After dressing as a women's anchor, I kept falling off the horse

Pancake and Ali were both taken aback: "What kind of sissy?"

Little Bitter Gourd put on a disgusted expression: "Don't look at how good-looking he is, he doesn't look like a woman wearing makeup. A good man does this kind of thing, who is disgusting if he is not disgusting? Who knows what he did in private, saying Not necessarily clean."

All three stand far from the camera, ostensibly grooming fish.Sure enough, Ah Li and Pan Bing also listened to Little Bitter Gourd's words, and they all frowned, showing disgust towards Gu Qia who was in the distance.

Gu Qi was very diligent. After cleaning all the fish, he immediately walked to Devin's side and handed it over: "Shall we start a fire now? I've already cleaned it up."

Devin was very satisfied with the neat speed of his work, and kept praising: "Baby, you are really amazing, you must have excellent self-reliance."

And now, one thing they have to face is chopping wood to make a fire.In fact, Gu Qia and Xiao Baili were already quite tired from catching fish in the stream, but he still took the initiative and said, "I'll go collect firewood."

As soon as the words fell, the little bitter gourd who had packed the fish came late, and suddenly said: "You better not go, collecting firewood is a man's job, how can this kind of physical work make you girls..."

His words seemed a little frivolous, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was deliberately looking for trouble.Xiao Baili gave him a cold look, and reminded him indifferently: "It's just a boy."

Little Bitter Gourd made a surprised expression: "Ah, is it? Sorry, I really didn't see it."

Now everyone could tell that something was wrong, while the other anchors on the side watched the show in silence.Gu Qia snorted twice, looked at him coldly, and imitated that yin and yang vigor: "Oh, yeah, I didn't expect you to be so short-sighted, so go back and wear glasses better after this live broadcast. But are you really a boy? I didn’t see you coming down after catching fish just now, and I was rushing to clean up the fish again. It was so cool to chat with other anchors on the shore, why did I remember that I was a boy at this time. "

Pan Bing blushed, and said something along the lines of Bitter Gourd: "Cha Cha, he was just joking, don't worry about it."

"Really?" Gu Qi put his hand on Xiao Baili's shoulder, and the two walked slowly to pick up firewood.

The bitter gourd who stayed in place was very angry, standing there a little annoyed.Then Mason glanced at him and said in very clear Chinese: "This anchor friend, other men have already gone to collect firewood, why don't you go?"

As if burying him, Kugua blushed and said hello quickly.

Once the farce was over, the two foreigners who stood there looked at each other, waved their hands, and exchanged sentences in English: "They are so strange."

[Damn, this bitter gourd man lives up to his name, why hasn't the stinky straight man been banned yet?]

【Damn it, he did sneaky things before, and he still looks down on Gu Qia? 】

[Seeing Bitter Gourd's face makes me sick to my stomach. During the live broadcast, my mouth stinks like hell, and I'm still playing with straight men. It's disgusting.]

【What good thing is Gu Qia?Isn’t what Bitter Gourd said right? She’s just a sissy at first, and she pretends to be a woman, it’s disgusting to death]

[The bitter gourd lovers are all stinky straight men, but they are also sissies, so let me ask you, have you gone down catching fish and bitter gourds?Gu Qia volunteered to pick up firewood, he does everything, what happened to your bitter gourd? 】

[Not to mention girls, Qiuqiu is also a female anchor, she has been helping with this and that.Why do Ali and pancakes eat girl bonuses, laugh at skr people]

The barrage was very noisy, and Gu Qia, Xiao Baili, and that Qiuqiu all went a little further away to collect firewood.The people behind did not follow, Qiuqiu was a girl with a ponytail who looked very refreshing, she picked it up for the two of them with a smile, and then asked: "Are there any mushrooms here? If so, you can also add them." Extra meal."

She seemed easy to get along with, and she also came down after catching fish just now, and struggled with them for almost an hour and a half without saying anything.Gu Qia could tell that this girl was easy to get along with, so she smiled a little: "Is it safe to pick mushrooms in the wild? Is it poisonous?"

Qiuqiu said confidently, "No, I can recognize it. I used to live in the countryside with my grandma, and I know most of the vegetables and plants."

"Well, let's see if there are fungus food here." Xiao Baili propped his chin and thought for a while, "Where are wild vegetables, should we dig wild vegetables?"

"Foreigners have never seen wild vegetables, do they know how to eat them?" Gu Qi said looking at Xiao Baili.

Xiao Baili blinked: "Whatever, pick a little anyway, the more food the better."

The three of them picked for almost half an hour, but they didn't expect that there were quite a lot of things in this place.After they went back, the others seemed very happy. Qiuqiu took the initiative to cook the soup. They brought a very large iron pot with them, and all the firewood was piled under the iron pot.

I don't know where to get some hay that is easy to catch fire, the fire finally ignited, and several anchors went to wash vegetables in the distance.Although this scene looks like a farmhouse, Devin just smiled: "Today catching fish is just an appetizer, and tomorrow we will go to the mountains to find snakes. Or, hunting."

