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Dear viewers, dear viewers, hello everyone, this is TXTV, and it’s 8:[-] p.m. Beijing time. I’m today’s program host (Long-legged, big-faced and handsome), Wang Goudan, and I’ll be live for you today The live broadcast is the martial arts battle between the mage in X suit and the nanny. The specific reason for the fight is unknown. Let's connect to the live reporter's thick thighs first. Hey~ thick thighs, can you hear that?

Riding Wang Bafei on thick thighs appeared in front of the camera in mid-air: "Hello, host."

Wang Goudan: "Hello, can you hear the thigh?"

Thick thigh: "Hello, I can hear you, audience friends, goodnight, I'mLegolas."

Wang Goudan: "Okay, thick thighs, can you explain to the audience friends in front of the computer why the mage and the nanny fight."

Thick thighs: "OK, host, this matter was provoked by a sorcerer named Xiao Hongzao, who quarreled with him...it should be my husband, and talked nonsense while using the horn, saying that the nanny has a lot of sects." She is a lonely young woman, but the conflict was intensified by a nanny named Xianji. As far as I know, she just divorced her mage husband Xianzun. After seeing this trumpet, she kept commenting on the one's clothes on the martial art channel All the male mages in the list usually don’t like to see the nannies, and the nannies are so excited that they vowed to ask the mage for an explanation.”

Wang Goudan: "I saw the screenshots sent back from the scene. It seems that the person who challenged the mage on behalf of the nanny is Xian Ji?"

Thick thighs nodded: "well, that's her."

Wang Goudan: "Then is it true that you serve the male mage and don't want to see the nanny?"

Thick thighs: "Howcan?! As a gentleman, you should take good care of the lady!"

Wang Goudan: "Then what's the current situation at the scene?"

Thick thighs flew a little lower, and said: "Aim the camera at the scene of the sect battle."

As soon as the camera turned around, I saw the chaos and chaos, the wind and the wind, the water, the water, and the poison.

Wang Goudan: "Wow, it's really fierce. Thick thighs, can you help us analyze the combat power of the two sides?"

Thick thighs: "Okay, according to the data I got, there are currently 38 mages participating in the battle, and 52 nurses, but 9 of them are the trumpets of a certain mage, and they have been cleaned up, so the difference in numbers is not the same. big."

Wang Goudan: "Okay, what's the lineup like?"

Thick thighs: "Let's talk about the mage first, a few high-end understanding mages headed by Xianzun are the main strikers, and the center is the three heavy-hitting mages Xiao Hongzao, Yunda, and Fan Dabao who are responsible for the output, and those in the back row... You can ignore it."

Wang Goudan: "Could you introduce the three heavy hit mages to the audience friends?"

Thick thighs: "Okay, among them the best equipment attribute is Xiaohongzao, but he doesn't care about fighting, he doesn't care about the overall situation at all, you see, you can see that he is paddling again and flirting with Yunda while taking advantage of the skill singing pretty."

The camera focused on Xiaohongzao, who was winking at Yunda. The electricity was stronger than the wind that filled the sky, and his eyeballs were about to fly out. He twisted his butt at Yunda while singing Heaven's Punishment.

Wang Goudan asked the director in a low voice: "Is this episode cut off? What should I do if I teach bad children?"

The director spread his hands and said: "It's too late, it's already broadcast."

The thick thigh continued: "Yunda's naked fire weight is 1100, and his naked hit is around 2700. The ability to kill in the open state is quite impressive, but his operation is too catchchicken."

The camera focused on Yunda again, he was receiving Xiao Hongzao's glances, while standing up and outputting, he was in a hurry when he was blocked in front of his eyes, and then stood there stupidly not knowing what to do.

Thick thighs: "Fan Dabao is my apprentice. He was brought up since he was a child. All attributes have just reached the passing line. It is no problem to kill mid- and low-end nurses, but it is more difficult for high-end ones. Fortunately, he has a good sense of operation and can make up for the lack of attributes. insufficient."

Looking for Fan Dabao, who was full of cameras, finally saw him outside the battle circle. He was standing in the middle of a pile of small corpses and didn't know what he was doing.

What else can I do, blackmail Xianzun.

Fan Dabao sent the screenshot to Xianzun like a treasure: "Just send me some hard work first, you see, I was struck by lightning!"

The Immortal Venerable was still angry, and said perfunctorily: "You think I'm blind? Aren't these groups all trumpets of your forces?"

Fan Dabao: "You didn't say that killing a nurse of your own power is not counted as a head. If you look at the other side, there are no people of your power? I have killed my relatives so righteously, and it would be too mean if you don't give me some money." There is no love in the same family."

The Immortal Venerable said impatiently: "Let's talk after the fight, I won't miss you."

