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It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement. People in country clothes think that the wild cat must have eaten the ambitious leopard and dared to dig into the corner of Sangbiao. As a result, Sangbiao killed three of them on the day of the incident and scolded him back and forth. From then on, he turned a blind eye to him, and his brothers were not allowed to be troublesome, and his family ugliness should not be exposed.

Guo Dahua asked Fan Dabao to comfort Sangbiao. Fan Dabao said that this kind of thing shouldn't be done to your girls, and she will throw a splash and scold the stinky man for not having a good thing. I want to lie down?Guo Dahua said no, Sangbiao's painting style was obviously different from that of ordinary girls, and then Fan Dabao left in despair.

Fan Dabao: "Sister Sangbiao, what are you doing?"

Sangbiao: "Go away, sister Qing is hostile and has no time to talk to you."

Fan Dabao: "Oh, are you okay? The crowd asked me to visit you."

Sangbiao: "What can happen to me? Even if all the people on the Shanji family's household registration book have an accident, my mother will be fine."

Fan Dabao: "Let me just say, how could Sister Sangbiao, who is so wise and powerful, hurt her nerves because of the pheasant! Seriously, Sister Sangbiao, if you haven't let out such a bad breath, the brothers block him every day, and the brothers follow him!" He hates the three rivers and the four seas day after day, chasing him in the Shuiyun Palace in the sky, chasing him in the Qianlong Palace in the ground, and the golden-winged bird at the gate of Mushan, plucking his three hairs of Jiebao!"

Sangbiao: "Hehe, you just have to talk poorly. You stinky men don't have a good thing. The grandson of the pheasant dares to say that he has fucked the universe when he pokes his dick to the sky, and says that the earth is pregnant with his seed if he does push-ups on the ground. , You said that if he wants to cheat, he will also cheat on someone, right? My mother can still be more balanced in her heart, and he is going to make a girl with a watery head, oh shit, I almost lose my old face! Sometimes Thinking about it, I really want to kill him."

Fan Dabao: "Don't, we have to have kind thoughts in our hearts, right? No matter how much we hate someone, we can't wish him to die. Wouldn't it be fine if he was incontinent, blind, deaf, heart failure, teeth falling off, top, hand, and disability?"

Sangbiao: "...Aren't you more ruthless?"

Fan Dabao: "How do you sing a song? As long as your life is not as good as mine, you die earlier than me, you can't eat enough for every meal, and you still look old ~ spring feast ~ a glass of green wine and sing again ~ I will worship Chen again Three wishes~ one wish Lang Jun sheep tail~ two wishes that the little sister is moldy, three wishes like a male praying mantis, the body is gone~haha~haha~ha~~the body is gone~~~"

Sangbiao: "Wucao, what a song you have ruined like this, go away, don't bother me, stinky man!"

Fan Dabao came back disheartened, and said to Guo Dahua, "I can't do such a thing!"

Guo Dahua said: "You scumbag! I'll go!"

Fan Dabao: "Are you going or not?"

Guo Dahua: "I'll go! I'll go!"

When Guo Dahua found Sangbiao, she was in a daze on the small island beside the passing water, and even her eye circles were red.

Guo Dahua: "Sister Sangbiao?"

Sangbiao: "I know what you want to say, I'm really fine."

Guo Dahua: "Are you still sad?"

Sangbiao: "It's okay, but I'm a little choked up."

Guo Dahua: "Oh... Actually, wouldn't it be better if you said it?"

Sangbiao sighed: "There's nothing to say, this kind of thing is rare? I just didn't expect it to happen to me. Based on the relationship I have played with Pheasant since we were in the small room, I can't treat him like that." It’s too cruel. Others say I’m fierce, but the pheasant is like that. If I’m not fierce, we two can only be bullied. Now that he’s found something more suitable for him, I can only wish him 200 years of infertility. The infertile and prematurely born white-haired man sent the black-haired man...Mabi, brat, don’t fall into my sister’s hands, first chop your dick, then wrap your balls around your neck and tie a bow on horseback!”

Guo Dahua gasped in fright: "Sister Sangbiao, I'm leaving first because you're famous."

Guo Dahua came back crying and said, I think it's better not to persuade her, it's fine, the more I persuade her, the more her chicken will freeze. Just now she said that she would chop up the pheasant's penis!And put his balls around his neck and tie a bow!A woman's loss of love is not only sad but also hurts her body. "

Fan Dabao said, "Then what should we do?"

Mi Xiaolian floated a sentence: "I can't forget the old love because the time is not long enough and the new love is not good enough."

Fan Dabao said, "It's enough if the new love is good enough."

Big Tits Tuan: "Hurry up! Find her a new lover quickly! She has long legs, big dick, rich face and handsome face!"

