underworld

He also said that in the Underworld, in the Nether Hall, an old woman with a haggard complexion and a haggard appearance was crying miserably.Underworld Master digs his ears with an ear pick with a serious face, the judge holds a judge's pen to record with a serious face, Ji Bai yawns with a serious face, Luo Ye stares at his daughter-in-law with a serious face... …

For thousands of years, there have been too many joys and sorrows, tragic and sad things that have happened in the world. I have seen and heard too much, and I have long been numb.Somewhat unsure of his strength, Underworld Lord shivered slightly, and looked at the three right-hand (?) assistants beside him: Poor Ji Xiaobai had already yawned several times in a row, tears streaming down his face.As soon as I turned my gaze, ouch, my brother, can you restrain yourself, your eyeballs will be glued to other people.Well, Lord Hades rubbed his chin, thinking with certainty that the battle last night must have been extremely intense; then he looked away, and saw the judge who had been loyal to his duty for thousands of years and nodded in satisfaction.This guy is good, good, reliable!

The two ecstasies didn't know that they had already been yelled at by the respected Master Underworld.Ji Bai let out another breath. Since the night before the wedding, Ji Bai has been extremely depressed. This body is so useless. He was paralyzed on the bed all day yesterday. He was finally able to walk at night, so he ordered Luo Ye was not allowed to follow, and returned to the previous mansion, making up his mind to practice all night.Luo Ye looked at his wife with a serious face, Xiaobai, what's wrong with you, what did you do wrong for your husband?Why did you go back to your mother's house last night?Is that the return door to the world?

Lord Mingzhu looked at the old woman in the hall who was gradually turning from howling to sobbing, and finally opened his golden mouth and asked her to tell her life in detail.

"My lord, woo woo, the life of the old lady is really hard..." The old woman began to talk about her miserable but not short life.

Speaking of which, the life of a woman is indeed miserable.The three most important men in life are father, husband and son.As soon as she was born, she lost a jj, so she was neglected by the whole family. The only time she was hugged by her father was when she was sold to a matchmaker for some wine money; she became a maidservant of a rich family, doing the hardest and most tiring job. But she didn't have enough to eat or wear warm clothes; finally, when she grew up, she was bullied by the nasty old housekeeper and married her to his nephew, a rascal, ignorant alcoholic.When she was desperate, she ushered in a little life.After suffering, the alcoholic husband finally passed away, and the son finally grew up. In the end, the son was as good as his dead father, but no matter what, he was still his own cub, and the woman still loved him very much.However, in the end, his son died for no apparent reason, and in a fit of anger, he died too.Thinking of the tragic death of her son, the woman burst into tears again...

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lord, my son must have been killed by a monster…"While crying, the woman wiped her tears with her sleeves.

The Lord of the Underworld looked at the judge next to him. The woman's life has long been recorded in the book, and her behavior in this life is all the sins of her previous life.However, there is one thing that doesn't fit, that is, the woman's son should not die in this way before the time comes.There have been several such instances recently.The souls of the dead are gone.Who is challenging his patience?It seems that it is time to take good care of those unknown guys.

"Luo Ye, Ji Bai, you two should go to the human world to investigate immediately, and arrest those who disturb the order."

Hearing the edict, the couple came to their senses and acted according to the order...

"Miss, you're back!" Mu Qing was arranging herbs in the yard, when he heard the door knock, he went up to meet her.When Yao Guang saw Mu Qing, his heart felt warm, and he followed him to hug her.Thinking of all the past, this person is really kind to me.Thinking that I might be discovered by the Lord, hey, if only my former self met him.

"How is the mother-in-law?" Every time Yao Guang went out for "errands", he said that he was going back to his mother's house to see his mother. If Mu Qing wanted to accompany him, sometimes he would be cast a spell, and sometimes he would be rejected. old camphor tree.Seeing the concern on Mu Qing's face, Yao Guang couldn't bear it, fool, your mother-in-law is a mature camphor tree, she is so fine!

