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1 If Zhong Zhao was a cat

If Zhong Zhao is a cat, he must be a black cat.

The whole body is pitch black, the fur is shiny and smooth, even the jiojio is black, and it looks like a black coal ball from a distance.

He has a domineering and vicious temper, has scratched countless people and kittens, and blows his hair out when he sees anyone, a veritable tyrant in the community.

People in the community feel their scalps go numb just seeing the dark mass in the distance, fearing that it will rush up and hit you.

People in the community wanted to drive it to other places, but they couldn't catch it. This cat is like a loach.

Who would like such a kitty?

But Mr. Jiang likes it very much, and often feeds it. Although he has been scratched several times by it, he still wants to pet this stubborn little cat's head.

Until the kitten was injured in a fight, Mr. Jiang took it home distressedly, wanting it to recuperate in his own home.

Small photo: meow meow. (I'm just raising a wound, not becoming your cat)

Mr. Jiang: Okay, okay, leave when you are ready, I won't stop you.

Small photo: meow meow! (Don't touch my head, don't touch me)

Mr. Jiang: It's really worrying. (Speaking and continuing to give medicine to the kitten)

Small photo: Meow meow meow meow! (Bad bastard, it hurts! Don't touch me!)

There were three more scratches on Mr. Jiang's hand, and the blood immediately overflowed. The red mark on the back of the white hand was very bright, and the little cat suddenly felt a little guilty.

Photo: Meow... (I told you not to touch me, you asked for it)

Mr. Jiang: Okay, little cats are not allowed to swear.

It was the first time for the kitten to stay in a human's house, and he always thought that humans would abuse it, and always wanted to escape. Mr. Jiang grabbed the back of the neck several times and brought him back.The doors and windows were tightly closed, the little cat sighed, thinking about running away every day, she never had a good look at this shit shoveler, and never offered him to touch and hug her.

In fact, this shit-shoveling officer is really good to it. He feeds it delicious food every day, applies medicine to its wounds, and bathes it. Mr. Jiang has brought him back by the back of his neck several times.The doors and windows were tightly closed, the little cat sighed, thinking about running away every day, she never had a good look at this shit shoveler, and never offered him to touch and hug her.

In fact, this shit-shoveling officer treats it really well, giving it delicious food every day, applying medicine to its wounds, and giving it a bath. Countless toys.Even though he was beaten and scratched several times, Mr. Jiang still combed and massaged it with gloves on.

Five months later, the kitten’s wounds gradually healed, and it was also fattened up by Mr. Jiang. The change of time made it forget the idea of ​​leaving this human being, and sometimes it just basked in the sun and looked at the window I don't want to go out that much anymore.

The little cat squatted in front of the glass window and saw Mr. Jiang squatting there feeding other kittens. The kitten sneered and meowed and cursed, dog man, keep other kittens outside!

It only saw Mr. Jiang feeding the other kittens, but ignored the window that had been ajar for several days.

It never occurred to its stupid head why a window that had been closed for months suddenly opened.

(Reminder, feeding stray cats is risky, and you need to be cautious when raising cats. There are also cats that need to close the windows)

2sweet Moments

It's a very stupid thing to be moved without knowing it. Zhong Zhao said dryly that he likes others, but he didn't even ask about other people's lives, and he didn't even have a contact information. She didn't even think of others, and she forced herself to say that she was not interested in Jiang Mingyue out of sheer pride.

Zhong Zhao loves sweets, and he likes to eat desserts very much, but he doesn't know how to make them himself, so he has to go outside to buy delicious ones everywhere.So Jiang Mingyue learned how to make desserts by herself.

Zhong Zhao stood next to Jiang Mingyue and looked at him. Jiang Mingyue was watching the tutorial with his mobile phone in one hand while whipping cream. He was surprised to find that Jiang Mingyue was so good that he could make a perfect and delicate look after only seeing it once. Zhong Zhao was very surprised, the taste of the little round cake was not inferior to the ones made outside, it was delicious!He gave a thumbs up in his heart.He peeked at Jiang Mingyue, Jiang Mingyue was putting the leftover cake into the refrigerator, when he noticed Zhong Zhao was staring at him, he raised his head and smiled at him, Zhong Zhao turned his head all of a sudden.

After that, Zhong Zhao didn't believe in evil and secretly tried to make cakes by himself when Jiang Mingyue was not at home. He was really angry.The burnt cake embryos were placed in a row, and when the baked one was finally ready for cream, he tore the frame. The cream was not in the bag, but it was in his hands.

