I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Whether it is cold or not, the weather at the end of September is quite hot even if the air conditioner is not turned on.

As soon as Shen Qi woke up, he felt that his body was sticky and he couldn't breathe. He opened his eyes and was stunned for five seconds, remembering that he was staying at Ye Yan's house.

Originally, I wanted to use the air conditioner, but the electricity was out.

After taking a simple shower and going out, I realized that I slept alone yesterday, and Brother Xing was not in the bedroom.

The air conditioner in the living room was fully turned on, it was his brother Xing's habit at first glance, Shen Qi was blown by the cold wind for a while before he realized that a call had come.

He looked at the time, there was no class this morning, but he remembered that Chen Xingge needed to attend morning self-study.

Just about to go to see if there is any other places, he stopped when he walked into the living room.

After the sofa was pulled down, it was considered a small bed, and there were two people lying on it at the moment.

Chen Xingge had the habit of hugging things while sleeping. He buried himself in the arms of a living creature. From the exposed corner of the quilt, he could still see Brother Xing's hand on the other's waist.

What's even weirder is that this living creature is Ye Yan.

He had never seen this scene before.

No, he saw it once.

It's just that the impact of that time was not as great as this time.

If it was before the event last time, this time it should be considered after the event.

Shen Qi once again felt that it was a mistake for him to come back.

What did Brother Xing do behind his back?

Shen Qi didn't know whether he should break the tranquility of the morning, or should blushed silently to avoid it.

But before he could figure it out, the phone on the table rang.

alarm clock.

Chen Xingge is not a person who can get up early. He basically sets three or four alarms every morning before he wakes up. Each of them has a lot of power.

With Ye Yan's light sleep and a slight recognition of the bed, he woke up immediately when the alarm rang, followed the sound to find the phone, and pressed it without even seeing what it was.

"Fuck..." The voice in the morning was still a little hoarse, coupled with impatience, the whole person was irritable, and he directly threw the phone at Chen Xingge, "Your phone rang."

Both of them slept late last night, Chen Xingge cried again, and now he can't even open his eyelids.

"Sleepy..." As he spoke, his arms tightened, and he burrowed into Ye Yan's arms again.

The distance between the two has reached a new level.

Chen Xingge's hair was very soft, and it felt a little itchy when brushed against his chest. Ye Yan suddenly realized that this posture was indescribably ambiguous.

Reminds him of last night.

The irritability just now escalated again, and Ye Yan solved it directly with violence.

"Don't give me a fucking hug."

Chen Xingge's movements were completely unconscious, and as a result, he was forced to move away suddenly before he found a comfortable posture.

"Ah fuck?!"

When he woke up, he realized that he was no longer in bed.

The sofa bed has no rails.

"Are you really turning your home into a crime scene?" Chen Xingge felt that his junior was extremely unkind.

The other person didn't even say a word, leaving him with an indifferent back.

No emotion.

Chen Xingge completely lost his sleepiness.

Turning to look for the mobile phone, he saw Shen Qi who was still at the door in a daze.

The posture was so strange that Chen Xingge couldn't hold back and asked, "Are you... sleepwalking hijacked?"

Shen Qi abruptly put down his arm that was raised in the air, and it took a long time before he said: "Brother, please forgive me, I didn't see anything!"

Chen Xingge: "..."

The words of the ancestors are not unreasonable. Waking up early can really make a fool of the day.

·

Chen Xingge, who had no bed to sleep in, was forced to get up.

After washing, he found that Ye Yan was still sleeping. Considering the next morning self-study, Chen Xingge kindly took the responsibility of waking up his junior.

"Student, get up!" Chen Xingge approached and found that Ye Yan had got into the quilt without even finding a head, and squatted down directly to the quilt to start a new day of inspirational chicken soup.

"A day's plan is in the morning! How precious is the time in the morning, and sleeping at this time is a waste of life!"

"Think about how many children can't study. In ancient times, there were chiseled walls to steal light, and now there are Brother Xing to persuade them to learn. As young people in the new century, how can we be oppressed by the evil force of bed? As the saying goes, getting up early and going to bed early is good for your health..."

Ye Yan was so annoying, she just wanted to shut up the walking chicken soup.

Before Chen Xingge could finish speaking, a hand stretched out from under the quilt like the ghost movies often shown on TV, and before he had time to react, his voice was passively silenced.

Choked the mouth of fate.

Ye Yan lifted the quilt with the other hand, frowned, with an expression of "you really want to die": "Shut up."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"There is still early self-study in the morning." Chen Xingge didn't talk nonsense.

"It's empty."

Chen Xingge: "Credits will be deducted for absenteeism without reason."

Ye Yan: "Whatever."

