned for a moment, then cursed secretly: It's not good when the stinky cat will come back, but it will come back at a critical time.Sure enough, the brown bear's attention was immediately attracted to Qilin. Qilin had never seen such a huge stuffed animal. He was a little curious and wanted to get close to him, but he was overwhelmed by the stench on his body and knew he couldn't afford to offend him.

The brown bear took a step forward and roared at Qilin, so frightened that Qilin instantly shrank and didn't dare to move.Situ fired a shot at the back of the brown bear's neck. Although the power was not strong, blood was splashed out, and the pain made the brown bear roar and run over and slam into the tree.

I thought Qilin would know how to climb a tree to save himself, but who knew that the guy was so frightened that his legs limp and fell on the ground. Seeing Situ depressed and distressed, he pulled out his dagger and jumped off the tree to kill the brown bear in seconds.

"Fuck, shame on your face."

The younger brother stopped Situ with his arms crossed, and said, "I'll come."

Situ only said "Huh?" and saw the little brother jump up on the brown bear's head, raised his arm and grabbed the black gold ancient knife and stabbed it straight into the spine of the back of the neck. The elder brother threw it down, the younger brother pinched the handle of the knife to stabilize his body, twisted the blade with his wrist, the spine shifted with a "click", and the brown bear fell to the ground with a low growl and "boom", raising a cloud of dust.

The little brother jumped to the ground and carefully hugged the unicorn. When the qilin saw that it was the little brother, he was so excited that he kept digging into the hood to gain a sense of security. The little brother patted the back of the unicorn to comfort it .Situ, who was holding the dagger on the tree, didn't know why the back of his neck felt chills. He probably recalled the first time he saw the younger brother wring the neck of a blood corpse. He was a born killer and really suitable for being a bodyguard. Well, don't you really think about being a killer for fun?

The brown bear is not dead yet, probably paralyzed and unable to move. When Situ jumped off the tree, the brown bear was still panting and looked quite painful.The shotgun was put on the brown bear's forehead, and the "bang" gave it a good time.Jumping onto the back of the brown bear and pulling out the ancient black gold knife, it was quite heavy in the hand, the strength of the little brother's hands should not be underestimated.

"How about it, are you scared to pee?" Situ leaned over to the little brother and patted Qilin's buttocks. Qilin poked his head out of the hood and looked at Situ resentfully. His little eyes clearly complained, "Why don't you save me?" Me, keep saying that I am your own son, where are you at the critical moment!" Similarly, Situ wanted to touch the unicorn to comfort him, but was slapped away by the unicorn's paw.

Situ rolled his eyes at the sky, pointed at the little brother's nose and cursed: "Just now I want to save it, you won't let it, just look, now this beast doesn't recognize me!"

The younger brother looked at Situ who was covered in blood from pulling out the knife speechlessly, and said flatly, "The smell of blood."

Situ was stunned for a moment and looked down at the blood on his body, and could only remain silent.

I soaked my whole body in the stream to wash off the dirty blood on my body. After smelling it, I felt that there was still a fishy smell, so I simply lay down and soaked in the stream.Looking at the sky that was gradually turning red through the flowing water, Situ's mind went blank and he was in a daze for an unknown amount of time. Someone grabbed his wrist and pulled him out of the water.

With wet hair blocking his eyes, Situ took a moment to push back the obstructing hair, and looked at the little brother who was holding his wrist.

"What are you doing?" Situ asked helplessly.

The younger brother looked at Situ for a moment, and after confirming that he was still alive, he said, "I thought you were drowned."

Situ gave a fuck.

"It's so shallow that it can drown me, I can't survive!"

The little brother didn't answer, he shook off Situ's wrist and went to grill the fish for the frightened Qilin.Qilin still had lingering fears and clung to his younger brother to find a sense of security. As soon as the younger brother sat down, Qilin immediately jumped onto his lap and pressed his head against his stomach, making Situ speechless for a while.

Brat, he's quite good at taking advantage.

"Don't roast it, it can't eat that much, it won't digest it." Situ also sat by the fire and said while adding firewood, the younger brother looked at Situ puzzled.Situ was stunned, and explained: "One time it caught a mouse from nowhere and threw it into my bowl. It looked like it was showing off to me and asked me to praise it."

With a sigh, Situ was eating braised pork at that time, and suddenly there was a mouse in the bowl, which made him feel disgusted, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, so good that he didn't lose his mind, or Qilin's life would be lost, but the culprit was still angry He proudly cocked his tail and asked for credit.

"I scolded it, and this guy turned around and took the mouse to the balcony to eat it. I didn't expect that the mouse had taken rat poison, but the mouse itself was fine, but the Qilin that ate the mouse was almost poisoned to death. Only after going to the hospital for emergency treatment did he come back to life.” Situ clicked his tongue and looked at the Qilin who was tired of his body, then paused and said, “The root of the disease that fell at that time, it couldn’t digest it.”

The little brother nodded to express his understanding, and put down the grilled fish for Qilin to smooth his hair, with a special kind of kindness in it.

"See, you like unicorns?" Situ asked.

The little brother stroked the unicorn and nodded.

Then you, do you still like me?

Too hypocritical.

作者有话要说：2015年7月22日星期三23点33分57秒

_(:3」∠)_What, I made up the part about killing the bear, I don’t know if it can be done

It is estimated that without my little brother's skill, I live on the top of the tree, and the little bear will always leave

_(:3」∠)_Kirin’s own son, he’s already anthropomorphic in my eyes【Enough

PS: After looking at the ending of Tomb Raider, it seems that my little brother has no memory loss. Maybe this will be a foreshadowing?

_(:3」∠)_It’s a tragedy, am I the only one who thinks that my little brother must lose his memory?