I like you so much I want to bend you
Chapter 18, Chapter 21, Chapter 25__
ah!If you want to know what happened to Mo Laixia, you can eat Chapter 24_(:зゝ∠)_
Content tags: Karma encounter sweet text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Mo Laixia, Luo Jinran┃Supporting roles: Xie Yuteng, Jiang Shaohua┃Others: University life, Breaking Ben, Lily, Danmei
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They already have female votes?
"Look, look, a new scarf! I found this after searching all the stores! It's your favorite color!" You smiled brightly.
"Like it?"
"Haha~ I knew you would like it, I'll wrap it up for you, and lower your head a little."
"Hey, it's done! Mmmmm! It fits you perfectly and looks great! Wow! It's like a painting!" You act like a child.
"Why don't you talk? Could it be that you're shy? I'm so happy~heart~oh!" With a bright smile on your face, you seem to be enjoying it.
"Hey! Why do you keep looking at the ground? Look at me, you can only look at me~" You pouted, holding my face and rubbing it again and again.
pat...
Mo Laixia opened his eyes all of a sudden, then lowered them again, cursing in a low voice: "Ah! Shit! I really saw a ghost during the day!"
"Yo? What's the matter, low blood pressure happened again in the early morning?" Sister Ning, a roommate who was putting on foundation for herself, asked curiously when she heard Mo Laixia curse for no reason.
Mo Laixia answered her angrily: "It's about the same." And it's still a low pressure tank.
Sister Ning was no longer surprised by Mo Laixia's low-pressure state, so she continued to draw her eyeliner without further questioning.
After an unknown amount of time, Sister Ning looked at the time, drew her eyebrows and asked her, "Aren't you up yet? Class starts in 15 minutes!"
"Nani!? Why didn't you tell me earlier?" When Mo Laixia heard that there were only 15 minutes left for class, she jumped off the bed in fright.
Mo Laixia's jump scared Ning's eyebrow pencil off.
"Emma! Can you stop being so surprised!?" Sister Ning was quite frightened by Mo Laixia's way of getting up, "Can you change the way of getting out of bed next time? Flying down from the shop, Shen De panicked, trying to scare someone to death! My eyebrows are crooked by your fright!"
"I'm sorry, Sister Ning," Mo Laixia scratched the back of her head apologetically, wasn't it crooked by the eyebrow pencil? "Eh? What about steamed buns and nuts?"
"The two of them left early." Sister Ning replied with her lipstick on.
"What!? Gone? So fast! That's right, they are too busy with club activities."
"Isn't it because you stayed in bed for so long? They left because they couldn't wait." Sister Ning pursed her lips, and curled her mouth in satisfaction in the mirror.
"Honey~ I'm going to take a step first~ Mmm~ MUA~" Sister Ning blew a kiss to Mo Laixia, blinked her eyes, and walked out of the dormitory gracefully.
Mo Laixia's head is full of black lines, hey, hey, it's really full of power that can be discharged to anyone, one day the phone runs out of battery, I really want to charge her to see if it can reach full capacity.
"Wow! It's 7:52! I'm going to be late!"
Mo Laixia finished washing as fast as she could, packed her stationery, changed her clothes, and then rushed into the classroom as fast as she could, when the bell rang.
"Finally... finally caught up... caught up with...puha!" Mo Laixia Yi was out of breath on the desk, exhausted, why bother to sleep for so long.
"Ah—" Mo Laixia let out a long sigh of relief, slumped on the seat and remained motionless, feeling that he had lost all strength.
Mo Laixia is lying on the desk, and now he just wants to go back to the dormitory and have a good sleep.Suddenly felt that the shoulder was patted twice, and looked back: "Oh, so it was you."
"What's the matter? I'm not happy?" Xie Yuteng laughed mockingly.
"No, I'm very happy." Mo Laixia responded weakly and expressionlessly.
"Accidentally stepped on the spot today, what's the matter with you?" Xie Yuteng didn't care about Mo Laixia's reaction.
"I had a nightmare in the morning, a little lack of sleep, low blood pressure." Mo Laixia replied lazily.
Seeing that Mo Laixia didn't want to say anything, Xie Yuteng didn't force her either.Xie Yuteng knows Mo Laixia's temper, and she will respond to you even if she is not energetic. Although she may be wrong, she is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. Not for nothing.
"You can skip class, why make yourself so tired? You're just a scumbag anyway, so why care about attendance?" Xie Yuteng straightened his hair.
"I respect all those who teach me knowledge." Mo Laixia answered his question seriously.
"You are respectful, but your grades don't prove this... Ah—forget it." Xie Yuteng knew why Mo Laixia didn't study hard, so he changed the subject.
"Let me tell you, worm, actually, I...I have someone I like." Xie Yuteng whispered to Mo Laishia quietly, and then giggled shyly.
Mo Laixia glanced at him: "Oh, and then?"
"What's next, of course it's chasing!" Xie Yuteng was rushed by Mo Laixia's perfunctory attitude.
"Do you know the phone number?"
"Uh, this..."
"What about buckle?"
"Uh……"
"You should know the name, right?"
"..."
"You don't know that you like a fart!" Mo Lai Xia gave him a white look.
"Oh! You wooden fish, how do you know what love at first sight is? That magical feeling, like an electric current flowing through your body, makes your heart beat faster. You have to look at him more. The more you look at him, the more you can't extricate yourself. I came up and ran to the sea and never returned, I told him..."
"Let me ask for his personal information for you." Mo Laixia hurriedly agreed in order to prevent him from eloquently talking like a torrential river, rushing up to the sea and never returning to praise the person he likes.
With tears in his eyes, Xie Yuteng held Mo Laixia's hand, you really understand me.
Mo Laixia shook off Xie Yuteng's hand: "Don't be moved so quickly, give me his photo first."
"Huh?" Xie Yuteng was dumbfounded and didn't understand what Mo Laixia meant.
"Huh? What does he look like? I don't know how to find him?" Mo Laixia got angry when he saw his stupidity.
"Oh." Xie Yuteng lowered his head and flipped through his phone, suddenly stopped moving his hands, smiled awkwardly, and then told her in the weakest voice: "I... I was so busy looking at my god, I forgot to take a picture... Haha, haha haha a……"
A black shadow flashed in front of his eyes, "duang!" Mo Laixia's knife directly hit Xie Yuteng's forehead.
So after class, Mo Laixia and Xie Yuteng ambush at the place where the people he likes often pass by, ready to witness who is the monster in his eyes... Ah bah, who is the god.
Mo Laixia played with the reeds boredly, sat on the ground and complained: "I've been waiting for an hour, why don't you come here? Could it be that you remembered wrongly, or did you read wrongly, a mirage appeared, and the dream Contrary to reality?"
"No, no, I've seen him here many times, I can't be wrong," Xie Yuteng solemnly assured Mo Laixia, "Oh! Here we come!"
"Where is where?" Mo Laixia poked his head out curiously.
"It's over there! Oh, don't stick out your whole body! What do you want to do so obviously? People will find out!"
Mo Laixia's hair is full of black lines, you want to chase him, and you are afraid that he won't find out?
Mo Laixia looked in the direction Xie Yuteng was pointing at, and saw a figure appearing in front of his eyes. He was wearing a white shirt that showed his sturdy figure unreservedly. His strong legs walked sonorously and powerfully, and his hair was flowing. Her hair is so oily and shiny, the spring is leaking out, and it has its own halo.
Mo Laixia turned her head stiffly, and said mechanically: "I didn't know that not only your sexual orientation is normal, but you're lucky."
"What?" Xie Yuteng looked in the direction Mo Laixia was pointing at, and saw a fat, chubby cow walking in the middle of the road on her short legs, brushing her hair that hadn't been washed for many days.
"duang!" Xie Yuteng gave Mo Laixia a hammer on the head directly: "Who the hell is sexually normal!? I'm talking about the one in the back!"
