I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

After staring at the private message interface for a while, Chen Xingge finally quit Weibo.

Shen Qi was still shocked at the side: "Fuck me? This is a drama, right? A crew invited you to act?! Brother Xing, you are going to be popular!"

Chen Xingge glanced at him, "Aren't I blushing all the time?"

"That's different!" Shen Qi's mind is full of cameras, "Those are just small troubles, look at this, there is a special crew!"

Chen Xingge was silent for a long time, and he didn't speak until the incident was almost over.

"There's a fart difference."

Shen Qi didn't wait for an answer, he ran away and continued to be the aunt's caring little assistant, until he heard a voice behind him, he was stunned for a moment.

Having been with Chen Xingge for such a long time, although he didn't deliberately mention it, Shen Qi also got to know some of his family affairs.

Thinking of this, Shen Qi hesitated for a while, and finally asked: "Are you..." Still brooding over those things?

Shen Qi didn't say the whole thing, he knew that Chen Xingge didn't really want to mention these things.

Chen Xingge turned on the camera and took a picture of his own neck, opened the Meitu software and fiddled with it, turned it to the maximum for beauty and thin face, and then adjusted it to the favorite color of Death Abao, the spirit boy's favorite, and sent it to Ye Yan.

【STAR: 伱给の嫒, ​​engraved in the memory of me'】

After finishing this series, he opened his mouth: "I don't know."

Shen Qi was stunned for a moment, "I don't know?"

Chen Xingge felt that he should say something more, but after thinking about it, he couldn't say anything, "Well, I don't know."

Chen Xingge said again: "Do you want to go for dinner tonight?"

I don't want to talk about it.

Shen Qi knew Chen Xingge well, and it would be useless for anyone to force him to say something he didn't want to say.

"Where?" Shen Qi thought for a while and then said: "With whom?"

"Just go to Haidilao." Chen Xingge pressed the phone, "With Ye Yan, and his friends, you have met, Jiang Yuan."

Speaking of Ye Yan's news, he came back.

[F:? 】

【F: What are you looking at again? 】

Chen Xingge smiled and typed.

[STAR: Lover's Love Story Daquan's sentimental short message, how about it?Are you moved by my words?If you want it, I’ll lend it to you another day, I think it’s quite useful]

[F: ...]

[STAR: No matter where I am, please remember that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart thinking about you every moment!miss you!ah!My dear love!I am crazy about you! 】

Shen Qi thought about this configuration, it was like eating with his in-laws, it was awkward no matter how he thought about it.

"Can this be eaten?"

Chen Xingge raised his head upon hearing this, "That's right."

"Call Yu Fu and Gu Yu again, you can ask Ji Zhi if he will come, the crowd is so lively."

Shen Qi: "..."

Are you sure this is not a family meeting between the two parties?

After confirming the number of people, Chen Xingge set out to make contacts on the Q letter, and did not chat privately with each of them. After getting acquainted with several people, he simply established a group chat, and pulled Yu Fu in, and had a very direct and loud Name——Xingge Global Support Club Headquarters

Yu Fu was the first to disagree: Such a rustic name is not worthy of a noble person like me!

As a result, no one in the group paid any attention to him. The others were used to Chen Xingge's convulsive personality, and they didn't think there was anything wrong after being together for a long time.

Chen Xingge thought about it, what did he say when he saw these names when La Yeyan came in?

"Global? Which ball? Ping-pong?"

It has only been half a year since the two of them disliked each other until now they are actually together.

Without thinking about it, Chen Xingge opened the group chat and came out with a few other people.

【STAR: @你的枚鱼哥哥@七级鱼@JZ, brothers, come out quickly!Your idol has something important to announce]

[Your brother fisherman: [vertical middle finger.jpg] Every time this group appears in my line of sight, I feel that my eyes are insulted. Why isn’t such a dirty name set as a prohibited word in Q letter? 】

[Seven Fish: What's the matter idol? 】

[JZ: [kitten probe.gif]]

Chen Xingge saw that everyone had come out before he started talking.

[STAR: That's it, your idols want to treat you to a meal today, come if you are free!I will post the location in the group in a while]

【Your brother fisherman:? ? ?Are you asking for dinner?why? 】

[STAR: Do you still need a reason to invite you to dinner?Isn't the relationship between us the best reason? 】

[Your brother fisherman: Is there a relationship between us? 】

Several people expressed that they were free, Chen Xingge told them the time and place, then quit and wanted to take advantage of this time to walk around the show, afraid that he might forget his words during the performance.