But Yao Guang could only nod his head and looked around, why didn't he see the boy?

"Xiao Tong went to play with a neighbor's child." The child was a poor child he picked up when he was practicing medicine. Both parents died of the epidemic.At first, I thought that the lady would be unhappy, but in the end, I don't know if it was the reason for her own infertility, but the lady actually liked Xiaotong very much.If Xiaotong disappeared, Yaoguang would be more nervous than herself.Mu Qing felt that he was able to marry such a woman. He really didn't know what blessings he had in his previous life, so he felt so dark-skinned.Hey, thinking about it, and thinking about today's list, Mu Qing was distressed again. I am afraid that he will not have the chance to grow old with his wife.

Of course Yaoguang was nervous about the boy, he was a treasure, if it wasn't for the wrong timing, he really wanted to swallow him up.If Mu Qing knew the truth, I don't know what would happen.

The two, who had their own thoughts, entered the room very harmoniously.

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Luo Ye looked at Ji Bai who was walking in front, thought for a while, but didn't realize that he had done anything wrong, so he grabbed Ji Bai's hand, hugged him, and kissed his forehead.

At this moment, Ji Bai was thinking that his body was only at this level. If he wanted to suppress Luo Ye, it seemed that he would have to work harder in the future and add a sneak attack.As a result, he was attacked by that ghost.Ji Bai looked at the ghost next to him, since he got married, a lot of things seemed to have changed, although this ghost still always put on a cold expression of "I am the uncle, you and other bastards owe me money". face, but I can still feel that the money owed by the ass is getting less and less, and the uncle's face is getting warmer than before, for example, he is smiling at himself now.And this is an uncle who often likes to eat sweets, and the apricot kernel crisp is his favorite.Sometimes this master's actions are still very childish, for example, whenever he has time, he will interlock his fingers with him, and from time to time he will flick and flick like a child.But it still feels good!

Luo Ye looked at Ji Bai beside him, and the expression translates to: My wife is staring at me all the time, hey, don't be so explicit, okay, it seems that I was really worried just now, you are reluctant to part with your previous mansion It's okay, go back, I will tear down the wall between our two families.I know you have always liked me since before, how could you be angry with me.Okay, okay, didn't I marry you back home? I belong to you alone, and no one will snatch it from you. I glanced at the interlocking hands of the two, and I couldn't take it away even if I snatched it.But the feeling of being looked directly at by my wife's loving eyes is really beautiful!So Luo Ye's heart fluttered, he shook his interlocking hands, and looked at Ji Bai with a slight smile.

The two ghosts, each with their own thoughts, rushed to the world in uncommon harmony...

In a moment, two figures, one white and one black, accurately landed in the grass temple where the incident happened.

Luo Ye reluctantly put down Ji Bai's hand, and began to search around. Except for a few drops of dried blood on the bellflower in the corner and a small piece of purple yarn, other traces have not been destroyed by humans.

Ji Bai watched as Luo Ye sniffed the blood on the bellflower seriously, and put away the purple yarn.The expectant little eyes looked at Luo Ye sincerely, but Luo Ye turned his head (blush embarrassingly) and ignored it.

"..." Darling, why don't you tell me what you found?Is it sad to be blind?

"..." Wife, you look at me like this, you are very shy.His face flushed slightly, and he turned to one side.

... What a couple that has no tacit understanding!

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A young man in red was sitting beside the alchemy stove, yawning and knocking his head down bit by bit.

A stone hit the red-clothed boy's head accurately with a "snap". Shaoyan was startled, and hit the alchemy stove all at once, "Ah—" a stone appeared on his white forehead immediately. A bright red mark.

"Who? Who doesn't know what's good? How dare you tease me like this? Come out..."

"Cough, cough!" There was a crisp coughing sound, one gray and one white, one old and one young came in.The old man raised his eyebrows and stared, "Young master? You little bastard, let's see how the master will deal with you!" As he said, he picked up a strip of bamboo beside him and rushed up.

