This system is really terrible [Quick Transmigration]

Unfortunately, Bai An's left neighbor is the pig that kicked him in the mud that day. Since he got to know him, Bai An understands why people use pigs to describe lazy people.Originally, the animals in Dazhou Mountain would wake up automatically at dawn. This pig is different. It has to wait for all the animals to leave before getting up. By the time it rushes to the pool, some of them have already returned to the cave.

And Bai An's right house is a snake spirit, a giant python more than three meters long!Whenever it crawled past the door of his cave leisurely, Bai An immediately got goosebumps all over his body, afraid that he would take a bite if he was hungry and thought he was delicious.

The left and right are not good animals, Bai An can only silently wait for the sixth child to come to find him.

After finally seeing him walk in, the sun almost climbed to the top of the head.He also carried some things in his arms, and put them on the ground to see that they were ripe persimmons, which were bright red and looked delicious and juicy.

"Lao Liu, where did you find this?"

"Behind our cave, there are a lot of fruits there, some of which are ripe and rotten and fell to the ground. I picked up a few good ones, thinking that you will definitely like them."

Bai An took a big bite out of the persimmon, it was so sweet!

However, the persimmons are too slippery, even if you have hands, it’s hard to hold them, what’s more, you still use your wings, and even when you’re unsteady, a stream of mud rolled on the ground. The bright red persimmons were covered with burnt yellow particles. Hot eyes.

"Woo, my persimmon."

Bai Anbei came from it, and the sixth child patted him helplessly: "Isn't there more? We'll pick it up if there's not enough."

Seeing another clean persimmon handed over, he immediately took a bite, and asked while eating, "I haven't eaten for three days, but I'm starving to death. The people here... the animals are really desperate, If I drink water all day long, will I die before turning into a human form?"

"No, they have lived like this for generations, and they will not starve to death."

"Hey? Why don't they eat what they have to eat? There are obviously better things to drink than water."

"Mr. Bai, you need to know that not all animals are as fully evolved as we are. After all, they are still in the infant stage among human beings. Apart from following the rules left by the previous generation, how can they know that other than water? You can eat other things too."

Bai An finished nibbling a persimmon, wiped his mouth, and asked again: "What kind of world is it outside Dazhou Mountain? Is it the same as human society?"

"Well, that is, the protagonists have all been replaced with human figures transformed from animals."

"For example? Someone with a pig's nose and pig's ears?"

The sixth child nodded with a smile.

"Fuck, isn't that the real version of Zhu Bajie?"

"Hey, who's talking about me inside?"

There was a sound from outside, and there was a pig cry, then Shi Shiran walked in and asked fiercely: "Who thinks I'm a pig?"

"..."

This dead pig usually doesn't wake up with gongs and drums and chickens and crows, so why did it just run in after saying a word?Bai An complained.

"Pheasant, what did you call me for? It's not even noon yet."

"I didn't call you, I was talking about Zhu Bajie."

"Zhu Bajie is my relative. He lives next door next door. What are you looking for?"

"……forget it."

Pig arched his nose, smelled a fragrance, and then saw a pile of red fruits on the ground, so frightened that he blew his tail.

"Boom! Dead pheasant, you don't want to die? This thing is poisonous!"

Bai An sneered: "Poisonous? Do you know what poison is?"

"Who says I don't know? All the animals in Dazhou Mountain know that we can't eat anything except drinking the water in the pond, especially this kind of bright red thing. Some animals have seen it with their own eyes and immediately eat it. Are the dead ones not poisonous?"

"Seeing is not believing, not to mention you are still hearsay."

In front of it, Bai An picked up a persimmon and took a big bite, smashing it into his mouth, it was very sweet and soft, without pesticides or fertilizers, the natural thing was extremely sweet.

The pig covered its eyes in fear, and then ran in circles in the hole. It was not a big place, and as it ran, it brought up dust, which made people cough.

"You pig, stop now!"

"Yaoshou, pheasant, you can't transform into a human form!"

"Stop talking!"

Bai An picked up a persimmon and beat it towards its front hooves. The pig just ran and didn't look at the road, so it stepped on the persimmon and fell down. Its big nose just landed on the persimmon, soaking its mouthful of juice.

pig:……

For a long time, this plump body didn't move at all.

Bai An: "Hey, what do you do with Pangci?"

The pig suddenly convulsed, drooling, and said in a dying voice, "I am preparing to die."

"..."

"..."

Bai An kicked him angrily: "Stand up and have a look!"

The pigs were unmoved at first, their small eyes couldn't be opened, and their limbs gradually weakened, making them really think they were going to die, what a playful pig!

Later, its legs were really numb, but its mind was still clear, so it shook its hoofs and stuck them together again, and said in disbelief, "Are you really all right?"

"Look, I ate two. Is there something wrong?"

"Then the legends in Dazhou Mountain are all false?" Piggy saw that the persimmon was not poison, so he unceremoniously took two bites. Fortunately, the persimmon was big, sweet and had no core, otherwise he would have choked to death.

