Reincarnation of Heaven

When Chu Hengyu woke up, he felt sore and exhausted, but his phone was already playing the alarm clock music cheerfully. He reached out and fumbled a few times by the side of the pillow, touched the glasses and put them on, and sat up with an "ow".

Yesterday it seemed like I saw a ghost in a dream, it was really terrible...

As expected of the Ghost Festival, why don't you go to Weibo to complain...

Turn off the air conditioner, open the door...

Chu Hengyu: "Damn it..."

Man: "Stop barking!"

Man: "Didn't you scream enough last night!"

Man: "If you call me again, I will really eat you!"

Chu Hengyu was instantly as quiet as a chicken.

The man looked up at the sky and burst into tears: "I even turned off the light effect when I stepped on the horse..."

Chu Hengyu's face was full of misery: "I, I, I..."

Man: "What's wrong with you?"

Chu Hengyu: "Wilting wilting... wilting."

Man: "...Slot!"

Chu Hengyu had a mournful face.

Are you really scared?

We are all men, can't we understand the special situation in the morning?

Man, no, the male ghost was silent for a while, and said sincerely: "I'm not scary, can I change it? Dude, look at my driver's license was revoked yesterday because I didn't dodge pedestrians. You can't let it go." me?"

Chu Hengyu's face was pale, and he knocked on the door of the small bedroom.

ghost ghost ghost ghost...

The ghost was still knocking on the door outside: "Hey, hey! Don't be afraid, buddy, I won't hurt you, okay?"

Chu Hengyu cried and called his mother: "Mother..."

A warm reminder from China Mobile that the phone you dialed has been turned off.

Ahhhh, your son is about to shut down, okay?

The ghost continued to knock: "Dude? Dude? We are all adults, can we sit down and have a good talk?"

Chu Hengyu sent a message in the college group: Help, there is a ghost in my room!

Fuck this stalk is good!

Everyone was shocked and started to clean the building: help me, there are two in my room!

Help! It's two men!

Help, they are starting to show their affection, I am going to die!

Chu Hengyu was so angry that she became dizzy.

The male ghost finally couldn't take it anymore, and threatened: "Open the door, or I will go through the wall!"

Chu Hengyu trembled and refused.

The male ghost rolled his eyes and passed through the wall: "I caught you!"

Chu Hengyu: "Ahhhhhh..."

Male ghost: "Do you know what happened to the supporting characters in horror movies who can only scream like that?"

Chu Hengyu closed his mouth.

The male ghost was satisfied: "That's right. Tell me, I am not human in any way other than being human? I am not wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform, am I? I am not incomplete, am I? I am not covered in blood either. Are you really... well, why are you so timid? How can you take your girlfriend to watch horror movies when you are so timid? How can you let her crawl into your arms?"

In all fairness, the male ghost is handsome and well-dressed, so there is still a market for a stop outside.

However it was of no use.

Chu Hengyu's expression was somewhere between fainting and crying.

The male ghost turned his face away in horror: "Do you need me to retreat temporarily to let you calm down?"

Chu Hengyu sniffed: "You still have something to say."

Gee.

This little brat.

The man sighed: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Liu Qian, Qian Lu, how about you?"

Chu Hengyu retreated silently: "Chu Hengyu."

Liu Qian couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't shrink back, I can pass through walls, don't you think I can teleport?"

groove!

Chu Hengyu turned pale again.

Liu Qian regretted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, those who lie to you, can't those who lie to you?"

Chu Hengyu felt that she was going to be scared to death.

Liu Qian reviewed himself, coughed, and tried to make himself seem harmless to humans and animals: "That's it, didn't I turn on a very cool light effect yesterday... Hey, hey, don't be afraid, I was wrong, I was wrong Is it okay? I won’t drive again, okay? Brother, calm down, okay? Then you fainted from fright, and I was arrested by the traffic police, saying that I did not give way to pedestrians and caused a major traffic accident , Twelve points were deducted from me, twelve points, I have to take the driver's license test again! I was fined!"

Chu Hengyu was slightly dizzy: "Then why don't you take the driver's license test?"

Liu Qian sighed: "Take a test, I don't even have a driver's license now, if I go back, I'll be counted as driving without a license, and I'll have to go to jail."

Under Chu Hengyu's terrified expression, he slowly and slowly showed a flattering smile: "Brother, can you help me?"

Chu Hengyu asked weakly: "Can you refuse...pretend I didn't ask."

Liu Qian told him that according to the Hell Traffic Law, there is another way to remedy his situation, which is to compensate the victim for the loss, get a temporary driver's license, and use this temporary driver's license to go back to hell, otherwise he can only let the traffic go to hell. The Yasha from the bureau was sent back.

Chu Hengyu drank some hot water to calm himself down: "Then can't you let Yasha send it back?"

Liu Qian shook his head: "Do you know what the Ghost Festival is for? It's a legal holiday for all ghosts to come out of the underworld and officials of the underworld. I'm also a civil servant. If I let them know that I deducted twelve points, I may not be able to keep my job." Woolen cloth."

Chu Hengyu felt a little sympathetic to him: "Is it really so miserable?"

Liu Qian said earnestly: "So, it's okay to take an exam for civil servants. Do you think that civil servants are paid very well now? I have worked hard for so many years, and I can't even afford a house with my monthly salary. I can only live in the room assigned by the unit. Maguire is crying and howling, and I have to worry about layoffs."

Chu Hengyu comforted: "Touch your head."

Liu Qian said: "So you really don't want me to compensate you?"

Chu Hengyu: "Compensation for what?"

Liu Qian: "For example... stupid human, do you have any wishes?"

Chu Hengyu: "..."

Chu Hengyu: "..."

Chu Hengyu said slowly, "No, you're still going to resign."

Liu Qian screamed: "Ah, ah, don't! I was wrong, I was wrong, can't I do it?"

Perhaps it was because Liu Qian looked really harmless, although Chu Hengyu still shivered slightly with cold hands and feet, she finally didn't look like she was about to jump off a building with a face full of hopelessness.Liu Qian wanted to pat his head in satisfaction to show his appreciation, but he held back his hands when he finally grew up and was ready to deflate at any time, and took out a mobile phone amiably, and said, "Here, just download it." Take a look at this APP, both Apple and Android can be used, it’s called Tiandao Good Samsara, enter the invitation code SDHF039RU, yes, it’s ok.”