"Oh." Mo Laixia rubbed his head, collected himself, and went to see the person who made Xie Yuteng dream back.
Mo Laixia looked at his male god, there was nothing special about him, but his nose was straighter than others, his facial features were more correct than others, he was just a little handsome, and he didn't like him so much.
"Okay, I'll ask for his number for you." Mo Laixia made an OK gesture to Xie Yuteng, adjusted her clothes and came out of the hole.
"Handsome, excuse me, may I ask your surname?" Mo Laixia asked him with a smile, trying to behave as dignified as possible so as not to appear too wretched.
"Uh..." The male god was taken aback by Mo Laixia's sudden accost, with an embarrassed expression on his face, "My name is Jiang Shaohua, may I ask, who are you?"
"Jiang Shaohua, good name." Mo Laixia thought for a while, turned his hands away, and glanced at him, "Then——which college and major are you in? Can you tell me?" He still had a smiling expression.
"Girl, although I don't know what's going on with you, I'm on my way now. I work in industry and commerce..."
"Hurry up, you'll miss it!" A crisp voice came from behind Mo Laixia, abruptly interrupting Jiang Shaohua's words.
Mo Laixia turned her head, and a woman came into view. A black windbreaker wrapped a slender figure, but it couldn't hide the charming temperament exuding from her body. The black base showed the lines of her calves vividly.
"Hey! What are you still doing here? Let's go!" The woman in black grabbed Jiang Shaohua's hand and dragged her away abruptly.
Eh?People already have female tickets?Since it's normal for a male god to have female votes, people will be misunderstood if they don't have female votes!
Mo Laixia saw that the person had disappeared, so he clapped his hands. Although he didn't know the name completely, he at least knew the name, so let's pack up and go home to report the results of the battle.
In the cafeteria, Xie Yuteng ordered a bowl of braised noodles for Mo Laixia, and said with a shy smile, "Can you tell me the record?"
"okay."
"What did you ask?"
"I know his name."
"What is it called?"
"Why are you in such a hurry? His name is Jiang Shaohua."
"Jiang Shaohua...Jiang Shaohua...it sounds so good!" Xie Yuteng's face blossomed.
"Oh! It's like giving your grandson a name..."
"Don't make trouble! My grandson doesn't know where he is yet! What else do you know?"
"...he is in business."
"Business and commerce? I don't think there are many classes, what else? What's his major?"
"Uh...he's from China World Trade Center...probably..." Mo Laixia suddenly felt that he was so useless, why did he only ask so much...
"Why is it probably? Is there no definite answer?" Xie Yuteng had a bitter look on his face, which made Mo Laixia want to slap him.
Why do you have to ask me for basic information and still babble, it sounds annoying!
"It's not me hitting you, I think, you should be out of the game, maybe he has a girlfriend." Mo Laixia thought of the girl before, even if it wasn't a boyfriend and girlfriend, the relationship was not normal.Nonsense, a woman took a man's hand and ran away, no, no, no, they were holding hands and running together on the sunny avenue full of flowers... Emma, thinking about it makes her feel sick.
"Why?" Xie Yuteng was provoked by Mo Laixia's words, "I'll show you! If it's straight, I'll bend him, if it's crooked, I'll make him mine!"
"Okay! I support you!" Mo Laixia smiled secretly, and gave Xie Yuteng a thumbs up. She knew that Xie Yuteng would not be able to withstand provocation, so she wanted to stimulate his masculinity. Xie Yuteng is a daring person. It's just that he needs others to push him at the beginning, and he will walk the rest of the way by himself.
"Let me tell you, Jiang Shaohua is from Industry, Commerce and International Trade, and now a sophomore, he is the vice president of the student union of the college..."
"Wait a minute, I'll write it down." Xie Yuteng quickly took out his notebook and looked at Mo Laixia seriously.
... People in love have zero IQ.
"His phone number is 159..., Koukou is 653..., his birthday is November X, he doesn't like watermelon,..."
After Xie Yuteng remembered everything clearly, he asked Mo Laixia strangely: "Don't you only know his name? Why do you know it so clearly?"
The author has something to say: Ahhh, guest officers, don’t misunderstand and say that the division is wrong, there is nothing wrong, it’s just that there is still a heroine who hasn’t appeared yet, guest officers, don’t worry, the best drama is left behind~!
Hello, I'm Mo Laixia
After Xie Yuteng remembered everything clearly, he asked Mo Laixia strangely: "Don't you only know his name? Why do you know it so clearly?"
Mo Laixia shook his phone in front of Xie Yuteng anxiously, and he saw many text messages and chat windows of various people, "It's not that difficult to be human these days, and your male god seems to be quite famous. , Personal deeds spread quite quickly. This is his class schedule, take his class well, and capture him as soon as possible!"
After Mo Laixia said goodbye to Xie Yuteng, he realized that it was still early, so he wanted to go to the convenience store to buy something, and went to the library to see if there were any newly published books.
After buying snacks, Mo Laixia sneaked them into his pocket and walked into the library openly. After searching around, he still didn’t find a book he was interested in, so he picked up a book called "XXXX" , After watching it for less than 10 minutes, I started to feel drowsy. Mo Laixia yawned. I have been staying up all night and slept too little. Suddenly, my phone rang.
"Hello? Sister Ning, what's the matter? I'm in the library now, I can go back now if I have nothing to do, buy a bucket of instant noodles, what kind of flavor? Is xx's braised beef noodles? Okay, two yuan puffs? Okay, do you want to add an instant noodle partner? Okay, Enbai."
Mo Laixia hung up the phone, closed the book and was walking out, when suddenly a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, "啪啦——" a thunder pierced through my ears, and the big raindrops fell straight down like a magic trick.
Mo Laixia was standing on the balcony on the third floor of the library, and everyone outside screamed and ran into the library.
"Ah, this spring rain is really heavy, how can I go back here, this rain is enough for me to watch a few episodes of the drama." Mo Laixia listened to the music of nature, and lamented that people are not as good as heaven.
"Boom!" The lightning instantly illuminated the entire night, and then receded, and the thunder roared unscrupulously in the ear. "Crack!——" The library suddenly lost power, and all the people in the library exclaimed and became calm again.
The transformer in this library has been in disrepair for a long time, so it should be replaced...
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" A scream poured directly into Mo Laixia's eardrums, startling Mo Laixia, what the hell?If thunderstorms hear such "miserable" screams, they will have nightmares when they go back, okay?
Mo Laixia walked cautiously towards the direction where the scream came from, and saw a woman with her hair draped, curled up in a corner, trembling.
Emma, isn't it true that the brain damage value has dropped too low?Don't scare me, I'm actually quite timid, I can't stand being scared!
Mo Laixia was about to back off when she suddenly heard the girl's sobbing, and another flash of lightning illuminated the girl's face. Mo Laixia's heart was also relieved. What, didn't I see this at noon? Jiang girlfriend?
Mo Laixia looked around, there was no one before, no one to come here, and it was still black and white, hey, if you are afraid, why don't you go to a place with many people?No wonder there will be heroes hiding here to save you!
Lifting his leg and was about to leave, Mo Laixia heard Jiang's girlfriend sobbing weakly, and meowed!God bother!Mo Laixia returned to the place where Jiang's girlfriend squatted.
"Hey."
"Wow!!" Girlfriend Jiang was very frightened by Mo Laixia's sudden appearance.
Mo Laixia was also taken aback by Jiang's girlfriend's reaction, but seeing the tears on Jiang's girlfriend's face inexplicably softened, I couldn't bear the girl crying.
"Uh... well, don't be afraid, I'm not a ghost." Mo Laixia handed the pudding in his pocket to Jiang's girlfriend, "It might be better if you eat."
