[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

The transaction went smoothly, but Fan Dabao couldn't keep his mouth idle, he was restless with Mi Xiaolian's account, jumping up and down next to Dawei, muttering: "Although you are not filial, I am still your father."

Dawei said, "Dad, why don't you give me more money?"

Fan Dabao said, "But from today onwards, I am no longer your father."

After receiving the money, Dawei patted his pocket and said, "Thank you for your patronage, how about buying 20 and getting one free, and then giving you a fantasy?"

Fan Dabao immediately hugged Dawei's thigh and shouted, "Father!"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Grandma Tuan scolded: "Hey, hey! Don't use Mi Xiaolian's name to do such embarrassing things!"

Fan Dabao turned his head and looked at Grandma Tuan resentfully and said, "Nie Zhan! From today onwards, I will no longer be your father!"

Grandma Tuan pointed a weapon at him and said, "You have the guts to get out of the safe zone!"

Fan Dabao said: "I'm staying at home today, have you ever played Monopoly? I can warn you, you will be charged tolls if you pass in front of my house, not to mention you have been standing in the house for so long! Take the money Come!"

Grandma Tuan rolled up her sleeves and was about to beat him up: "I won't deal with your father and your surname today!"

Fan Dabao said, "Did you stop talking? I'm not your father anymore, whoever's surname you like!"

Guo Dahua and Zhao Xiaogua hurriedly stopped Grandma Tuan and advised, "Don't argue with him, it's been a whole night, and I haven't done any tasks yet, let's go~"

Fan Dabao stood up and spread his hands and said, "I haven't given you the money yet!"

Tuan Datui: "Get lost!"

Fan Dabao: "Unfilial son!"

After everyone dispersed, Mi Xiaolian said to Fan Dabao earnestly, "Master Dabao, I think it is very necessary for us to sit down and have a good talk."

Fan Dabao said, "What's the matter, Young Mistress?"

Mi Xiaolian asked: "What's the matter with your friend group?"

Fan Dabao laughed and said, "Is it very connotative? Is it very vivid? Look, aren't the thighs and the old bastard both rich and stupid? Especially the old bastard, who has never done what normal people should do." thing."

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while and said, "...Indeed."

Fan Dabao said: "Da Shaque and Sangbiao, those two little dicks, have no money and are easy to fool, especially Da Shaque, you can see him being tossed into anything by sweet potatoes."

Mi Xiaolian nodded: "...that's right."

Fan Dabao: "I won't say much about Ah Tuan and the others, everyone can see it, especially those like Ah Tuan, who have big breasts and are stupid, straight men love them the most~"

Mi Xiaolian asked with a smile: "Aren't you afraid that they will beat you?"

Fan Dabao said, "If you don't tell me, how would they know?"

Mi Xiaolian suddenly understood something, maybe Fan Dabao hadn't told anyone the account password, maybe there was a reason for this, he was really angry and funny, and asked: "What's going on with my group?"

"Oh... this..." Fan Dabao looked around, then suddenly pointed to the corner of the wall and said, "Look! Who lost the money!" Then he sneaked a look at Mi Xiaolian, and found that Mi Xiaolian didn't respond at all. Looking at him with contempt, Fan Dabao said with a sneer, "It's actually like this..."

Mi Xiaolian raised her chin: "Huh?"

Fan Dabao said: "You also know that I am a cultured person."

Mi Xiaolian: "And then?"

Fan Dabao: "If I hadn't been working on facets, I would definitely have chosen to be a writer, writing small and fresh articles and stewing chicken soup of love and dreams..."

Mi Xiaolian: "Well, what next?"

Fan Dabao: "Do you think I can change careers now?"

Mi Xiaolian: "First explain what happened to my friend group and then it's not too late to change careers."

Fan Dabao stammered: "Oh, I may not be able to write romance novels, after all, I don't know women very well, or I'll write science fiction novels, such as Monkey King vs Ultraman, Batman Spiderman waits for Superman to take a bath, what kind of sister-in-law climbed into my bed in the middle of the night, my sister-in-law hugged me tightly, etc. Do you think these themes can become popular?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "First explain what is going on with my friend grouping, and then I will analyze with you which subject is the most popular."

Fan Dabao: "It's actually like this. I have always hoped to use my words to criticize ugliness, promote righteousness, protect nature, liberate all human beings, save virgins, so that everyone can get great harmony in life... He glanced at Mi Xiaolian, then stomped his feet and said, "I can't make it up anymore!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Make it up, keep making it up, I'm listening."

Fan Dabao said: "Oh, you baby, you look so delicate, why are you so stubborn?"

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Who are you saying has small breasts?"

Fan Dabao said: "Then you really have no breasts, you can see for yourself how much you read!"

Mi Xiaolian looked down and touched her chest again. It was true that she had no breasts... He said, "No! Who are you calling brainless!"

Fan Dabao had an idea and asked, "What kind of mouse walks on two legs?"

Mi Xiaolian asked suspiciously, "Mickey Mouse?"

Fan Dabao asked again: "Then why do ducks walk on two legs?"

"Donald Duck..." Mi Xiaolian blurted out without thinking, and it was too late when she realized, "...Damn it!"

Fan Dabao laughed loudly and said, "Why did you fall for a topic that even Ah Tuan knew hahahahahahahahaha." Then he stepped forward and patted Mi Xiaolian on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, I'm sad, It is not a shame to be on the same level as Ah Tuan's IQ."

Mi Xiaolian ignored Fan Dabao, and picked up two apples angrily, one in each hand, thinking, is it big breasts and no brains, or small breasts and no brains?Then he said decisively: "I want to transform my account into a sandbag milk!"

Fan Dabao hurriedly asked, "Are you okay? Sandbag milk is so fun?"

Mi Xiaolian said angrily: "I can carry milk... at least I have big breasts!"

Fan Dabao said, "But I like breastless ones."

Mi Xiaolian was stunned: "Huh?"

Fan Dabao looked at Mi Xiaolian's equipment and said, "It's good for you, there's no need to change it."

Mi Xiaolian said: "No breasts, no blood."

Fan Dabao: "Who dares to dislike you for not being able to add blood? See if I spray him to death!"

Mi Xiaolian played with her heart, and teased Fan Dabao, saying: "No breasts and no brains, it's very miserable."

Fan Dabao said: "Who dares to say that you have no brains? See if I don't scold you, you don't know your mother!"

Mi Xiaolian said: "Okay, then you can show me who you don't know your mother or father first."

Fan Dabao shook his head and said, "Except for me~"

Mi Xiaolian laughed and said, "I'll stab you to death if you go out!"

"Then I'll go to the forum tomorrow and post a post about why you murdered your husband by drinking poisonous milk in the countryside~" Fan Dabao said, "Okay, let's change back."

Mi Xiaolian nodded, and after logging into her own account, she found that Fan Dabao had created a separate group for herself: handsome people with long legs but short mouths.

Mi Xiaolian said: "It's not fair at all!"

Fan Dabao said: "It's fair~ I'm wrong?" Then he blinked his eyes and looked at Mi Xiaolian and said, "By the way, I'll be home late tomorrow after working overtime, so help me plant some money, young mistress~"

Mi Xiaolian poked his eyes with her finger and said, "Call me Dad!"

The next night, Mi Xiaolian double opened Fan Dabao's account, and when she clicked on the friend list to form her own BX account, she saw that his separate group had been changed.

Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, it's better to get divorced!