I am your fish

The 23rd of the lunar calendar.

Yuan's mother cooked a table of dishes, and the family of three sat at the table and had a reunion dinner.While eating, Yuan Jing couldn't help thinking about Shen You, wondering if he would be hungry, if he would feel cold, and if he would log into QQ obediently.

After finishing the meal, Yuan Jing sat on the sofa to watch TV with his parents, then couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and glanced at it, seeing that Shen You in the separate group was online, he couldn't help feeling happy from the bottom of his heart, and clicked on , and then put it back with a guilty conscience.

After sitting on the sofa and watching TV for half an hour, Yuan Jing got up to go to the bathroom.After closing the door, he picked up his mobile phone and sent a voice message to Shen You, "Shen You, how are you?"

After sending, there was no response within a short time.So Yuan Jing put down the phone first, went to the bathroom and washed his hands, took it out again, and saw a new reply.

"I'm fine." Shen You.

Yuan Jing listened to it twice with a smile, and then said, "Remember to eat candy."

Shen You: "I know." Then he sent another message, "I... ate it, and my teeth are a little sticky."

Listening to his voice, Yuan Jing couldn't help smiling, thinking of Shen You talking while eating candy, he couldn't help grinning even more.

After a brief chat, Yuan Jing went out to the living room to continue to accompany his parents.

the other side.

After listening to Yuan Jing's words "I'm going back to the living room first", Shen You took off the earphones, still holding the sesame candy in his hand, recalling the slightly sticky taste, he frowned, but still took another bite .

...It seems to be pretty good, very sweet, and the sesame seeds are also very fragrant.

So I took another bite.One sesame candy is finished.I finished eating a pack of sesame candies.

After eating the candy, Shen You was silent for a while, looking at the empty bag, then he picked up the bag, shook the crumbs inside, his eyes hesitated, and felt that there was no one around (there was no one in the first place) ), pour the crumbs into your hands, put them in your mouth and eat them quickly.

When he was done, he threw the bag in the trash, clapped his hands, and pretended nothing happened.

The 24rd of the lunar calendar.

Today is the day to sweep the house and clean it.So Yuan Jing didn't stay in bed in the morning, but got up to clean up with his parents.

Because he is a strong man, Yuan Jing is given all the physical work of climbing up and down.Yuan Jing was wearing an apron and a hat on his head, and was sweeping dust with a feather duster.

After sweeping the ashes, they just wiped up and down, and all these busy tasks were handed over to Yuan Jing.Mama Yuan was in charge of washing dishes and tidying up, while Papa Yuan was sent to the laundry room to wash all kinds of sheets, quilts, sofa covers.

When he was busy, Yuan Jing secretly talked with Shen You. "How are you doing today?"

After a while, Shen You replied, "Well, it's okay."

Yuan Jing told him about today's customs, and sighed, "It's really rare to have a thorough cleaning once a year." Then he said "I'm off to work" and devoted himself to the cleaning battle.

Shen You on the other side looked at the room after listening to his explanation.house sweeping...?

He put down the earphones and stood up, just raised his arms, frowned, and put them down again.

Shen You came to the kitchen first, moved out all the dishes, and then started to turn on the water and wash the dishes.

He cleaned his face calmly, and there was even a hint of warmth and gentleness in the corners of his brows and eyes.

After cleaning the dishes, put them back again.Then Shen You came to the living room again, and wanted to take off the sofa cover to wash it, but when it was so badly removed, it suddenly occurred to him that he didn't know how to use a washing machine at all.

So Shen You gritted his teeth and frowned, throwing the sofa cover aside with a very unwilling expression.After thinking for a while, he relaxed his brows in compromise, snapped his fingers, a gust of water vapor attached to the sofa cover, and left after a while.And the sofa cover has a new look.Then Shen You put the sofa cover back in place.

He found another rag and a feather duster, and began to bustle up and down.

Choking on the dust while sweeping the dust, he turned his head in disgust, coughed a few times, his fingers were about to move, and wanted to clean it up directly with magic, but it was still useless.

Time passed, and evening came, the living room and the bedroom kitchen had been cleaned by Shen You at random. When he returned to the bedroom and came to the computer, he saw Yuan Jing had sent him a voice message.

"Finally, it's almost finished cleaning. I've been tired all day."

"It seems that frequent cleaning is necessary on weekdays. It's unbearable to come here all at once so thoroughly."

"Shen You, what are you doing at home today?"

After listening to these three voices, Shen You thought for a while, and then said back, "...to rest your mind."

Master Mermaid cleaned the house by himself without using spells, his body was sore from exhaustion, and his body was covered in dust... It's too embarrassing, there is no need to tell Yuan Jing, a stupid person.

The 25rd of the lunar calendar.

Yuan Jing looked at his phone and asked his mother, "Mom, are you making tofu today?"

Yuan Jing's mother gave him a blank look, "What kind of tofu are you making?"

Yuan Jing said innocently: "25, make tofu."

Yuan's mother was too lazy to tell him, "Don't do it, don't do it."

Yuan Jing: "Then what are you doing today?"

Mama Yuan: "Continue cleaning."

Yuan Jing: "Is the cleaning done?"

Mama Yuan: "Rest."

Yuan Jing was dumbfounded.Then go clean up.

Near noon, Yuan Jing was sent to buy vegetables by Yuan's mother.

Yuan Jing asked, "What to buy?"

Mama Yuan: "Buy tofu."

Yuanjing's brain short-circuited for a moment, "Why buy tofu?"

Yuan's mother looked at Yuanjing as if looking at a silly son, "Eat."

Yuan Jing: "Oh." Then he took the money and went out.

It was only after I went out that I suddenly realized, oh! 25 Do you eat tofu?

Then happily sent a voice message to Shen You, "Shen You, I seem to want to eat tofu today."

Shen You turned around, "Why do you want to eat tofu?"

Won Kyung:...

So he found Baidu.

According to folklore, after the Stove King reported to heaven, the Jade Emperor would go down to the lower realm to see if every household was as the Stove King said, so each household ate tofu dregs to show their poverty and avoid the Jade Emperor's punishment.

Shen You looked at the text sent by Yuan Jing for a while, and then replied, "Got it."

Won Kyung: Know what?

In the supermarket, the impulsive Shen You frowned, looking at the tofu in front of him, feeling a little overwhelmed.

... how much to buy?What should I do if I buy too much and not enough money?

Shen You, whose complexion was getting darker and darker, couldn't help but dragged a passerby, "Hey, how much is a piece of tofu."

The passer-by looked confused, and subconsciously replied: "This has to be weighed."

Shen You frowned.Then he picked a small piece of tofu and took it to a place where it could be weighed. "How much is this one?"

The staff smiled: "Two yuan and two."

Shen You took the tofu, paid the money and went home.Obviously, the extremely clever fish demon has obviously learned how to buy things and pay bills, and also knows the current denomination of money in the human world.

After returning home, Shen You had a hard time facing this piece of tofu.

...how to eat.

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【small theater】

Shen You: [reading] Every family eats tofu to show their suffering...tofu?

Shen You: [Looks moved to the whole piece of tofu] [This does not seem to be tofu residue...] [...Simple]

Shen You: [cover the tofu tightly with a plastic bag] [clench fist] [smash] [smash] [smash]

Shen You: Now it's tofu, right?