Ye Yan didn't know when he had already replied.

[F: Remember]

Chen Xingge was taken aback when he saw it, and then remembered the flirty short message he sent just now.

Where does this person need any reference books? He can publish one himself, and he won’t take any bookstores without his books.

·

After Ye Yan sent the message, he looked up and saw Jiang Yuan who was staring at him, raised his eyebrows, "What are you looking at?"

Jiang Yuan's big and small bags have already been sent home, and now he just stands there alone, watching for a while before speaking: "I'm looking to see if you are possessed by some strange thing."

Ye Yan: "..."

"Why do I feel that you have changed a lot from before." Jiang Yuan said, "Is this the magic of love?"

Ye Yan smiled and scolded an idiot.

"Before I thought... well, forget it." Jiang Yuan said, "I still thought you were joking with me before I got out of the car, but now I believe it."

Ye Yan smiled and said nothing.

Jiang Yuan wasn't too surprised, although Brother Yan didn't tell him that he likes men, but this kind of thing is not uncommon in the circle, men and women and so on.

There are also men and women who hang out with him, and the people sitting next to each party are different.

But Ye Yan is different.

"Brother Yan." Jiang Yuan yelled, and after yelling, he realized that he didn't know what to say, and it seemed that he didn't need to say anything, so he patted him on the shoulder.

"Get together today?" Jiang Yuan said.

"Yeah." Ye Yan nodded, "I've booked a place."

"Brother Yan, good brother! Is it because you haven't seen me for a long time?"

An hour later, the motorcycle stopped at the entrance of Haidilao, which had a very rustic garland, and Ye Yan reached out to take off the helmet, "It's here."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Usually, the two of them often hunt for novelties, but most of them are arranged by Jiang Yuan. Jiang Yuan looked at this unique outfit and the motorcycles that were out of place with the surroundings, and thought for a long time, but he didn't know what was so unique about this place.

Maybe it's especially delicious?

But it was picked by his brother Yan, Jiang Yuan walked in without hesitation.

After sitting down, he picked up the menu and ordered, "Brother Yan, what do you eat? I'm treating you today, and I haven't eaten at home for a long time."

Ye Yan was not in a hurry to order, she turned on her phone and ordered, "Wait a minute."

Jiang Yuan: "?"

"Wait for your sister-in-law." Ye Yan said.

Jiang Yuan: "..."

"...Sister-in-law is coming too?"

"Any opinion?" Ye Yan glanced at him.

Just as Jiang Yuan wanted to say no and express his understanding, he heard Brother Yan continue to say, "Leave if you have any opinions."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

He is no longer his brother Yan's little baby.

When the others came in, Jiang Yuan had already adjusted his mood and quickly integrated into the big group.

"Roommate, hello, hello, long time no see, how are you doing?"

"It's... pretty good."

"My friend, you look familiar. Have I met you somewhere?" Jiang Yuan looked at Yu Gou who looked at him as soon as he came in.

Yu Fu raised his proud chin, "I'm a very popular anchor in Dreamland, you must..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Yuan had already remembered, "Are you the second young master of the Yu family?"

Yu Fu: "..." How angry!Obviously he has to rely on his strength to speak!

After several people sat down, Jiang Yuan moved to Ye Yan's side, "That kid from the Yu family?"

Ye Yan nodded, "Yes."

"Fuck?" Jiang Yuan was a little surprised, "Why did he tell you..."

Before Jiang Yuan finished speaking, Ye Yan interrupted him, "He is a fan of Brother Xing."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Yu Fu's ears were sharp, and when he heard his name, he turned his head to stare at Ye Yan, with a slightly delusional expression on his face, before speaking for a while, "Did you already know who I am?"

Ye Yan looked at him without saying a word.

Yu Fu was discouraged, thought for a while and said, "You can't tell my dad what I'm doing now."

Ye Yan wanted to ask how your father didn't know about it for so long, but he didn't say it, "I'm free?"

"Fine……"

Ye Yan asked where Chen Xingge was just now, and there was a video back there, Shen Qi was in the middle of the aunts like a fish in water, and twisted from time to time.

[STAR: I'm just wondering, what exactly is Ji Zhi trying to do with him?Is he doing square dancing well? 】

Ye Yan hasn't watched the video yet, he can see Shen Qi's exaggerated dance steps from the frozen frame, and he moves back with his hands.