Girlfriend Jiang suddenly became silent, and she was so depressed that she didn't raise her head.Mo Laixia stood there alone in embarrassment, neither retracting nor letting go of the outstretched hand.Hey, why don't you take care of me, don't you know if your hands will be sore if you lift them for a long time?Do you have sympathy?Physical work is tiring, and it's not suitable for me at all.
Suddenly Jiang's girlfriend wiped away her tears vigorously, looked up at Mo Laixia, then at the pudding in front of her, and gently accepted it.
"thanks……"
Mo Laixia breathed a sigh of relief, leaned against the wall, secretly shook his sore arm, and sneaked a glance at Jiang's girlfriend, and found that she hadn't touched the pudding at all.
"Don't you like pudding?"
"...No, no."
"It's okay, it's already yours." Mo Laixia thought to herself that maybe she really doesn't like pudding, so she didn't force her.
"...I've never had pudding."
Hey, where did you come from, a lady who never eats common food!
Mo Laixia was about to say that he had the opportunity to try it now, when a thunderbolt fell directly on the lightning rod in the library, making a hissing sound.
"Yeah... sobbing..." Girlfriend Jiang was so frightened that she hugged her head and curled up in a corner, shivering. It might be because there were people next to her, so her crying was much quieter.
Seeing her like this, Mo Laixia turned her head away, she is really afraid of thunder, oops, God is annoying, let it go, and I feel like I am a little nosy, let it go, I really have a conscience, I am familiar with people here, You can't just find someone to take care of this girl.
Mo Laixia sat next to Jiang's girlfriend with jet lag: "I'm just a little afraid of the cold and want to keep warm, don't mind."
"..." Girlfriend Jiang seemed to acquiesce.
Mo Laixia thought this might be an opportunity to help Xie Yuteng ask about his male god.So he struggled with Jiang's girlfriend for a long time, wanting to ask her about Jiang Shaohua?Or wait for her to calm down before asking?Maybe it's really a friendship?Maybe Xie Yuteng could have done it earlier, but if it was a girlfriend, he would still want to pry off this bean sprouts and plant himself next to the male god, oops...
Mo Laixia suddenly felt a line of sight looking at her, so she glanced to the side slightly, Emma, Jiang's girlfriend was staring at her with those faint eyes, feeling so scared, Mo Laixia looked at her in embarrassment Smiling, Jiang's girlfriend turned her face away without saying a word.
Mo Laixia has black lines all over her head, and her smile froze on her face. Although I don't know you, I sacrificed the time to watch dramas for you anyway. Why are you so ruthless?If I don’t say thanks, I’m just looking for trouble if I put a hot face on my cold ass!Mo Laixia scolded herself for taking too much control!
So Mo Laixia began to chat with Jiang's girlfriend by babbling and talking, and did not forget to peek at Jiang's girlfriend's profile during the chat.
Girlfriend Jiang is very good-looking, with delicate features and sharp edges and corners. Her big eyes are a little red from tears, and her lips are red from being bitten because of fear.
"I went shopping one day and suddenly needed to go to the toilet. I found an Internet cafe in front of me. I rushed in and shouted at the network administrator: 'Where is the toilet in your hut? Kick me out...haha..."
"..." Girlfriend Jiang remained silent.
"...one time when I was walking on the road, I saw a dog, and the MM next to me shouted in surprise: 'Ah, that tail has no dog!!' Haha...the tail has no dog!...hahahahaha...I laughed so hard It's...hahaha!"
"..." Girlfriend Jiang remained silent.
"..." Well, never die!
"One time when I was buying food in the cafeteria, I saw the tofu skin that I had wanted for a long time. When I was excited, I told my auntie that I would like a potato skin... Hahaha, they heard... Hahaha, they heard me say it is a potato. Pi...haha...their expressions...hahaha...I laughed to death...haha..."
"..." Girlfriend Jiang remained silent.
Time passed by every minute and every second, just when Mo Laixia secretly felt that he was stupid because of his lack of humor, "Poof..." Girlfriend Jiang secretly laughed, but she still tried to stay calm.She smiled sweetly, as if a piece of delicious cake made her want to be eaten.
Seeing that Jiang's girlfriend seems to have relaxed, Mo Laixia smiled slightly, thinking that now is a good time to ask her about Jiang Shaohua, so he asked her: "Finally laughing? You look cute when you smile!"
"..."
"how tall are you?"
"...one meter Lu X."
"Oh! It's three centimeters behind me."
"..."
"...Well, can I ask you a question?" Mo Lai Xia Jian Jiang's girlfriend stopped talking again, so he tried to speak again.
"...What's the problem?" Girlfriend Jiang glanced at Mo Laishia.
"Is Jiang Shaohua your boyfriend?"
"...Are you so curious about him?" Girlfriend Jiang didn't even look up.
Such a reaction is not what is a relationship as a couple?Sure enough, is it wrong to directly extract boyfriend information from other women's tickets?
"No." Mo Laixia shut up knowingly.
Mo Laixia suddenly thought of the bully that the foreign language teacher talked about every day, so he asked her curiously: "Hey, do you know that Luo Jinran from the outer courtyard?"
Girlfriend Jiang glanced at Mo Laixia: "What's wrong with her."
"Our English teacher Gao Guangtou talks about her every day. Every time in class, he sees us listless, lazy, and unlovable, he brings Luo Jinran out and says, 'You don't learn from others, even a little It’s good. As soon as she came in as a freshman, I felt that this person was extraordinary. The first question she asked was the usage of mixed virtual. Look, can you ask such a question? What’s the result? Sure enough. As I expected, they took the fourth grade exam in the first semester of their freshman year, and they are also firmly grasping their grade eighth grade in their freshman year. They even won the first prize at the A-level and provincial level in the National College English Contest. Hmph! Never passed, if you have one-tenth of her hard work, you still don’t need to worry about the final exam of the junior year? Huh!’ Gao Guang’s expression is called a tug, and his feelings for Luo Zhenran are like his granddaughter Like a baby..."
"Pfft..." Girlfriend Jiang secretly laughed again.
I said, if you want to laugh, just laugh directly, what should you do if you suffer internal injuries from holding back like this?
"I heard that she is very good-looking, but I haven't seen it, who knows?"
"...Don't you know her? She has spoken on stage during the opening lecture, right?"
"Opening lecture? Oh! It seems to be, but I fell asleep in my seat at the time, and the lecture was over when I woke up."
"So... what do you think of me?"
"I guess, she must not be as good-looking as you. I really think you are very delicate. If Luo Jinran is prettier than you, I will be Luo Jinran's servant! I will do her best, haha! But she herself I definitely don't know!"
"..." Girlfriend Jiang turned her head away again and fell silent.
Seeing that Jiang's girlfriend was silent, Mo Laixia looked out, the rain seemed to have stopped, and then looked at Jiang's girlfriend, thinking that it was almost nothing to do with me, and was about to get up, when Jiang's girlfriend suddenly pulled her away and turned to the stranger. Lai Xia blew into his ear: "Can you keep it a secret for me?"
Mo Laixia only felt her heart beating and her ears itching.Confidential?Keeping what happened today a secret?Mo Laixia looked into Jiang's girlfriend's eyes, which revealed dignity and a hint of fragility at the same time.
Mo Laixia gently patted Girlfriend Jiang's head, smiled and said to Girlfriend Jiang, "I just keep it in my heart, so goodbye, Girlfriend Jiang."
As soon as he lifted his leg and took a step, Jiang's girlfriend called to stop him: "Wait a minute!"
Hey hey, isn't it to kill someone?Don't, it's all up to me to work hard outside the small ones!But out of politeness, Mo Laixia still turned around: "What's wrong?"
I saw Jiang's girlfriend standing in front of Mo Laixia, her eyes were firm and she asked, "What's your name?"
Mo Laixia looked at Jiang's girlfriend and was shocked by her expression. Mo Laixia adjusted his posture.