Bai An looked at the few fruits left, and quickly flapped his wings to grab them: "How do I know?"

The piglet wanted to eat after eating, but was beaten by Bai An with a wing. Then he saw the peacock standing beside him for a long time, and quickly knelt down to pay respects: "Master Peacock, when did you come?"

Bai An: "...it's always been here for cutting! Your eyes are covered with mud?"

"Ahhh!" Piggy yelled loudly, shaking his ears vigorously, and shouted, "It's too embarrassing, how can you throw your hooves in front of Mr. Peacock, and the pig's face will be thrown into the pool!"

The gluttonous pig immediately turned into a pink girl pig. Bai An really wanted to laugh when he saw it, but he cared about what it said that day that was unreasonable and savage, so he disliked this animal even more, and drove him away after putting the persimmon on the bed.

"Hey, pheasant, you are not enough friends."

"I'm sorry, you are poultry and I am free-range, we can't be friends, goodbye."

"Everyone grew up drinking water from the same pool, and what kind of mess is there, let me get closer to Mr. Peacock for a while, maybe I can lose weight tomorrow!"

"..."

It turns out that obesity is not only the nightmare of girls, but also the nightmare of old pigs?

Until the rooster crowed and announced the arrival of noon to the animals on Dazhou Mountain, the piggy basically ate up all the persimmons and took a nap on the ground. Want to sleep well.

All the animals came out of the cave one after another and walked towards the half-waisted deep forest, only the pig slept soundly and snored loudly.

It took Bai An and Peacock a lot of effort to wake it up. Just as they left the cave, a lazy shadow crawled out of the cave next to it. It seemed to have just woken up, and the speed was very slow. .Poor Bai An reflexively let out a cry when he saw it, and swished to the peacock's back.

That animal is none other than the big black boa constrictor next to him on the right. Its [-]-meter-long body stretches far away. There are soft scales on the snake's skin, and the purple light shimmers in the sun. It looks very beautiful. , but it is really daunting to match it with a snake head and a snake tail.

Bai An was not afraid of anything else, not even bullets, but he was afraid of this poisonous snake, which was the shadow of his childhood, bit him in the bushes, and almost killed him!In the future, when he saw a snake, he would always take a detour, for fear that the big guy would pounce on him and ask for his calf if he was not satisfied.

Piggy yelled in dissatisfaction: "You really don't know how to keep pheasants? How can you ride on the back of an adult? Get off!"

The boa constrictor lazily spat out the letter. Hearing a voice behind it, the snake's pupils suddenly opened, and its body rose. The fangs and letter were suddenly exposed. It was terrifying!

Piggy yelled most unpretentiously, "You want to eat pigs!"

The giant python glanced at it with disgust: "There is too much oil and water, it is not easy to digest."

"It's against the law to eat animals!"

"Is it a big deal to be a snake forever?"

The giant python circled around them twice, looking at the pheasant meaningfully: "This is not bad, enough for my meal."

Bai An: ...

The peacock covered the pheasant with its wings as if protecting food, and warned: "Don't touch him!"

"Hmm? I don't think the rumors are true?" The giant python turned around curiously, "The noble peacock is friends with the free-range pheasant?"

Old Six didn't like this snake for no reason, so he gave it a cold look: "You don't need to worry about it!"

The status of peacocks in Dazhou Mountain was always noble, so the giant python didn't dare to be presumptuous, but just followed them all the way to the forest halfway up its waist.

This forest is a place where vegetation gathers in the mountains. The trees are more than ten meters high. The trunks of the trees need several animals to surround them and form a group. The leaves are shaped like half a crescent moon. It is very strange, Bai An has never seen it before. of.The dense leaves covered the vast sky, making the entire forest dark and gloomy, and it was impossible to see what the depths looked like at a glance.

Piggy walked very naturally, and even avoided other animals lying around.And they whisper to the pheasant on the peacock's back.

"Wow! The pheasant is going to the sky again!"

"I've never seen anything more shameless in my life!"

"Yes, yes, it is obvious that peacock and phoenix should be in pairs!"

"Could it be that the era of the pheasant family is coming?"

Bai An: ...

Can't these non-human beings keep their words in their stomachs?Are you so loud and afraid that you are a person or something?

Each found its own position, a rooster with bright fur fluttered up the branch, and crowed upwards. After a while, I heard a burst of soothing tunes coming from the depths of the forest. Those who are in good health.

It is the tune of Qushui Liushang in ancient times.

Bai An's eyelids gradually became sleepy, and when he closed his eyes, he could still clearly see clusters of luminous bodies in the dark forest, in different shapes and sizes, which came from those animals, even Bai An himself.But it was too sleepy, so it leaned against the peacock and gradually fell asleep.

The author has something to say:

The shape of the old pig can be referred to the monkey king of Heaven and Earth.