[Online Games] My ex-wife removed my account

As I mentioned last time, Sangbiao, the leader of Bashu, mistakenly worshiped Huangkou Xiaoer as his master, beat Dabao angrily, and Mi Xiaolian was worried about the marriage lottery.There is a saying that there are thousands of winds and rains in the world, and the time is like running water, and it may be difficult to catch up. Therefore, when people go and return, they will leave the golden bottle empty to the moon.Today, the spring is warm and the lovesickness tree, I can’t draw my lovesickness elsewhere in my heart, the wine will grow old with me, I can’t say I love you, I have no courage to counterattack the tall, handsome and rich, it’s okay, let’s see the old man, I’m fucked.

The influence of thick thighs has attracted many girls, yes, they are all for him, who doesn't like handsome guys?Gays like it too!Several girls restrained each other, and the thick thighs were happy to be quiet, but a gay guy suddenly appeared and launched a ferocious pursuit of the thick thighs, which frightened him a lot.

The guy's name is Xiaohongzao, and Fan Dabao's first reaction after hearing this was, if he has too much masturbation, he wants to replenish blood and eat red dates?Your thighs are finished!

Thick thighs looked annoyed and said, "Can't you comfort me?"

Fan Dabao: "I haven't been chased by gay guys, so of course I don't understand how you feel."

Mi Xiaolian: "...how about letting him chase you?"

Fan Dabao: "I'm afraid people will look down on me, so tell us what's going on and make us happy too?"

Thick thighs sighed, imitating Fan Dabao's tone: "I'm done!"

Xiaohongzao went to YY to find thick thighs when she first entered the power, and insisted on hanging up with him in a small room to chat privately, and asked him immediately: "How tall are you? What are your measurements? Is your skin fair or not? Do you have a beard?" I heard that you are a banana man, are you as open-minded as a ghost?"

Thick thighs translated his words in his mind, and asked tremblingly, "what? What is trick?"

Little Hongzao said: "Hey! What kind of pretense are you pretending to be? Are there a lot of tricks when it's just that?"

Thick thighs continued to tremble: "No, no, no, no, I don't quite understand... I, my Chinese is not very good..."

Little Red Date: "Tsk, let me put it this way, how long and thick is your (beep——) full state?"

The thick thigh broke out in a cold sweat: "I, I, I, I have never measured it with a ruler..."

He Houye said, "Pay attention to the scale, Mi Xiaolian is here."

Thick thighs: "Sau Rui, Miss Lian, how about skipping this paragraph?"

Fan Dabao: "Skip, skip."

Mi Xiaolian thought to herself, Fan Dabao, what's wrong with you? In fact, I really want to know too. Besides, when a man mentions this kind of thing, shouldn't he brag arrogantly? Why are you shaking your thick thighs?

Thick thighs continued.

Xiaohongzao asked again: "Then how many minutes can you last at a time?"

Thick thighs: "Can such questions be skipped?"

Xiao Hongzao said: "Of course not, this involves whether I can be sexually happy in my future life."

Thick thighs: "I can't be the master of your happiness. The most I can do is to cover you more during fights."

Little Red Date didn't hesitate at all and said, "It'll be nice if it hurts me as much as it hurts me, kiss~"

Thick thighs gasped, thinking, did I hear you right?Did you hear me wrong?My Chinese listening and comprehension skills are quite good now. I must have misheard. He asked, "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly. Can you say it again?"

Xiao Hongzao smiled delicately: "Ah, why are you pretending like this, I said (beep——)!"

The thick thigh suddenly felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and ten thousand grass and mud horses roared past in the brain, and the yellow sand they stepped on covered the sky and the sun.

The thick thigh hurriedly explained: "Hello Guy Whathappen, did you make a mistake?"

Xiaohongzao smiled coquettishly again: "You still pretend, you already know I'm gay."

Thick thighs thought to themselves, selling cakes!I'm obviously a guy!

Thick thighs: "No! No! No! You must be mistaken. First of all, I am not gay."

Little Red Date: "I am."

Thick thighs: "I like girls!"

Little Red Date: "You haven't tried it with a guy, how do you know you don't like boys? Anyway, I'm definitely going after you!"

Thick thighs asked Fan Dabao, what he said made sense, how should I refute?

Fan Dabao turned his head and said to Mi Xiaolian: "Look at the show, there are so many tricks to break up straight men."

Mi Xiaolian: "Maybe the thighs are bent?"

Thick thighs: "I'm not discriminating or rejecting, but his behavior makes me...hardtoswallow!"

