I am your fish
Chapter 2.
Yuan Jing: "Brother, are you really in a normal mind?"
The man raised his eyebrows, and after thinking about it, he realized that Yuan Jing was scolding him for being mentally ill, so he narrowed his eyes angrily, and a monster mist gradually filled his face.
Yuan Jing opened his eyes wide and looked at the black mist that was not caused by illusion, his heart almost stopped beating in shock, he saw hell in broad daylight!No... see the demon!
Yuan Jing was terrified, afraid that the uncle would turn into a demon face if he was unhappy, and open his mouth to eat him.
Seeing that Yuanjing believed it, the man put away the black mist and sneered, "Believe it now, lead the way."
Yuan Jing stood at attention subconsciously, then turned around stiffly, leading the way.It may be due to psychological effects. Yuan Jing always felt hairy and cold on his back when he was walking on the road.
As soon as he opened the door of the house, the person behind him walked in first. The uncle looked like he was in his own home. Yuan Jing hurried in behind, changed his shoes, and when he looked up, he saw the shoe prints left by the other party on the floor.
Yuan Jingshen sighed, "You... change your shoes."
The man lying on the sofa turned his head and looked at Yuan Jing; Yuan Jing cheered himself up and said to him, "Look, you've dirty the floor."
The man gave a "tsk", stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, and the marks on the floor disappeared.Yuan Jing was stunned, seeing this kind of pseudo-scientific magic for the first time in his life!
Thinking this way, he suddenly raised his head to look at the fish tank, and there were indeed only two fish left in it, one black and one red, and the silver-white fish before had disappeared.Yuan Jing walked over and knocked on the fish tank without giving up, and shouted, "Xiao Bai, Xiao Yin, Xiao Bai Yin, Xiao Yin Bai, have you eaten yet?"
Then he heard a male voice from the sofa, "Stop yelling, it's awful, my name is Shen You, don't make up your name."
Yuan Jing was startled, and looked back. Shen You was lying on the sofa, resting his mind.
Yuan Jing stood on the spot for more than ten minutes, accepting that the fish in his house could transform into human beings, and that the fish demon that had successfully transformed into a fish demon lived in his house.
Seeing that Shen You was still wearing outdoor shoes, Yuan Jing took out the spare slippers and put them in front of Shen You.
"Change your slippers."
Shen You frowned impatiently, "No change."
Yuan Jing: "Change!"
Shen You opened his eyes, and looked at Yuan Jing aggressively, "Then you can change it for me."
Yuan Jing was furious, but he didn't dare to shout, and finally said, "You change it yourself! You... If you are disobedient, I will find monks and Taoists to take you in."
Shen You laughed with a "sneer", with playful and disdainful eyes, "Monk and Taoist priest? Huh, I have jumped the dragon gate eight times and successfully transformed the fish with eight thunder calamities. I am not the same as ordinary fish monsters. Just you guys Monks and priests, you can't do anything to me."
Although Yuan Jing didn't know what he meant, he still understood the last sentence. He held back for a while, not knowing what to say. Suddenly, a light flashed in his mind, and he subconsciously asked, "Why did you dance eight times?" Didn't you jump over the dragon gate again?"
As soon as these words came out, the room was silent.Yuan Jing couldn't help but breathe lightly, he wondered if this fish demon would become angry and eat him, right?
Shen You stood up abruptly.Yuan Jing was scared by him and took a step back.Shen You snorted, glanced sideways at him, then sat back and changed his shoes.
Yuan Jing breathed a sigh of relief, then hid in the kitchen in fear.He opened the refrigerator and looked at it. It was empty, and then he remembered that he hadn't purchased and replenished the refrigerator.
"Hey, what's for dinner tonight?" A male voice suddenly came from the door.Yuan Jing looked over, and it turned out to be Shen You. At this moment, he was leaning on the kitchen door frame with folded arms, looking at Yuan Jing.