"Hi, I'm Mo Laixia."
……
Mo Laixia returned to the dormitory, sat on the seat a little tired, yawned, silently recalled what happened in the library, and felt as if he had forgotten something.
"Zizi, where's my instant noodles?"
"Uh, that...hahaha..."
"Where's my puff?"
"Uh……"
"Where's my instant noodle partner?"
"..."
"You bastard! You stop! Don't run!"
"I'm sorry! Ah—help!——" 〒▽〒
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I want to chase Jiang Shaohua, I hope you break up with him!
Mo Laixia was lying on the desk, looking at the teacher with all kinds of rascals happily talking about what is a morpheme, what is a word, and what is the difference between the basic meaning and the meaning, he couldn't help but yawned deeply, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten Ask Jiang's girlfriend's name.
Xie Yuteng saw that Mo Laixia was in a trance again, so he folded a note and threw it on Mo Laixia's desk, and took a look:
[Did you light up the night tent to read pornographic books last night? ⊙ω⊙]
Mo Laixia glanced at Xie Yuteng, quickly wrote a few words and threw them back.
[It's you, haven't you woken up from your spring dream yet! →_→】
Xie Yuteng folded the note again and threw it to Mo Laixia.
[Ah ≥﹏≤How do you know!I can tell you the details! * ̄︶ ̄*】
Mo Laixia was ashamed, and looked back at Xie Yuteng, Emma, this guy is full of enthusiasm!As if Jiang Shaohua had already got his hands, the small smiling eyes made Mo Laixia feel goosebumps all over his body.
[Sorry, I'm not interested in sex. =_=]
【Hahaha, don't say that, I will be very sad╯﹏╰】
Mo Laixia wrote [You are the only boy in our class, if you are still a boy, you will be sad - dish -] when you were about to throw it back, suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, and looked back at the teacher, Mamma Mia!The teacher is squinting at Mo Laixia and Xie Yuteng!So scared!The gods protect me!
"You two, copy the meaning of the meaning 50 times before get out of class is over~" Still squinting.
Mo Laixia was so frightened that she froze on her seat, her ears were filled with the laughter and whispers of the whole class, her face turned red with a "bang", Emma, I really wanted to dig a hole to get in, but I actually annoyed you. My dear teacher, my mother is dead!
Mo Laixia secretly glanced at Xie Yuteng, yo!This little bitch is actually giggling at me shamelessly!I don't even think about who did it!I'm so mad!Wait and see after class!
Sure enough, Mo Laixia and Xie Yuteng respectfully handed over the punishment homework to the teacher, and were scolded by the teacher again, and then retreated respectfully, Xie Yuteng disappeared into the corridor with a flying arrow, and Mo Laixia also flew an arrow Follow behind Xie Yuteng.
"Stop for me! See if I don't pick you up!"
"You think I'm stupid! Whoever stands still is a puppy!"
"Don't underestimate me! Huh——I'm the first in the 800 meters!"
"Who is afraid of whom? Huha——I'm still number one in the thousand and five! Hey——"
"You bitch can also be first!? Huhuha - I'm still fourth in 3000 meters, how about it!?"
"Cut! What's the big deal? Cough cough!!—I'm still sixth in 5000 meters!"
"I still have No.13 in [-] meters!"
"You think I'm stupid? How can there be a woman who is [-] meters? Are you a pig? Haha—cough cough cough..."
"Your brother-in-law! Ouch!——Why did you stop suddenly? You killed me!" Mo Laishia was hit by Xie Yuteng's sudden sudden brake and lay on Xie Yuteng's back panting.
"Get off of me quickly." Xie Yuteng was knocked face-to-face to the ground and had an intimate contact with Mother Earth, panting and motionless.
Sitting on Xie Yuteng's back, Mo Laixia directly grabbed Xie Yuteng's hands and pressed them to the top of his head.
"Wow! Wow! It hurts so much!! Wow! Mom! Help! Wow!" Xie Yuteng cried out his grief.
Mo Laixia was so speechless that he didn't use any strength at all, okay? As for screaming so badly!Feeling like I am a sinner through the ages who is really bullying you, obviously you dragged me into the ranks of problem students!You are the eternal sinner!
"Hey! Look at a couple flirting!" A MM whispered to the MM next to her.
"This woman seems to be very mean to her boyfriend. Look, she just twisted his hand behind her back." Another MM whispered.
"Let's go quickly." The MMs pushed each other and fled the scene.
"You see they are showing their love openly, shouldn't we be more open?" A MM said coquettishly to a GG.
"Okay, listen to you! You can open up as much as you want, but it's better to do this kind of thing at home."
"Oh, you're so bad!"
"Not bad, would you like it? Hahaha!"
The two walked away in a spring breeze.
"You actually do such immoral things in broad daylight and in public, young people nowadays!" Seeing this scene, an old teacher shook his head.
Hey Hey hey!We haven't done anything right yet!How can seeing be believing?I am wronged!I am the victim!OK?I am! [This is not the focus of attention, hey, Khan. 】
Mo Laixia looked at the crowd with a mournful face, and was suddenly stunned. She seemed to see Jiang's girlfriend.Mo Laixia blinked vigorously, but there was no sign of her in sight, eh?Strange.
"Ouch!" Mo Laixia was thrown on the ground by Xie Yuteng, "You actually threw a little girl on the ground? If you are so rude, you won't have a girlfriend, okay?"
"Don't worry, I don't need a girlfriend, and you're not a little girl." Xie Yuteng helped Mo Laixia up.
Oh my god, the meme without a girlfriend doesn't work anymore! ?
"So why do you stop when you have nothing to do? Puppy?" Mo Laixia asked Xie Yuteng angrily.
"Dengdeng~" Xie Yuteng made a welcome gesture.
"what's that?"
"Oh! Are you blind? Didn't you see the words 'Wende Gymnasium' written on it?" Xie Yuteng looked at Mo Laixia with disgust.
Mo Laixia rolled his eyes: "You're blind so you can't see! I'm asking what's wrong with your gymnasium!"
Xie Yuteng smiled complacently: "Hmph! You don't understand this! If you beg me, I'll tell you~" He tricked Mo Laixia.
Who knows that Mo Laixia doesn't like this at all: "If you don't tell me, I'm leaving. I'm so exhausted, and now I want to go straight to the street and sleep." The appearance of the ground.
"Hey! Big brother, I'm so entangled with you, don't let me carry you back, the janitor in your dormitory will beat me to death." Xie Yuteng saw that Mo Laixia really couldn't wake up , quickly beg for mercy.
"Speak or not?" Mo Laixia threatened.
"Hey, you'll know when you come over and have a look." Xie Yuteng dragged Mo Laishia to the window of the gymnasium, and he immediately squatted down to take a sneak peek.
I saw Jiang Shaohua and a few boys playing basketball. Jiang Shaohua grabbed the basketball in the opponent's hand, turned around to avoid the opponent's attack, and ran directly to the opponent's basketball hoop, and then jumped and threw the basketball in his hand. He sent the basketball to the basket, and after high-fiving his teammates handsomely, he wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Wow! So handsome!!" Xie Yuteng stared.
Mo Laixia stood and watched, but was pulled down by Xie Yuteng, and Mo Laixia fell to the ground, "I told you why you are standing so straight, you want to be found out, you want to be approached, you want to snatch my male god, don't you! ?”
Mo Laixia felt that he couldn't bear it any longer, so he hit the hammer directly, "duang!"
"Do you think I should rush in and confess now?" Xie Yuteng asked Mo Laixia while rubbing the back of his aching head.
"Ask yourself, but I don't think it's very good. Now that there are so many people, I will definitely have some concerns." Mo Laixia answered truthfully.
"Sure enough, is it more appropriate to wait until he is alone before confessing?" Xie Yuteng said with some reluctance.