Fan Dabao pouted and ran back to the battle ring angrily, hiding in the crowd and picking nurses with low levels or poor equipment to attack.

Thick thighs said excitedly: "Okay! Mike hypnotized an 8-diamond nanny, and Mike's fire roll has been strengthened! Fire three! God's punishment! Fire land! This is a standard combo for mages! The nanny still has some blood left, Control it, control it, control it! Fuck! She added blood to herself! Good, good, good! Immortal Venerable's wind is up! Mike! You make a fire bird! Take it away! Beautiful! Mike is not fighting alone! He's not fighting alone!" The thick thighs were spitting and dancing, almost falling off the bastard.

Wang Goudan was sweating coldly: "Thigh, can you calm down?"

Thick thighs quickly sat down and calmed down: "Sau Rui, Suo Rui, you lost your composure."

Wang Goudan thought to himself, Shit, are you an apprentice?Are you an apprentice?You must be an apprentice, right?

Wang Goudan: "Okay, then please analyze the configuration on the nurse's side."

Thick thighs: "Nurse's configuration is relatively simple, sandbag milk is in the front row, and the only two poisonous milks I serve, Mi Xiaolian and Xiaofanshu, are responsible for the output."

Wang Goudan: "The director, please show Mi Xiaolian, Xiaofanshu, and Thighs the camera. You can also explain the situation of these two."

Thick thighs: "Miss Lian's operational awareness is amazing. I have been on the battlefield with her a few times, and I admire her quite a lot, but she has a fatal weakness."

Wang Goudan: "What weakness?"

Thick thighs: "Pursue attack blindly, give up defense, and Miss Lian has a character that is very inconsistent with her appearance, she is too competitive, never let go of any enemy with residual blood, and is often introduced after chasing. Once outside the enemy circle, such a poisonous milk surrounded by people simply cannot withstand the beating."

Wang Goudan: "Yes, the poor should not chase after you."

Thick thighs: "No, no, she will chase after the rich."

Wang Goudan: "...You pretend I didn't say it, so let's talk about Little Sweet Potato."

Thick thighs turned dark: "...can you not mention her?"

Wang Goudan: "...Okay, let's continue to watch the battle."

In front of the camera, Mi Xiaolian's face is calm and calm, and the big girl next to her is looking at his blood bar all the time looking for Xiaogua.

Mi Xiaolian said: "Don't be in a hurry to increase the blood, after I finish the poison, hit 1, and then help me increase."

Big Tits Tuan: "Okay, okay! Kill Dabao first!"

Mi Xiaolian: "I can't reach it, he hides too far."

Guo Dahua: "Bitch, whoever throws some money on the ground and tricks him to come and pick it up will be fine."

Looking for Xiaogua shouted on the power channel: "Ah! I wrapped a mine full and fell to the ground!"

When Fan Dabao heard the news, he immediately rushed forward, staring at the ground and searching: "Where is it?"

Tuan Datui: "Xiao Lian! Hurry up!"

Mi Xiaolian rolled in front of Fan Dabao and lost his mind and threw it away. Fan Dabao searched for the package all over the floor and found it completely oblivious. There was only a little blood left in the group, and after a big poison took two hits and knocked down Fan Dabao, he didn't have time to hit 1...they all died together.

Both of them fell down, fighting for the ground face to face.

Grandma Tuan said, "Does this count as martyrdom?"

Unfortunately, this dramatic scene was all recorded by the camera.

Wang Goudan stared blankly at the screen: "...Thigh, the operational awareness that was agreed is very great and the operational awareness is not bad?" They are obviously two little idiots!

The thick thigh beat the turtle shell in grief and shouted at Fan Dabao's corpse: "Mike! Get up! Don't be knocked down by one failure!"

At the scene of the incident, the scene of the incident was so frenzied that Fan Dabao couldn't hear what the thick thighs were saying.

The black and white Fan Dabao looked at the black and white Mi Xiaolian, and the black and white Mi Xiaolian looked at the black and white Fan Dabao.

Fan Dabao asked, "Didn't you agree not to poke me?"

Mi Xiaolian: "There are too many people, I have admitted the wrong person."

Fan Dabao: "Who are you lying to! Tell me honestly, do you also want to pick up diamonds?"

Mi Xiaolian reluctantly admitted: "...it is..."

Fan Dabao: "Where is the diamond that Xiaogua dropped?"

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while, then teased him and said, "I'm pressing under you."

Fan Dabao said happily: "Really? Then I won't get up~"

Mi Xiaolian: "...you don't fight anymore? Didn't the Immortal Venerable say 5 gold per head?"

Fan Dabao: "When the time comes, let Xiaogua give 200 gold to redeem this thunder diamond, it's only a profit but not a loss~"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

In a flash of inspiration, Fan Dabao entered the level 13 state of not cheating you: "How about we hide in a corner where no one is around, and I will exchange your head for money?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Are you really blind and stupid as an immortal?"

