This system is really terrible [Quick Transmigration]

The so-called north corner is really the complete opposite of the gorgeous palace. The small house is made of plain walls and bricks. There are some corn and garlic in the sun in front of the door, and green vegetables are planted next to it. It can be summed up in one word - it looks very poor . . .

Holding a pile of debris, Zhu You muttered, "Doesn't the palace decorate this place with gold coins? It's a bit too dilapidated."

"Just shut up." Bai An gave him a helpless look, "Do you still want to fix this thing?"

Zhu You quickly slapped his mouth a few times, and dared not speak anymore.

After a while, a man holding a pile of wood came out, dressed in black, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a familiar look.

Lu Liuliu had a good memory and reminded: "The two tiger guards who led us into the palace look a bit like him, and this person is also a tiger clan."

"It doesn't look like he is an enthusiastic person." Zhu You was a little timid, "If you get anxious, will you think pork is delicious?"

"Let's go over and ask."

The mending craftsman seemed a little wary when he saw them approaching, looked them up and down for a long time, and said to the peacock, "It's changed again? I don't know how to repair things, so you go."

"Don't. Why don't you put forward the conditions first. If we can do it, we will throw our lives and don't get it for you."

He sniffed his nose suddenly: "Are you a pig?"

"...Do you really want to eat pork?"

"If you don't want to leave, I can go and grind my teeth."

"!!!"

After he finished speaking, he really wanted to rush forward, Zhu You slid and hid behind Bai An.

"Fifth brother, you're scaring people again."

The tiger guards appeared from behind, and the craftsman called Fifth Brother seemed to be annoyed by them, and he disappeared after closing the door.

After some understanding, I found out that these three tigers are brothers. The youngest was selected by a real craftsman to be his helper and apprentice. Because the apprentice did not learn from his master and died early, his repairing skills were reduced by more than half. After being ridiculed once, I no longer want to repair things for others, unless Master Fenghuang personally calls the name.With the passage of time, more and more things were brought into the court, and there was basically nothing missing. If one was broken, he could be replaced. Therefore, in recent years, neither the old master nor the new phoenix had called him again, nor did he So when he is free, he can only grow radishes and vegetables to pass the time every day. After a long time, he doesn't even bother to talk to others when they come to him, and his heart is all on growing vegetables.

Zhu You begged the tiger guards for a long time before they managed to touch the fifth brother's brow, but the result was not satisfactory.

Long Yu's work efficiency is very high, and there are even flowers just picked by butterflies in the room prepared for the peacock, exuding a faint fragrance.

"Then I live next door?" Bai An asked.

Long Yu replied with a smile: "The ones that Master Fenghuang didn't arrange usually live with the maids and guards."

Bai An: ...

"But I think the bed is so big, it shouldn't be too crowded for two people."

"I think what you said makes sense."

Bai An sat down on the bed, then patted the seat next to him and raised his eyebrows at Lu Liuliu, and Lao Liu sat down with a second-to-understand movement.

"Then I won't bother you, just call if you have something to do." Long Yu turned and left.

"Lao Liu, why do I feel that this person is yin and yang?"

"He's my backup."

"Ok?"

Bai An raised his foot and sat back immediately, looking at Lu Liuliu with piercing eyes, thinking that there must be a story in it.

"In this world, the phoenix is ​​the king, and the peacock is the king's emissary. He must be by Phoenix's side no matter what. I knew this situation, so when I left Dazhou Mountain, I clearly rejected him. They are the darlings of the gods, they are only responsible for protecting this land, and other things should be done by personal messengers. Since I have left, there will be someone else to replace me, and Long Yu will take my place."

"Then he's still acting weird?"

"possible……"

"Is he afraid that you will come back and kick him?" Bai An pouted, "That pheasant seems to value you very much."

"pheasant?"

"Isn't he just a little bit more immortal than me? I was freed and he didn't get any better."

"Haha." Lu Liuliu couldn't help laughing, "I still like to stock up more, so it's easier to feed."

"what!"

He suddenly pressed down, and Bai An's heart was beating so hard that even his neck was red. He didn't sleep well all night, and woke up the next day with bags under his eyes swollen. He went out to wash up, but he stepped on the poop of an unknown animal. .

"..."

Not only is it sticky, but it also smells terrible when you lift your feet, which almost stinks your whole body.

"@#￥%&*"

Lu Liuliu was changing clothes inside, when he heard Bai An swearing, he hurried out, "What's wrong?"

"This, this, this is actually a piece of shit!!"

Lao Liu looked at the current situation, tried his best to hold back his smile, and then helped him find clean clothes and shoes.

"Who is so wicked to go to the toilet in front of someone's room in the morning!?"