Fan Dabao thought for a while, then patted the table and said, "Thick thighs! My master! He has already returned to China, and he has no shortcomings except that his Chinese language is bad and his fart is bad!"

Big Tits Tuan: "That's him! Find a way to match them! Sangbiao's biabia mouth can teach him to speak Chinese!"

The pimping decision was passed unanimously so happily, and it is completely unknown whether the pure-hearted landlord and the pretty tenant are because they are idle, because they are idle, or because they are idle.

Although the matter of pimping was new and exciting, but the object of the pimping was Sang Biao, and everyone else was worried that they might die if something happened.The old bustard Fan said: "You can't die but your dick is turned upside down! What is there to be afraid of?"

Guo Dahua burst into tears: "I don't have that thing..."

Fan Dabao rolled his eyes at her and said, "Go, buy a pair of floral underpants to wear."

Guo Dahua: "What do you mean?"

Fan Dabao: "Fancy pretense, forceful soaring to the ninth heaven."

Then Fan Dabao took Mi Xiaolian to attack the thick thigh first, and chatted with him when the thick thigh was red.

Fan Dabao: "Leg, do you have a girlfriend?"

Thick thighs: "Girlfriend? Not yet. I just returned to China, and I don't know enough about the living habits here. Let's talk about it later. Don't we Chinese pay attention to ape dung?"

Fan Dabao: "It's fate~"

Thick thighs: "Oh, fate. I wrote it down."

Fan Dabao: "What about your criteria for choosing a mate?"

Thick thighs: "Whatever, just treat me well."

Fan Dabao: "Which kind of girl do you like? What do you think of the flirtatious wild cat?"

Thick thighs: "Father what?"

Mi Xiaolian: "It means very delicate."

Fan Dabao: "Yes, yes, she is a very delicate and lovely girl like Ye Mao."

Thick thighs thought for a while and said: "No! No! Mike! nokidding! Although my standards are very low, at least I can't find someone with a sick mind?"

Fan Dabao nodded to Mi Xiaolian and secretly said, "As a straight man, he can still handle it clearly."

Thick thighs said: "What do you want to do when you ask these questions?"

Fan Dabao said: "I didn't think about dowhat, just ask casually, care about the lives of compatriots after they return to China, let you feel the love and warmth of the people of the motherland, by the way, a friendly reminder, don't lick the iron gate when it's cold."

Thick thighs asked curiously: "Why? Why can't you lick the iron gate?"

Fan Dabao: "If I told you not to lick it, then don't lick it. How can there be so much nonsense?"

The thick thigh asked Mi Xiaolian: "Miss Lian, why can't you lick the iron gate?"

Mi Xiaolian was also confused and said, "I don't know either..."

Then the thick thighs didn't respond.

After 15 minutes, the thick thigh roared angrily: "Xie Te's mother fucked a Fuck! Fan Dabao, I'm Fake yoursecondgrandfather!!"

Fan Dabao was in a trance for a while, and Mi Xiaolian asked, "What's the matter?"

Fan Dabao said: "Hahahahaha he went to lick the iron gate hahahahaha!"

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while before realizing it: "... at least I'll have to drink porridge for a month."

Fan Dabao: "By the way, what does second grandfather mean?"

Mi Xiaolian: "...your second uncle."

Fan Dabao: "Hey, this fake foreign devil."

That weekend, the innocent landlord Qiaotenke organized a difficult book. Fan Dabao called Sangbiao and Thick Thighs to help. Sangbiao and Thick Thighs knew each other's existence. Because there was no conflict of interest, they kept fighting each other. So the two are not familiar with each other, and the thick thighs really want to take this opportunity to win over Sangbiao.

Thick thighs greeted Sangbiao first: "Hi~MissSong.mymameisLeg.nicetomeetyou."

Sangbiao: "Wucao, you are a fake foreign devil, what kind of treasure are you talking about, and Han Meimei, who is still riding a horse!"

Fan Dabao smiled apologetically, "Sister Sangbiao, Sister Sangbiao, don't get angry. This is my master. I grew up abroad and I can't speak Chinese. I can speak English more easily. Please forgive me."

Sang Biao said: "I said, where do you know these monsters?"

Thick thighs asked: "Ghosts and snake gods? Does Whatmean mean dick?"

Fan Dabao smoothed things over and said, "Dick, dick, very dick."

Sangbiao rolled his eyes: "My height is Baidu cut."

Thick thighs: "MissSong speaks very intersting."

Sangbiao: "Mynameis Sangbiao, don't name me blindly."

Thick thighs: "I don't know the word behind, howcanspeakit"

Sang Biao: "Grass mud horse, I can't stand it, Dabao! Change the team for my old lady!"