Fan Dabao yelled strangely: "Oh oh oh oh! If you change to a more gentle way, you will follow it, right?"

Mi Xiaolian nodded: "Sure enough, she was already bent."

Thick thighs: "Of course not! But his words and deeds are too exaggerated!"

Fan Dabao: "You continue to talk, and we will also increase our knowledge."

What Thick Thighs said next, made Fan Dabao and Mi Xiaolian seem to have seen another Yunda, but Yunda couldn't catch up with his bare feet on the cloud.

Xiao Hongzao got worse after learning that thick thighs did not exclude him. In the game, he was stuck with thick thighs. As soon as he went online, he sneaked into his team, and then went to YY to drag him to a small room for two people. Explaining the eighteen dragon/yang poses to the thick thighs, but the thick thighs don't quite understand it, so can I?ah?Um?Perfunctory, then Xiaohongzao thought of a way, with pictures and texts, and also sent English annotations for thick thighs.

Thick thighs: "Cake seller, I just took one look and got a sty on my right eye the next day!"

Fan Dabao laughed at him: "Isn't it just the eye of a needle? If you come up with a scientific name, you must still be peeking at Lao Wang's head to pee!"

Covering his face with his thick thighs, he was about to cry: "Mike! Don't make trouble at this time. I have been dreaming that I was raped by Xiaohongzao (beep——) in my dreams these few nights."

Fan Dabao: "Didn't you make him indescribable?"

Thick thighs: "Nokidding? OK?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Don't interrupt, the thigh will continue."

Thick thighs fell into painful memories again.

When playing military exercises, Xiaohongzao insisted on being in the same team with thick thighs. One team should be one team. Sexy, oh~ I really want to be cried by you (beep——)~

Thick thighs cried first, and asked no one to direct him, so ignore him.

After a while, Xiaohongzao whispered to him again: Ah~ Hani~ My corpus cavernosum became congested when I heard your voice, okay~

The thick thigh thought to himself, I'm about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, so ignore him.

After a while, Xiaohongzao M him again: Ah~ I can’t take it anymore, I really want to face you (beep——)(beep——)(beep——)

Thick thighs finally burst into tears and turned off the secret language.

The lonely little red date said to the thick thighs in front of the other three people in the team: "Haney, I've been listening to your voice (beep——) until now, are you so cruel that you don't want to help me solve it?"

The remaining three people: QAQ

Thick thighs: Q dish Q

After the military exercise, the thick thigh knelt down for Xiao Hongzao: "It's fine to say these things in private, can you not say it in front of others?!"

Xiaohongzao said with a proud face: "I don't! Don't think I don't know that little wave hoofs are staring at you! I'm going to swear sovereignty!"

Thick thighs: "Sovereignty, you ball!"

Xiaohongzao: "What are you doing! Be careful and I'll talk on the horn! Hmph!"

The thick thigh knelt down again, and he asked Fan Dabao: "Mike, what should I do?"

Fan Dabao: "I still want to watch a play."

Thick thighs: "I'll give you another lightness kung fu cheat."

Fan Dabao thought for a while: "It's okay, there is always a way to deal with him."

Knowing oneself and knowing one's enemies, Fan Dabao felt that it was not enough to just listen to the narration of thick thighs, he had to see the truth to prescribe the right medicine, so he planned to meet Xiao Hongzao for a while, and he said to Mi Xiaolian: "I used to think that Yunda was disgusting enough, don't worry about it." Unexpectedly, wow, there are still mountains as high as one mountain."

Mi Xiaolian said: "Not necessarily, maybe Yunda hasn't met an opponent yet and can't arouse his fighting spirit. If you don't believe me, try putting the two together and work hard."

Fan Dabao nodded meaningfully: "Well~~~~ Makes sense!"

Mi Xiaolian: "Maybe I have to sacrifice Ah Tuan."

So the soldiers split into two groups, Fan Dabao went to persuade Tuan Da Nai, Mi Xiaolian went to find Yunda.

This fan Dabao told Grandma Tuan about what had happened, and Grandma Tuan said excitedly at first: "Hey, hey? This is the first time I've seen a living gay man! It's still so shameless, I really want to Take a closer look!" Later, when she heard that she was going to bring Yunda together, she almost vomited out last year's New Year's Eve dinner, "No! No, no! You want to disgust me?!"

Fan Dabao continued to be persuasive: "The thigh gave me another lightness kung fu cheat book, and when it's sold, you will get half of it. Besides, you can block Yunda, he has become much more honest since we cleaned him up last time." Hesitating, Fan Dabao said cruelly, "60% for you!"