Coincidentally, when Jiang Mingyue came home from work, he saw the kitchen that looked like a thief had invaded. Zhong Zhao spread his hands to show off his cream, wanting to silently tell him that his method had failed, and also a little afraid that Jiang Mingyue would laugh at him for being clumsy, but Jiang Mingyue didn't care about the messy kitchen and the bad ingredients lying all over the floor at all, he glanced at Zhong Zhao's outstretched hand suspiciously, held one of Zhong Zhao's wrists, and lowered his head towards the creamy palm.

Zhong Zhao only saw him lightly lick his palm, and his whole body became hot and itchy, and he felt unspeakable restlessness.

Jiang Mingyue licked her lips, tasted the cream around her mouth, she was seductive without knowing it, and smiled like a very normal person, making Zhong Zhao at a loss, he just said "very Sweet." Zhong Zhao's ears turned red instantly.

3 santa claus

There are Christmas trees, peace fruit, and all kinds of beautiful decorations at Christmas, but the most yearned-for thing is Santa Claus, which all children want.In the adults' opinion, as long as you write down the gifts you want on paper, Santa Claus will come in from the chimney carrying a big bag of gifts, and carefully put your gifts in the socks on the bedside, and you will wake up the next day. Come and see.

All children want gifts.

If the little moon were Santa Claus.

The tsundere Xiaozhao said that he didn't want gifts, that Santa Claus was fake, and put a piece of paper on the bedside, and fell asleep obediently. What.

Little Moon, Santa Claus in red clothes, came in and tucked him in the quilt, and opened the wish paper.

Xiao Zhao has a small mouth, but a big heart.

From xx brand bags, to xy brand shoes, from x brand perfumes, to yy watches, a single post-it note is not enough for him to write, and a small piece of paper is full of his wishes.

Santa Claus sighed, thinking that this kid is really greedy, he wants so many gifts at one time, there is no kid who is so unscrupulous, every kid is like this, Santa Claus is about to be laid off.

But when Xiaozhao woke up the next day, the socks on the head of the bed were empty, Xiaozhao pursed her lips, "It's all said to be fake, I'm really stupid."

Xiaozhao got out of bed only to see a round thing wrapped in red clothes on the ground at the end of the bed.He opened it and saw that it was all on his wish list.

Socks can't carry your wishes, but my clothes can.

If Xiaozhao was Santa Claus.

When Zhong Zhao became Santa Claus, he crawled into a child's home. This child's home was exquisite and warm, and they were all cute and cute. Even the children sleeping on the bed were the most beautiful children he had ever seen. His little soft face was buried in the pillow, his beautiful clear eyes were covered by long eyelashes, he nestled in the fragrant quilt, dreaming an unknown dream.

As a seasoned Santa Claus, he has many years of work experience. He has seen too many children, but no child has more influence than the person in front of him. Just looking at this quiet little face, Zhong Zhao bet on this Is a good boy.

If he is a good boy, then his gift must be satisfied!

Santa Claus Zhong Zhao has also been extorted from countless gifts by countless children. Some children are very greedy and always ask for too many gifts. When Zhong Zhao is angry, he only gives one and runs away, hum!Who told you to be greedy.

But this kid always wants the best for him.

Santa Claus carefully opened the wish paper, the small note even the handwriting is round and cute.

There is nothing else on it, nor the long list that Zhong Zhao imagined, only a short sentence.

"Want a kiss from Santa."

Santa Claus Zhong Zhao didn't expect that he would be softened into cotton candy by a word, he smiled softly, and was directly hit by the cuteness, and couldn't imagine how cute this child would be if he woke up and said this sentence.

He didn't make a sound, approached the little moon carefully, and touched the little moon lightly.

Yes, my good boy.

4 vixen

The relationship between Zhong Zhao and Jiang Mingyue at the beginning was really not very good, at least in Zhong Zhao's eyes.Zhong Zhao has a colder personality and prefers to be quiet, but he can't stand Jiang Mingyue's constant clinginess, which is annoying.He pesters him when he sleeps, and pesters him when he goes out. Even the workstation next to him has a special sense of presence. Zhong Zhao secretly believes that he is a male vixen.

Only a vixen can hook him so fascinated, for a long time Jiang Mingyue's Wechat notes were "Vox".

Zhong Zhao, a bad man, always bullies Jiang Mingyue because he likes him, leaving the vixen speechless.One day, Zhongzhao rarely had a free afternoon, preparing himself to be clean by himself.

Jiang Mingyue poked her head out from the door frame, her bright eyes were full of anticipation, she shook the big fox tail behind her, and asked coquettishly, "Going out to play?"

"No, I still have work today."