It's over, it's over, it's been discovered again, why are you so slow today.The boy in red was startled, and ran away faster than a rabbit. Judging from his astonishing speed and coquettish position, this guy must be very experienced.

While running away, he begged for mercy: "Master, please forgive me. I was wrong this time. Next time I won't dare, I won't dare..." He is small in stature, and he specializes in the most precious medicinal materials of his master. Running around in the yard, "Hey, anyway, you can't catch me, so just let me go!" He said, and made an extremely ugly grimace.

His master was so angry that he straightened his beard.Why did he accept such an apprentice.Talk less, talk less and act carefully, but there is nothing that fits.

"Master, don't swipe your beard. It's much better if you shave it off. Just rely on these few beards. If you are bald, you will lose your fairy spirit. At that time, no one will tell you to hunt monsters and ghosts, so you can't buy wine." Drink it." As he spoke, he punched a drunken fist playfully.

His master rolled his eyes in anger.This apprentice simply came to collect debts in his previous life.

"Shaofeng, quickly catch this brat." His master panted, shook his fingers, and ordered the young man in white who was holding a big knife by the door.Fortunately, okay, there is another reliable one.With a sigh, he turned and sat on the small wooden bench.

Oops, not good!Natural enemies too!Shaoyan quickly put away his hippie smile and took it seriously.The two fight together, with a knife and a sword, you come and go, no difference, the swords collide, and there is a crisp jingle...

Well, I practiced well, Shaoyan is a little smarter, and his body is more flexible; Shaofeng's movements are standard, and his strength is slightly better; the master nodded in satisfaction, and stroked his beard.The two guys, one red and one white, jumped up and down, and in a blink of an eye, the garden was full of precious medicinal materials, like bandits swept away.

"Oh, it's killing me, you two bastards, stop for me..."

In the end, the two were caught by force by the red-eyed master.As soon as the trousers were taken off, the white one was hit twice, and the red one was hit twice.Shaofeng took it silently.The child in red touched his glowing red buttocks, glanced at Shaofeng's buttocks, and shouted——

"Wow...Master, you are biased...you didn't hit him hard. Look at my butt!" The two red marks on the white butt are very dazzling.

"Yes, I can't do this!" As he said, with the expectant eyes of the child in red, he turned him over, and "slapped, snapped" four times. "You boy, if you hadn't been lazy, this wouldn't have happened!" Then he walked away.

"Wow—" This time, Shaoyan really howled at the top of his voice.

"Stop crying, are you a man?" Shaofeng frowned at someone who was crying.Hearing less words, he choked up, his face flushed, and he pulled up his trousers slowly, "Wow... I'm not a man anymore, wow... It hurts like hell..." Then he shrank to the ground.

Shaofeng quickly helped him up, and walked towards the room they shared.

As soon as they opened the door, they saw a bottle of medicine on the table, as their master always did.Shaofeng helped Shaoyan to the bed and applied medicine to him...

"Hiss, hey, take it easy, woo...it hurts..." This guy burst into tears in pain, and kept muttering: "Ah—hey, did you do it on purpose? It hurts me to death ..."

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Shaofeng unknowingly lowered his hand.

"It's all your fault. Master is here, but you didn't report to me. If you..."

"Where did I not report to you? You threw stones and coughed again, but you slept like a dead pig." Shaofeng rolled his eyes.

"Ah, so it's you, look at my forehead, my young master was almost disfigured by you." Suddenly realized.

"You didn't stamp that red seal yourself..."

"If you hadn't thrown the stone, I would have been scared and knocked on the alchemy stove?" A pair of eyes widened.

"You're so, so...huh!" With all his strength, he put down the medicine and left angrily, shaking his sleeves.

"Ah! My ass, the one with the surname Shao, you did it on purpose, I'm not finished with you?" Uh, I don't have the surname Shao.

The author has something to say: the brain hole is getting weirder and weirder.The boy in red and white appeared in Chapter 4, I wonder if you still have any impressions!