"It's not just your deduction." Chen Xingge even used it to show misery, "I am your class teacher, and this is still my work mistake. Do you have the heart to watch your senior get criticized?"

"None of my business."

Chen Xingge: "..."

I'm going to make a fuss.

You were not like that last night.

Ten minutes later, Ye Yan stood in the bathroom with a dark face.

Shen Qi felt that Brother Xing was really a god.

The words "I want to kill" were almost written in Ye Yan's eyes just now.

The three went to the breakfast stand together.

"Student, don't be too polite, order casually, Shen Qi treats you." Chen Xingge still had two steamed buns in his hand, they came early today, and there were not many people here.

Just as Shen Qi put down the milk, he heard Chen Xingge's words.

"I'll treat?"

Chen Xingge took one bite at a time, "As a senior, what's wrong with treating your junior to dinner?"

"Can you touch your student ID card and talk?"

Chen Xingge took it out of his pocket and put it on the table, "Touch it, it's silky smooth and translucent."

Shen Qi: "..."

Ye Yan sat close, Chen Xingge took out his student ID card and put it on the table without covering it, so he could easily see the information on it.

There was nothing interesting about the others, Ye Yan paused when he saw Chen Xingge's student number.

Student number 01.

The student numbers of Tsinghua University are ranked according to their grades. Basically, few of those admitted to Tsinghua University are poor in their studies.

Seeing Ye Yan's pause, Chen Xingge took his student ID card between his hands and shook it from Ye Yan's eyes.

"Are you fascinated by the high-definition face photo of your senior?"

Ye Yan: "Show face."

The photos are okay.

The photo on the student ID card is the one used when the information was collected in high school, and the degree of uglyness can be compared with that of the ID card.

But Chen Xingge's photo is very telling.

"You can't help but look good. Are you angry?" Chen Xingge belonged to the kind of bragging.

Shen Qi felt embarrassed for him, Brother Xing, "Brother Xing, it's alright, take it away."

No need, really no need.

·

Today is the sports meeting.

The annual sports meeting is held on September 9 without exception. After the competition, there is a freshman welcome performance in the evening, and then there is the National Day Seven-day Music.

The arrangement is clear.

There was no class all day today, and after the morning self-study, the athletes began to enter the field to prepare. Chen Xingge only remembered to ask Ye Yan when he was handing out the clothes one by one.

"How? Are you sure?"

Ye Yan: "?"

"It's not a problem to get the first place casually, right?" Chen Xingge continued, "I'll give you the strength of your Brother Xing. Back then, I was an athlete who dominated the entire campus."

"Athlete?"

Ye Yan was probably tricked out of the conditioned reflex, "The cross talk show is suitable for you."

"Leave a line today, and we will meet again someday." Chen Xingge continued after dividing up all the clothes, "I regard you as a brother who has died."

God damn it.

It's just terrible.

Gunshots sounded.

Except for the enthusiasm in high school, this kind of campus sports meeting basically didn't compete seriously in college, but when Ye Yan won the first place, the field was still full of screams.

The Department of Finance is the most prominent.

"Come on! Shout out with me! Finance Class [-]!! Not ordinary"

"who are we!!!"

"finance!!!"

"What number do we want!!!"

"First!!!"

"Who is the first!!!"

"financial!!!"

Ye Yan, who came back from running, saw this scene: "..."

Chen Xingge is extremely good at this kind of charismatic work.

Embarrassment reaches new heights every time.

Just when I was about to readjust the formation and continue, there was an extra bottle of water in front of me.

Chen Xingge looked at the owner of the hand that passed the water, "Look, thanks to the strength I let you rub against me before going on stage."

Ye Yan: "..."

Why does this person do everything?

The voice was not low, but it was even louder on the stage. Others couldn't hear what Chen Xingge said, they could only see the two of them whispering.

When Chen Xingge unscrewed the bottle cap, he heard the sound of taking pictures.

There are no less than ten sets to listen to the sound.

"Thank you for the water." Chen Xingge touched Ye Yan next to him with his elbow, "I am very satisfied as someone who is being given warmth."

Ye Yan: "I told you to shut up."

"What slogan are you shouting?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

The game continues.

There was no Ye Yan left, so Ye Yan found a corner with few people to sit down and rest, and the sound of taking pictures next to him never stopped.

And the chatter next to it.

"I'm so envious of the finance class..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"The senior is really good. I heard that the senior won three first places in the sports meet last year. The other students were dumbfounded."

"Is there anything else our seniors don't know?!"

"I love it!!! Senior, I can do it!!!"

"The senior is handsome, nice, and so versatile. I heard from the seniors at the show last year that the senior is so handsome!!!"