Fan Dabao: "In case he is really blind and stupid, try your luck."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Grandma Tuan ran forward and rescued Mi Xiaolian: "Why did you die with him?"

Mi Xiaolian: "I was so happy to poke, I didn't pay attention to my blood bar."

Grandma Tuan: "That's right, step on his feet." After finishing speaking, he ran to Fan Dabao's body and jumped a few times, "Get up, little bitch, let me poke a few times too~"

Fan Dabao, a stubborn boy: "Don't get up!"

Thick thighs were still crying in mid-air: "Mike! Getup! Hurry! Selling cakes! Mike! God bless!"

Wang Goudan: "...Thigh, stop shouting, the microphone is full of saliva."

Thick thighs continued to hoarse: "Mike! Get up! If you don't get up again, you will lose the face of the mage!"

Fan Dabao finally heard it, he is really a willful boy: "I won't get up! Speaking of embarrassment, the immortal is not even more embarrassing, look at him!"

The camera is aimed at Xian Zun, handsome and unrestrained as always, with an aperture on his back and a cloud on his back, and a silly phoenix on top of his head, even now his heart is not beating or breathing, and even his hair is not messed up, but look at him Only Feng Qishui crazily controlled people, and then Ren Xianji poked him with 8 and 900 damage.

Wang Goudan: "As a knowing mage, it is quite difficult to make sandbag milk."

Thick thighs ignored him, still standing on the tortoise shell calling for love, trying to wake up Fan Dabao's fighting spirit, and Fan Dabao lay on the ground and I remained motionless.

Wang Goudan: "...Okay, audience friends, let's continue watching the fight."

Immortal Fairy questioned Immortal Venerable while beating: "Do you know you were wrong?"

Xianzun: "I was wrong."

Xian Ji: "What's wrong?!"

Xianzun: "...how about you remind me?"

Xian Ji: "You are just perfunctory!"

Immortal Venerable: "If you insist on thinking that way, I can't help it."

Suddenly, a heavenly punishment fell from the sky, bang bang bang smashed Xian Ji to death without warning, and the immortal yelled heartbroken when he saw this: "Wife!" He turned his head and asked angrily, "Who did it?!"

Everyone took a few steps back and waved their hands: "It's not me, it's not me."

Then Fan Dabao lying on the ground was revealed.

Fan Dabao said: "It's not even me, I've been in a dead body state for 5 minutes."

Immortal Venerable: "Damn it!"

The nannies behind rushed up, and you stabbed the immortal to death one by one. The revived fairy cried hysterically after seeing it: "Husband!"

Fan Dabao: "Cry, you were the one who coaxed me just now."

Then they got into a mess again, and more and more people watched the show in mid-air. Their thick thighs were exhausted from howling and lying on the bastard, panting heavily. Wang Goudan told the director, don't do it again next time. Looking for thick thighs as a live reporter, it's too bad.

When the immortal revived and came back, Xian Ji found that the rubbings of his deputy had exploded, and she hugged him and cried earth-shatteringly: "Husband, we will stop fighting! The rubbings I gave you burst! My heart aches! That's me and you!" I got it after working together for an afternoon of missions! Sisters, stop fighting!"

A certain nanny behind scolded: "What the fuck are you? I even beat my dad, and now you tell me that you feel bad?! Why don't you ask my dad if he doesn't feel bad when he hits me with a broom later?! "

Xianzun hugged Xianji: "Honey, let's live a good life! No more beatings, no more beatings, and you are not allowed to do anything, or I won't give you any money!"

The people on both sides were dumbfounded immediately, they were all stunned in front of them, and typed the word "Damn" at the same time.

You were the one who said to hit us at the beginning, but now you are the one who said no to hit us. Do you take us for fools? No!Let's go!The people who stopped in mid-air to watch the theater also got off their horses to join the battle, and finally developed into hostile fights, and the neutral ones sneaked away, fearing accidental injury and revenge.

Fan Dabao, a boy who is a rat who wants money for a cat as an escort. After being resurrected, he crawls back to the original place, shuttles under the feet of the war criminals and continues to search for the legendary thunder drill. He turns a deaf ear to the sound of the war criminals fighting above his head. : "Where is Leizuan, where is Leizuan, Emma, ​​don't step on me! Move your feet away!"

Seeing this scene, the pretty tenants standing in the distance couldn't help feeling guilty.

Looking for Xiaogua: "Do you want to tell him the truth?"

Grandma Tuan: "I still don't want it."

Guo Dahua: "If you don't say anything, he might stay there for a year."

Mi Xiaolian: "...It's not that stupid."

Looking for Xiaogua: "As for it."

Grandma Tuan: "Tell him."

Guo Dahua: "It will kill us."