"Snake?" A Li and Pan Bing turned pale, they were undoubtedly afraid of snakes.

The fire was burning to a high level, and several bosses who had gone to investigate came back and stood behind the camera.Wen Qianhan was not wearing a suit, which was inconvenient in the field, but he was wearing a sports suit. His shoes were stained with dust, but they were still white.

The few people were leaning on the rocks by the stream, and seemed to be looking around.Gu Qi and Xiao Baili looked at each other, and Xiao Baili said, "Will the boss have Xiaozao to eat, or will he eat with us?"

Just as he was talking, Wen Qianhan walked over and let the camera focus on other people.He stood condescendingly next to Gu Qia, and said in a pleasant voice, "The boss is hungry, and the boss hasn't eaten yet, can you cook me more later?"

He patted Gu Qia's shoulder with his hand, and Xiao Baili, who was squatting beside him, stared blankly.

Gu Qia's face was a little red because of the trouble, Wen Qianhan probably thought that outsiders would not say those inappropriate things at the moment, but he deliberately said things that he didn't dare to refute.

He snorted, and slowly cut the mushrooms that Qiuqiu had washed into small pieces with a fruit knife, and said, "Yes, I'll eat a little less and keep it for you."

Wen Qianhan blinked: "Thank you, I will give you a promotion and a raise later."

"Is there such a thing as a promotion and a salary increase as an anchor?" Gu Qi said with a dull face.

"No." Wen Qianhan lazily left the scope of the camera, leaving a sentence, "But I can decide the income of your live broadcast time, so it doesn't count."

The three of them are currently cooking the soup, and the other anchors are trying their best to cook other dishes.Qiuqiu was making two pots, because there were too many fish to cook all at once, so there were only three big fish and two small ones in this big pot.

There are no other dishes in the wild, and several anchors have prepared by themselves and brought some seasonings.But this can only ensure that the fish has a taste, but it is not a great delicacy.Fortunately, Qiuqiu's cooking skills are good, she brought a very small bottle of vinegar, put four or five drops in the pot, and put wild vegetables in it.

Basically, it's a mixed pot.

But fortunately, after the fish is cooked, it doesn't look so fishy, ​​and the taste is acceptable.Gu Qia eats everything, and he is not too picky.It's just that the pancakes he had for this meal and A Li's expressions were not quite right.

After lunch, they went up the mountain in the afternoon, and found a place to make a temporary camp in an open place halfway up the mountain.Originally, Gu Qia planned to share a tent with Xiao Baili, but Wen Qianhan looked at him not far away, and moved his fingers.

With that look, Gu Qia understood that he might be saying that he would come to live with him at night, but Gu Qia had no choice but to share a tent with Xiao Baili, and the other party lived with Devin.

Devin is tall and big, with handsome features and deep eye sockets. He is very intelligent both in appearance and in action.But the other party speaks Chinese very well, Gu Qia is not worried.

They had been cleaning up the camp all afternoon, but Gu Qia was inexperienced in real hunting and snake hunting, so he was still a little scared.In the evening, Wen Qianhan, who went out and drove around with others, came back. He just found a sleeping bag and spread it on the ground, and built a tent with Gu Qia.

At night, Gu Qi carefully pasted up his own wig, for fear that it would accidentally fall out.But after all calculations, Gu Qi underestimated the power of a certain villain.

In the middle of the night, Gu Qia was in a drowsy sleep, and suddenly there was some movement outside his tent.He opened his bleary sleepy eyes, but saw that Qian Han had his eyes closed and his sleepy face was quiet.

What kind of sound is this, probably some bugs are outside.Gu Qi's half-lying body fell down again. He wanted to continue sleeping, but a human exclamation suddenly came from outside: "Oh..."

Suddenly, Gu Qia opened his eyes, and Wen Qianhan who was beside him also woke up.

Gu Qi's intuition was wrong, she picked up her coat, opened the tent and rushed out, only to see a black figure stumbling towards the tent in the distance.His face turned cold, and the three of them caught up with each other, and directly greeted him with a fist——

"Grass, what are you doing!" The other party immediately yelled, and grabbed him with all his teeth and claws.During the dispute, Gu Qia had the upper hand, and he straightened the opponent with both hands very neatly, while the surrounding wind was howling, Gu Qia's wig loosened a little, and fell down in the next second.

Gu Qia didn't care about it. This is a dark place, and he couldn't see anything clearly. He grabbed the man's hand and brought it to a bright place.Through the moonlight, he saw that this man was the bitter gourd anchor.

He narrowed his eyes: "Sneaky, what do you want to do?"

Bitter Gourd's fingers retracted unconsciously, Gu Qi's eyes turned cold, and she grabbed the other's fingers and took them out, only to see that there were bite marks on them, and the skin was torn.He was a little stunned, and suddenly there were a few footsteps behind him.

Gu Qi looked back, only to see Wen Qianhan squatting down and picking up something from the ground.

That is--

His wig piece.

Gu Qi froze in place, only one sentence remained in his mind: I lost my horse? !

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