Burial in the Ancient Tomb

There is nothing to say about this journey except that the journey is slow. Da Zike's arms were stiff while waving the machete, but he kept nagging tirelessly: "I'm so tired, my little sister beat my back."

The back of the head was hit.

Da Zike looked frustrated and said, "The surname is Lu! I protest! I demand a salary increase of B ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

Before finishing talking, Da Zike's feet were caught in a rope trap, and a golden hook hanging upside down on his body was quickly hung up on a tree.The few people hadn't reacted to laughing, and just heard the sound of breaking through the air, and a two-meter-wide and one-meter-high iron plate with spikes swung towards it.The little brother has good ears, and at the critical moment, he pulled out the dagger at his waist and threw it. The dagger cut the rope that bound Dazike's feet. Dazike screamed again and fell to the ground, clutching his back and buttocks. Know exactly what happened.

The iron plate slammed into the tree trunk with a bang, causing the leaves to fall down. Before Da Zike stood up, the rope tied to the iron plate was too old or could not support the iron plate. The weight sank down and hit Dazike straight.

Seeing this, Lu Shishi screamed and covered her eyes, and Lu Yan only gave a quick yell, and there was no time to remind her.

There was another "bang", and the iron plate wiped Da Zike's crotch and smashed into the ground more than ten centimeters. Da Zike maintained the posture of spreading his legs, his face was pale and he was almost scared to pee.Da Zike's whole body was trembling, and he stuttered and wanted to curse, but what he uttered was a pitiful sob.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ” clutching crotch of crotch, helpless hands and feet can only crawl over on the ground with hands and feet.Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and patted Lu Shishi who was covering her eyes. Seeing that Da Zike was not dead, Lu Shishi became motherly and patted Da Zike's shoulder softly to comfort him. Da Zike didn't know whether it was on purpose or on purpose, and burst into tears Thinking of throwing herself into Lu Shishi's arms to take the opportunity to bury her chest for healing, when Lu Shishi found out, she yelled at the pervert and wanted to push him away.

"do not move."

The little brother stopped quickly, and the two of them immediately stayed in place like wax figures.Lu Shishi kept pushing Da Zike's shoulder, and Da Zike kept opening his arms and trying to throw himself into Lu Shishi's arms.Da Zike stared at the big weapon right in front of him, cursing in his heart that his little brother is nothing, why do you pause at this critical moment!

"What's wrong?" Lu Shishi stiffened her body and didn't even dare to turn her head, fearing that if she made a mistake, she would fall into a trap.Lu Yan pulled away the grass, and saw a trap not far behind Da Zike. If Lu Shishi kicked Da Zike out, he might be able to sit in it.

After Lu Yan picked up a dead branch and triggered the trap, he said softly, "It's all right."

"Brother, have we entered the hunter's hunting ground?" Lu Shishi rubbed his shoulders and asked uneasily, Da Zike quickly stood up and hid behind Lu Yan, dragging his clothes and looking around wildly, deeply I'm afraid that another iron plate will come and kill him.

"Hold still! There's a bear trap at your back!"

A few people were very nervous at first, but Situ suddenly yelled, so frightened that Da Zike's legs softened and he knelt down on the ground and hugged Lu Yan's thigh tightly, crying and wailing: "Brother, I'm using my life Inverting, the so-called life is precious, love is more expensive, if it is for money, both can be thrown away, but money can only be spent by living people, right, death is meaningless!"

Lu Yan kicked Da Zike away unceremoniously, and did not forget to roll his eyes at Situ who was rolling backwards and forwards with laughter.

"Put on your face, as long as you know the way, you can go down the mountain at any time!"

Da Zike looked at Situ and then behind him who had nothing, and then exhaled. Hearing Lu Yan's angry words, Da Zike looked at the long way back, remembering that no matter how he walked, he couldn't get out. The ecstasy formation, the tears immediately flowed down.

"Ma Dan, you are calling her a prostitute, and you said you didn't force me!"

Lu Shishi recovered from the shock just now, she just rolled her eyes when she looked at Da Zike who didn't live up to expectations.

"Hello, dear physical education teacher, it was you who shamelessly turned to our house for a meal, and saw my brother packing his luggage and followed up shamelessly, okay?"

Da Zike continued to cry, rubbing his tears and snot on Lu Yan's pants, and was mercilessly kicked away again.

"Then why didn't you stop me?" Da Zike said, wiping away his tears.

Lu Shishi continued to roll her eyes: "My old lady threatened you and told you millions of times of danger along the way, did you hear me? She also said that I was lying to you in order to monopolize the money, damn it!"

No matter how regretful he was, he couldn't buy regret medicine anymore. Da Zike wiped away the tears of grievance, looked at the iron plate and then at the machete that fell next to the iron plate.

"No, no, no, I'm old and can no longer lead you forward, whoever finds a successor to take over my arduous mission! I still have my parents to take care of, I can't let the white-haired person send the black-haired person No, this is basic filial piety!"

Da Zike was already incoherent.

Lu Yan walked over speechlessly and picked up the machete, wanting to give the map to Lu Shishi to open the way for herself, but the little brother snatched the machete.

"I come."

Da Zike looked at the younger brother in a little surprise, this man was taciturn all the way and had no sense of existence except to find fault with Situ. If he hadn't stood up and said something, Lu Yan would have almost forgotten his existence.Thinking about the amazing agility and insight of this person, he let him open the way with confidence.

"Oh, as expected of my future husband, he's so handsome!" Lu Shishi impatiently made a heart shape with her hands and showed her love to her younger brother. Even though she was ignored, she didn't feel discouraged and continued to blow kisses. Lu Yan couldn't stand it any longer. up.

What the hell kind of team is this? Do you dare to cheat more!