"Yeah, this way it won't embarrass him, and he can retreat without being caught
Content tags: Karma encounter sweet text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Mo Laixia, Luo Jinran┃Supporting roles: Xie Yuteng, Jiang Shaohua┃Others: University life, Breaking Ben, Lily, Danmei
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They already have female votes?
"Look, look, a new scarf! I found this after searching all the stores! It's your favorite color!" You smiled brightly.
"Like it?"
"Haha~ I knew you would like it, I'll wrap it up for you, and lower your head a little."
"Hey, it's done! Mmmmm! It fits you perfectly and looks great! Wow! It's like a painting!" You act like a child.
"Why don't you talk? Could it be that you're shy? I'm so happy~heart~oh!" With a bright smile on your face, you seem to be enjoying it.
"Hey! Why do you keep looking at the ground? Look at me, you can only look at me~" You pouted, holding my face and rubbing it again and again.
pat...
Mo Laixia opened his eyes all of a sudden, then lowered them again, cursing in a low voice: "Ah! Shit! I really saw a ghost during the day!"
"Yo? What's the matter, low blood pressure happened again in the early morning?" Sister Ning, a roommate who was putting on foundation for herself, asked curiously when she heard Mo Laixia curse for no reason.
Mo Laixia answered her angrily: "It's about the same." And it's still a low pressure tank.
Sister Ning was no longer surprised by Mo Laixia's low-pressure state, so she continued to draw her eyeliner without further questioning.
After an unknown amount of time, Sister Ning looked at the time, drew her eyebrows and asked her, "Aren't you up yet? Class starts in 15 minutes!"
"Nani!? Why didn't you tell me earlier?" When Mo Laixia heard that there were only 15 minutes left for class, she jumped off the bed in fright.
Mo Laixia's jump scared Ning's eyebrow pencil off.
"Emma! Can you stop being so surprised!?" Sister Ning was quite frightened by Mo Laixia's way of getting up, "Can you change the way of getting out of bed next time? Flying down from the shop, Shen De panicked, trying to scare someone to death! My eyebrows are crooked by your fright!"
"I'm sorry, Sister Ning," Mo Laixia scratched the back of her head apologetically, wasn't it crooked by the eyebrow pencil? "Eh? What about steamed buns and nuts?"
"The two of them left early." Sister Ning replied with her lipstick on.
"What!? Gone? So fast! That's right, they are too busy with club activities."
"Isn't it because you stayed in bed for so long? They left because they couldn't wait." Sister Ning pursed her lips, and curled her mouth in satisfaction in the mirror.
"Honey~ I'm going to take a step first~ Mmm~ MUA~" Sister Ning blew a kiss to Mo Laixia, blinked her eyes, and walked out of the dormitory gracefully.
Mo Laixia's head is full of black lines, hey, hey, it's really full of power that can be discharged to anyone, one day the phone runs out of battery, I really want to charge her to see if it can reach full capacity.
"Wow! It's 7:52! I'm going to be late!"
Mo Laixia finished washing as fast as she could, packed her stationery, changed her clothes, and then rushed into the classroom as fast as she could, when the bell rang.
"Finally... finally caught up... caught up with...puha!" Mo Laixia Yi was out of breath on the desk, exhausted, why bother to sleep for so long.
"Ah—" Mo Laixia let out a long sigh of relief, slumped on the seat and remained motionless, feeling that he had lost all strength.
Mo Laixia is lying on the desk, and now he just wants to go back to the dormitory and have a good sleep.Suddenly felt that the shoulder was patted twice, and looked back: "Oh, so it was you."
"What's the matter? I'm not happy?" Xie Yuteng laughed mockingly.
"No, I'm very happy." Mo Laixia responded weakly and expressionlessly.
"Accidentally stepped on the spot today, what's the matter with you?" Xie Yuteng didn't care about Mo Laixia's reaction.
"I had a nightmare in the morning, a little lack of sleep, low blood pressure." Mo Laixia replied lazily.
Seeing that Mo Laixia didn't want to say anything, Xie Yuteng didn't force her either.Xie Yuteng knows Mo Laixia's temper, and she will respond to you even if she is not energetic. Although she may be wrong, she is a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. Not for nothing.
"You can skip class, why make yourself so tired? You're just a scumbag anyway, so why care about attendance?" Xie Yuteng straightened his hair.
"I respect all those who teach me knowledge." Mo Laixia answered his question seriously.
"You are respectful, but your grades don't prove this... Ah—forget it." Xie Yuteng knew why Mo Laixia didn't study hard, so he changed the subject.
"Let me tell you, worm, actually, I...I have someone I like." Xie Yuteng whispered to Mo Laishia quietly, and then giggled shyly.
Mo Laixia glanced at him: "Oh, and then?"
"What's next, of course it's chasing!" Xie Yuteng was rushed by Mo Laixia's perfunctory attitude.
"Do you know the phone number?"
"Uh, this..."
"What about buckle?"
"Uh……"
"You should know the name, right?"
"..."
"You don't know that you like a fart!" Mo Lai Xia gave him a white look.
"Oh! You wooden fish, how do you know what love at first sight is? That magical feeling, like an electric current flowing through your body, makes your heart beat faster. You have to look at him more. The more you look at him, the more you can't extricate yourself. I came up and ran to the sea and never returned, I told him..."
"Let me ask for his personal information for you." Mo Laixia hurriedly agreed in order to prevent him from eloquently talking like a torrential river, rushing up to the sea and never returning to praise the person he likes.
With tears in his eyes, Xie Yuteng held Mo Laixia's hand, you really understand me.
Mo Laixia shook off Xie Yuteng's hand: "Don't be moved so quickly, give me his photo first."
"Huh?" Xie Yuteng was dumbfounded and didn't understand what Mo Laixia meant.
"Huh? What does he look like? I don't know how to find him?" Mo Laixia got angry when he saw his stupidity.
"Oh." Xie Yuteng lowered his head and flipped through his phone, suddenly stopped moving his hands, smiled awkwardly, and then told her in the weakest voice: "I... I was so busy looking at my god, I forgot to take a picture... Haha, haha haha a……"
A black shadow flashed in front of his eyes, "duang!" Mo Laixia's knife directly hit Xie Yuteng's forehead.
So after class, Mo Laixia and Xie Yuteng ambush at the place where the people he likes often pass by, ready to witness who is the monster in his eyes... Ah bah, who is the god.
Mo Laixia played with the reeds boredly, sat on the ground and complained: "I've been waiting for an hour, why don't you come here? Could it be that you remembered wrongly, or did you read wrongly, a mirage appeared, and the dream Contrary to reality?"
"No, no, I've seen him here many times, I can't be wrong," Xie Yuteng solemnly assured Mo Laixia, "Oh! Here we come!"
"Where is where?" Mo Laixia poked his head out curiously.
"It's over there! Oh, don't stick out your whole body! What do you want to do so obviously? People will find out!"
Mo Laixia's hair is full of black lines, you want to chase him, and you are afraid that he won't find out?
Mo Laixia looked in the direction Xie Yuteng was pointing at, and saw a figure appearing in front of his eyes. He was wearing a white shirt that showed his sturdy figure unreservedly. His strong legs walked sonorously and powerfully, and his hair was flowing. Her hair is so oily and shiny, the spring is leaking out, and it has its own halo.
Mo Laixia turned her head stiffly, and said mechanically: "I didn't know that not only your sexual orientation is normal, but you're lucky."
"What?" Xie Yuteng looked in the direction Mo Laixia was pointing at, and saw a fat, chubby cow walking in the middle of the road on her short legs, brushing her hair that hadn't been washed for many days.
"duang!" Xie Yuteng gave Mo Laixia a hammer on the head directly: "Who the hell is sexually normal!? I'm talking about the one in the back!"
