[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

The full name of one of the legendary characters in the country uniform, Double Swords/□□, is "Holding Double Swords to Protect the Man/Wife". You can tell at a glance whether he is an assassin or a prostitute/thief.

The reason why the double-knife man/wife is legendary is because of his equipment, which is obviously just a small wing, but his appearance is bizarre. Click on the list of bears, and he is only one thunderbolt out of the red, but all the refining guards are on. 16. What kind of boring people did this?The second is because of his power, three wives, four concubines, more than a dozen concubines, concubines and concubines who can live together peacefully and love each other so far. The two swordsmen/wives can be said to enjoy the blessings of equal people, and the hostile old bachelors hate each other so much.

Although the Shuangdao man/wife is very beautiful on the surface, and when he goes out, he can't wait to hug his dozens of older wives and younger wives. Serve the footwashing water, pinch the little wife’s tits for a while, oh no, pinch the shoulders, the third wife wants to drink water, the fourth wife wants to eat strawberries, the double-knife man/wife only hates that she can’t shadow/body, and can’t serve her at all !The worst thing is not this, Valentine's Day, Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, Tomb-sweeping Day, Children's Day... Every wife has to prepare a gift, and a double-knife man/wife can't earn that money by donating sperm and moving bricks.What, you ask, why do you have to give gifts on Ching Ming Festival?But every festival is a woman's festival.This tells us that everything has a price, wife, one is enough.

The above are the original words that Shuangdaoren/wife said when he got married for the 12th time this year. In less than a month, he married another room.

There is no true love in the world, I love every girl, and all the female players in the wilderness, which one is not my true love.

Fan Dabao said: "They probably don't have any female players who are not his concubine."

Mi Xiaolian said: "If this goes on, even single ladyboys..."

Fan Dabao: "What do you think his dozen or so wives usually think of each other?"

Mi Xiaolian: "I don't know, maybe it's similar to The Legend of Zhen Huan."

Fan Dabao: "The Legend of the Great Wilderness Fat Sheep."

Shuangdaoren/wife took Thirteenth Aunt and just teleported to Queqiao, saw Fan Dabao was there, and said hello: "Oh, it's rare, you are finally willing to come to my wedding?"

Fan Dabao gave him a blank look: "Just passing by, I get married more than a dozen times a year, and I can go bankrupt just by blowing the horn to congratulate, who wants to come?"

The double-knife man/wife patted Fan Dabao on the shoulder: "Oh, what are you pretending to do with me? I don't know how much money you have?" Then he traded it to Fan Dabao for a month's drill, "Take it, take it, trumpet Just stop posting, leave the channel empty to see how long the hostility will last/climax/tide tonight."

Seeing Mi Xiaolian standing on the side, the dual-knife man/wife put on a professional smile and approached him: "Lianmei, do you want to come and play with our forces?"

Mi Xiaolian: "No."

Double Swordsman: "Why?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Because you are a prostitute/thief."

The two-knife man/wife clapped his hands and smiled: "Okay, I like a chaste and strong woman like you." He then said to Fan Dabao, "Then when do you plan to come? We don't have mages."

Fan Dabao stared at the moon diamond in his hand and didn't pay attention to what the two-knife man/wife was saying, and replied casually: "Give me [-] gold every month and I will consider it."

Shuangdao man/wife: "That's right, that's right. I appreciate a real villain like you. Come here whenever you figure it out. I'll be waiting for you at any time." After speaking, he took the thirteenth aunt to get married.

Mi Xiaolian asked: "He gives you [-] gold every month, will you really go?"

Fan Dabao waved his hand: "He has thirteen wives to support now, so he can't afford this money."

Mi Xiaolian: "Isn't the relationship between you two pretty good? Why don't you have much contact with each other?"

Fan Dabao raised his head and looked up at the starry sky, falling into painful memories: "...he tricked me!"

Before the cross-server battlefield was opened, Fan Dabao was level 69 that year. One day he just entered the pig blood array and received a team application. When he joined the team, he saw 4 assassins. , the two-knife man/wife said: "Little brother, follow us to the white tiger in a while." , A soldier on the opposite side ran towards Fan Dabao aggressively, "Bah!" He spit at him from a distance, Fan Dabao thought about it, he was depressed, I was going to hang up, close his eyes and wait for death. One hidden weapon killed four shadows, and the warrior in front of him turned into a cloud of smoke...

Fan Dabao: "...Damn it!"

The Shuangdao man/wife said triumphantly: "Shall you go with us?"

Fan Dabao: "Are you using me as bait?"

Dual-knife man/wife: "Yes! You finally found out?"

Fan Dabao: "Is there any benefit for me?"

Dual-knife man/wife: "Isn't it good to let you lose your reputation?"

Fan Dabao: "Let me have a few heads, otherwise I will change the title to say there are four assassins next to me."

