This system is really terrible [Quick Transmigration]

The police station was in chaos, and the loudest noise came from the conference room.The two groups of people brought back from the road in the afternoon were relatively large, and the team leader divided them here for interrogation. It was too time-consuming to come one by one.

Xiao Zhang moved his shoulders, stared angrily at the group of gray bastards, and shouted: "Shut the fuck up!"

Little hooligans and gangsters, you talk to each other and shoot at each other. One side is saying that so-and-so smashed our business, and the other side is saying that so-and-so has robbed our business. The quarrel is like turning the entire police station upside down. Can't do it.

"Obviously they were the ones who provoked us first, and the police let the bad guys not catch them, so they came to catch us ordinary people!"

"I'm going to fuck you! Who came to our lot first to drive business? Those who dare not admit are all pigs and dogs!"

"Who are you calling a pig and dog?"

"Sir, this kind of shit with a mouth that smells worse than a latrine pit, I'll trouble you to drip it in for a few days!"

"Hey! Who are you calling shit?!"

"What? Just say what's wrong with you?!"

"Looking for a fight, right? Come on!"

A dozen or so people slapped the table and twisted into a ball, and some of them had already started their hands!

"What are you doing! What are you doing?" Xiao Zhang was so angry that he jumped up and threw the stool on them, "I'll give Bibiquan in and squat for a month!"

"Sir, you also heard that the bastard first called us pigs and dogs?"

"Is that bastard calling us shit again?"

As soon as the captain came in, he saw that there was a lot of noise. He got angry and kicked the door, and the door slammed loudly: "What are you doing? This is the police station, not your busy market. Shut up! We asked Only you are qualified to say one sentence! If anyone yells louder, he will be dragged out and educated by the prison boss."

All the gangsters know that there is a gangster in this police station, so the 'education' method may not be affordable for everyone.For the sake of their dog's life, the gangsters still cooperated and stood aside to wait for their boss to speak.

Holding the notebook, Bai An asked, "Why did you make an appointment on the road?"

The black-faced man's face became even darker, and he almost gritted his teeth and said, "We...how are we fighting? At most, we just come out to show off our fists."

"Say it again?" Bai An is in an extremely bad mood right now, and he may explode at any time.

The black-faced man raised his eyebrows and looked at the other side: "Hey, am I right?"

The boss of the other party is a long-faced monster with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He was on the same side as the black-faced man a second ago, but now he is on the same front. He also doesn't want to confront so many policemen, otherwise he may have nothing good to eat in the future.

"Show your fists and feet?" Xiao Zhang almost punched him: "Show your fists and feet on the road? Take these guys?"

The hammer and iron rod were thrown on the table, making a bang, and any one of them could kill someone. Can this be called bright hands and feet?

The black-faced man raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "We compare whose weapons are pleasing to the eye, they look good!"

"What about these kitchen knives? Compared with kitchen knives? Which pig would believe it?"

Three or two of them said in a blah voice: "We are cooking at home, so hurry up and come out when the boss yells, and bring them out as soon as possible."

"..."

After going in for half an hour, I heard all the nonsense, so the captain had to detain them first, and wait for some witnesses to come over tomorrow.

Before leaving get off work, someone called Bai An: "There is still one locked in the interrogation room, why don't you let it out?"

Only then did Bai An realize that there was still a bastard in there, so he waved his hands at a group of colleagues: "You guys go first, I'll be off work after the trial."

"That's troublesome."

The female colleague left especially fast. She worked overtime today, and she almost couldn't catch up with her beauty sleep.

Seeing them leaving one by one, Bai An turned around and went to Xiao Zhang to find a small electric baton. The current of this thing is not strong, and the damage it will cause will not be particularly large.

The people in the interrogation room remained sitting for a long time. He put his hands on the table and looked at the people who walked in with a smile on his face.

"Snapped!"

Bai An put the notebook on the table heavily, and said viciously: "If you tell a lie later, I will call your system into chaos and even shut down and restart it!"