"What did you play? What did you play? Let me be Kangkang, let me be Kangkang, let me be Kangkang!"

"It seems to be a drama, the senior plays a villain in it, I watched the screen recording, this is the most charming villain I have ever seen, woohoo!"

"God! Stop talking, I'm sore!"

"Sisters, is it still too late to change majors?!"

Ye Yan was listening to those little girls talking about Chen Xingge, and for a moment felt that the Chen Xingge he knew was not the same as the Chen Xingge they were talking about.

Charming ass.

More like a fan.

The little girls over there were still talking, and Ye Yan was in no mood to listen any longer.

He looked towards Chen Xingge.

The sun was shining brightly, Chen Xingge was wearing a baseball cap, his hair was pressed down, and he had a small twitch at the back. When he raised his arms, his thin waistline could be seen faintly. Chen Xingge's skin was very fair, and it looked even whiter under the sun , Every time at this time, the voice next to him is extraordinarily loud.

Ye Yan didn't leave until the end of the game.

Chen Xingge's voice is a little hoarse, and he shouted too hard today.

After the end of the show, there was a few hours of rest during the awards ceremony. Chen Xingge was going back to the dormitory to change clothes and take a break.

When I walked to the door of Ye Yan 513, I heard someone shout from the opposite dormitory: "Fuck me, I don't believe that I can't catch this mouse today!"

mouse?

Chen Xingge looked at Ye Yan subconsciously: "Did you hear that? This may be a regional disaster."

Ye Yan went straight into the dormitory.

Chen Xingge was extremely concerned about the rat incident, so he went straight to the door of the dormitory and knocked on it.

The door of the dormitory was open, and the people in the room were stunned when they saw Chen Xingge at the door, hesitating what to say in the first step of greeting.

This house should be freshman.

"Your house also has mice?" Chen Xingge cut directly to the topic.

"You guys have it too?!" The junior who called out just now seemed to have found a relative when he heard this sentence, "The same is the end of the world!"

Chen Xingge didn't go in, and directly hugged the brother at the door, "There are only a thousand rats with a bosom friend."

The junior looked sad, "I thought it was only our dormitory that recruited mice, but I asked the next door if they didn't have any."

Chen Xingge took a look at the layout, this buddy lives next door to his own.

How did this mouse spread from room to room?

"Come out every night, the squeaking is annoying, no matter what you can't get rid of, it has become more and more obvious in the past two days, it can drive people crazy!"

Chen Xingge: "That's right!"

Even when they appeared at the same time, Chen Xingge suspected that this brother lived in his own dormitory.

While the two were talking, another person came up next to them.

When the big brother saw the man, he called out, "Fatty!"

The fat man paused and glanced this way.

"Is there really no mouse in your house?"

The fat man dodged his eyes, but finally shook his head.

Chen Xingge felt that something was wrong, and asked, "Which dormitory do you have?"

"He's the one next door to me." The student replied, "I asked and they didn't hear the mouse, but I heard it. At first I thought it was an auditory hallucination, but it has been there for several days."

"Yes... I'm sorry." The fat man didn't know who he was talking to, and he entered the dormitory after he finished speaking.

Every time Chen Xingge went to the show, he was always thinking about the fat man, I'm sorry.

"You said that it is possible that the fat junior put the mouse in, but what is his ultimate goal?" Chen Xingge had already started brainstorming.

Ye Yan has never even met this junior, "Ask me?"

"If the mouse case is not resolved, I will not be able to sleep well." Chen Xingge sighed when he thought of the pile of things in the dormitory.

The show is in the auditorium.

After Chen Xingge found the class, he found a suitable place to watch the program and pulled Ye Yan to sit down.

Ye Yan was not used to being surrounded by people, and was too annoying, so she wanted to go straight back.

"I can't see the performance behind." Chen Xingge said.

"Not interested." Ye Yan clicked his tongue.

"It's coming." Chen Xingge coaxed Ye Yan to sit down, "The show is wonderful every year, believe me, it is definitely not to be missed."

After sitting down, the phone vibrated in his pocket.

Ye Yan took it out and found it was Jiang Yuan.

Jiang Yuan should have gone abroad and started swiping photos like crazy.

[Jiang Yuan: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]]

[Jiang Yuan: I rely on me, rely on me!Is this fucking learned by humans? 】

Ye Yan clicked on the picture, it was a book sent by Jiang Yuan.

There are three stacks in total.

Ye Yan smiled when he saw the news.

Jiang Yuan's most annoying thing is reading.

【F: I have seen two-thirds of it. 】

[Jiang Yuan: Do you know how much this sentence hurts me, Brother Yan? 】

[F: [/come on]]

There was no reply for several minutes.