Grandma Tuan: "Let Xiaolian go."

Mi Xiaolian: "...Huh?!"

Big Tits Tuan: "Our lives are in your hands."

Then they gave him beseeching looks.

Mi Xiaolian thought for a while, then shouted at Fan Dabao: "Don't look for it! Lei Zuan was picked up by Xiaogua!"

Looking for Xiaogua: "...Damn it!"

Fan Dabao was a boy who was sad, lost, and angry. He stopped, got up, turned his head, and shed two lines of tears... Then he rushed over with strange screams: "Give me back my thunder diamond!"

The runaway of the first EVA machine is nothing more than that.

Grandma Tuan turned pale with shock: "No! I'm going to eat people!"

Guo Dahua looked for Xiaogua and quickly grabbed Mi Xiaolian: "What to do, what to do, you should quickly think of a way!"

Mi Xiaolian also panicked: "Ah? What can I do?"

Looking for Xiaogua: "It's over, it's over!"

Seeing that Fan Dabao was about to run up to him, Mi Xiaolian shouted out: "Each of us will let you kill 10 times! 5 gold per head, exactly 200 gold!"

Fan Dabao stopped immediately, wiped his face with his sleeve, and smiled instantly: "Okay, remember to take off your equipment, or you'll have to fight for a long time."

The four of them breathed a sigh of relief, and they cast admiring glances at him again, Mi Xiaolian is still reliable.

After the end of the battle that day, Fan Dabao happily took the screenshots to look for Xianzun, but Xianzun felt very guilty and said that the 200 gold for participating in the war would not lose you, but the act of exchanging heads for money is not very good, so forget it.

Fan Dabao said angrily: "Forget it? What the hell? Forget it?! Who allowed you to forget it?"

Xianzun said unceremoniously: "I really think I'm blind and stupid. I can't see that you colluded with the nanny of your power? Don't talk about it, take 200 gold, and don't think about other money!"

Of course, Fan Dabao was definitely not reconciled to the loss of being dumb. He inquired everywhere about the reason for the quarrel between Xianzun and Xianji, but Xiao Hongzao jumped out with an innocent face and said, "It's because of me."

Yunda asked nervously, "What did you do?"

Fan Dabao: "Have you gone to hook up with the immortal?"

"That's not true! I have Yun Dahani, so I don't like him!" Xiao Hongzao blinked and recalled, "Didn't I come out with Sanxuanxiu a few days ago? I ordered Qingxin Pushan, and I heard that even some dungeon status It can be eliminated, and then I have nothing to do when Yun Dahani is not there, so I followed Xianzun and the others to brush up an experience book. After fighting the first boss, there is a state that reduces attack. I don’t know which milk eliminated my state It happened, the Immortal Venerable happened to be standing next to me, I saw that he was still in good condition, so I gave him a pure heart and universal kindness, let alone, it really can disappear!"

Fan Dabao: "And then?"

Xiaohongzao: "Then Immortal Fairy said sourly why some people are so shameless and like to stare at other people's husbands. I thought that there was some gossip in the nanny sect and I didn't care. ? I thought that little 3 was in the group, and I was going to watch the teasing quietly, but she asked me why I gave Xianzun a clear status, did I fall in love with him? Damn! I just try my hand, what? Just fell in love with him? Before I even spoke, the two of them started arguing, one said the other was unreasonable, and the other said that the other was ruthless."

Fan Dabao: "Is that okay?" He finally realized suddenly, "Ah~ I understand, no wonder Xian Ji was so excited when she saw what you said, that's why."

Yunda hugged the little red dates and comforted, "Baby is wronged, so kiss and kiss."

Fan Dabao smiled sinisterly, hehehe, let you know the fate of offending your father!

As for the ending, Fan Dabao publicized this matter everywhere, especially the group of cannon fodder who were fooled into participating in the sect war. From now on, as long as you play the experience book with Xianzun and Xianji, the mage will rush to cleanse Xianzun before Xianji Pushan, the nanny left Qingming at the moment when the first boss fell, and then immediately threw it to the immortal.

After this incident, Mi Xiaolian also considered whether to switch back to the sandbag milk route. Fan Dabao said that it would cost a lot of money!Mi Xiaolian said that she couldn't stand without blood.

Fan Dabao: "What's so uncomfortable?"

Grandma Tuan: "Oh, what do you know? The nanny will feel guilty when she sees the people in the team fall down and fail to add blood."

Mi Xiaolian nodded.

Tuan Datui: "So you should continue to go to the battlefield with Dabao to play Liuguang in the future."

Mi Xiaolian: "Why?"

Grandma Tuan: "It's a pity that others die, but he dies, what the fuck, hahahaha, the idiot deserves it."

Mi Xiaolian nodded solemnly.

Fan Dabao: "Son scolding father, heaven and earth will perish."