The man was slightly taken aback, as if he understood his intention, he nodded obediently.

In fact, Bai An wasn't fully ready yet, he didn't even dare to look at that person more than once, for fear that if he watched too much, he would give in first, and then he wouldn't be able to shake him anymore!

"Name."

"Lu Liuliu."

"I said my real name!"

"666."

"age."

"The human age is 26 years old."

Bai An rolled his eyes: "Tell me human! Aren't you a human? Your current address!"

Lu Liuliu made a bitter face: "I'm homeless, someone doesn't want me anymore."

When Bai An heard this sentence, she was so angry that she slapped the table: "Who doesn't want the other first? You made it clear to me!"

"My boss? He kicked me out."

"..."

Lu Liuliu blinked innocently, am I wrong?

"What identity?"

"It's a program operator."

"Why did you get involved in the fight?"

"I didn't fight." Lu Liuliu raised his hands and swore, "I came here because I saw you were in danger. I don't know who they are."

"Who wants you to save? Who are you? I'm not a weak chicken, I don't care about it!"

Thinking of what happened before, Bai An was so angry that he was so angry that he was so desperate that he couldn't live without it. It was a miracle that he survived the half year.Lu Liuliu hurriedly picked up his pen, coaxing: "Then I said something wrong, punish me to kneel with the pen all night, okay?"

"You are not kneeling, but I will be locked up. If you don't tell the truth, you will never be let go. If you dare to sneak away, I will electrocute you right now."

Lu Liuliu scanned himself for dangerous objects, and snatched his current rod first, Bai An yelled angrily: "Bring it back to me!"

"Mr. Bai, let's stop making trouble? I want to have a nice word with you. "

"Who are you? You are a prisoner! You are not qualified to talk to me! Give it to me!"

Lu Liuliu deliberately stood up, and Bai An noticed that his figure had changed a little, and his height was more than ten centimeters higher than before. As a result, he only reached his shoulders, and he couldn't even touch him when he stretched out his long hands. to him.

"Mr. Bai..."

"I'm your police officer Bai, please remember clearly!"

"Officer Bai, I just found out that you have a small buttocks, which looks fleshy."

Lu Liuliu took advantage of the time he stood on tiptoe to touch Mr. Bai's back mound. The police uniform was thick to the touch, with a little elasticity.

"I'll kill you shameless, ungrateful, insane, selfish garbage system!"

He was about to pick up a stool and throw it on Lu Liuliu, which was okay, Lao Liu hurriedly moved his hands to his waist, hugged him tightly again, lowered his head, and pressed his four thin lips tightly together. They are the truest temperature of each other.

The 23rd day of the lunar calendar, small eve.

"Come, come, eat more vegetables. These are the dishes you young people like. Don't be polite, Liuliu. Just treat this place as your own home."

Bai An watched several good dishes arrive in Lao Liu's bowl, and began to be aggrieved: "Mom, our family is named Bai, so we can't let him eat and drink for nothing!"

As he spoke, he grabbed a chopstick and put it in his own bowl.

Old Bai Dad frowned: "Sir, don't be so stingy, I'm your friend anyway, what's wrong with ordering food?"

"Then he has hands and feet and is not a girl. He can pick up vegetables by himself, so we don't need to be so hypocritical."

The little white lady complained and said: "In the past half a year, let alone girls, you haven't even brought anyone back. You finally brought back a good friend. Of course, you must treat them well."

After finishing speaking, there were a bunch of more dishes on Lao Liu's plate, he looked at it, and then gave some to Bai An, he remembered that it was his preference.

Bai An ate it silently, thinking in his heart that I only like to eat vegetables, I only like to eat vegetables, I only like to eat vegetables...

After dinner, Lu Liuliu saw a Go board in the living room, so he told Lao Bai Dad about it. Bai An wanted to send him out quickly, so he stopped him and said, "What time is it? Even the Chu River and the Han Dynasty can't see it." Clear, go back to take a shower and sleep."