【F: You twist better than him】

Followed by another one.

【F: Boyfriend is flexible】

[STAR: ...]

[STAR: I returned the flirty text message when my mother went back]

Just buy this Daquan Daquan.

The two arrived last because they went to pick up Ji Zhi.

Chen Xingge looked around and found that everyone had arrived, so he greeted them casually, "They're all here."

It's like a leadership inspection.

The two people present knew about their relationship, and the others were still immersed in the joy of Brother Xing's invitation to dinner.

Gu Yu hadn't seen the F4 members for a long time, and he was very excited, "Brother Xing, congratulations on winning the award!"

Chen Xingge: "It's easy to talk about."

"Everyone ate deliciously today. Brother Xing, I was generous when I should be."

Jiang Yuan hesitated, "This..."

Chen Xingge approached, with a completely different identity now, he hugged Jiang Yuan's shoulder kindly, and said very proudly: "This Haidilao is very good, brother, don't worry, this meal is all for you, boss If you know me well, report my name to get a [-]% discount."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Before he finished speaking, someone pulled the arm on his shoulder. Chen Xingge looked over, and with Jiang Yuan standing in front of him, Ye Yan held Chen Xingge's without any scruples, "An Fen Come on, boyfriend."

Chen Xingge: "..."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Is this fucking brother Yan?

Chen Xingge also lowered his voice, "How am I doing in front of your brother? Is it enough to give you face?"

Ye Yan: "..."

The guests went to get drinks, leaving a table of people behind, Jiang Yuan took the opportunity to tease Brother Yan.

Ye Yan: "?"

"Then what, brother Yan, are you short of money recently?" Jiang Yuan asked.

Brother for many years, Ye Yan probably knows what Jiang Yuan wants to say.

Jiang Yuan has been in love several times, but he hasn't learned other skills. The rich second generation spends money to recruit students extremely well. Don't care if the relationship is not in place, just spend money on the partner and it's over.

Ye Yan leaned back and looked at Chen Xingge who was still chatting with the waiter at the front desk, "He doesn't need it."

·

The meal lasted for four hours. Jiang Yuan talked about his hard work in the past six months abroad and couldn't stop the car at all.

Originally, I came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, but in the end, I didn’t ask anything, but there was nothing to ask, Jiang Yuan couldn’t walk in a straight line after drinking, and after everyone was sent away, Ye Yan called a car to pack Jiang Yuan. went in.

When the door was about to close, Jiang Yuan grabbed Ye Yan's sleeve.

"Brother Yan...I've never, hiccup...have never seen you so relaxed." Jiang Yuan hiccupped, not sober, "I'm so happy."

Ye Yan smiled and said nothing.

It's quite relaxing, when I'm with Chen Xingge, it seems that all the troubles are gone.

After the car drove away, Ye Yan went back to find Chen Xingge, who was sitting on the seat drinking, but was cut off before taking a sip of wine.

Chen Xingge also drank a lot, but he was better than Jiang Yuan and the others. He knew how much he could drink.

Looking up, Ye Yan held Chen Xingge's bottle of wine in his hand, and took a sip directly to his mouth. Chen Xingge watched Ye Yan's swallowing movements, and remembered that it was what he had just drank.

"Indirect kiss." Chen Xingge tugged at Ye Yan's clothes.

Ye Yan put down the wine bottle and looked down at Chen Xingge. Chen Xingge's face was a little red when he was drunk, and he raised his head up, with half-open lips and sleepy eyes, as if he was inviting someone.

Ye Yan's eyes darkened.

"I've already kissed directly, do you still care about this?"

"That's right." Chen Xingge lowered his head and thought for a while, "Then let's pick it up."

Ye Yan: "..."

The drunk Chen Xingge was terrified.

Ye Yan pressed Chen Xingge's lips with his hand, then lowered his head.

The kiss ends.

"What happened?" Ye Yan asked.

"Huh?" Chen Xingge opened his eyes, but he still hadn't pulled away from the kiss just now, "What? Does it matter if it's hard?"

Ye Yan: "..."

Suppressing the urge to pick up the person in front of you right here, "You're not happy about having dinner today."

Chen Xingge didn't expect Ye Yan to see that he had restrained himself from thinking about the matter at noon.

"Well, I'm not happy." Chen Xingge said, "Shen Qi and the others always show affection, it's too annoying."

Ye Yan took out his mobile phone, "How do you want to show off? Is it enough to be public?"