The thick thigh quickly apologized: "Sorry! Miss Sanghu! Did I say something that made you unhappy? Please accept my apology."

Mi Xiaolian said to her thick thighs: "That word is pronounced biao, the first sound..."

Sangbiao: "...Come on, just keep your mouth shut."

Get a good buff and start rolling.

Thick thighs: "Miss Sangbiao's heroic appearance in fighting monsters is really majestic."

Sangbiao: "Nimma turn on a washing machine, bang bang bang, bang bang, how handsome are you?"

Thick thighs: "Miss Sangbiao is also very skilled in switching weapons."

Sang Biao: "Anyone with a normal IQ will change weapons if they hold a hammer and can't use the long knife skill."

Thick thighs: "Miss Sangbiao..."

Sangbiao: "Shut up, if BB goes out, I'll chop you up!"

In short, this time the meeting ended not very pleasantly under the eyes of the thick thighs who kept being courteous and Sangbiao who kept rolling their eyes.

Because the meeting (cooperation) and kissing (death) was not very successful, the innocent landlord led the pretty tenants into two groups, Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian looking for thick thighs, Tuan Da Niu and Guo Dahua lobbying Sang Biao, Continue to die loudly.

Fan Dabao grabbed his thick thigh and asked here and there, and by the way, he went down to Gu Ba to preach: "I think you are very interested in Sangbiao?"

Thick thighs said: "I just want to win over her influence."

Fan Dabao asked, "Then what do you think of her?"

Thick thighs exclaimed: "Oh~~ cake seller! sheisabadbadgirl! So fierce! Hey, a physical attack monster."

Fan Dabao: "The master of a powerful force, how can he suppress the younger brother's hostility if he is not fierce?"

Thick thighs: "I knew her style was more aggressive before, but I really didn't expect it."

Mi Xiaolian: "It's aggressive."

Thick thighs: "Sturdy, tough, Mike, you often play with her, don't you have three views?!"

Fan Dabao: "What are you talking about?"

Mi Xiaolian: "All right..."

Fan Dabao: "If you don't know how to say it, don't be so literary!"

Thick thighs: "A word I just learned, take it out and use it."

Fan Dabao: "You just pulled out a lump of golden Xiang, do you want to show it off?"

Thick thighs: "Cake seller! It's too vulgar, you should play with Sangbiao less in the future, don't be taught badly."

Fan Dabao thought to himself, I am already very bad.

Thick thighs continued: "But it's good as friends, GoodBrothers."

Fan Dabao turned his head and whispered to Mi Xiaolian: "It seems that the situation is not good."

Mi Xiaolian nodded: "Sangbiao is too fierce."

Fan Dabao was silent for 15 seconds and said, "Suddenly I feel like maybe...a little sympathy for the pheasant."

Mi Xiaolian said, "Ahem, you can't turn your elbows out."

Fan Dabao said: "Then what's wrong? A man likes a gentle and virtuous girl!"

Mi Xiaolian was stunned and said, "...Maybe."

Suddenly the thick thigh shouted: "Oh oh oh oh! The cake seller, Jin Chanyu! This is the first time I've seen Jin Chanyu in this book! First Blood!"

Fan Dabao: "...Huh? What are you talking about, fake foreign devils?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Golden Toad, it's out of hiding."

As a result, a worthless upgrade material was lost. Fan Dabao saw that the consignment was only selling for 50 gold, and said to his thick thigh: "You don't have any more. Mi Xiaolian and I are 25 gold each."

Thick thighs asked: "Why?! Why don't I have a share?"

Fan Dabao shamelessly said: "I'm not good at math, I can't calculate 50 divided by 3, besides, you need 16 gold to repair equipment?"

Thick thighs: "Don't you know how to count?"

Fan Dabao rolled his eyes at him and said: "A boss is still fussing about such a small amount of money, is it shameful?"

Thick thighs: "I die against the wind every day like a dog, you are not only sad! But also I want to earn some money to repair equipment and you still cheat me of money?! What about the good master and apprentice forever?!"

Fan Dabao: "OK, OK, OK, I will share your money if I sell it, and I will accept you. Why don't you try to win over Sangbiao if you know that you will die as a dog? Let her take you and pretend to fly with you, and fly to Tian Mahei .”

Speaking of Tuan Da Niu and Guo Da Hua, the two of them originally wanted to use softness to overcome rigidity to influence Sang Biao, a rock in the latrine pit, to put down the unqualified chrysanthemum glide of the pheasant, and the thick thighs were discussed with the management of the power To form an alliance with Hong Xing of Sangbiao, a bunch of people are looking for her, but Sangbiao has not been online for three days.The people in Hongxing thought that Sangbiao had been provoked by the pheasant to cause something, and had decided to block the pheasant's door and kill him until he didn't know how to stand out for the powerful.As soon as the people were assembled, Sangbiao swayed online, and then received overwhelming news and whispers.She looked around hastily, and cursed: "Mist grass! Who is sad for that grandson, there is something wrong with my family!"