"Why can't I see clearly?" Old Bai Dad turned on all the lights, and the furniture in his house are all top-notch configurations, not to mention a boundary, even a strand of hair can be clearly seen.

"……dad!"

"You child! There is no shortage of beds and bathrooms in our house. It is no problem to let your friend stay today, right Liuliu?"

The sixth child nodded like a pounding garlic.

Bai An: ...

After the little white lady packed up the dishes, she ran to watch them play chess. The three chatted with gusto, but Bai An didn't notice, and went to take a bath by herself.

When he met Lu Liuliu again these two days, his mind was always thinking about this and that, and he didn't know what attitude to use to face him.This guy is good, he disappears for half a year, and when he comes back, he is thick-skinned, making his mind go blank.

He wiped his hair, then fell back and rolled twice on the soft big bed, obviously anxious.

I don't know if the so-and-so down there has left, but Bai An wanted to go and see but felt embarrassed, so he simply didn't want to care about anything, just turned off the lights and went to sleep.

When I was sleeping in a daze, it seemed that someone opened my room, maybe my mother came to check the bed again, so I didn't pay much attention, turned over and continued to sleep.

A figure touched his bed, took off his coat first, and then lay down on his back, hugging him tightly, as if he was holding the most precious thing.

Bai An had already come to his senses when he was hugging him. If he hadn't been at home, he might have turned over and kicked him to death!

"Do you know that I can tell the captain in the police station tomorrow that someone harassed the police? At least five or six years of betrayal!"

"It can be sentenced. As long as I sleep with Mr. Bai in my arms tonight, it doesn't matter."

"You smelly and shameless! I haven't forgiven you yet!"

As he spoke, Bai An struggled vigorously, and even elbowed back, punching Lu Liuliu several times in the stomach.

"Hiss, Mr. Bai, you don't feel bad for me, you just make my flesh hurt."

"You still said? You didn't... No, you ate at the dinner table just now, didn't you?" Bai An sat up suddenly, turned on the bedside lamp, and then turned Lu Liuliu from side to side, and even wanted to put his Clothes were taken off.

Lu Liuliu smiled slightly: "I ate a lot, and I finished eating what my parents put in."

"Are you crazy!" On the one hand, Bai An was annoyed at his own lack of awareness, and on the other hand, he complained about his indecency. He knew that he had no human stomach, so something would happen if he went down this bowl!

"Hurry up, do you have any emergency calls in your system? You call it quickly, so you don't get paralyzed."

The sixth child suddenly covered his chest, with a ferocious expression on his face.

"Hey, Lao Liu, don't scare me, Lao Liu!"

Seeing Lu Liuliu lying on top of him, Bai An really panicked. Just as he was about to pick up Lao Liu, the man gave a "puchi" and bent down and threw him into his arms: "I wanted to endure It will take a little longer, but seeing your face about to cry, I really can't bear it anymore."

"..."

Old Liuzu was beaten for more than an hour.

In the days that followed, he shamelessly ran over to eat and drink, and Bai An finally asked the question that had been pent up in his heart for a long time: "Why did you come back? After our mission is completed, you will be...?"

"The original regulations were like this, but because of a certain opportunity, the boss carried out another thorough reform. This time, our system will cover a wider area, and at the same time, we can also detect the development orientation of human beings at a certain time in the future."

Bai An shook his head, he didn't understand a word.

Lu Liuliu smiled and walked over to pull him into his arms, and said softly, "I will tell you these things slowly, Mr. Bai, just trust me."

Thinking of the past deception, Bai An still couldn't accept it, but who called him the sixth child?Perhaps from the beginning of Xiangyukou, he was destined to be deceived by him for a lifetime, right?As the saying goes, the system liar I recruited, if I die, I can only go with him.

There is still a long way to go in the future, enough for people to spend the rest of their lives guessing.