When Zhu You came in, he couldn't stop laughing, and joked, "I want to know who it is? It's easy, just go and smell whose poo it is."

"It's a good idea." Bai An pinched the back of his neck and dragged him forward with a gloomy expression: "Your sense of smell is much better than mine!"

"Ah! Master Peacock, help me!"

In fact, it wasn’t just the bad luck in the morning. At the end of the day, I picked out bedbugs two or three times after eating, and was filled with a mouthful of sea water when I drank it. Even the bath water I took at night could only produce muddy water!

"what!"

Bai An, who had been suppressed for a long time, finally couldn't help letting out a groundhog call.

Zhu You ate bananas and said plausibly: "Pheasant, I think you may have conflicts with the palace, so everything is not going well. When I went to Wuhuo to fix it today, I saw a koi in his pond. How about it? Let me borrow it and transfer it to you?"

"You can't commit crimes all day long, can you?" Bai An became angry, "And the timing is just right, so you don't miss a single point. It's not artificial."

Although Zhu You was a little weaker in other aspects, he was still very clever in his mind. After a little thought, he understood: "Could it be... Master Fenghuang?"

Bai An's face was filled with black lines, as expected, he was not the only one who thought so.

"That's right, who told you to take Master Peacock away? I'm not willing to ask for it."

"..."

"You take it easy, I'm still going to repair my peony flowers."

Zhu You picked up a pile of debris and rushed to the north corner. The tiger craftsman hadn't agreed to repair it, and the three-day deadline was about to pass. He didn't want to stay here and serve for 50 years!

"Five Tigers, Five Tigers, are you there?"

Originally, there was still a light on in the room, but when he yelled, it immediately went out.

"..."

Unwilling to give up, Zhu You went to knock on the door again, knocking hard and knocking, almost smashing the door, but the craftsman inside was already indifferent.

"It's not fun in the palace, is it?"

He sat in front of the door with the fragments in his arms, and started talking to himself.

"Many people look down on pigs, thinking that as long as they are raised and fed, it is best not to come here, because we are inherently lazy, and many animals have laughed at me. I will definitely be destined to serve in the palace in the future. I didn't expect this to be true. I'm not as smart as a pheasant, and I don't have any simple words. I just want to come to Phoenix to open my eyes and find a suitable place to live. People say that the palace is the most suitable for me. What do they know? I don't even know where I am. Don't you know where you live?"

Zhu You talked eloquently, from his own sorrow to his future helplessness, he didn't want to be a pig raised in the palace!

Weeping willows flicking lights, birds singing in the middle of the night, the chill in the middle of the night is enough to make people tremble all over.

When talking dry, Zhu You finally gave up, and walked back with his thin coat on his back, step by step, the door did not intend to open at all.

"Oh, if people want to kill me, I have to follow."

When he returned, he raised his head and reflected on himself: "Is it possible that the story is not enough to make people cry? If I had known earlier, I would have asked Boss Leopard to get one for me. It was a mistake."

In the Phoenix main palace, the king of the earth is counting things.Long Yu put his coat on him, "I've already counted, why bother to come again?"

"I haven't felt relieved to entrust such an important matter to you."

Fenghuang very arrogantly tore off the clothes he had put on, without even looking at him, as if he was very disgusted.And Long Yu was no stranger to this situation, he picked up the clothes and put them on again in a good-tempered manner, normally this person would not be arrogant enough to refuse a second time.

"Have you done what you were told to do?"

"It's done." Long Yu said in detail: "Ji Jiu ate a total of five bedbugs today and drank muddy water..."

"I want you to drive him away directly."

Fenghuang glared at him angrily.

"My lord, don't worry. Progress is the key to success. If Ji Jiu leaves, Master Peacock will follow. Isn't the plan in vain?"

"You still think about me so much?"

"Of course." Long Yu smiled knowingly, "My lord's words are above all else."

Fenghuang stopped what he was doing, squinted his eyes and gradually approached: "Although your clan is also my servant, it is far inferior to Peacock in all aspects. If you hadn't taken advantage of the loophole to get the limelight this time, the Jiaolong clan would probably be eliminated. , would you be so kind to keep him?"

Long Yu's eyes dodged for a moment, mixed with various emotions, and finally he could only look at Fenghuang helplessly and said: "Don't I have a little kindness in the eyes of adults?"

"No."

If it were Long Yu on weekdays, he would definitely refute, but now the eloquent Jiaolong Zhenzhen can't say a word, for no other reason than feeling uncomfortable in his heart, which made him feel uncomfortable all over.In the end, I could only tilt my head sideways and say: "It's late at night, my lord should go to bed early!"

After finishing speaking, he didn't stalk like before, turned around and left.

Looking at the tightly closed palace gate, Fenghuang cursed angrily: "I don't know why!"