Chicken mother-in-law Fan Dabao was the first to rush to Sangbiao, and Guan (kindly) asked curiously: "Sister Sangbiao, are you going on a blind date?"

Sang Biao said: "I want to meet your sister! There is a flower in the north of my sister's city. The people who chased me lined up from Nanxing Bridge to Gongchen Bridge. Need to go on a blind date?"

Fan Dabao thought to himself, these men's tastes must be quite strong, or they are all shaking M.

Fan Dabao asked, "What's wrong? What happened to our family?"

Sangbiao sighed: "My mother ran away from home."

The unified reaction of everyone: "Huh?!"

Tuan Da Niai: "Did our dad find a mistress outside?"

Guo Dahua: "An illegitimate child?"

Mi Xiaolian: "All the property belongs to the illegitimate child?"

Fan Dabao: "Damn it, when you said that, I also found that something was wrong with my dad. The day before yesterday I woke up and saw him carrying a big basket of strawberries after shopping. But when I got home from work, I didn't even look at the sesame seeds on a strawberry." Here comes the question, where did the strawberries go?!"

Tuan Da Niai: "I have a mistress outside."

Guo Dahua: "An illegitimate child can be called Dad."

Mi Xiaolian: "You don't even have to eat strawberries..."

Fan Dabao: "Damn it, I'm going to take my mother away from home!"

Sangbiao couldn't bear it and scolded: "Shut up, all of you! My dad is pickier than Fan Dabao, taking a mistress with a wallet?! He won't even give my mom money!"

Everyone was stunned for a second, waved their hands and said in unison: "How is it possible, there are people who are more stingy than Fan Dabao in this world? Impossible, impossible!"

Sangbiao sighed again: "Really, other people's dads leave some pocket money and pay all the wages, and hide some private money at most. What about my dad? He gives my mother 1000 yuan for household use every month, and the rest is all I don’t know what to do with my savings. My mother said that 1000 yuan a month is not enough to pay for utilities and gas. I still need to buy vegetables? I can only eat vegetables and radishes for each meal. I asked my dad to pay more. Dad said it would be good to eat vegetables and radishes, and my mother ran away from home in a fit of anger and went to live with my grandmother for three days."

Everyone cast their contemptuous eyes on Fan Dabao, as if seeing his future, Fan Dabao smiled awkwardly: "Oh hehehe, I am actually Moonlight."

Grandma Tuan: "Don't interrupt! I heard from Sister Sangbiao, what happened next?"

Sangbiao said: "My dad is a poisonous head. Tell my mom that you won't come back if you don't come back. Do you want me to pay more? It's better to kill me. In the end, I finally persuaded him to pay more every month. 500, and my mother, who didn’t live up to expectations, actually came back by herself, Emma, ​​let’s not talk about it, it’s all gone, the powerful brothers and I will get popular and kill enemies to vent their anger.”

Mi Xiaolian said: "Sister Sangbiao, I want to talk to you about the alliance with thick thighs."

Sangbiao: "Let him come and fight with me, and we'll talk after we win."

So Sangbiao and Thick Thighs confirmed that there was no hostility in the middle of the night, and they would make up for it. After ten rounds of the battle at Liuyundu, they were tied, and the two quickly cultivated a revolutionary friendship.

Sangbiao: "Hahahahahaha, the young man is doing well!"

Thick thighs: "Miss Sangbiao's operation is really JJboom!"

Sangbiao: "What do you mean?"

Thick thighs: "Dick exploded!"

Sangbiao: "Hahahahahahaha, fake foreign devil, you are quite funny!"

The next day, Hong Xing formally joined the Crotch Clothes and Pretend Alliance, and the pattern of country clothes gradually began to emerge.

And Fan Dabao began to study where the strawberries went, and completely forgot his original intention of pimping.

Tuan Da Niai: "I have a mistress outside."

Guo Dahua: "An illegitimate child can be called Dad."

Mi Xiaolian: "You don't even have to eat strawberries..."

Finally, Fan Dabao couldn't take it anymore, and asked his father with a serious face during dinner, "Oh Tosang! Where did the pool of dogs you bought that day go?"

Dabao Dad: "What the hell?"

Fan Dabao: "Where did the strawberries you bought that morning go?"

Dabao Dad: "Take it to your grandma's house."

Fan Dabao asked suspiciously, "Didn't you raise a mistress outside?"

Dabao's father kicked him and cursed: "What are you talking about?!"

Fan Dabao: "I want to eat strawberries!"

Dabao Daddy: "What a fart you are!"