Dual-knife man/wife: "Yo, there are principles, I like it."

Fan Dabao touched the moon diamond in his hand: "Later, I served as their bait for a week, and everyone who pressed 69 knew it. When they saw me, they blocked and killed me. It didn't matter whether I followed those four damned assassins or not. I can only click on the upgrade, and then the little daisies who were hanged by the full-level queen on the 70th battlefield turned into sunflowers, do you think he cheated on me!"

Mi Xiaolian expressed deep sympathy and nodded.

Fan Dabao: "But... less than a month later, that fellow ordered the upgrade due to some kind of stimulation, and came to trick me into being him as bait again."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Fan Dabao said angrily: "It made me dare not report to the battlefield during the team formation time. Fortunately, cross-server was opened later. Do you think I dare to play with him?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Poor."

Fan Dabao: "Speaking of this, I want to throw away this month's diamond, and hurry to the warehouse to store it, let's go~"

Mi Xiaolian: "Da Bao?"

Fan Dabao: "Huh?"

Mi Xiaolian hesitated for a long time, and asked cautiously: "Will you be angry if I betray you on the battlefield or when I am playing streamer?" Or you will never play with me again like you did with the double-knife man/wife ?

Fan Dabao thought for a while and said, "Why should you be angry? People don't kill themselves. Besides, you never sold me. If you can run together, hang up together. After 30 seconds, you will be a good man again."

Mi Xiaolian asked again: "That is, what if you die without adding blood?"

Fan Dabao: "For your 600 readings, I might as well take the medicine myself, and you can't use harmful words. If you can add it, who would not want to add it? It's useless to blame the nurse for such a trivial matter, right? You took the wrong medicine today So many words?"

Mi Xiaolian: "It's okay..."

Fan Dabao said to himself: "There are still a few months of diamonds in the warehouse, should I sell 9-diamond equipment or 8-diamond equipment? I have to sell a few 9-diamond equipment to earn enough money to take care of the children. Oh, hello, I hate it the most. It's a child..."

Mi Xiaolian took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down, and summoned up the courage to say, "How about we get married?" As soon as she said it, her heart almost jumped out of her throat.

Fan Dabao was stunned: "Huh?"

Mi Xiaolian said: "It's much cheaper to have a child."

Fan Dabao: "Is that so? I'll do the math." Then he took out his abacus and piapiapia a few times and found that it was quite a deal.

Mi Xiaolian went on to say: "Not only is it cheaper to lead the children, but you can also buy the same heart pendant, so that you can form a team and go to the battlefield during the day."

Fan Dabao thought to himself, um, I only make money without losing money, I can give it a try, and I have known Mi Xiaolian for more than a year, she is quite a quiet and sensible girl, she will definitely not make troubles again and again, but!Anyone who played together since I was a child can fool my Yuzhuzi, what if there is a chance?

Fan Dabao asked: "Is the wedding fee AA?"

Mi Xiaolian: "A"

Fan Dabao: "Is it okay not to give out red envelopes?"

Mi Xiaolian: "It doesn't matter if you don't tell others."

After three chapters of agreement, the two finally decided to get married.

Fan Dabao asked: "By the way, how did you get married?"

Mi Xiaolian: "...I don't know."

Fan Dabao: "I don't know either...have you ever been married?"

Mi Xiaolian: "No..."

Fan Dabao: "No wonder Mao Xiaodou is going to run away with someone. It would be nice to get married earlier and tie him down."

Mi Xiaolian: "It seems like you won't run away with others after you get married."

Fan Dabao: "That's right, I'll ask the little gay guy, oh, no, little elf... First pull the red thread to become a destined person... We should have pulled the red thread, right?"

Mi Xiaolian looked through the list of predestined people: "No..."

Fan Dabao was startled: "What?! Didn't pull it? Why didn't you pull it? You have been with me for so long and Zhou Chang is still not a predestined relationship?!"

Mi Xiaolian said helplessly: "It's what you said that the red thread is too expensive, let the trumpet follow me, and I tell you wow, so beautiful, wow, so sexy, wow, so beautiful, wow, so cute. There are people who are destined, but there is no you."

Fan Dabao: "Is there such a thing? Is the red line money AA?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Let me go out..."

Fan Dabao: "After becoming a predestined person, how can I get friendship?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Make positive expressions on each other."

Fan Dabao: "I'll go, how silly."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian had been friends for a few days, got engaged and married in one go, and after giving birth, they were picked up on the hero list and saw Fan Dabao was written in the column of father, and Mi Xiaolian was written in the column of mother, only to realize that they were both married.

At that time, the masses could find a lot of gossip just by relying on the hero list. The most exaggerated one was the man/wife with double swords. The children of half of their girls, the father column showed that they were all holding double swords to protect the man/wife...