"Shall I accompany you?"

"Need not."

Jiang Mingyue hesitated to speak, and wanted to say something again, Zhong Zhao probably guessed what he was going to say, "It's not boring, don't need company, don't be noisy, be quiet, do whatever else you want."

Jiang Mingyue was not angry after being robbed by him, she smiled, and leaned lazily against the door frame, "Okay."

Before Zhong Zhao was about to close the door, he said lightly. "Xiao Zhao is really an idiot who doesn't understand fun."

The door was shut by the idiot.

In fact, there are some unfinished tasks, but they are all unimportant things, and it is okay to go out if you want to.But Zhong Zhao still locked himself in the study and finished everything.

Once people get into it, they really forget the time. Zhong Zhao sat there for several hours without moving much. Jiang Mingyue really didn't come to him during these few hours, and he didn't even send a WeChat message. There was no sound at all, and it really didn't bother him.Zhong Zhao looked at Jiang Mingyue's chat history with his mobile phone, but the quiet environment made him irritable and restless for no reason. He felt that he had been working for too long and should take a break. He suddenly remembered the situation in the north of the city. The cake shop next to him seemed to suit his taste, even though it was far away, he still planned to buy one to fill the abnormally spreading emptiness.

The moment he opened the door, he saw Jiang Mingyue standing at the door with one hand ready to knock on the door, but was startled by Zhong Zhao's sudden opening of the door.

Watching Zhong looked at him, the vixen was holding a beautiful and exquisite cake box in his other hand, and slowly pushed it in front of him, which happened to be the cake he just wanted to buy after going all the way around.

Jiang Mingyue bent his eyes, stuck his delicate face at an extremely bright angle, and asked Zhong Zhao with a smile.

"I just bought it, do you want to eat it?"

Since Jiang Mingyue's WeChat note changed from "fox spirit" to "sticky spirit".

5 salutation 1

Jiang Mingyue called Zhong Zhao a lot, such as baby, darling, dear, and generally called Zhao Zhao or Xiao Zhao.Most of the titles are disliked by Zhong Zhao and are too tired and crooked, and a small number of titles have been banned by Zhong Zhaoming's order. If they are called out, Zhong Zhao's image will be completely reversed in front of the public.

So now Jiang Mingyue is called "Xiao Zhao" the most by his predecessors. Zhong Zhao asked him why he had to add a small one. Jiang Mingyue pinched the tip of his nose with his fingers, "Of course it's because it's cute." Zhong Zhao couldn't resist him, and in the end he still indulged him, but he still felt that Jiang Mingyue's name was pretty much the same.

As long as he smiled at him a little and blinked his eyes, any name would become insoluble honey in his mouth, layer after layer of richness and sweetness.

But then there was a problem, that is, Zhong Zhao's address to him made Jiang Mingyue feel a little uncomfortable.He called him so intimately, Zhong Zhao still called him by his full name dryly, refusing to change it.

Jiang Mingyue knocked on Zhong Zhao's head, sometimes he really wondered if the inside was made of wood, how could it be so uninteresting, if it wasn't because on the bed he thought Zhong Zhao was really a straight man of steel.

"Shouting or not?" Jiang Mingyue grabbed Zhong Zhao's favorite Lego by the neck, "No, I'm going to kill someone."

Zhong Zhao sat on the seat with his legs crossed, watching the Lego hanging in mid-air with cold eyes, and thought Jiang Mingyue was funny in his indifference, so he wanted to tease him, not follow him. "not called."

Jiang Mingyue picked up Zhong Zhao's expensive perfume bottle, "Should I call it?"

Zhong Zhao didn't bat an eyelid, "Don't bark."

In the next second, the person was lying in his arms, with his arms around his neck, the faint and special scent of perfume on Jiang Mingyue's body was close to the tip of his nose, and his whole body melted into his arms as softly as honey Here, Jiang Mingyue kissed his eyes, nose, and cheeks, and said aggrievedly, "Whatever your name is, it's fine."

Zhong Zhao looked at his bright and clear eyes that seemed aggrieved and frustrated, and suddenly his heart softened. He felt that the matter was out of his control, and he planned to pull this piece of jellybean out of his arms with a cold face.

But in fact, he lowered his head and kissed Jiang Mingyue's lips, with a feeling he didn't understand, with a tenderness he thought was cold.

They depend on each other with lips and teeth, regardless of you and me.

When he loosened his lips and tongue, he gasped and smiled next to Jiang Mingyue's ear, "Don't bark."

The author says:

Where there is a top, there must be a bottom, and there will be a newly written small theater under the collection.