"Oh." Mo Laixia rubbed his head, collected himself, and went to see the person who made Xie Yuteng dream back.
Mo Laixia looked at his male god, there was nothing special about him, but his nose was straighter than others, his facial features were more correct than others, he was just a little handsome, and he didn't like him so much.
"Okay, I'll ask for his number for you." Mo Laixia made an OK gesture to Xie Yuteng, adjusted her clothes and came out of the hole.
"Handsome, excuse me, may I ask your surname?" Mo Laixia asked him with a smile, trying to behave as dignified as possible so as not to appear too wretched.
"Uh..." The male god was taken aback by Mo Laixia's sudden accost, with an embarrassed expression on his face, "My name is Jiang Shaohua, may I ask, who are you?"
"Jiang Shaohua, good name." Mo Laixia thought for a while, turned his hands away, and glanced at him, "Then——which college and major are you in? Can you tell me?" He still had a smiling expression.
"Girl, although I don't know what's going on with you, I'm on my way now. I work in industry and commerce..."
"Hurry up, you'll miss it!" A crisp voice came from behind Mo Laixia, abruptly interrupting Jiang Shaohua's words.
Mo Laixia turned her head, and a woman came into view. A black windbreaker wrapped a slender figure, but it couldn't hide the charming temperament exuding from her body. The black base showed the lines of her calves vividly.
"Hey! What are you still doing here? Let's go!" The woman in black grabbed Jiang Shaohua's hand and dragged her away abruptly.
Eh?People already have female tickets?Since it's normal for a male god to have female votes, people will be misunderstood if they don't have female votes!
Mo Laixia saw that the person had disappeared, so he clapped his hands. Although he didn't know the name completely, he at least knew the name, so let's pack up and go home to report the results of the battle.
In the cafeteria, Xie Yuteng ordered a bowl of braised noodles for Mo Laixia, and said with a shy smile, "Can you tell me the record?"
"okay."
"What did you ask?"
"I know his name."
"What is it called?"
"Why are you in such a hurry? His name is Jiang Shaohua."
"Jiang Shaohua...Jiang Shaohua...it sounds so good!" Xie Yuteng's face blossomed.
"Oh! It's like giving your grandson a name..."
"Don't make trouble! My grandson doesn't know where he is yet! What else do you know?"
"...he is in business."
"Business and commerce? I don't think there are many classes, what else? What's his major?"
"Uh...he's from China World Trade Center...probably..." Mo Laixia suddenly felt that he was so useless, why did he only ask so much...
"Why is it probably? Is there no definite answer?" Xie Yuteng had a bitter look on his face, which made Mo Laixia want to slap him.
Why do you have to ask me for basic information and still babble, it sounds annoying!
"It's not me hitting you, I think, you should be out of the game, maybe he has a girlfriend." Mo Laixia thought of the girl before, even if it wasn't a boyfriend and girlfriend, the relationship was not normal.Nonsense, a woman took a man's hand and ran away, no, no, no, they were holding hands and running together on the sunny avenue full of flowers... Emma, thinking about it makes her feel sick.
"Why?" Xie Yuteng was provoked by Mo Laixia's words, "I'll show you! If it's straight, I'll bend him, if it's crooked, I'll make him mine!"
"Okay! I support you!" Mo Laixia smiled secretly, and gave Xie Yuteng a thumbs up. She knew that Xie Yuteng would not be able to withstand provocation, so she wanted to stimulate his masculinity. Xie Yuteng is a daring person. It's just that he needs others to push him at the beginning, and he will walk the rest of the way by himself.
"Let me tell you, Jiang Shaohua is from Industry, Commerce and International Trade, and now a sophomore, he is the vice president of the student union of the college..."
"Wait a minute, I'll write it down." Xie Yuteng quickly took out his notebook and looked at Mo Laixia seriously.
... People in love have zero IQ.
"His phone number is 159..., Koukou is 653..., his birthday is November X, he doesn't like watermelon,..."
After Xie Yuteng remembered everything clearly, he asked Mo Laixia strangely: "Don't you only know his name? Why do you know it so clearly?"
The author has something to say: Ahhh, guest officers, don’t misunderstand and say that the division is wrong, there is nothing wrong, it’s just that there is still a heroine who hasn’t appeared yet, guest officers, don’t worry, the best drama is left behind~!
Hello, I'm Mo Laixia
After Xie Yuteng remembered everything clearly, he asked Mo Laixia strangely: "Don't you only know his name? Why do you know it so clearly?"
Mo Laixia shook his phone in front of Xie Yuteng anxiously, and he saw many text messages and chat windows of various people, "It's not that difficult to be human these days, and your male god seems to be quite famous. , Personal deeds spread quite quickly. This is his class schedule, take his class well, and capture him as soon as possible!"
After Mo Laixia said goodbye to Xie Yuteng, he realized that it was still early, so he wanted to go to the convenience store to buy something, and went to the library to see if there were any newly published books.
After buying snacks, Mo Laixia sneaked them into his pocket and walked into the library openly. After searching around, he still didn’t find a book he was interested in, so he picked up a book called "XXXX" , After watching it for less than 10 minutes, I started to feel drowsy. Mo Laixia yawned. I have been staying up all night and slept too little. Suddenly, my phone rang.
"Hello? Sister Ning, what's the matter? I'm in the library now, I can go back now if I have nothing to do, buy a bucket of instant noodles, what kind of flavor? Is xx's braised beef noodles? Okay, two yuan puffs? Okay, do you want to add an instant noodle partner? Okay, Enbai."
Mo Laixia hung up the phone, closed the book and was walking out, when suddenly a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, "啪啦——" a thunder pierced through my ears, and the big raindrops fell straight down like a magic trick.
Mo Laixia was standing on the balcony on the third floor of the library, and everyone outside screamed and ran into the library.
"Ah, this spring rain is really heavy, how can I go back here, this rain is enough for me to watch a few episodes of the drama." Mo Laixia listened to the music of nature, and lamented that people are not as good as heaven.
"Boom!" The lightning instantly illuminated the entire night, and then receded, and the thunder roared unscrupulously in the ear. "Crack!——" The library suddenly lost power, and all the people in the library exclaimed and became calm again.
The transformer in this library has been in disrepair for a long time, so it should be replaced...
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" A scream poured directly into Mo Laixia's eardrums, startling Mo Laixia, what the hell?If thunderstorms hear such "miserable" screams, they will have nightmares when they go back, okay?
Mo Laixia walked cautiously towards the direction where the scream came from, and saw a woman with her hair draped, curled up in a corner, trembling.
Emma, isn't it true that the brain damage value has dropped too low?Don't scare me, I'm actually quite timid, I can't stand being scared!
Mo Laixia was about to back off when she suddenly heard the girl's sobbing, and another flash of lightning illuminated the girl's face. Mo Laixia's heart was also relieved. What, didn't I see this at noon? Jiang girlfriend?
Mo Laixia looked around, there was no one before, no one to come here, and it was still black and white, hey, if you are afraid, why don't you go to a place with many people?No wonder there will be heroes hiding here to save you!
Lifting his leg and was about to leave, Mo Laixia heard Jiang's girlfriend sobbing weakly, and meowed!God bother!Mo Laixia returned to the place where Jiang's girlfriend squatted.
"Hey."
"Wow!!" Girlfriend Jiang was very frightened by Mo Laixia's sudden appearance.
Mo Laixia was also taken aback by Jiang's girlfriend's reaction, but seeing the tears on Jiang's girlfriend's face inexplicably softened, I couldn't bear the girl crying.
"Uh... well, don't be afraid, I'm not a ghost." Mo Laixia handed the pudding in his pocket to Jiang's girlfriend, "It might be better if you eat."
