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The news of the marriage between Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian caused a lot of commotion in the country clothes, some people said in surprise: Huh?He just got married?

So we randomly interviewed a little red date who was afraid that some thieves would covet his beauty, which would make his beloved Yun Dahani feel dissatisfied and strongly demanded to have a mosaic on his face. He shyly covered his face and said, "Xiami ? Brother Dabao and sister Xiaolian were not married before?"

(Reporter: No.)

Xiaohongzao said: "Really? But they are so sweet and thick! Woaligong, you don't want to make it? Brother Dabao even accompanied sister Xiaolian when she was digging grass. I saw it several times." ( Mi Xiaolian: ...I was forced.)

Xiao Hongzao hugged Yunda and said with a flushed face, "But, Yunda Hani and I are sweeter. We say we love each other a hundred times and kiss each other a thousand times every day, mua~mua~mua~"

Yunda smiled embarrassedly: "Hey hey hey hey."

(Reporter: Okay, bye.)

Another group of people think that Mi Xiaolian is the Nine Heavens Xuannv who came down to save the top dick who couldn't get a wife?

So we randomly interviewed Topaz, the most beautiful country clothes mage who didn't want to be named, he said very excitedly: "I'm just wondering, even a dollar like Fan Dabao will break three petals." All the petty ghosts of Hua have married their daughters-in-law, and the little male dog who is like a double-knife man/wife can build a harem. Look at me! I am obviously the most handsome and popular in the entire mage sect. Why is there no nanny willing to nurse me when I go to the battlefield? It’s okay if I don’t want to nurse me, even the last buff hides away, and it’s okay if I don’t let me rub my veins. Why do we all work together when we get to the opposite side? Why are they so shameless, are they jealous of my handsomeness and my talent? It must be like this, that’s right!”

(Reporter: Can you calm down?)

Topaz became even more excited: "How do you make me calm down?! They are all envious of me, God! The development team! Why do you want to make me so perfect, I sometimes hate myself when I look in the mirror. So handsome!"

(Reporter: Goodbye.)

Then I randomly interviewed one of the relatives and friends of the party who was very willing to express his opinion. He said: "Sell cakes, although my apprentice is not very good, but! I want to say thank you very much to miss Lian! Mike finally married It’s his daughter-in-law, I thought he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life, Miss Lian is like a little angel! Maria! God loves the world, oh~God bless her can bear Mike’s pick, amen~Miss Lian, don’t worry, I can swim, you After falling into the water with me, I don’t need Mike to save me.” (Mi Xiaolian: “…I can swim too.”)

Thick thighs said happily: "That's even better! We might have to rescue him then, because Mike can't swim at all! By the way, Miss Lian, I still have something to tell you, such as what Mike likes to eat , what do you not like to eat... Hey, hey! Let me finish my sentence!"

(Reporter: Okay, let’s talk privately, goodbye.)

Of course, there are exceptions, such as the double-knife man/wife, when he learned that his (sexual/obscene) aunt 25 hooked up with aunt 26, his face covered by the mask paused, and he was sad for about five seconds Afterwards he smiled slightly and said: "This is a good thing, the wives are close and won't be jealous in the future."

(Reporter: May I ask if Aunt Thirteen is a ladyboy?)

The wife of the double-knife asked: "Yo? How do you know?"

(Reporter: You gave him a thin tube.)

The Shuangdao wife showed a smile of unknown meaning: "Hehe, your imagination is quite rich."

(Reporter: So, if the little wives get mixed up while you are away, don't you really feel bad?)

A cold light flashed in the eyes of the married couple with two knives, and murderous aura filled her body: "It's almost done."

(Reporter: Goodbye, goodbye.)

Another example is the old Wangtou, according to the description of the powerful members of the world, ever since the old Wangtou learned that the goddess married a well-known male dick and was beaten by Sang Biao and his thick thighs, he was devastated under the double blow of spirit and body. He has been lying on the bed for three days, his eyes are dull, and tears can be wrung out from twisting the pillow core. In the spirit of humanistic care, such as caring for the vulnerable and protecting wild animals, we will not interview him, so we interviewed his dog.

The old Wangtou's dog is holding a rice bowl: "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof."

(Reporter: I don’t understand, bye.)

Tuan Datui jumped out: "Why didn't you interview me?!"

(Reporter: Okay, what do you want to say?)

Grandma Tuan: "Fan Dabao is shameless, he promised to make up the wedding red envelope, but what happened? Not only did he not make it up, but he also raised the rent indiscriminately!"

Guo Dahua also jumped out: "Fan Dabao, you are shameless!"

Sangbiao grabbed the microphone and said to the camera: "Fan Mingbao, treat Mi Xiaolian well, or I will castrate you!"

Looking for Xiaogua: "Eunuch him! Eunuch him!"

But no matter what, even though he was hanged and beaten every day, Fan Dabao never gave him a dime in red envelopes, he was really a tough guy (Da Wu).