Situ's accident was stronger than Lu Yan's. In his mind, the little brother was more dickish than him and arrogant. This guy even offered to open the way. Could it be that the Holy Mother was afraid that someone would be hurt, or that he was too troublesome to save others? ?

"Hey, I'm just afraid that people won't know you are good at it, so you'll be so frightened." Situ clicked his tongue and was not polite.

The little brother took a look at Situ, and swiped a few gorgeous knives with his hands. The tip of the knife on his arm reached the tip of Situ's nose: "Can't you?"

Situ moved the point of the knife away with his index finger, how could it feel more terrifying than being held by Sister Liu with a small cock!

"Okay, okay, boss, you are awesome!"

Situ raised his hands in surrender.

Several people made a fuss for a while and went back on the road. This time, the younger brother led the way, Lu Yan guided the way, and Situ, Lu Shishi and Da Zike followed behind to chat with cats. It was like traveling.

Lu Shishi first scolded Situ, the boss who was soft on the bodyguard, and then began to regret it, not because she was afraid that Situ would retaliate against her, but because she wanted to take the opportunity to inquire about the little brother, such as what he likes to eat, what he hates what ah or something.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that I still don't know the name of the little brother.

"Hey, Dabeitou, do you know the name of that little brother?" Lu Shishi tried to ask.

Before Situ could speak, Da Zike imitated Lu Shishi's usual appearance and gave her big eyes.

"Begging someone just after scolding, you don't want to be ashamed!"

Then he was kicked three times and dared not make a sound.

Situ looked at the little brother's buttocks and took a puff of cigarette, said: "He is called Man You Ping, and he is very flirty in his bones, so he is also called Man Sao."

"It turned out to be Brother Ping. It's the first time I've heard of the one whose surname is Boring. He is indeed my future husband." Lu Shishi was infatuated for two seconds and suddenly changed her face and wanted to kick Situ. The collar was pulled in front of him to block the kick.Da Zike clutched his crotch and howled, rolling around on the ground in pain, Situ sighed.

"The most poisonous woman's heart, she actually wants to plot against my second child."

Lu Shishi didn't pursue the matter when she saw that the blow didn't succeed, and walked quickly to keep up with Lu Yan, holding her chest coldly.After a while, Dazike struggled to get up from the ground and hugged Situ's thigh, crying and said, "Boss, we can't take this kick in vain!"

"How can I take a shot for me for nothing, and reward you with a hundred thousand when I go back." Situ Chun was amused, and Da Zike instantly stopped the pain and jumped up excitedly.Brother and the others had already walked a long way, Lu Yan called Da Zike impatiently, and Da Zike immediately chased after him.

Situ took out his cigarette and found that the cigarette case was empty, and it was too troublesome to get a new one, so he simply threw away the case and followed.

The team walked in a straight line, and the nature returned to calm again, only the weeds were cut down and the sound of footsteps.

The fog was getting thicker and thicker, and Dazike suggested on a whim: "I read that in novels, when the fog is written, it is very likely that the fog will disperse, or there will be a cold and pale hand on the shoulder suddenly. Or let's hold hands, and then we will see each other again." Don't get lost!"

"Why aren't you afraid that the hand you're holding will suddenly turn into a ghost hand!" Lu Shishi narcissistically touched her pretty face and "cut" and continued: "What are you talking about to be afraid of getting separated? Is it because you want to take advantage of the old lady? Not at all!" Thinking of something, he ran over to hold the little brother's arm and said softly, "Brother Ping, ah, no, handsome guy, we can't get separated, hold on to me!"

Holding hands is another keyword that evokes memories.

"Again, he's not a child, you're a feather catcher." Situ protested unhappily.

Lu Shishi puffed up her chest and said proudly, "Is it because I snatched your bodyguard because you are jealous?"

I fuck...

The little brother looked at Situ, the guilty Situ could only curse in his heart that women didn't have a good thing.

"Miss Lu Chichi, you don't know how to seduce people, so can you stop dragging me?" Situ clicked his tongue, making me nervous for nothing.

After hearing this, Lu Shishi shook off her younger brother's arm in displeasure, pointed at Situ's nose with her hips crossed, and cursed:

"My mother's name is Lu Shishi, not Lu Chichi, do you dare to pronounce it correctly!"

Situ was really speechless, he couldn't pronounce correctly, he couldn't even distinguish Qiling from Qilin.

Seeing this posture, Lu Yan couldn't move forward anymore. Can't this group of self-driving treasures stop for a while?After they had had enough trouble, Lu Yan sighed and said, "Okay, Mina-sang, rest here for an hour, aren't you hungry?"

Everyone rested on the spot and began to eat the dry food they brought. Qilin, who was dozing on Situ's backpack, was woken up and looked at the crowd. As if saying "It's like three autumns after a few hours", the envious Situ could only stare blankly.

He also wants to rub his brother's thigh to sleep!

Situ's laziness revived at the thought of sleeping, and he refused to get up while holding his backpack.

"Forget it, let's go on the road tomorrow." Situ said, hugged the unicorn and lay down on the backpack, then said: "Let that boring oil bottle watch the night for me, and don't wake me up except for the end of the world."

Da Zike was the first to agree. Anyway, the fog was so thick that he couldn't see the road clearly.Lu Shishi also expressed that she was exhausted and needed to take a good rest to connect with her younger brother. Only Lu Yan, a normal person, expressed her helplessness.

Is this what it feels like for parents to travel with their children? Don't let him experience it for the second time!

The author has something to say: Pfft, I wrote in [-] words that after the physical education teacher fell into the trap, several people rested on the spot

_(:3」∠)_Ah, how can I drag the plot more and more?

The subsequent plots may be so pissy, it is worthy of daily farming, such an inversion, the tomb has long been emptied by others