Chen Xingge still had some remaining rationality, and he reached out and took away Ye Yan's cell phone, "Forget it, the two school grassroots have come out one after another, I'm afraid that the Tsinghua University will blow up."

When checking out, Ye Yan wanted to scan the QR code, but Chen Xingge lay on the counter, clutching the QR code, and said, "I'll check out! You can't compete with me, let me check out, and I can get a discount."

As a result, when the interface was just opened, the phone displayed very obediently: the battery is too low and it will automatically shut down.

Chen Xingge: "..."

Ye Yan watched the screen turn off with his own eyes, "Full discount?"

Chen Xingge: "...fuck."

When Chen Xingge finally snatched Ye Yan's mobile phone to pay, he accidentally saw Ye Yan's mobile phone wallpaper again, which was the one Chen Xingge saw before.

What did you say at that time?

My brother is so handsome.

After paying, Chen Xingge said when returning the phone to Ye Yan, "I'm so handsome."

Ye Yan knew what he was talking about, "Well, he has always been handsome."

"Why did you use that one? It made me so short."

After Ye Yan locked the screen, he unlocked it again. Looking at this wallpaper, he has forgotten where he took the screenshot in the first place.

Chen Xingge's appearance was still that of a spirited boy, with the pair of skinny trousers wrapping his slender legs even thinner, and his arms were raised up, revealing half of his waist.

"You don't like it?" Ye Yan said, "You look so energetic in your clothes."

Chen Xingge walked out unsteadily, Ye Yan thought he didn't hear, and didn't intend to ask for his answer.

It took a while for Chen Xingge to speak: "I really didn't like it at first."

Ye Yan looked at him.

The door is indeed not a good place to chat, but Chen Xingge can do it if he wants.

As a result, Chen Xingge just said that sentence and then stopped talking. He pointed to the motorcycle and said, "Let me ride for a while?"

Ye Yan wanted to say that you were drunk driving, but also wanted to ask if you knew how to drive, but Chen Xingge said again: "I'll drive carefully, and don't go where there are people."

Forget it, I will take care of it by myself.

He had never seen Chen Xingge riding a motorcycle. After sitting on it, Chen Xingge turned his head in front of him and smiled at Ye Yan, "Hold me."

Unexpectedly... wild.

Chen Xingge did not drive where there are people. Behind Sunrise Alley is an abandoned building, and beyond that, there is a piece of wilderness.

Chen Xingge drove the motorcycle to the wasteland, and then, the speed increased, and there seemed to be a black shadow flying in the wasteland.

Chen Xingge drove very fast, and his skills were not inferior to those like Ye Yan who often ride motorcycles outside.

Ye Yan hugged Chen Xingge's waist, feeling the whistling wind and heartbeat.

He had never seen Chen Xingge like this.

When they stopped, Ye Yan pressed Chen Xingge and kissed him. Chen Xingge's whole body was squeezed by Ye Yan and his upper body was directly lying on the car body, and he greeted him without any hesitation.

When Ye Yan's hand reached in to touch his waist, Chen Xingge's hand on his back suddenly exerted force, holding Ye Yan and falling straight away.

Ye Yan didn't use any strength, and let Chen Xingge mess around.

The two switched positions, Chen Xingge propped up his upper body and looked at Ye Yan, "You are also quite flexible."

Ye Yan recalled the conversation during the day, and leaned over to kiss the corner of his mouth again, "Your handwork is also good."

Chen Xingge didn't understand.

"Hua's hand is so good, the hand is very flexible."

"Did you fall in love with your Brother Xing from then on?" Chen Xingge didn't forget his narcissism when he was drunk.

"What do you like?" Ye Yan put his hand on Chen Xingge's waist, "Jarhead or leggings?"

"Fuck..." Chen Xingge laughed softly, "Say it again?"

Ye Yan smiled, put his hand into his clothes, "Well, then I'll fall in love with you."

The weather was very cold, but both of them seemed to be familiar with each other.

Pressing each other face to face, you can easily feel the changes in the other party.

Chen Xingge didn't know if it was because of the alcohol or something else, he moved his hand from behind to the front.

Ye Yan wore Chen Xingge's trousers today, sweatpants, loose fit, and they stretched into them with almost no effort.

Ye Yan froze for a moment.

Chen Xingge moved closer to Ye Yan's ear, with a hook in his voice.

"Bibi? Let's see if it's my hand that shakes flowers better, or your hand that is better at playing games."