Girlfriend Jiang suddenly became silent, and she was so depressed that she didn't raise her head.Mo Laixia stood there alone in embarrassment, neither retracting nor letting go of the outstretched hand.Hey, why don't you take care of me, don't you know if your hands will be sore if you lift them for a long time?Do you have sympathy?Physical work is tiring, and it's not suitable for me at all.
Suddenly Jiang's girlfriend wiped away her tears vigorously, looked up at Mo Laixia, then at the pudding in front of her, and gently accepted it.
"thanks……"
Mo Laixia breathed a sigh of relief, leaned against the wall, secretly shook his sore arm, and sneaked a glance at Jiang's girlfriend, and found that she hadn't touched the pudding at all.
"Don't you like pudding?"
"...No, no."
"It's okay, it's already yours." Mo Laixia thought to herself that maybe she really doesn't like pudding, so she didn't force her.
"...I've never had pudding."
Hey, where did you come from, a lady who never eats common food!
Mo Laixia was about to say that he had the opportunity to try it now, when a thunderbolt fell directly on the lightning rod in the library, making a hissing sound.
"Yeah... sobbing..." Girlfriend Jiang was so frightened that she hugged her head and curled up in a corner, shivering. It might be because there were people next to her, so her crying was much quieter.
Seeing her like this, Mo Laixia turned her head away, she is really afraid of thunder, oops, God is annoying, let it go, and I feel like I am a little nosy, let it go, I really have a conscience, I am familiar with people here, You can't just find someone to take care of this girl.
Mo Laixia sat next to Jiang's girlfriend with jet lag: "I'm just a little afraid of the cold and want to keep warm, don't mind."
"..." Girlfriend Jiang seemed to acquiesce.
Mo Laixia thought this might be an opportunity to help Xie Yuteng ask about his male god.So he struggled with Jiang's girlfriend for a long time, wanting to ask her about Jiang Shaohua?Or wait for her to calm down before asking?Maybe it's really a friendship?Maybe Xie Yuteng could have done it earlier, but if it was a girlfriend, he would still want to pry off this bean sprouts and plant himself next to the male god, oops...
Mo Laixia suddenly felt a line of sight looking at her, so she glanced to the side slightly, Emma, Jiang's girlfriend was staring at her with those faint eyes, feeling so scared, Mo Laixia looked at her in embarrassment Smiling, Jiang's girlfriend turned her face away without saying a word.
Mo Laixia has black lines all over her head, and her smile froze on her face. Although I don't know you, I sacrificed the time to watch dramas for you anyway. Why are you so ruthless?If I don’t say thanks, I’m just looking for trouble if I put a hot face on my cold ass!Mo Laixia scolded herself for taking too much control!
So Mo Laixia began to chat with Jiang's girlfriend by babbling and talking, and did not forget to peek at Jiang's girlfriend's profile during the chat.
Girlfriend Jiang is very good-looking, with delicate features and sharp edges and corners. Her big eyes are a little red from tears, and her lips are red from being bitten because of fear.
"I went shopping one day and suddenly needed to go to the toilet. I found an Internet cafe in front of me. I rushed in and shouted at the network administrator: 'Where is the toilet in your hut? Kick me out...haha..."
"..." Girlfriend Jiang remained silent.
"...one time when I was walking on the road, I saw a dog, and the MM next to me shouted in surprise: 'Ah, that tail has no dog!!' Haha...the tail has no dog!...hahahahaha...I laughed so hard It's...hahaha!"
"..." Girlfriend Jiang remained silent.
"..." Well, never die!
"One time when I was buying food in the cafeteria, I saw the tofu skin that I had wanted for a long time. When I was excited, I told my auntie that I would like a potato skin... Hahaha, they heard... Hahaha, they heard me say it is a potato. Pi...haha...their expressions...hahaha...I laughed to death...haha..."
"..." Girlfriend Jiang remained silent.
Time passed by every minute and every second, just when Mo Laixia secretly felt that he was stupid because of his lack of humor, "Poof..." Girlfriend Jiang secretly laughed, but she still tried to stay calm.She smiled sweetly, as if a piece of delicious cake made her want to be eaten.
Seeing that Jiang's girlfriend seems to have relaxed, Mo Laixia smiled slightly, thinking that now is a good time to ask her about Jiang Shaohua, so he asked her: "Finally laughing? You look cute when you smile!"
"..."
"how tall are you?"
"...one meter Lu X."
"Oh! It's three centimeters behind me."
"..."
"...Well, can I ask you a question?" Mo Lai Xia Jian Jiang's girlfriend stopped talking again, so he tried to speak again.
"...What's the problem?" Girlfriend Jiang glanced at Mo Laishia.
"Is Jiang Shaohua your boyfriend?"
"...Are you so curious about him?" Girlfriend Jiang didn't even look up.
Such a reaction is not what is a relationship as a couple?Sure enough, is it wrong to directly extract boyfriend information from other women's tickets?
"No." Mo Laixia shut up knowingly.
Mo Laixia suddenly thought of the bully that the foreign language teacher talked about every day, so he asked her curiously: "Hey, do you know that Luo Jinran from the outer courtyard?"
Girlfriend Jiang glanced at Mo Laixia: "What's wrong with her."
"Our English teacher Gao Guangtou talks about her every day. Every time in class, he sees us listless, lazy, and unlovable, he brings Luo Jinran out and says, 'You don't learn from others, even a little It’s good. As soon as she came in as a freshman, I felt that this person was extraordinary. The first question she asked was the usage of mixed virtual. Look, can you ask such a question? What’s the result? Sure enough. As I expected, they took the fourth grade exam in the first semester of their freshman year, and they are also firmly grasping their grade eighth grade in their freshman year. They even won the first prize at the A-level and provincial level in the National College English Contest. Hmph! Never passed, if you have one-tenth of her hard work, you still don’t need to worry about the final exam of the junior year? Huh!’ Gao Guang’s expression is called a tug, and his feelings for Luo Zhenran are like his granddaughter Like a baby..."
"Pfft..." Girlfriend Jiang secretly laughed again.
I said, if you want to laugh, just laugh directly, what should you do if you suffer internal injuries from holding back like this?
"I heard that she is very good-looking, but I haven't seen it, who knows?"
"...Don't you know her? She has spoken on stage during the opening lecture, right?"
"Opening lecture? Oh! It seems to be, but I fell asleep in my seat at the time, and the lecture was over when I woke up."
"So... what do you think of me?"
"I guess, she must not be as good-looking as you. I really think you are very delicate. If Luo Jinran is prettier than you, I will be Luo Jinran's servant! I will do her best, haha! But she herself I definitely don't know!"
"..." Girlfriend Jiang turned her head away again and fell silent.
Seeing that Jiang's girlfriend was silent, Mo Laixia looked out, the rain seemed to have stopped, and then looked at Jiang's girlfriend, thinking that it was almost nothing to do with me, and was about to get up, when Jiang's girlfriend suddenly pulled her away and turned to the stranger. Lai Xia blew into his ear: "Can you keep it a secret for me?"
Mo Laixia only felt her heart beating and her ears itching.Confidential?Keeping what happened today a secret?Mo Laixia looked into Jiang's girlfriend's eyes, which revealed dignity and a hint of fragility at the same time.
Mo Laixia gently patted Girlfriend Jiang's head, smiled and said to Girlfriend Jiang, "I just keep it in my heart, so goodbye, Girlfriend Jiang."
As soon as he lifted his leg and took a step, Jiang's girlfriend called to stop him: "Wait a minute!"
Hey hey, isn't it to kill someone?Don't, it's all up to me to work hard outside the small ones!But out of politeness, Mo Laixia still turned around: "What's wrong?"
I saw Jiang's girlfriend standing in front of Mo Laixia, her eyes were firm and she asked, "What's your name?"
Mo Laixia looked at Jiang's girlfriend and was shocked by her expression. Mo Laixia adjusted his posture.
"Hi, I'm Mo Laixia."