Yuan Jing wanted to pretend he didn't hear it, but he didn't dare, so he could only ask, "Does the demon still eat?"
Shen You looked at Yuan Jing like a fool, and when Yuan Jing couldn't help picking up the dragon sword, he replied, "Nonsense."
Won Kyung: Very angry, very angry, no no no I still have to keep smiling.
Yuan Jing crazily comforted himself in his heart, that's right, you must have temperament, connotation, and the appearance of a male god.
So he closed the refrigerator door calmly, and asked the fish demon with a distorted smile, "What do you want to eat?"
Shen You: "Red grilled shark's fin, drunk pork ribs, lychee meat, Youxi duck, anchovy shrimp, and spicy chicken."
Won Kyung: …
So he put on a decent smile, changed his shoes, opened the door, turned his head and said to Shen You gently before closing the door, "Oh, I don't even know how to do it, just think about it." Shen You catches up.
As for Shen You, who was captured by him, he stood there stunned, and only came back to his senses when he heard the door closing. He wanted to vent his anger but found that the person had already fled. Smile and sit back on the sofa.
But Yuan Jing, feeling good for a while, regretted in his heart, he bought a few cold dishes and steamed buns, ready to eat something casually in the evening, and when he came to his door, he hesitated and opened the door as if he was dead.
After opening the door, it was neither Shen You's black face nor the damaged furniture that caught his eyes. Yuan Jing was quite surprised, but he didn't dare to say anything. On the living room table.
Turning around, seeing Shen You still on the sofa, Yuan Jing thought about it, and called him, "That... I've eaten. Anyway, I'll eat first."
Shen You ignored him.
So Yuan Jing stopped looking for boredom and started to eat his own food.
While eating, Yuan Jing felt someone pat him on the shoulder, he thought, it must be Shen You, and he probably wanted him to give him a seat or help him hold the chopsticks.
So Yuan Jing turned his head impatiently, "What are you doing...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Standing behind is indeed Shen You, but it is no longer the handsome Shen You with handsome eyebrows and eyes, but...with long hair, in the middle...in the middle..., with a fish head on his neck.
Yuan Jing could even see the silver-white scales on his head.
Yuan Jing was so frightened that he stood up and took a few steps back. When he tripped and fell to the ground, he didn't stop. He just took a few steps back while sitting on the ground.
Seeing his frightened look, Shen You was so happy in his heart, so he bent down and said, "Are you okay..."
Yuan Jing saw the fish head getting closer and the details became more and more clear, and now he was really scared to tears.
"Ahhh, don't come near me!"
Yuan Jing took a few steps back in fright, and didn't stop at all when he bumped into something.
Seeing that he was so frightened that tears came out, Shen You never expected that this person could be so frightened, so she canceled the illusion and revealed her original human face.
Yuan Jing collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath and crying in fright.
Shen You didn't expect to scare people like this, he thought it was nothing.
...Of course, he has never scared anyone before, and he has no scaring experience. Maybe, if he is not careful, he is indeed scared too much...
But the apology in Shen You's heart didn't show on his face, he just said to Yuan Jing with a straight face, "Hey, get up, look at how scared you are."
Yuan Jing was overwhelmed by his contemptuous tone, angry and afraid, he didn't dare to get angry, and felt uncomfortable in his heart.At this time, he saw the steamed buns he threw on the ground in a panic, and felt even more uncomfortable.
After calming down for a while, he decided not to talk to Shen You anymore.Can't afford to provoke or hide?
So Yuan Jing stood up, went to the bathroom to clean his face, looked up and saw himself in the mirror, he was so embarrassed.Yuan Jing took a few deep breaths, then went out.
Yuan Jing picked up the steamed buns on the ground, threw them into the trash can, then sat back on the chair and continued eating.
The author has something to say: about a bad candidate——Shen You, who failed the make-up exam eight times [Fog] Why can't the mobile client change lines? ? ?