Tuan Da Tits: "70%"

Fan Dabao: "...65%! No more! At worst, you will be exempted from one month's rent!"

Big Boss: "Deal."

Mi Xiaolian found Yunda at the other end, and when Yunda saw that he was an innocent landlord and pretty tenant, he shrank into a corner trembling in fright.

Yunda: "Little ancestor, why are you looking for me again? I haven't done anything other than flirt with my little group every day!"

Mi Xiaolian asked: "Masturbation is not against the law."

Yunda: "Didn't you come to beat me?"

Mi Xiaolian: "Why do I hit you when I have nothing to do, how about giving you a chance to have another intimate contact with Ah Tuan?"

Yunda asked happily: "Really? Really?"

Fan Dabao sneaked into the queue: "It's still cooking."

Yunda retreated to the corner again: "Go away, go away!"

Fan Dabao gave him a blank look: "This is a safe zone! You look like a bear, and you still want to make love to a group? The old bachelor fetches water for the little widow. He has a lust but no guts."

Yunda: "You really don't want to hit me?"

Fan Dabao: "Why are you so afraid?"

Yunda: "You beat me to the point where all my equipment was damaged. I spent more than 1000 gold to buy the Fuming Hammer! What if you break it again?!"

Fan Dabao: "Flawed and damaged equipment is a man's medal, understand? I let you add a bit of masculinity, but you actually repaired it? A waste of my kindness."

Yunda: "You are brand new, why don't you look masculine?"

Fan Dabao: "I'm still a little boy! Little boy! Want masculinity?"

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Fan Dabao continued: "Give the two of us a diamond, and I will let you and A Tuan work together to improve your relationship in the next difficult book, and you should take good care of it."

Yunda doubted: "Are you so kind?"

Fan Dabao: "Of course it's not for your own good. I think A Tuan is the light bulb for me and Mi Xiaolian, and I want to find someone to marry her."

Mi Xiaolian looked puzzled: "Huh?"

Fan Dabao stepped on him and winked, Mi Xiaolian smiled awkwardly and nodded to Yunda.

Seeing that Mi Xiaolian nodded, Yun Dakuang quickly clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" After thinking about it, no, "Then what if it doesn't work? Why don't you pay me back the Thunder Diamond?"

Fan Dabao: "You don't know how to add some oil and firewood?!"

Yunda clenched his fist and said, "Yes, yes! Yes! I will work hard!"

Fan Dabao: "Okay, hand over Lei Zuan first."

Yunda took out the Thunder Diamond and asked, "You have been picking up girls in games at a young age? How old is Lianmei?"

Fan Dabao: "She is 10 years old."

Mi Xiaolian: "..."

Yunda praised: "It's true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves ahead! I will definitely work hard!"

Later, Mi Xiaolian asked Fan Dabao: "Why do we have to pay hard money for pimping?"

Fan Dabao said, "Who is there who would spend 40 minutes typing and still find time to chat?"

Mi Xiaolian nodded.

This is a difficult book that both the thick thighs and the big tits will never forget. The thick thighs are sore and painful, and the big tits are disgusting and happy. Fan Dabao laughed and said nothing the whole time. After Dabao finished telling the story, he silently wiped off his cold sweat, thankful that he was still a normal gay.

Xiaohongzao and Yunda are exactly two birds/beasts in puberty!

As soon as the dungeon was opened, Xiao Hongzao kept talking to the thick thighs in the team: "Hani~~~ You are so sexy when you are directing the dungeon~ I want to kneel beside you, lick your feet, lick your ( Beep——) la la la~"

Thick thighs turned a blind eye.

Yunda began to show courtesy to Tuan Tuan: "My Tuan Tuan! I haven't been with you for a long time. I miss you every day and can't sleep. What should I do if I can't sleep? I can only hug the pillow as you, kiss and rub Knead it, my little ball."

Grandma Tuan simply blocked the team channel.

Xiaohongzao: "Haney, why are you ignoring me? I'm wearing C-line pants, tight tight~ Good SEX, I'll take a picture and send you a look~ Oh, I'm so shy~"

Fan Dabao thought, yeah? The letter C is a sprinkle?So I took the time to browse Baidu, and exclaimed: "Oh my god... can this thing be worn?"

Xiaohongzao: "Why can't you wear it? They just wear it for Hani to see~"

Fan Dabao said with emotion: "The gay world is really terrible."