……
Mo Laixia returned to the dormitory, sat on the seat a little tired, yawned, silently recalled what happened in the library, and felt as if he had forgotten something.
"Zizi, where's my instant noodles?"
"Uh, that...hahaha..."
"Where's my puff?"
"Uh……"
"Where's my instant noodle partner?"
"..."
"You bastard! You stop! Don't run!"
"I'm sorry! Ah—help!——" 〒▽〒
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I want to chase Jiang Shaohua, I hope you break up with him!
Mo Laixia was lying on the desk, looking at the teacher with all kinds of rascals happily talking about what is a morpheme, what is a word, and what is the difference between the basic meaning and the meaning, he couldn't help but yawned deeply, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten Ask Jiang's girlfriend's name.
Xie Yuteng saw that Mo Laixia was in a trance again, so he folded a note and threw it on Mo Laixia's desk, and took a look:
[Did you light up the night tent to read pornographic books last night? ⊙ω⊙]
Mo Laixia glanced at Xie Yuteng, quickly wrote a few words and threw them back.
[It's you, haven't you woken up from your spring dream yet! →_→】
Xie Yuteng folded the note again and threw it to Mo Laixia.
[Ah ≥﹏≤How do you know!I can tell you the details! * ̄︶ ̄*】
Mo Laixia was ashamed, and looked back at Xie Yuteng, Emma, this guy is full of enthusiasm!As if Jiang Shaohua had already got his hands, the small smiling eyes made Mo Laixia feel goosebumps all over his body.
[Sorry, I'm not interested in sex. =_=]
【Hahaha, don't say that, I will be very sad╯﹏╰】
Mo Laixia wrote [You are the only boy in our class, if you are still a boy, you will be sad - dish -] when you were about to throw it back, suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, and looked back at the teacher, Mamma Mia!The teacher is squinting at Mo Laixia and Xie Yuteng!So scared!The gods protect me!
"You two, copy the meaning of the meaning 50 times before get out of class is over~" Still squinting.
Mo Laixia was so frightened that she froze on her seat, her ears were filled with the laughter and whispers of the whole class, her face turned red with a "bang", Emma, I really wanted to dig a hole to get in, but I actually annoyed you. My dear teacher, my mother is dead!
Mo Laixia secretly glanced at Xie Yuteng, yo!This little bitch is actually giggling at me shamelessly!I don't even think about who did it!I'm so mad!Wait and see after class!
Sure enough, Mo Laixia and Xie Yuteng respectfully handed over the punishment homework to the teacher, and were scolded by the teacher again, and then retreated respectfully, Xie Yuteng disappeared into the corridor with a flying arrow, and Mo Laixia also flew an arrow Follow behind Xie Yuteng.
"Stop for me! See if I don't pick you up!"
"You think I'm stupid! Whoever stands still is a puppy!"
"Don't underestimate me! Huh——I'm the first in the 800 meters!"
"Who is afraid of whom? Huha——I'm still number one in the thousand and five! Hey——"
"You bitch can also be first!? Huhuha - I'm still fourth in 3000 meters, how about it!?"
"Cut! What's the big deal? Cough cough!!—I'm still sixth in 5000 meters!"
"I still have No.13 in [-] meters!"
"You think I'm stupid? How can there be a woman who is [-] meters? Are you a pig? Haha—cough cough cough..."
"Your brother-in-law! Ouch!——Why did you stop suddenly? You killed me!" Mo Laishia was hit by Xie Yuteng's sudden sudden brake and lay on Xie Yuteng's back panting.
"Get off of me quickly." Xie Yuteng was knocked face-to-face to the ground and had an intimate contact with Mother Earth, panting and motionless.
Sitting on Xie Yuteng's back, Mo Laixia directly grabbed Xie Yuteng's hands and pressed them to the top of his head.
"Wow! Wow! It hurts so much!! Wow! Mom! Help! Wow!" Xie Yuteng cried out his grief.
Mo Laixia was so speechless that he didn't use any strength at all, okay? As for screaming so badly!Feeling like I am a sinner through the ages who is really bullying you, obviously you dragged me into the ranks of problem students!You are the eternal sinner!
"Hey! Look at a couple flirting!" A MM whispered to the MM next to her.
"This woman seems to be very mean to her boyfriend. Look, she just twisted his hand behind her back." Another MM whispered.
"Let's go quickly." The MMs pushed each other and fled the scene.
"You see they are showing their love openly, shouldn't we be more open?" A MM said coquettishly to a GG.
"Okay, listen to you! You can open up as much as you want, but it's better to do this kind of thing at home."
"Oh, you're so bad!"
"Not bad, would you like it? Hahaha!"
The two walked away in a spring breeze.
"You actually do such immoral things in broad daylight and in public, young people nowadays!" Seeing this scene, an old teacher shook his head.
Hey Hey hey!We haven't done anything right yet!How can seeing be believing?I am wronged!I am the victim!OK?I am! [This is not the focus of attention, hey, Khan. 】
Mo Laixia looked at the crowd with a mournful face, and was suddenly stunned. She seemed to see Jiang's girlfriend.Mo Laixia blinked vigorously, but there was no sign of her in sight, eh?Strange.
"Ouch!" Mo Laixia was thrown on the ground by Xie Yuteng, "You actually threw a little girl on the ground? If you are so rude, you won't have a girlfriend, okay?"
"Don't worry, I don't need a girlfriend, and you're not a little girl." Xie Yuteng helped Mo Laixia up.
Oh my god, the meme without a girlfriend doesn't work anymore! ?
"So why do you stop when you have nothing to do? Puppy?" Mo Laixia asked Xie Yuteng angrily.
"Dengdeng~" Xie Yuteng made a welcome gesture.
"what's that?"
"Oh! Are you blind? Didn't you see the words 'Wende Gymnasium' written on it?" Xie Yuteng looked at Mo Laixia with disgust.
Mo Laixia rolled his eyes: "You're blind so you can't see! I'm asking what's wrong with your gymnasium!"
Xie Yuteng smiled complacently: "Hmph! You don't understand this! If you beg me, I'll tell you~" He tricked Mo Laixia.
Who knows that Mo Laixia doesn't like this at all: "If you don't tell me, I'm leaving. I'm so exhausted, and now I want to go straight to the street and sleep." The appearance of the ground.
"Hey! Big brother, I'm so entangled with you, don't let me carry you back, the janitor in your dormitory will beat me to death." Xie Yuteng saw that Mo Laixia really couldn't wake up , quickly beg for mercy.
"Speak or not?" Mo Laixia threatened.
"Hey, you'll know when you come over and have a look." Xie Yuteng dragged Mo Laishia to the window of the gymnasium, and he immediately squatted down to take a sneak peek.
I saw Jiang Shaohua and a few boys playing basketball. Jiang Shaohua grabbed the basketball in the opponent's hand, turned around to avoid the opponent's attack, and ran directly to the opponent's basketball hoop, and then jumped and threw the basketball in his hand. He sent the basketball to the basket, and after high-fiving his teammates handsomely, he wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Wow! So handsome!!" Xie Yuteng stared.
Mo Laixia stood and watched, but was pulled down by Xie Yuteng, and Mo Laixia fell to the ground, "I told you why you are standing so straight, you want to be found out, you want to be approached, you want to snatch my male god, don't you! ?”
Mo Laixia felt that he couldn't bear it any longer, so he hit the hammer directly, "duang!"
"Do you think I should rush in and confess now?" Xie Yuteng asked Mo Laixia while rubbing the back of his aching head.
"Ask yourself, but I don't think it's very good. Now that there are so many people, I will definitely have some concerns." Mo Laixia answered truthfully.
"Sure enough, is it more appropriate to wait until he is alone before confessing?" Xie Yuteng said with some reluctance.
"Yeah, this way it won't embarrass him, and he can retreat without being caught
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