...Oh, changed.
The man raised his eyebrows, and after thinking about it, he realized that Yuan Jing was scolding him for being mentally ill, so he narrowed his eyes angrily, and a monster mist gradually filled his face.
Yuan Jing opened his eyes wide and looked at the black mist that was not caused by illusion, his heart almost stopped beating in shock, he saw hell in broad daylight!No... see the demon!
Yuan Jing was terrified, afraid that the uncle would turn into a demon face if he was unhappy, and open his mouth to eat him.
Seeing that Yuanjing believed it, the man put away the black mist and sneered, "Believe it now, lead the way."
Yuan Jing stood at attention subconsciously, then turned around stiffly, leading the way.It may be due to psychological effects. Yuan Jing always felt hairy and cold on his back when he was walking on the road.
As soon as he opened the door of the house, the person behind him walked in first. The uncle looked like he was in his own home. Yuan Jing hurried in behind, changed his shoes, and when he looked up, he saw the shoe prints left by the other party on the floor.
Yuan Jingshen sighed, "You... change your shoes."
The man lying on the sofa turned his head and looked at Yuan Jing; Yuan Jing cheered himself up and said to him, "Look, you've dirty the floor."
The man gave a "tsk", stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, and the marks on the floor disappeared.Yuan Jing was stunned, seeing this kind of pseudo-scientific magic for the first time in his life!
Thinking this way, he suddenly raised his head to look at the fish tank, and there were indeed only two fish left in it, one black and one red, and the silver-white fish before had disappeared.Yuan Jing walked over and knocked on the fish tank without giving up, and shouted, "Xiao Bai, Xiao Yin, Xiao Bai Yin, Xiao Yin Bai, have you eaten yet?"
Then he heard a male voice from the sofa, "Stop yelling, it's awful, my name is Shen You, don't make up your name."
Yuan Jing was startled, and looked back. Shen You was lying on the sofa, resting his mind.
Yuan Jing stood on the spot for more than ten minutes, accepting that the fish in his house could transform into human beings, and that the fish demon that had successfully transformed into a fish demon lived in his house.
Seeing that Shen You was still wearing outdoor shoes, Yuan Jing took out the spare slippers and put them in front of Shen You.
"Change your slippers."
Shen You frowned impatiently, "No change."
Yuan Jing: "Change!"
Shen You opened his eyes, and looked at Yuan Jing aggressively, "Then you can change it for me."
Yuan Jing was furious, but he didn't dare to shout, and finally said, "You change it yourself! You... If you are disobedient, I will find monks and Taoists to take you in."
Shen You laughed with a "sneer", with playful and disdainful eyes, "Monk and Taoist priest? Huh, I have jumped the dragon gate eight times and successfully transformed the fish with eight thunder calamities. I am not the same as ordinary fish monsters. Just you guys Monks and priests, you can't do anything to me."
Although Yuan Jing didn't know what he meant, he still understood the last sentence. He held back for a while, not knowing what to say. Suddenly, a light flashed in his mind, and he subconsciously asked, "Why did you dance eight times?" Didn't you jump over the dragon gate again?"
As soon as these words came out, the room was silent.Yuan Jing couldn't help but breathe lightly, he wondered if this fish demon would become angry and eat him, right?
Shen You stood up abruptly.Yuan Jing was scared by him and took a step back.Shen You snorted, glanced sideways at him, then sat back and changed his shoes.
Yuan Jing breathed a sigh of relief, then hid in the kitchen in fear.He opened the refrigerator and looked at it. It was empty, and then he remembered that he hadn't purchased and replenished the refrigerator.
"Hey, what's for dinner tonight?" A male voice suddenly came from the door.Yuan Jing looked over, and it turned out to be Shen You. At this moment, he was leaning on the kitchen door frame with folded arms, looking at Yuan Jing.