The show begins.

The scale of the performance was so large that even students from the other two campuses came, and the entire auditorium was full.

The lights dimmed slightly, and the host on stage began to introduce.

When one of the male hosts introduced it, Chen Xingge felt that the name sounded familiar.

"Hi everyone, I'm Chen Xing from Animation Class [-]. I'm very happy to spend an unforgettable night with you..."

Ye Yan also heard this sentence, looked at Chen Xingge: "Your brother?"

It was only when Chen Xingge remembered that it sounded familiar.

Isn't this a fucking coincidence?

"Don't bring up the past again." Chen Xingge handed Ye Yan a bottle of water, "Drink water?"

Just shut your mouth.

Ye Yan really didn't intend to stop.

"Naturally shy?"

"Not good at words?"

"Are you afraid of seeing people?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Damn, it's over.

Why is this person so small?

It wasn't until the first program started that Ye Yan continued to focus on the phone, while Chen Xingge was still immersed in the coincidence just now, neither of them had much interest in watching the program.

Jiang Yuan's news revealed panic.

[Jiang Yuan: Boss?Are you the boss?How dare you steal my boss's account and don't want to live anymore? ! 】

Ye Yan: ...

【F: Go away. 】

[Jiang Yuan: I scared me to death, I thought Brother Yan, your account was hacked! 】

[Jiang Yuan: You actually sent me an emoji!Don’t dare to think, really don’t dare to think]

Ye Yan turned up and saw the emoji he just sent.

Chen Xingge can be regarded as a walking emoticon library, sometimes two sentences can send three emoticons, Ye Yan's emoticons are almost all saved from Chen Xingge.

After reading it, I clicked my tongue and felt that I might have been influenced by someone.

News from Jiang Yuan came one after another.

[Jiang Yuan: Brother Yan, what activities have you been doing recently? 】

Ye Yan directly took a picture of the scene and sent it to Jiang Yuan.

[F: [picture]]

【F: School Performance】

[Jiang Yuan: Damn... you actually went to the show? ? ! 】

【F: Be an audience】

[Jiang Yuan: The audience is also curious, don't you think the crowd is too noisy? 】

[F: Well, noisy]

【F: Come all come】

[Jiang Yuan:? 】

Jiang Yuan felt that his brother Yan was not his brother Yan anymore.

Suddenly, I remembered what the senior said before, that I have a close relationship with my roommate.

Is it because of roommates?

The show on the stage was still going on, and Chen Xingge was eating the fruit plate of snacks that he didn't know where, and he was eating very happily, Ye Yan looked down at the news.

[Jiang Yuan: Boss, who is that person next to you?Is your roommate? 】

Ye Yan looked at the photo he just took.

The shot was taken in a hurry, half of Chen Xingge's body was in the mirror.

【F: MLM Team Leader】

【Jiang Yuan:......】

【Jiang Yuan: Brother Xing?You're not with your roommate? 】

[F:? 】

【F: Why should I be with him? 】

[Jiang Yuan: Boss, I understand, you don’t need to explain, really, I know everything]

Ye Yan looked at this news and said to himself, you know what a fart.

The previous singing ended, and the audience below began to applaud.

When the host came up to announce the curtain, Chen Xingge yawned.

"Why is this show so boring?"

"Didn't you say you shouldn't miss it?"

Chen Xingge also lowered his head and pressed the phone, "I miscalculated, it seems like it's okay to miss it."

Ye Yan was bored, Jiang Yuan guessed that he had already attended class, and the news hadn't come in for a long time, Ye Yan was about to slip away.

Chen Xingge couldn't stay any longer.

But when I heard the program read by the announcer, I decided to wait a while.

"Stay a little longer." Chen Xing held Ye Yan tightly, "I have a hunch that the next show should be pretty good."

Ye Yan heard the host announce the curtain.

"Next, the broadcasting host will bring ventriloquism, "Squad of Rats"."

The lights on the stage dimmed, and then the props were lifted up.

Thinking about it afterwards, Chen Xingge was extremely grateful that he stayed.

Because of the following program, one of his worries finally came to the ground.

The stage began to make sounds.

squeak.

The mouse cry was so lifelike that people couldn't tell the truth from the real one. Sometimes it was tactful, sometimes it was rapid. The people in the audience closed their eyes, as if they could imagine the story being told, vivid and vivid, and jumped into their minds.

Suddenly the music gradually climaxed, as if thousands of mice were running towards them, the sounds of squeaks mixed together, the sounds of fleeing, fighting, and tearing all poured into my ears.

With a mournful wail, all sounds stopped abruptly.

The scene is quiet.

Take off the screen and look at it, just one person, one table, one chair, one door, and one foot.

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