Xiao Hongzao snorted coldly: "Fan Dabao, don't think I don't know, I have observed all the people around Hani, including you of course, there are only five people in total, the innocent landlord and pretty tenants, and you are one of the four girls." Man, you are still single, don't think I don't know, you are definitely not straight! Do you also have a crush on my Hani? I warn you, put away your fancy, Hani is mine! Hmph! "

Fan Dabao had goose bumps all over his body: "Go ahead, go ahead."

Little Red Date: "Haney~ I want to hold your leg and kiss you from the ankle to the root of the thigh~"

Yunda turned a deaf ear but refused to be outdone and began to chant poems to the grandma Tuan: "My Tuan! My ethos rises for you, and my divine punishment falls for you! Try to forget about you, but think about it. Tuan is also passionate My heart is in turmoil. Nongqin's permanent residence asks flowers, how many tears are there, no one knows that they are deeply in love."

Fan Dabao: "Have you Baidud?"

Yunda: "What about Baidu? Every day I think about Tuan Tuan so much that I can't sleep, so I write poems to express my love and admiration for Tuan Tuan!"

Fan Dabao: "Didn't someone copy it?"

Yunda: "You care about me?"

Xiaohongzao was angry, and began to write nonsense poems: "I am a lonely boat in the sky, floating around, year after year, wandering around without returning, wandering half my life, and finally trapped by my legs."

Fan Dabao: "You don't have to say it's such a trouble, he can't understand it, so let's be straightforward."

Then the line is filled with only (beep——)(beep——) and (beep——)

Little Red Date: "Thigh Harney~~~~"

Yunda: "My little tuantuan!!!!!!"

Little Red Date: "Haney~"

Yunda: "Kiss my tuantuan~tuantuan~loveyou~~~~"

Then Xiaohongzao got into a fight with Yunda.

Little Red Date: "You don't want to be ashamed! I'm confessing my love to my Hani, what are you talking about?!"

Yunda: "Are you kidding me! I'm talking to my friend, what are you doing?"

Little Red Date: "Your Tuantuan just ignores you."

Yunda: "Your Hani is calling you an idiot behind your back."

Little Red Date: "Go away! My Hani loves me the most!"

Yunda: "I love you, why didn't I talk to you from the beginning to the end? My Tuantuan loves me so much!"

Xiaohongzao: "I'm yuck! Thank you short and soft boy with a sheep's tail!"

Yunda: "Huh?! I'm short and soft? My big penis is tied around my waist!"

Xiaohongzao: "What's there to brag about? My Hani can be hung around my neck and I'm having a butterfly festival!"

Thick thighs: "QAQ"

Yunda: "Seven times in one night!"

Xiaohongzao: "My Hani fourteen times a night!"

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After finishing this difficult book, the thick thighs went to sleep exhausted, but Xiao Hongzao ignored him and was still pinching with Yunda, and the big breasts also went offline and turned off the computer without saying a word, Yunda didn't care, and continued Blow with the little red dates.

The next day, as soon as the thick thigh came online, Xiao Hongzao came to him, and the thick thigh entered the thirteenth alert state, thinking what Xiaohongzao wanted to do again, who knew that Xiaohongzao said to him embarrassedly: "Thigh, I'm sorry."

Thick thighs: "what"

Xiaohongzao hummed: "I did something that I'm sorry for you."

Thick thighs: "What's the matter?"

Little Red Date burst into tears: "I'm in love with someone else!"

Thick thighs burst into tears: "Really?! Thank you!"

Xiaohongzao comforted him and said, "I know you are very sad now."

Thick thighs: "No, no, I'm very happy."

Little Red Date: "You don't have to force yourself to smile."

Thick thighs: "No, no, I'm happier than my company being listed!"

Little Red Date: "I hope you will be happy after I leave you!"

Thick thighs: "As long as you're not here, I'll be happy!"

Little Red Date: "In this case, I will go to another force."

Thick thighs: "Okay, hurry up, bye~bye~ don't come back!"

Little Red Date: "Don't be reluctant to bear me."

Thick thighs: "Do you want me to prepare some dowry for you?"

Little Red Date: "That's not necessary."

Thick thigh: "No, no, I must give it away. Can I ask who is that benefactor? I want to thank him for saving my life."

Little Hongzao said with a blushing face, "Oh! It's the that-that-that-that-Yunda yesterday!"

From then on, Xiaohongzao and Yunda lived a happy life, and they could see the world of the two of them every now and then during the holidays.

Yunda: My little jujube, hold you in my arms and kiss you!

Little Red Date: Rhyme Da Hani Hani ~ Hani ~ Bad ~

Fan Dabao said: "Bend one more."

Mi Xiaolian: "It is not easy to have thick thighs until now."

The author has something to say: the content of this chapter is a bit pornographic...