Yuan Jing wanted to pretend he didn't hear it, but he didn't dare, so he could only ask, "Does the demon still eat?"
Shen You looked at Yuan Jing like a fool, and when Yuan Jing couldn't help picking up the dragon sword, he replied, "Nonsense."
Won Kyung: Very angry, very angry, no no no I still have to keep smiling.
Yuan Jing crazily comforted himself in his heart, that's right, you must have temperament, connotation, and the appearance of a male god.
So he closed the refrigerator door calmly, and asked the fish demon with a distorted smile, "What do you want to eat?"
Shen You: "Red grilled shark's fin, drunk pork ribs, lychee meat, Youxi duck, anchovy shrimp, and spicy chicken."
Won Kyung: …
So he put on a decent smile, changed his shoes, opened the door, turned his head and said to Shen You gently before closing the door, "Oh, I don't even know how to do it, just think about it." Shen You catches up.
As for Shen You, who was captured by him, he stood there stunned, and only came back to his senses when he heard the door closing. He wanted to vent his anger but found that the person had already fled. Smile and sit back on the sofa.
But Yuan Jing, feeling good for a while, regretted in his heart, he bought a few cold dishes and steamed buns, ready to eat something casually in the evening, and when he came to his door, he hesitated and opened the door as if he was dead.
After opening the door, it was neither Shen You's black face nor the damaged furniture that caught his eyes. Yuan Jing was quite surprised, but he didn't dare to say anything. On the living room table.
Turning around, seeing Shen You still on the sofa, Yuan Jing thought about it, and called him, "That... I've eaten. Anyway, I'll eat first."
Shen You ignored him.
So Yuan Jing stopped looking for boredom and started to eat his own food.
While eating, Yuan Jing felt someone pat him on the shoulder, he thought, it must be Shen You, and he probably wanted him to give him a seat or help him hold the chopsticks.
So Yuan Jing turned his head impatiently, "What are you doing...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Standing behind is indeed Shen You, but it is no longer the handsome Shen You with handsome eyebrows and eyes, but...with long hair, in the middle...in the middle..., with a fish head on his neck.
Yuan Jing could even see the silver-white scales on his head.
Yuan Jing was so frightened that he stood up and took a few steps back. When he tripped and fell to the ground, he didn't stop. He just took a few steps back while sitting on the ground.
Seeing his frightened look, Shen You was so happy in his heart, so he bent down and said, "Are you okay..."
Yuan Jing saw the fish head getting closer and the details became more and more clear, and now he was really scared to tears.
"Ahhh, don't come near me!"
Yuan Jing took a few steps back in fright, and didn't stop at all when he bumped into something.
Seeing that he was so frightened that tears came out, Shen You never expected that this person could be so frightened, so she canceled the illusion and revealed her original human face.
Yuan Jing collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath and crying in fright.
Shen You didn't expect to scare people like this, he thought it was nothing.
...Of course, he has never scared anyone before, and he has no scaring experience. Maybe, if he is not careful, he is indeed scared too much...
But the apology in Shen You's heart didn't show on his face, he just said to Yuan Jing with a straight face, "Hey, get up, look at how scared you are."
Yuan Jing was overwhelmed by his contemptuous tone, angry and afraid, he didn't dare to get angry, and felt uncomfortable in his heart.At this time, he saw the steamed buns he threw on the ground in a panic, and felt even more uncomfortable.
After calming down for a while, he decided not to talk to Shen You anymore.Can't afford to provoke or hide?
So Yuan Jing stood up, went to the bathroom to clean his face, looked up and saw himself in the mirror, he was so embarrassed.Yuan Jing took a few deep breaths, then went out.
Yuan Jing picked up the steamed buns on the ground, threw them into the trash can, then sat back on the chair and continued eating.
The author has something to say: about a bad candidate——Shen You, who failed the make-up exam eight times [Fog] Why can't the mobile client change lines? ? ?
...Oh, changed.
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